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- mg33-1
Can someone find me that image of the guy at his computer with a big grin on his face, and the sad girlfriend in the background, that has the caption "I asked if he wanted to watch a scarlet Johansen movie. He said he didn't need to anymore. "
Please?
- bklyndroobeki-1
Aiming low?
I think I want to be a bass player on the side.- Everybody know bass players don't get the chicks.pango
- they do get the drugs though! go for it.sarahfailin
- plus you get to play in a band. singer songwriters have the hardest time finding a whole-rest of a band to play with.sarahfailin
- always supportive sarah, let you know how it turns out.bklyndroobeki
- iCanHazQBN-1
The most exciting part of my week is getting on CreditKarma every Friday morning to see if my credit score has gone up.
Last Friday it went up 29 points! Today nothing :(
- that's a big jumpmonospaced
- I started paying my all bills well before the due date. In June it was 652. Now it's 718.iCanHazQBN
- early payment doesn't affect scores, only late payments domonospaced
- Pay minimums and incur interest to grow credit********
- ********0
I trimmed my armpits.
Then I remembered that some women like to leave them longer now.Who are these women?
I like to trim my armpits.
- Are you yourself a woman?detritus
- < that's the questinepango
- Nope. I just wondered...********
- http://philomenamagi…********
- ********-7
I love how I can regurgitate an asinine thought and get a response and a downvote.
Thanks, QBN.
- needs a response.********
- Coming soon to Facebook.monospaced
- needs a response.
- ********-6
I apologize for my last blog post. Surely a result of a feeling of disconnect due to way too much screen time.
I will not resort to toxic sarcasm or angsty aloofness any longer.
- UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
http://fc07.devianta…pango - hahaha********
- UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!
- pango-2
Kept finding my self saying "that's what I said." In the meeting.
- Yes a downvote!! Didn't even get anything my last post.pango
- better that saying "thats what she said" and giggling..autoflavour
- Ha things went wrong exactly the way I said it would.pango
- bklyndroobeki1
if you're waiting on line at a bar to go to the bathroom, is there some sort of "bro code" that he and his lady can slip in in front of you and use it.
punches for or let him go in?
chances are she didn't want him in there.
- he was probably from Bensonhurst.bklyndroobeki
- Fuck that********
- Thought it was just me man. Never seen anything like it.bklyndroobeki
- ended up pulling the door open as he was closing it, i told him to GTFO there's a line here!bklyndroobeki
- he came out and argued w/ me about letting her go saying "C'mon man, she's a lady" ... wasn't treating her like one. Man I wanted to hit him so bad, but I wasbklyndroobeki
- very sober, they were clearly drunk.bklyndroobeki
- maybe she wanted him in there... maybe not. Maybe I appeared at a good time, he was such a douche I couldn't imagine she'd wanted him in there.bklyndroobeki
- Either way, gotta wait his turn********
- nobrozone!bklyndroobeki
- It would only make sense if he asked that *she* jump in line, otherwise he's using her as a Leeloo Dallas Multipass.i_monk
- pango1
Yay 9:30pm. Finally off work. I guess the busy season is finally starting for me.
- ********-4
What is it about loafers with no socks that just feels so good to me?
- you are literally insanegarbage
- http://www.pixelsham…********
- I love it too.monospaced
- It's because your reality has been switched to that of an episode of Yacht Rock.MrT
- or it's because if you sit around all day it makes no difference what you wear on your feet. at least on a boat it's practical********
- PonyBoy2
I need work... :/
- Krop?********
- ask your wife, i bet she has something for you to do. ;)sea_sea
- C's... are you referring to one of those 'honeydew' lists? Has it come to that? ...oh god... O_oPonyBoy
- what kind of work are you seeking?bklyndroobeki
- design... web... animation...PonyBoy
- checking out your site now... will email you.bklyndroobeki
- Krop?
- scarabin0
the headband on my aiaiai headphones broke, so i took a picture of it next do a drawing of a frown face and emailed it to them. they sent me a free replacement band :)
- nice! i've been rocking aiaiai headphones...super worn out after 3 years of use. Time for a replacementKrassy
- The Money Snake was here********
- MrT-3
I recently discovered I'm not alone in being suspicious of Hugh Jackman's always perfect but intriguingly fake media/interview persona. Even when he tells the story of how he punched a female stand-in with his wolverine claws on set, it spins out as a display of his chivalry and respect for the laideees.
- MrT0
I just emailed a client,
Hi Dense,
as I missed the "i" in Denise...
- lollllliCanHazQBN
- Better than "Hi Penise,"iCanHazQBN
- You are an diot.bainbridge
- A mstake.bainbridge
- you are going to pay for that********
- MrT, do you need an invite to google inbox (you can hit undo if you see a mistake)?bklyndroobeki
- *unsendbklyndroobeki
- Thx bkl but I don't. I was using Postbox but my crap typing is app-nostic.MrT
- oh man!bklyndroobeki
- bainbridge0
Went to a paper store this afternoon to browse some nice papers for a personal project.
Turns out they're only open 9-5 M-F.
How are people supposed to go if they have jobs? Do they expect all their customers to come during work?
- have you thought about getting the intern to do your grocery shopping? O_O i ponder on that thought everyday...pango
- sarahfailin4
my nonprofit just got invited to apply for $500,000 from a big foundation! very nearly handing it to us. woohoo! thanks money snake!!
- congrats!scarabin
- i upvoted :)bklyndroobeki
- me toochukkaphob
- mg330
Lars and the Real Girl is without a doubt one of the best movies of the past 10 years. Every time I see it I find something new in it. It's a really magical movie. Sad, but so incredibly unique and moving.