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- meffid4
QBN,
Sorry I've been neglecting you lately.
I met a girl.
She's funnier than Pic of the Day and Animated GIF threads combined.We're not breaking up. I'll be back.
Just chill, babes.x
- PonyBoy-7
1st anniversary in less than 2 weeks and my lil misses and I still haven't figured out what to do to glorify our agglutination... thinking Sedona but... meh... how many fucking times can one go to FUCKING SEDONA???!
- sedon'taPonyBoy
- haha... downvoting a man's anniversary conundrum... :DPonyBoy
- +1OBBTKN
- agglutination:
the clumping together of red blood cells or bacteria, usually in response to a particular antibody.Gnash - congratsGnash
- Gnash learned something today!PonyBoy
- a tiny bit everyday :)Gnash
- Aww man, I wanna go to Sedona. ;) whatever you do, don't post pics on FB until it's over. njoysea_sea
- georgesIII0
friend convinced me I should spent the next year familiarising myself with neural networking,
problem is that shit is hard as fuck, I can't understand it,
but I know it will take our job in the near future, so better be on the right side once again- All I see is some bald guy drawing a steak.garbage
- mmmmm, steak!capn_ron
- In a few years, anyone could own drawing done in any style they wish, thus killing the art world :(georgesIII
- ^ cool story brofadein11
- it was also predicted that photography was going to kill the art worldGnash
- sure, like adobe filters killed the art world_niko
- art can't be killedGnash
- artists will use said tools to do something creative rather than all this novelty/pointless /meaningless eye candy bollocks I keep seeing.fadein11
- only digitally (for now)drgs
- more importanly, it can only do existing styles... it can only copy, not have a style of its owndrgs
- That's it, killing art is now my lifelong pursuit. YOU HEAR ME ART?! I'M COMING FOR YOU!garbage
- HijoDMaite2
Anyone know radiohead tix presale link???
- got a presale ticket off of the messageboard when I was a kid and saw Kid A in the pit at the Greek Theatre. And they let me watch their sound check!shellie
- It's so cool that they make the best tickets available to their fans.shellie
- Yea apperantly they let people on the special-special fan club get them today. Sucks, i bet Friday they will sell out in milliseconds.HijoDMaite
- shellie12
Holy shit! Out of the rubble and flames of my move I found a script I wrote with my neighbor when I was a tween! I wrote it in 1996 and I was inspired to write after watching TRAINSPOTTING! What craziness is on this disc? Now I have to buy an external drive to read this GenX disc. It might melt since it hasn't been touched since the 90s and totally missed the turn of the century. I was balls to the wall serious bout that life at 12. I definitely went feature length with it. Now I'm just hoping I can recover it.
I'm thinking about doing a table read of this script with friends and not reading it beforehand.
- please do show us at some point.pango
- I'm scared. But for the sake of 90's time capsules I will. One thing I know for sure, the script formatting was nice.shellie
- shellie, I hope you can recover it, the magnetism has likely failed. I lost midi files, song lyrics, and my first font on an old floppy disk :(imbecile
- I'd take the disk to a service center before wasting money on the drive.imbecile
- @imbecile is this considered a floopy? At least its not a zipdisc :D that never caught on.shellie
- @imbecile I called a couple places in Burbank (movie old format/disc central) and they all said they'd have to buy the same external drive i found.shellie
- @shellie, yeah, I consider 5.5" & 3.5" to be "floppy" due to the disc inside. Sucks they don't have anything for you to test on. Good luck just the same!imbecile
- *fingers crossedimbecile
- That's a floppy yeah. I hope you get it recovered! Definitely go to a recovery placemonospaced
- I wanted a omega zip drive so bad. Never got it.Hayoth
- You should produce it. Act it out with friends, and film it with whatever cameras you happen to have!********
- this is incrediblesureshot
- Solid letteringwagshaft
- also nice viewsureshot
- I still keep a USB external floppy drive around at work just in case and have so far resurrected a handful of similar things for coworkers over the years.evilpeacock
- @imbecile actually 5.25 & 3.5ernexbcn
- Sweet. Stuff like that is worth gold.sea_sea
- https://www.youtube.…drgs
- dopebklyndroobeki
- i like the titleGnash
- letter game on point.garbage
- What nb said! Please act it out and shoot it ...on iPhones..whatever. Just make it happen!Krassy
- Also you should burn the data to a CD and do similar lettering and throw it the bottom of a box so you can re-create the same fun experience in a ten years.********
- @nb 2021: where does one find a cd drive?shellie
- Goodwill?sea_sea
- Seriously, there's an electronic department in one by my house. I'm sure there has to be others similar. From vcrs to old computers and parts. Just an idea.sea_sea
- OBBTKN0
I've been chopping wood to keep warm in my studio... i was going to post it under "Your Gym workout" thread
- chopping wood, never heard it called that before.********
- was doing that one winter... furnace broke.pango
- bash the bishop is a more popular colloquialism********
- I thought it was flog the bishopimbecile
- Pretty sure the kids are now saying "masturbate my penis".garbage
- Squeeze and massage my fucking bulbous cock up and down until jizz comes out the end********
- is that how you envisioned this post going, OBBTKN?********
- LOL @set, i can only say i allways get surprised for the notes...OBBTKN
- chopping wood, never heard it called that before.
- bklyndroobeki7
I'm really liking QBN's cover page this week.
- imbecile1
I don't remember the last time I drove my Jeep, let alone know when I last put gas in it.
The gauge says it's topped off.
I don't believe it.
- pango0
just found out 5 years ago, east timor was at war with ninjas....
http://www.rawstory.com/2010/04/…- just found out five years ago********
- oh you too?pango
- LOL********
- Lol, pango of the day********
- just found out five years ago
- ********-2
How many times have you hooked up with a total stranger? Maybe you meet at a conference and just kind of pair up. Maybe you don't even know her name, but you talk a little over an hour or so while you're sitting next to her at the venue. She's not the hottest, but she might be interesting. Do you invite her over or hope she invites you?
- based on some of your COTD posts I advise you run to an optometrist firstPonyBoy
- two words, venereal disease. don't be a whore********
- terry knows all about several disease.pango
- whatever happens, pics._niko
- Sex first questions later********
- lol, ponyduckseason
- ********9
Just spent the last ten minutes walking around the supermarket whispering "bratwurst" into people's ears. Thoroughly entertained myself.
Think I'm finally losing it
- That was you!!!dee-dubs
- I do that all the time. Relax, it will become second nature.sureshot
- what you say before you slip it in, sureshot?monospaced
- Wow.garbage
- hahajaylarson
- @mono cant say. All I can say is that I am a true connaisseur.sureshot
- Also I bought some bratwurst********
- yessureshot
- Now that I think about it, the time-tested Sureshot Method™ is walking around the supermarket waggling bratwurst into people's ears.garbage
- https://upload.wikim…feel
- I found if you look at them as if it was a question afterwards they really get freaked out********
- Say it as a statement and then look as if it was a question********
- a bit rapeymonospaced
- btw ..er.. what bratwurst were they, and from where - if you don't mind me asking?
i've been on the hunt for quality dogs, yodetritus - They were from Aldi, hah. I'm loath to recommend them but I have to say they were pretty good to my ignorant palate...********
- lol @ Aldidogsgarbage
- The fact that you did this at Aldi makes it so much better.garbage
- From Aldi ? those are bratwurst made with dogs and cats (imported from China)********
- grow up, loser********
- It's the second time I've ever been, it's a whole new trivial experience for me. A twilight world of sorts. I got a weeks shopping for about £7********
- I'm going back.********
- Our one in Brighton has a bouncer on the door at weekends. Fucking brilliant.********
- Lol @ grow up loser********
- "It's always advisable to go through life on the wrong side of the road". Alejandro Dolinamaquito
- @set, I mean it.maquito
- I usually grab some coins before heading to train stations since there are phone booths and then I call random numbers and tell them where I'm heading.maquito
- You wouldn't believe how many random people really get into listening to my plans. It's amazing.maquito
- Anyway, I'm getting drunk pretty fast and that's the reason I wrote that cheesy, stupid and nonsense quote, and I'm writing this.maquito
- *searching for the drunk threadmaquito
- Mmm Aldifleisch!detritus
- bklyndroobeki0
What time are folks generally out the door?
Location?Usually my day is better when I force myself out by *8:30a
- smoothie > gym > work by 10abklyndroobeki
- I wake up at 8.30, out the door at 9.30 and get the train into London from the coast, get there for 11, only three days a week though...********
- Work from home the other two.
Living the dream******** - Out the door around 9am, walk to work (nye) and there by 9:15am. Home whenever I want. Work from home two days a week. Living the dream also.monospaced
- (nyc)monospaced
- Mono only works on new years eve, the dirty whorebag********
- you know me!monospaced
- Working from home studio. Wake at 6:30 and start working at 7:30 until 13, lunch with daugther and after lunch, work until 18 or 19OBBTKN
- Spring and summer planning to shorten it to 7:30 / 17, and after this, a bike rideOBBTKN
- when you work in space, you usually never go out the door********
- out at 8:30 or so, arrive at the office for 9 - earlier on Mondays and Tuesdays for weekly meetings.face_melter
- I'm out by 730 to hike, cook breakfast for bf then workout legs arms or abs 6 days a week. Work in home office by 10shellie
- monospaced0
New guy making eggs in the cafeteria. Slow, but the product is sublime.
- What does he do impregnate the chicken himself?********
- order me one and send to me********
- The slower/lower you cook scrambled eggs the more amazing they get. Like clouds of aborted chicken.i_monk
- Yes. Low heat, don't completely scramble so the yoke kinda stays around. 'eavan!********
- yupmonospaced
- THE
PRODUCT
IS
SUBLIMEdetritus - Lol********
- Bit rapey********
- leave it to set to get a rapey vibe from this, lolmonospaced
- https://m.youtube.co…
Magnificent.Continuity - I would take genuine pleasure in smashing his insufferable face with a rolling pin********
- I mean not really, but fuck me he's an annoying cunt********
- His food is great, though. That's the trade-off: be a cunt, but make great grub.Continuity
- I notion close to my heart********
- What does he do impregnate the chicken himself?
- pinkfloyd0
Amazon prime is the shit, free 2 day shipping.
- Not free though is it lol. Give us 10.99 and you get this product FREE!********
- Amazon Prime Now is even better. Free 2-hour shipping.monospaced
- Jet.com is free shipping...period. No fees.stoplying
- you also get prime video which is pretty cool********
- their movie selection any good?pinkfloyd
- http://www.amazon.co…imbecile
- netflix qualitypinkfloyd
- Canadian Amazon prime doesn't have videos....pango
- oh so sorry pangooooopinkfloyd
- eat shit********
- free 1 day over here.fadein11
- ; (pango
- The UK is like the size of America's left testicle though********
- Right testicle, thanks.detritus
- I just walk to the shops and get what I want. No shipping.face_melter
- Not free though is it lol. Give us 10.99 and you get this product FREE!
- Maaku12
Last night I adopted this 2 years old Catahoula/Cattle dog mix. His name is Sammy:
- Got him for only $7, lolMaaku
- good one! best therapy in the world :)Gnash
- very cute. congrats!iCanHazQBN
- Sammy is rad.garbage
- i like sammy better than you! screw you makuu!CALLES
- i keed we love maakuCALLES
- Wish I could grab a beer with y'allMaaku
- https://hangouts.goo…imbecile
- you're a good human, maaku :) Sammy's a good-looking pup!PonyBoy
- Had a cattle dog for 12 years, best dog ever.riles
- he looks like a sweety********
- Sammy is adorable!!!!! Good for you!FawnDog
- You're a good personApeRobot
- Good deal!!pango
- imbecile-1
- HijoDMaite0
Yes! Going to Radiohead!
- Oh, you cunt. After too late a night last night I got up to try and buy tickets for the LDN shows. Nope, nope and nope again. ps. lol, what were you thinking?detritus
- what the hell? I added single quotes around those two last lines and... gone?detritus
- Sat in the virtual waiting room for 1 hr! Woohoo!!HijoDMaite
- tickets hit craigslist for upwards of $2400********
- I cant imagine selling my 2nd ticket for that price and having the person sit next to me while i paid $75 for mine. Lol.HijoDMaite
- mg331
What is the deal with sandwich places using bread that simply cannot be bitten through easily? Is bread like this a thing people are connoisseurs for?
