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- ********23
- lolADP
- +1 in notes is still better to me than an up vote.!capn_ron
- that is so true, and I'd do it a little bit after I've posted so it isn't obivous I'm the one upvotingfeel
- upvotedKrassy
- upgoatedsted
- upbloatedContinuity
- brupvotedmonospaced
- or brownvotedmonospaced
- downvoted
dont get a big headkona - who is this anyway?sureshot
- The most interesting man in the world™monospaced
- the guy who never runs out of beer.sted
- The guy that doesn't always do shit********
- once upvoted to +1 you cannot downvote back to 0, only to -1drgs
- QBN-OCDprophetone
- this was at 21 upvotes. took my upvote back and downvoted, now at 19!HijoDMaite
- 17 ;)sted
- brevoted.renderedred
- upvote this stanky cuntutopian
- lol @ all hahahahasureshot
- wtf. I always upvote my posts. that's the first thing i do after I post. OF COURSE I agree with myself. Not upvoting would be lying.iCanHazQBN
- nb-5
Now, every time I see a post with 2 upvotes, I presume one of those upvotes is from the person upvoting themselves.
- Shit. I better start upvoting my posts that have 2 upvotes.********
- i always downvote my posts.. i love being the underdogautoflavour
- Shit. I better start upvoting my posts that have 2 upvotes.
- monospaced-14
Does anyone immediately downvote their own posts just so people start upvoting out of sympathy, but then later, change to upvote and see it go up by 2?
- I used to occasionally downvote some of my posts just because I knew they'd be downvoted anyway. More out of self-amusement than anything.detritus
- no™kona
- nope. Also.. -1Al_dizzle
- lol, it was just a questionmonospaced
- I upvoted first, then downvoted to watch it go down by 2. just for fun. :)capn_ron
- Talking about down vote. Gets a down vote.pango
- I wish I could downvote pango's note.Al_dizzle
- i know when you are on cause when my post and gets a downvote and see your post like 5 min ago in another thread.yurimon
- @dizzle. Hehehepango
- @yuri, that's because you're a paranoid moron who enjoys making assumptions about other people ... fucking idiot.monospaced
- I know when you're on because I can see and smell the shit you track all over the place and see everyone trying not to puke while they shove you toward the doormonospaced
- lol lighten up dude. i can smell your sweaty forehead while you rage type this.yurimon
- Lol********
- kona10
saved some junkies life the other night and it opened my eyes to a problem on my street i didn't know existed.
i was home alone with the boys and my middle son and i were playing on the couch in our front room. i saw a lady walk out from her garage across the street to her car in the driveway. i've never seen her before but thought nothing of it. next thing i know my middle son says 'oh no, she fell down' and i look out to see her on her back convulsing next to her car.
i jump up and bolt over across the street. i figured she was having a seizure and was going to help. when i was maybe 20 feet away she froze and stopped moving. it was only until i was up close did i see she was a heroin addict od-ing in my neighborhood. eyes wide open, no pulse,... holy fuck. i scream over to my neighbors house because he's a retired surgeon. he runs out with his 30 something son and i'm yelling to call 911. i start in with chest compressions and we call out the time. it was at this point i noticed my two older sons standing in our front door going ballistic.
we quickly decide i should go back to call 911 from my house and calm the boys. i hit the adt health alarm and call 911 while hugging the boys.
when the emt arrive no shit, just like from the movies, i see the emt slam his fist into her chest and she sits straight the fuck up wide awake. nalcor. nalcom? something like that.
emt said had i not showed up she would have died. :/
find out the nice lady's son is a heroin addict. he and his gf came over high as fuck and she argued with them and kicked them out. this fucking addict was out of her mind high going ot drive through my neighborhood. unbelievable. at any given night there could be 5-7 kids playing in our cul de sac. it's terrifying.
so now i find myself looking out the window more often watching for cars and action across the street. it probably doesn't help that i just started re-watching breaking bad last week and now i'm hyper aware.
- crazy.Al_dizzle
- So the lady and her son+gf are all adicts?pango
- good on you for saving a life, Kona!Krassy
- i believe the mom only smokes pot. i've always had nice convos with her and doesn't show any signs of heroin.kona
- the son and gf are addicts and both have pretty long police records.kona
- Good way to talk to your kids about how serious drugs can effect people. If they are old enough to understand i guess.capn_ron
- QBN hero of the day!robotron3k
- ^ yup!Krassy
- heroin is everywheresarahfailin
- absolutely capn_ron. My oldest is 6 and i had the drugs discussion. for my 3 year old i told him the lady fell down and hurt her foot.kona
- crazy story.
good for you!maquito - do u second guess the save and think it would have been better pulling a mr white?********
- not really. then we'd have a death on the block which would be difficult to explain. i'm hoping the save will bring her around to a better life.kona
- Had a really good friend of mine turned into a junkie :( she ODed, went to hospital, the whole rehab thing. And it's still hard for her to completely get out.pango
- Now most of her friends are former junkies. O_Opango
- Narcam is some crazy shit.brandonp
- since they opened up the farms in afganiyurimon
- Yuri. You should do something about that far in afghan.pango
- *farmpango
- props to kona!bezoar
- I saw people using when I was in high school & college. Bored suburbanites = idle minds, hard drugs. Ruined a few buddies who could have been something.studderine
- good job!eryx
- I'd second guess it. The realization that I might have created an opportunity for her to run over a kid in the future. I watch to many altered timeline flicks.********
- Not sure if i can make the decision to just let someone die.pango
- Kona all my respect. kids at least seen something real what they can learn from.sted
- ya kudos the instincts to bolt over.pango
- Good work, now you can go off somebody and break even on the karma********
- You believe in karma?pango
- yea, do you********
- Thats pretty fucked up even considering for a second to let her die peeps... Wtf?
Nicely handled kona.******** - nope. I help other because of empathy. not because of expectation of reward later on. And there's definitely no clear evidence that all bad people will pay.pango
- unless you believe in reincarnation. but one can argue that eventually something will happen if the rang o time's long enough. but that's a whole another thing.pango
- Dude, none of that happened. It was Jehova's Witnesses on bicycles you meth headProjectile
- Well done Kona. What the hell is an ADT Health Alarm?microkorg
- Pango, you are being far too literal with your interpretation of how karma works********
- You're a good man, konastoplying
- terry_cloth knows how karma works.********
- How else is it supposed to work if not literal interpretation of what most people think it work?pango
- I'm a none belieber anyway. So why don't you"a believer" tell me how it works.pango
- it's a magic fucking marker...a felt tip pen!!!********
- lol. Well this convo escalated quickly! microkorg. We have an ADT alarm system. it has 3 emergency buttons. Fire. Police. Medical. Pressing...kona
- the Medical button auto calls 911 and an ambulance. Within seconds my phone rang which was ADT confirming the emergency. It's a nice featurekona
- Pango there is plenty of literature out thier regarding bhuddism and Hinduism and the concept of karma. I'm not going to go into depth on it in sidenotes********
- Especially not with you********
- phew. thank god.
:)pango
- HijoDMaite0
What a tragedy in Florida with that alligator attack. I was reading the story and apparently the father saw the boy get grabbed by the gator and tried to pry it's mouth open to release him. The mom also jumped in and tried to help before he was dragged in to the water. What a nightmare for the parents to go through something like that on their vacation. My kids are in Yellowstone with their grandparents right now, I wish i could hug them. :(
- https://media.giphy.…moldero
- Utter fucking nightmare.********
- Florida is getting hit so hard right now with this shit. so crazy.capn_ron
- No gator in yellow stone. At least there's that :(pango
- it's actually super rare for alligators to kill humans in FL only 23 fatalities since 1973.HijoDMaite
- @ pango yeah but fuckin bears all over yellowstone dude.HijoDMaite
- Fucking bears!pango
- good thing about bears in yellowstone is that they can get food without bothering people. they are too smart to deal with people. hug your kids asap.capn_ron
- Shitmaquito
- I dont like bears. At all.sureshot
- What do you like shureshot.pango
- wait. no. nvm. don't answer it!pango
- Last time I flew through Orlando there were alligators in the swampy bits between the tarmac, no thanks florida********
- remembered this from '07
http://www.foxnews.c…Beeswax - Yeah that story was too gnarly. I was at one of those Disney resorts a couple of years ago, the kids were all playing by the water.
Horrifying to think about.Al_dizzle - @HijoDMaite, actually looks like 28 since 1973, but 18 of those in the last 15 years... only 10 from 1973-2001. 5 of them in the last 11 months. Seems likeslinky
- a big spike in deaths recentlyslinky
- https://en.wikipedia…slinky
- when i was at disney world, a hippo almost attacked our boat. fortunately the tour guide shot it with his cap gun.sarahfailin
- maybe it's animal rights activists running amok. maybe our forefathers knew a thing or two when they eradicated dangerous animals from our habitations_niko
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Just went to check out that bowling thread. Accidentally clicked the chick of the day. I'm at work. Why do panic attacks make my hands sweat?
- i fear this everyday********
- it wasn't the panic attack that made your palms sweat, it was the COTD thread ;)capn_ron
- i resize the browser window to 1/8th of the screen, then i hide it in the bottom corner and slowly move it up again for a quick peekdrgs
- pro-tip: take your earphones out when you do this, because you need to hear if anyone is walking behinddrgs
- just want to point out there are 2 upvotes....
every since that post, i can't unnoticed it...pango - I screencast a guy wanking on chatroulette to my bosses big screen yesterday. Deliberately of course.********
- Though to be fair he's a friend of mine and I'm freelance so he's not really my boss... but it sounded better.********
- I 'accidentally' clicked that thread 39 times yesterday.kona
- i fear this everyday
- ********1
Jizz
- lol!********
- JIZZZ HANDS!
click the link below:
http://i.imgur.com/b…GeorgesII - Jizz of the day********
- hahaha that was so funny. cause your in the in crowd :)yurimon
- You're*********
- If by the in crowd you mean everyone except you and drake... Sure.********
- actually more like5-7 people mostly if observedyurimon
- Well stop being a condescending little arsehole all the time and join the crew********
- how is an observation condescending? its like the train was condescending because it arrived late.yurimon
- I'm talking about your other ten thousand condescending posts. What are you talking about?********
- lol, yuri, stop with your qbn conspiracy theories and junior high mindset of "in crowd." it's juvenile and makes you sound like a whining bitch, just like trumpmonospaced
- I need coffee. Sorry.monospaced
- lol!
- ********1
Nutella bad, mkay..
- Nutella is the most disgusting food ever made period! Just looking at a container of this gooey brown shit makes me want to vomit.utopian
- Nutella 4EVA! I couldn't give a shit about MSG (which I'm pretty damn sure it's got none of) nor vanillin, nor sugar content. I would like to make make my own..detritus
- I never actually liked Nutella until i started going out with an Italian, now I have to try and forget about it because it's like crack when I'm stoned...detritus
- MSG isn't actually bad for you if you're not allergic to it. it is naturally occurring in everything from mushrooms to tomatoes. google it!sarahfailin
- Nutella does have a lot of sugar in it, however. It's the first ingredient. and Palm oil, the second, is the reason why indonesia burns and orangutans diesarahfailin
- ********2
making the switch from coffee addict to tea
I have become a regular with the whole "tea and milk" situation
- been 3 months without coffee. fuck the tea.********
- did you make the switch to a certain type of tea? I like green, but black is not that good to me. I like chai too.capn_ron
- I prefer the caffeine rush from a strong Tea over coffee, less jitters, more focus, it just seems like it takes longer to kick inmoldero
- coffee is killing me,(sweating, eye twitches, drowsiness) I drink 2 liters of tea a day and what I feel is only good. sometimes you need a coffee just for tastested
- + Coffee whacks out your PH levels big time, and messed up PH levels = cancermoldero
- I need to switch back to Tea again soonmoldero
- coffee is considered medicine if you roast it yourself and make a cup the same day. also if you buy real green coffee beans. small farm no chemicalsyurimon
- have to monitor the weather from the diff regions where real coffee grows. some years one region is gets a could crop next year same place might make a crappyyurimon
- crop do to weather. rain, temp, like great wine, same thing.yurimon
- ^^ good crop, typed to fast sowwieyurimon
- Coffee was invented by the cia!pango
- coffee is over 5k years old dude. headnod.gifyurimon
- hmm so that's why caffeine sounds like cocaine!?!%:D and tee?sted
- Get decent teas in, never turn back!
theres a great stall in bourgh market I go to get my batch. Been clean from coffee for a year now.mugwart - CIA invented tea as well.pango
- ignore me. i'm just bored.pango
- I thought it was the british intelligence to cover opium transports from china :) never mind :)sted
- Fun fact: decaf was discovered by retrieving sacks of coffee gone overboard on ships.HijoDMaite
- that's believable. decaf tastes like shit.pango
- *belieberblepango
- love me some mate tea with half and half and honey. Mega yum. Pretty much any black or green tea for me.sea_sea
- What you need is "milk tea". Find a proper vietnamese/thai spot and go ham with the boba.sublocked
- Never liked the coffee taste, and don't need it to be awake. If i need something hot, i a do a tea... But it's boring, so i leave it until it cools :\OBBTKN
- good stuff, thanks********
- I'm doing cream/tea today. substituting the milk.********
- been 3 months without coffee. fuck the tea.
- Ramanisky23
New digs.
- nice!moldero
- nice!pinkfloyd
- Sonavanitch! I'm jealoused. My place still looks like collage student lives there. Minus the posters.pango
- man card activated.yurimon
- nice poker tableIRNlun6
- nice, especially the placement of the poker table! reminds me of my old man cave :) but where are the speakers?sted
- Thanks all, soundbar below the tv, behind that picture frame with Sub on floor and a small Sonos speaker up high and to the right of the poker table.Ramanisky2
- I have a 1.5 year old and i'm loving looking at that rack of DVDs that he'd have down in a second!DaveO
- I want that couch.HijoDMaite
- Ah now I see! nice job :)sted
- Haha .. I was waiting patiently sted,
Now !!! where's that cat???Ramanisky2 - nice idle tv screen.... lolpango
- I'm wondering what "freedom" will think about your couch and chairs?utopian
- I just got those, and they're super comfy. Had my previous couch/love seat for over 10 yrs. An upgrade was badly needed.Ramanisky2
- man, I threw away all my DVDs years ao. I see you are still holding on.dbloc
- Yup, still got my little dvd/blueray library. Even though I have most if not all on my WD drivesRamanisky2
- Pretty sure I liked this on IG earlier, but I must say...."niiiiiice"sublocked
- Thanx 2x sublockedRamanisky2
- what? what's your IG?pango
- so many things to explore in the pics. super coolsureshot
- I dig thatmekk
- nice skinning-up bench in front of the sofamicrokorg
- no to my taste (furniture) but looks v.cosey. And didn't realise people still had their DVD collections on display! Is this is bachelor pad or are you married?fadein11
- @fadein11 lol what does that have to do with anything?sureshot
- @sureshot - just seems to lack the lady's touch lol. No - just wondered - doesn't feel v.family orientated - i.e. hasn't got shit everywhere lol.fadein11
- @fadein11 Bachelor Pad.
@Pango its https://www.instagra…Ramanisky2 - still can't find the cat.sted
- say, whats that playing on TV screen ?? hmm.Ramanisky2
- @fadein11 dude is just clean as hell thats allsureshot
- :)sureshot
- Looks comfy!instrmntl
- true true .. I do keep my place clean.
Biggest purchase of my life .... & also
biggest debt. But paying it off as fast as I can. ;)Ramanisky2 - aahha that's not the catty version!% and I was looking for it all night :( these things worth every penny in the long run.sted
- Really digging the couches, where did you get them from?EightyDeuce
- got em' at American Signature FurnitureRamanisky2
- Thank Ram going to check out the couches on thereHijoDMaite
- Hijo they're super comfy especially the 2 big seats .. perfect for those GOT nightsRamanisky2
- For those looking for the cat, it's the one who took the second photo.Krassy
- That cat has a good eyeRamanisky2
- Found the couches http://www.americans…EightyDeuce
- That's them alrightRamanisky2
- Nice floors! I will say that. But that armchair man - lose it :)fadein11
- Are you kidding?!?! that's my Archie Bunker chair ... no way dudeRamanisky2
- fair enough - takes up too much room - what if you want to dance of a saturday evening?fadein11
- TV is your friendCGN
- The first thing I notice is all that leather. something we cat owners can never have.CyBrainX
- Yeah, a kitten now .. will not be wiseRamanisky2
- sarahfailin0
at first I was like "man, my post is getting buried in the politics section because of how frequently ppl post there."
then I saw what comments my post garnered. yeah, no point in posting there anymore.
...it's great to keep the political discussion curtailed to a single thread, but it'd be even greater if we could just have a reasonable discussion about politics.
- "reasonable"
practically impossible given the candidates / circumstances. oh, you mean...imbecile - agreed. what are you suggesting? id love to see it in Socratic type format. over all if we follow rules of an organized debate competition maybe the best way.yurimon
- "reasonable" —practically impossible given some of the people attempting a discussion here on QBNPonyBoy
- I think it's really hard to discuss politics due to commitment regardless on what intellectual level the conversation is going.sted
- the most interesting for me is that none of the discussions goes beyond the daily actions and moves to the bigger picture about the political campaign tactics.sted
- I love the debate format idea the problem is nobody is willing to admit their position is wrong even when presented with facts.Hayoth
- I love to debate, I don't like to get insulted daily, just because I support a different candidateGeorgesII
- it's the YOU ARE WRONG attitude that stops debateFax_Benson
- yeah, this is exactly how you guys treat me, haven't you notice that no matter what is posted that is contrary to bernillary get downvoted to death, there's noGeorgesII
- need to even arguee with you guys because you have this "WE ARE RIGHT" attitude, from defending rioters, to gloating about female trump supporters gettingGeorgesII
- assaulted, I have read it all and I'm telling you it's not going to be pretty in a few months, because you couldn't say no to themGeorgesII
- Yeah George you never do that. :/monospaced
- please mono, don't put me in your level, I have seen you argue nonsense with yuri for hours, you shouldn't try to give lessons to anyone here..GeorgesII
- sted is right about the bigger picture and over all a debate format requires research of both sides for an argument. it would work if both sides take it seriousyurimon
- I'm not giving lessons derp. But you are a massive hypocrite.monospaced
- And there's absolutely nothing about your posts or your name calling that puts you on a higher level Han me or anyone. You're down there with drake.monospaced
- Everything about your posts come from an "I AM RIGHT" point of view. Even now.monospaced
- "you shouldn't try to give anyone lessons here" - fuckin' lol... from the king of patronisation.fadein11
- @mono - yep.fadein11
- 1 down. 1 to go ;)fadein11
- (or 2 depending on what mood he is in)fadein11
- when you guys are wrong the i am right point of view is what you hate on pretty much. just cant admit it.yurimon
- mono and fadien just derailed a perfectly decent attempt to solve our debating woes.yurimon
- cool story bro - wake up yurimon!fadein11
- hope what you said makes you feel better.yurimon
- Obviously you meant someone else. Idiot troll.monospaced
- "reasonable"
- ********-7
^ it's bad manners to discuss politics, if you accept that to be true then all the ugliness that follows stands separate from your feelings, nullifies your right to get all sore about the sphincter
- ********3
“Over-sentimentality, over-softness, in fact washiness and mushiness are the great dangers of this age and of this people. Unless we keep the barbarian virtues, gaining the civilized ones will be of little avail.” –Theodore Roosevelt
Savage.
- Please post a trigger warning before quoting white cis-het males.i_monk
- ok. we need a graphic, tho********
- Maaku0
Do you guys put cologne on your hands?
Is it just me or do you guys hate it when somebody leaves their scent all over your hands after a handshake?
- If you're wearing any cologne at all, there's a really good chance that you're a douchebag.nb
- ^
oh shit! LOL!******** - i pee on my hands to mark my territory on stuffscarabin
- @nb are you one of those that don't shower before work?Maaku
- nb is prob ocd. wants to organize the world according to pc doctrines. gets manicures n sheet.yurimon
- I donno, I agree with nb, people need to keep all thier odors to themselves********
- If you're living in the first world with access to water, just wash yourself as necessary. Perfumes are for people who can't bathe for whatever reason.nb
- ^ you got a point. unless its for https://pheromonexs.…yurimon
- Opinions strewn around as fact.
Welcome to QBN.imbecile - nb doesn't want you to buy and wear expensive nice things either, there is no point beyond utilitarian use.imbecile
- Leave lookin pretty to the broad, men who are into fashion and jewelry crack me up********
- *broads********
- ********0
drank way too much last night.. ugh
- bainbridge1
Phone broke and had to get a new one.
Lost all #s and the photos from the year.
- damn that's terrible********
- Backup?pango
- no auto backup? really?monospaced
- Nope, no cloud.bainbridge
- Not even on computer?
Were you using https://youtu.be/LBb…pango - Fuck wrong link. http://www.unlockuni…pango
- Served you right really for not having back up. This is 2016 yo********
- I have no pity when i hear stories like this when cloud backups are part of your phone.ArmandoEstrada
- I just texted you my number so you have it. you're welcome.capn_ron
- Meh, some of us feel uncomfortable about having so much important 'meta' data copied across so many 3rd party company assets. Me, I back up to paper.detritus
- ok how about "what you save phone numbers on a phone? what if you break your phone? have you written down all the numbers?"pango
- damn that's terrible
- sarahfailin3
Money snake is real. My org got 3 grants announced this week totaling $1,650,000 over two years. Since I'm the grants-writer that's very good for me! Thank you money snake!!
- ...********
- Don't forget to tithe 10% back to Money Snake.nb
- what's the stock symbol of Money snake? I have some money to burnsted
- $nekscarabin
- Need Money snake testament threadbklyndroobeki
- I want to be a money snake when i grow up.BabySnakes
- ...
- ********2
Being insulted in Spanish seems to have a less aggressive affect towards my anxiety than the same insult in English.
- puto********
- thanks.********
- I probably get insulted every time I leave the house, then I just respond with my smile and nod thing, thinking, people are so nice down heremoldero
- Cojonessureshot
- pinche pendejo. De seguro tienes una pinche vergita que no la puedes meter.
how about that docpoz? Nothing still?VectorMasked - haha. i want to put my vag inside? haha.********
- puto
- bainbridge1
Was working with a few people around 20 years old this week and it's surprising how uninteresting they are. It's a shame because the girls were cute.
- there are tradeoffs.********
- I'd love to go back in time and meet 20 year old me - just to see how off my memory of myself is.detritus
- there are tradeoffs.