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  • utopian2

    How many HBD bumps can be achieved over this weekend?

    • Depends on how many people have unprotected sex everyday.pango
    • In a week.pango
    • its like high schoolcbass99
  • sted5

    I wasn't expecting what I just have seen in the picture of the day thread. and it's really strange that this photo was taken exactly 12 years ago. I thought that the time already passed when this can upset me, but no.

    There are things in peoples lives, which they can't avoid like to gain weight while working 12 hours a day in front of a computer for at least have the chance to pull together the financial background of a normal life.
    Or that douchebag journalist who takes a photo behind of two people on the first day of a festival, just because one of them is bigger than he is and there is a woman on his side, and that's a reason to judge and make fun of.

    Often you don't notice what happens with your body and how that affects your relation with the outside world, not to mention that It's really hard to maintain a love relationship with all the prejudices that others trying to push toward to your beloved. There is always some jerk who thinks you don't deserve that girl, and biggest mistake is when they think that she is only with you because of the money.
    it can't happen that she is richer than the fat guy, enjoys his company and those things which separate him form average assholes.

    So don't judge because you have no idea who they are and why are they together. And fuck you for looking in my eye before taking this photo. Just to put some shit caption on it, and hope that maybe someone will watch your crap gallery about the event because of this single image.

    This 2 day party was one of my best experiences, we enjoyed every single second of it, with dub pistols, plump djs, groove armada and chemical brothers live playing in a thunderstorm.

    http://www.qbn.com/reply/3799377…
    crazy shit. I lost 110lbs after this during 1,5 years but I still think that it's pathetic to judge people by their physical appearance...

    • Well you're looking fine right now. And she was smoking hot. So there's that?pango
    • i don't get it. is that you? if so, yes cunt of a post.inteliboy
    • Wait - you're the overweight dud in that pic?detritus
    • lol 'dud'.detritus
    • respectGnash
    • insane, usually we get Jazx level trolling on shit like this but this sounds real. wow._niko
    • flip the photo horizontally (because its rotatated) check this from my bh: https://mir-s3-cdn-c…sted
    • i'm identifiable from behind because how the hair grows on the left side around my neck. and the place:
      http://www.szorfdesz…
      sted
  • akiersky2

    damn css flexbox is amazing!

    I just spent an hour trying to get some elements to wrap correctly on mobile.

    "hmm... maybe flexbox would work for this..." -naive me

    Boom! one minute later, all is right in the world.

    • html5 and css, those starting now have no idea how good they have it.BabySnakes
  • imbecile2

    i think i broke my wacom pen enough to not look broken, but i know it's broken enough not to work.

    i can't wait until monday to request warranty service delivery on thursday. //

    who uses a mouse? ew...

    • Do you have a multiple-monitor set up? If so, how do you use Wacom across them? I could never get that to work, so my Wacom sits in a box somewhere, unused :(detritus
    • wacom works normally as though they were both one screenscarabin
    • you can have it stretch across multiple like a mouse or press a button to flip between monitors (this is how i work)imbecile
  • detritus2

    I just managed to cut myself.. with a pair of scissors.

    Was haphazardly and quickly snipping leather off-cuts when OWYOUBASTARD! the front mill or so of the thin and sharp scissors snipped right on the underside fold of my thumb joint.

    ffs, it's in the nature of what I do to cut myself annoyingly regularily, but with a pair of scissors?!

    Amateur hour.

    • heal fast!eryx
    • I hope it heals incredibly slowly and then gets infected
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    • I guess the infection would have to come before it finishes healing. Anyway, just to let you know I really hope that is the case.
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  • nb1

    Can anyone explain what's happening here? My Safari ad-block starts counting up this one homepage very quickly. 3244 ads blocked in about one minute, with no end in sight. Other pages on this site don't seem to have the same problem. It's a very well-respected high profile news magazine site.

    • maybe it tracks if it could deliver, and if not, it retries.uan
    • Makes sense. Really hangs up my browser.nb
    • which page? virus of the day?
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    • hahahahaha
      http://i.imgur.com/h…
      nb
  • pockets1

    i love when people think websites are equivalent to a rocket landing on the moon. i tell you, some business owners live under a rock.

    • p.s. i upvoted that...deal with it.pockets
    • i changed my mind let me downvlotepockets
    • What do you mean?Hayoth
  • chukkaphob1

    u guise miss me, or nah?

    • were you away?drgs
    • lol
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    • Are you ORAZAL? Lolpango
    • hahaha!chukkaphob
    • just your posts in COTD
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    • hehe! u no like my posts in POTD?chukkaphob
    • Sup Drake!utopian
    • lol @ utopian
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    • @ chukkaphob: yes me like.
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    • @oey <3chukkaphob
  • PonyBoy0

    There are NO xmas trees available anywhere in this damned city... laaaaaaame!!

    • Australia?nb
    • Whoville?utopian
    • drive up to Prescott and chop one down for freemoldero
    • Xmas tree? It's summer you silly pony!pango
    • hehe... I got my trees!PonyBoy
    • We gots trees in cali! ;)sea_sea
  • PonyBoy2

    Just witnesses some FOUL police brutality... really fucked up. :(

    I was pulling out of a parking lot (it's 2am here) about to turn right onto a major road. At the same time some kid was being pulled over (yes... kid). The kid made the SERIOUS mistake of stepping out of his car w/his hands up while holding his driver's license(I was 20 feet from all of this and could see everything perfectly). The cop that pulled him over was already out of his car making his way to the kid. As the cop saw the kid getting out of the car you could literally see the adrenaline rush hit the fucker. He was like that tiger gif Bennn likes to post... zero to 100MPH and tackling the FUCK out of the kid who posed NO HARM. He slammed the poor kid right into the back of his own car.

    To make matters worse another cop had been pulling up to support his fellow asshole... that cop didn't even set his parking brake and he too was out his door barreling at the kid like some crazed center ready to kill a quarterback in a football game.

    I could do nothing. It was the sickest feeling I've had in my stomach for sometime. I swear I wish I had some power to stop those fuckers... the kid posed ZERO threat and had his hands UP... ... at least they didn't shoot him.

    Within 30 seconds there were FOUR cop cars there... ... I swear cops can be awfully cowardly and pathetically overpowering like they think they're Gods at times.

    This is one of those moments I wish I had a dashcam... brutality at it's 'finest'. :(

    • perhaps it was the end of a 5 hour car chase or something.fadein11
    • but in all seriousness I hate that stuff also - have witnessed it myself and been on the receiving end of it to a lesser degree.fadein11
    • I watched the kid pull over...he was slow and made sure to pull off in a safe place etc...he was not running / being chased at all...it was just a single kid :(PonyBoy
    • id film it on the phone cam at leastyurimon
    • USA?mekk
    • Maybe make yourself known to the cops now? It might have been worse if you stepped up then but might make a difference for the poor lad now.mugwart
    • So the kid did what your not supposed to do? And it's 2am and you see his license? What a bs story. Everyone knows u stay in the car.Hayoth
    • Everyone knows you tackle a kid cuz you can... Especially when his hands are up. (He wasn't even 20 feet from me Hayoth)PonyBoy
    • And fuck off for calling it a bs story... Seriously—Why would I make that up? I said he should have stayed in the car... But at the same time-no need 2b brutalPonyBoy
  • bjladams28

    picked up the new old truck for fathers day and drove it the 150 mi or so back home, mostly through scenic hwy, country roads and farmland.

    • +1monospaced
    • had to refill the gas tank 3 times ;)monospaced
    • ahah - it's gets about 10 mi/gal, so made it one one full tank.bjladams
    • nice!Krassy
    • that looks awesome.yurimon
    • sweet!moldero
    • that's so americanmekk
    • ♪country road, take me home...♪_niko
    • @mekk - i live here now, might as well indulge in the good things when i can :-)bjladams
    • epic adventure! that's a great truck budkona
    • my first car was a '60s Ford, also 10mpgmonospaced
    • wasn't meant in a bad way :-) enjoy!mekk
    • now that .. is a badass truck.
      does it have a radio or an 8track ??
      Ramanisky2
    • neither, but i don't need thembjladams
    • Killer man. I was trippin on that other pic with your boy and the dog in the front seat. Dog had a bunch if room to walk around, crazy big cabin.HijoDMaite
    • :-) the dog likes to ride, but she's not keen on 1st gear. my oldest son took that ride back w/me yesterday. the only thing to hint that we weren't lost backbjladams
    • ...back in time was his kindle.bjladams
    • NICE!
      This is my never ending project
      http://halftonefacto…
      BonSeff
    • ^ that's beautiful. i've somewhat wished this was a stepside, but not sure it would balance the cab/hood right.bjladams
    • yes !d_gitale
    • Used to have a similar one, modded the engine for extra power. I had to give it up because EVERYONE EVERYWHERE I went wanted to talk about the truck. WTF.zarkonite
    • Love those old Fords!section_014
    • epic truckmicrokorg
    • music?Ramanisky2
    • Allman Brothers and Johnny Cash blastingRamanisky2
    • wow thats a beautinstrmntl
    • @BonSeff http://bringatrailer…fooler
    • Can I borrow it to take some things to the dump?fooler
    • @Ramanisky - i'm deaf, no use for music any morebjladams
    • nice!feel
    • Well that suck bjadams.Ramanisky2
    • He can't hear you, Ram. You need to stare at him, touching his shoulder so he knows you're there and slowly enunciate. Sort of like he's borderline retarded.detritus
    • so nicefadein11
    • you can tell how much of thing of beauty that truck is when no one commented about your hot wife ;)_niko
    • aha, thx @niko. she's been great about pretending to like the truck.bjladams
    • check out those headlights!fooler
    • +
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    • Reminds me of simpler times. Days with my grandfather, hot endless summers, trips to the beach, a long life still ahead of me..SteveJobs
    • You might just be my favorite QBN member, always posting the best stuff. :)sofakingback
    • Beautiful ride dude, livin' the life.BuddhaHat
    • I would upvote twice...and such a nice color.
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    • cheers - it's been pretty great to drive around. the only real complaint is that I had it detailed and the guy put ArmorAll on the pedals :-/bjladams
  • sureshot0

    me today

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    Wouldn't drive...bad kerning.

    • seriously now, awesome truck! congrats!
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    • kerning looks finemonospaced
    • hahahaha! true. damnit.
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    • lolfourth
    • that is character spacingfourth
  • i_monk0

    How do I go about asking someone I technically work for to be a reference?

    • Have an interview next week...i_monk
    • if you don't want them to know you're taking an interview, you don'tmonospaced
    • Yeah, that's a tough one. You could posit it as you're interested in a side gig, and would like a reference. How good are you at lying?DRIFTMONKEY
    • Obviously I do, and she'd be a great reference.i_monk
    • Obviously you want your boss to know you're looking to quit? Fine!monospaced
    • She's not my boss, she's on the client side.i_monk
    • then what's the fucking issue?monospaced
    • <i_monk
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    I've impressed myself with my "detective mind".

    I successfully called out Orazal as the troller and now I'm delving deeper into the deep QBN web to see if there are any other conspiracies.

    No, wait. I shouldn't bother.

    Forget it. F it.

    Booyakasha

    • he didn't really hide his connection to the alt accounts -- not much detecting neededGnash
    • "are you orazal?"
      - yes
      "I'M A GODDAMN GENIUS DETECTIVE"
      kona
    • hahaha.
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    I've started writing Batman stories again.

    • why the downvotes?utopian
    • maybe people are sick of batso
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    • Downvotes because people want you to post your stories in full but you're keeping them all to yourself!nb
    • +fan artsarahfailin
  • MrT0

    The taxi's radio was tuned to Magic FM and 4 minutes later to my horror, I realised I knew all the words and a lot of the moves to Agadoo.

  • PonyBoy0

    POTD thread is 11 posts from 100,000... whoever posts best make it epic.

    • It'll probably be some lame joke like posting a jpg of the number 100,000 or 100000OFSAnb
    • Or Georges posting Trump.nb
    • damn brits get a head start on us. i just woke upsarahfailin
    • Nb called it....pango
    • not... epic...PonyBoy
  • pockets1

    so this is going down 5 miles from me.
    FishFire / ReservoirFire

    • are you up, or down wind?Gnash
    • I've never seen a fish on fire
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    • Must be quite a site. How many fish must be on fire to create all that smoke?
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    • upwind... still hot af here, everything is blowing east of mepockets
    • are you in a helicopter? FFS throw the rest of your Shasta down on the flameskona
    • hot pockets.stoplying
    • ahahahahahaha @setsureshot
    • looks interesting
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  • stoplying0

    What did you do at 3:47am today?
    Oh me?
    Oh, funny you should ask. I was walking into my neighbors yard with a flashlight and shining it through their window asking them to stop installing blinds with a power drill and hammer.

    What the fuck is wrong with people? Am I wrong to assume that drugs are involved? All the lights are on, just hanging blinds like it's no big deal.

    • home depot & meth: a winning combination!Greedo
    • rude: but some people can't rest until a job is done. or, they were paranoid peeping toms like you would be peering in watching them sleepkona
    • I'd hang blinds at 3.47am if there was a guy with a torch looking in my windowFax_Benson
    • ^ lolllinteliboy
    • LOL Faxeighteen