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  • SimonFFM0

    I heard about a Cake Smash shoot for the first time yesterday. You put a baby in front of a cake and let it splash in the food with their hands. This is then photographed. A really different world.

  • jagara7

    Okay, so i smoke (very limited amounts of) pot now. At 46 years old, I discover the concept of not blending in tobacco (which most people do here in joints). I learned this from a Snoop Dogg interview, of all places. Pot (ang cannabis generally) never really worked for me, It would make me sick 9 out of 10 times. So I've been avoiding it.

    I got a one-hitter pipe (thanks PonyBoy!).

    And now it works. I actually get pleasantly high without the side effects (i know, weed differs, got some good stuff, I guess). Walked around my hood in the spring sunshine yesterday, blissed out. listening to Boards Of Canada.

    I have a new thing i can enjoy in moderation. Great success.

    Next, I'll try that "meth" thing people seem to recommend.

    • *andjagara
    • Ah! Boards of Canada and Pot, great mix!oey_oey
    • Yup!jagara
    • Meth.
      XD
      palimpsest
    • Amphetamines don’t meth aroundscarabin
    • groovyneverscared
    • long live the cigarette one-hitter!letterhead
    • i used to have that, now i have this https://www.hoj.life…jpgjpg
    • This is the way.❤

      ...and holy moly that's a pricey one-hitter, jpgjpg... looks smart tho
      PonyBoy
    • I have a protopipe i use for just this reasoncannonball1978
    • You've got your bat, now get a dugout. You load one side with flower, and then cut in, take a puff, and put everything away.garbage
    • https://www.pro420.c…garbage
    • Weed is for loserscrazyprick
    • With those little pinch hitters, replace them often they get gunked up and not worth saving. I actually suggest a vape model that uses flower like PAX.shellie
    • https://www.pax.com/… You won't get that tar like buildup like you do with 1 hitters.shellie
    • PAX totally changed the way I consumed.. its so much cleaner and weed stretches a lot more.. definitely worth itautoflavour
    • Yeah pax is incredible. You can treat it like a one hitter too. Us the small amount lid and crank the temperature right up.thumb_screws
    • I loved but had to eventually dump my PAX as vaping (probably the flavoring chems) began giving me major headaches ...I found my way back to my one hitterPonyBoy
    • weed is always so strong though. I wish pot was way more chill, I'd love to sit and smoke a joint and get just a lil high - not blood shot and paranoid.inteliboy
    • @pony were you using oils or dried flower through the pax?thumb_screws
    • I was using disposal PAX oil pods... I stopped using them about 3 years ago. Similar to these: https://www.pax.com/…PonyBoy
    • Ah ok. I’ve never used the oils ( it’s still illegal here in Aus) Pax 3 with dried flower has been great for me. I struggle with smoke now.thumb_screws
    • Level up again!! Forget the PAX... this is what I use, much cheaper, much lighter and smaller.... but will still last for 5-7 smokesProjectile
    • https://magicvaporiz…

      Airvape XS
      Projectile
    • Just to be clear, that is a crack pipe - you can smoke what you want in it BUT that is a crack pipespot13
    • Just to be clear, that is a crack pipe - you can smoke what you want in it BUT that is a crack pipespot13
    • x2spot13
    • Just to be clear, that is a crack pipe - you can smoke what you want in it BUT that is a crack pipegarbage
    • That's definitely a crack pipecrazyprick
    • It's only a crack pipe if you see it that way. So many people use them for flower.garbage
  • Gardener1

    27 years ago today, a tiny venue for the mighty Little Axe featuring Skip McDonald, Doug Wimbish, Keith LeBlanc and Talvin Singh!


  • Continuity4

    Last year or a couple of years ago, someone (who?) posted either a great big long post (where?) or a link to an article (again, where?) to the whole history of NT/QBN.

    Anyone know what I'm talking about, and can post it again?

    <3

    • fingers crossed.fadein11
    • Draining the swamp.palimpsest
    • I *was* going to address the 'QBN brain trust' here, but I suspect we're all sharing the same spent brain cell, at this point.Continuity
    • If it happened in the last 2 years I will probably track it down.palimpsest
    • it's here somewhere, my faculties may be broken but I doubt I invented this in my sleep, it was a really interesting read.fadein11
    • Once upon a time, there was a website... a long time passed... now the only users viewing it are aged 40+, it's called QBN.shapesalad
  • Ianbolton4

    I've been working on some new project where i'm transferring documents from one interactive service (Pagertiger) to another (Ceros). I do like the new system, but there are too many issues when transferring and it's taking me ages to get through even one document. There's tons to get through. It's stressing me out as I wanna do a good job, but this is not why i got into graphic design. I'm almost about to flip out and just quit, but I know that would be a bit daft as I have bills to pay. My car also fucked up the other week, which i rely on to get into work. Ive started getting migraines again. And Im feeling completely anti-social at the moment.

    Just airing off some stress. Maybe I should've just put this in my journal instead of on here - but it's driving me nuts. Deeeeeeep breaths!

    • Fucking cars, sincerely.OBBTKN
    • And yes, this days, graphic designers are doing all kind of works, and dev or management work is a s**t, but better to get a job...OBBTKN
    • Yeah. Migraines and anti-social-ness are a sign you should think about an exit strategy from this gig. Quietly polish up your book and your CV, and start ...Continuity
    • ... putting discreet feelers out. But don't quit before you've landed the next one!!Continuity
    • migrating content from one shitty closed system to an other, that decision is wise...
      look at the bright side, when its done you're going to be the only one who
      sted
    • knows the new one with every single detail.
      I would mock that person who made this decision to the end. How much commission she/he/they get from Ceros?
      sted
    • To be fair, today i've got into the zone and just got on with shit. Feel loads better.Ianbolton
    • A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got a giant ship’s wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says what’s with the ship’s wheel? Guy says...misterhow
    • ^ flolgarbage
  • NBQ000

    Does anyone know of a Radio DJ announcer generator?

    To type something like "Non stop hits from London to New York by..."

    • I have some sweet velvety pipes and would be happy to record this for youstoplying
    • you can record some jingles for me if you like stoplying - contact me via my Mixcloud if you can, ty xGardener
  • drgs0

    Where do young designers hang out? Certainly not here and not on Yayhooray

    Its Discord, isn't it

    • The website I fear the mostdrgs
    • Discord, come for the drama stay for the camaraderie.palimpsest
    • you cant certify people there, go become a troll on 4chanpockets
    • discordsted
    • You absolutely can cerify people there, even by flawed means such as an ascribed social credit score. moreso than here.Nairn
    • uhm twitter?

      everybody is on twitter
      grafician
    • also insta with tons of carousels but also linkedin which btw has amazing reach everybody should post there for a huge free boost for their postsgrafician
    • boosts on posts, lol okaymonospaced
    • you need to boost posts on instagram and facebook to even reach your full list of followers - not on linkedin, were with a simple post you can reach 10ksgrafician
    • reddit?inteliboy
    • FigmaBluejam
    • pornhubmilfhunter
    • followers? lol okaymonospaced
    • lol milfhunter beat me to it_niko
    • Yes pornhub. It is the way.pango
  • sted3

    From the age of 8 or 9, every winter I was able to spend at least two weeks skiing in the Polish Tatras. We were not at all wealthy, my grandparents paid for the trip, so I always had the cheapest rental skis and boots on my feet. I just looked at those kids who had the most expensive, coolest gear and clothes, but they weren't any better than me. In the second or maybe third year, one of the teachers asked me if I wanted to ski like the adults, and I said yes. He took one of my skis and for a week we spent 3-4 hours every day practicing with alternating legs. I didn't even knew that what I was studying was called parallel skiing. Meanwhile, I learned how to wax and polish my worn out gear so that it would slide as if it were new. The following year, despite the fact that my stuff was still completely lame, I felt really cool because everyone was interested in where I learned to ski so professionally.
    Those few rich kids were angry that I was able to do it so easily while they were still coming down the mountain in snowplough in their expensive new gear. Since then I know that the most expensive and coolest looking things are not necessarily the best, and I decide what is right for me.

    • Lots of rich kids lack passion. But because they have money they can be mediocre at many things.PhanLo
    • It's the confidence in their mediocrity that can be challenging sometimes.PhanLo
  • hans_glib3

    the internet can be a wonderful place. between chatgpt and code.io i manged to create and wrangle three js scripts into working correctly, without a single clue as to what i was doing.

    it made me think tho - eveyone is up in arms about copyright ripoffs of the artists, but what about all the coders out there? all this ai shit would be lost without the coders' original hard work being all over t'internet for scraping...

    • WEF "You'll own nothing and be happy.". This is what they meant.shapesalad
    • We've always been using each other's code and it's never been a problem. Maybe because we don't think coding is a magical power like "making art".palimpsest
    • The 'ai' underpinning Github's CoPilot thingamjig was causing this kind of debate a couple of years backNairn
    • I think web devs — front- and backend — have been nicking each others' code and markup since ... well, since the beginning of the web.Continuity
    • It'd be a bit like angrily ranting over cmd+U/View Source.Continuity
    • Although, in the very, very early days of web design (I'm talking mid- to late-90s), the question 'Can I hide my HTML to keep people from stealing it??' wouldContinuity
    • ... turn up regularly on forums. Funny stuff.Continuity
    • ahmemba getting politely ticked off by someone whose code I'd borrowed and put on a dev server, not having taking out his 'page counter code' lolNairn
    • (I mean, like i'd literally transplanted it to our server so I could see how it worked - I didn't 'reappropriate it'. I've never been that sort of a cunt.)Nairn
    • These "AI" models and what not are just tools I guess, I don't have any coder friends going nuts over losing jobsgrafician
    • ...yet.Nairn
  • crazyprick1

    Remember Justin Roiland?

    • Who, now?Continuity
    • I think so, didn’t he die in a grease fire?futurefood
    • https://twitter.com/…palimpsest
    • I don't know why this was a surprise to anybody. The original concept for Rick and Morty was a grandfather trying to get his grandson to lick his balls.garbage
    • What's your point Garbage? Are you saying he did it or not? Seems everyone is either guilty or just a cunt until proven otherwiseIanbolton
    • Roiland said he did and i believe him.pango
    • haha. Pango, we all know you finger your technology on a daily basisIanbolton
    • Don't we all :)pango
    • Oh wait he back tracked? God damn it roiland! If you want to be a cunt then commit to it! Now you're just a pussy cunt!pango
    • I'm saying he's always seemed like fucking pervert. Have you read his texts to minors? Adult Swim doesn't fuck around, they do their due diligence. Examples:garbage
    • When it turned out that Stuart Baker wasn't doing a character when playing Early, he was canned. Because he's actually a white supremacist.garbage
    • When it turned out that Roiland was actually a massive sex pest and not just doing a bit, he was canned.garbage
    • When ATHF was falsely thrown into national news as terrorists because people mistook their viral marketing for bombs in Boston? They stayed.garbage
    • Forgot one. When MDE turned out to be a bunch of fucking alt-right racists, they got canned. That's a whole other post but I can fully fill you in on that one.garbage
    • JEWS ROCKcrazyprick
    • Bitch, I'm angeliccrazyprick
  • SimonFFM6

    I deleted 600 people I was following on instagram and it feels so good.

    • Instagram even told me, I had seen everything on my timeline that was posted in the last 3 days. Never read that before.SimonFFM
    • Commence the purge!pango
    • Didn't they used to penalise you for that? Like they'd limit your account?PhanLo
    • @Simon I delete everyday
      @PhanLo yup, from your followers you can remove more than 30 per day I believe
      grafician
    • can't*grafician
    • I removed the people I was following. The more you do it, the more difficult it gets. In the end, you have to press the button 4 times to unfollow.SimonFFM
    • Now, I am only following 300 people and it feels so much better. I was really tired of seeing "happy women" pretending they have a fun life.Way too many models.SimonFFM
    • Props! that's dedication the purge!PhanLo
  • maquito2

    Wasn't an alien invasion happening today?
    I am disappoint.

    • Oh. Was there supposed to be one? Why didn't anyone tell me?Continuity
    • I guess it worked!Gnash
    • My wife has shown up to work wearing a tinfoil hat, yes, she's crazy, lol.OBBTKN
    • 2012?!grafician
    • trump arrest is happening today... also good.neverscared
  • shapesalad2

    I think my last remaining wisdom tooth, has suddenly decided to grow a little, and is now pressing on a nerve and making my lip feel slightly... funny.

  • drgs1

    Are you guys like me? Woke up in the middle of the night because I had to poop.
    I hope it's not a new thing I do every night now

    Discuss

    • Be thankful you actually *wake up* to poop.Continuity
    • I'm just woke.oey_oey
    • LOL, Continuity.palimpsest
    • I am awake at 5:30 pooping right now. Wish I was asleep.monospaced
    • Never needed to do that.shapesalad
    • i always need to poo the moment im laying comfortable in my bed almost ready to fall a sleep.milfhunter
    • My body is on an exact schedule. I pee every morning at 6:30.
      Unfortunately I wake up at 7:00. :(
      Akagiyama
    • Oh. Look what made the top of the front page!Continuity
    • Only when I do heavy squatsdmay
    • Drgs has gone Woke?utopian
    • For a moment I thought this was a tweet by Elon.SimonFFM
    • lol Akagiyama won he boomer contest :D
      @drgs try this: don't eat 6 hours before going to sleep.
      sted
    • did you chew your food or used a blender yesterday?uan
    • My anus is super tightcrazyprick
    • Drgs is only woke when the sun goes downthumb_screws
    • Ive started sleep peeing where I fall back asleep standing while peeing. Strangely still good aim but taking to sitting.cannonball1978
    • Discuss...gustingshapesalad
  • PonyBoy14

    For the first time in 20+ years I'm struggling to find work... what a shitty feeling

    • damnYakuZoku
    • Signs you're getting old. It is indeed a shit show the 'creative' sector these days.shapesalad
    • I feel you. So many jobs...not a call.oey_oey
    • Stay postive Kevin! Most of us are in the same situation, we were or we will be.

      Enjoy your loved ones and don't sink my friend <3
      OBBTKN
    • all the best, I know the feeling. Covid was v.hard for me. Freelance life If that's what you do) is often feast or famine. It will likely pick up. Things seemfadein11
    • a bit better over here lately.fadein11
    • stay productive. use it as a time to catch up on something new to learn.hotroddy
    • or put a new portfolio and go out and hustle (which is a lot tougher).hotroddy
    • Sorry to hear that. Updating the portfolio does help. Aside from showcasing work it gives a feeling of control over the situation.MondoMorphic
    • why? are you not getting the same kind of gigs you once were? can you upgrade your skillset a bit? are you being underpriced by overseas "talent"_niko
    • Learning something new to add to your skill set is never a bad idea.stewart
    • Full time stock bro?pango
    • Sorry to hear this. I wish I could offer some positive words but I think everyone else covered it well.CyBrainX
    • As much as I love creative work, more now than ever, I think it's a terrible profession. The turnover is just disgusting.CyBrainX
    • Cybrainx yeah agree, we’re some kind of masochists in this industry, there are literally millions of other jobs out there that pay way more and require less_niko
    • @cyB and Niko. ye well whatever. I wouldnt be happy working in any other field. You do it because its your passion.milfhunter
    • yeah Milf, it's the sad truth._niko
    • but I still couldn't see myself doing anything else really...70's porn star aside_niko
    • @milfhunter, I feel the same way.CyBrainX
    • @_niko... this conversation is four days old:
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      PonyBoy
    • jeez wow_niko
    • tell them to » vai pro caralhohotroddy
  • Gardener7

    Robert Pollard's all time top 50 albums list for Rolling Stone magazine. Great to see Sheer Heart Attack so high that would be in my Top 5 too, personally I'd agree with exactly half of these.

    • About 5 of these songs would crack my top 50utopian
    • but they're albumsMrT
    • I'd agree with many of these. Extra points for Wire 154, Love Forever Changes and Trout Mask Replica. Trompe le Monde is an interesting choice.CyBrainX
    • I would have picked Doolittle and had it in the top 10.CyBrainX
    • No Kinks?!?!?!?
      Fuck this list
      futurefood
    • Genesis? GENSIS???
      They’re on there twice, but no Kinks?
      More like fuck Pollard!
      futurefood
    • Omg Genesis is on there 3 times.
      I really hate this man
      futurefood
    • "but they're albums"
      XD
      palimpsest
    • For the Kinks you could have Arthur, Village Green, Lola or Muswell Hillbillies. All of them were classics.CyBrainX
    • ^+1000 right? and Something Else... all those are solid albumsfuturefood
    • Lola, Dr. Sardonicus by Spirit and George Harrison's All Things Must Pass were all released on the same day. Each would make my list.CyBrainX
    • Sheer Heart Attack changed my 12 year old head and blew it!Gardener
    • not one album by a foreign band?! this guy hasn’t livedscruffics
    • Mixed bag. 3x Wire makes up for the Queen and Genesis.Fax_Benson
    • Yeah Nahsab
    • I saw this earlier and was about to make a Spotify list. +1 for The Godz. Only people who grew up in Ohio or are me and Gardners age know this band. I'm both!fooler
    • I'd be actually be surprised how many QBNers even knew who Robert Pollard is before googling his name.fooler
    • No need to google. Anyone who's heard GBV knows he played and wore-out too many Television Personalties' albums and didn't even bother to put them on this listfuturefood
  • Continuity3

    If you're type designer living in Germany, LinkedIn told me today that Monotype are looking for a Creative Director:

    https://monotype.wd1.myworkdayjo…

    • Graf's time to shine.palimpsest
    • that job is available for two weeks now I think. I would apply but they clearly want someone withexperience in the typography field or as creative directoroey_oey
    • And being Monotype I guess they take that seriouslyoey_oey
    • lol palmonospaced
  • BonSeff1
  • _niko5

    me in March of 2023

    Lola is a dude

    lol

    • All that Kinks talk got me listening to the Lola album just before I saw this.CyBrainX
    • By the way, that song is about Candy Darling who went to my high school.CyBrainX
    • I'd take the Kinks over any band on that 50 list, any day.futurefood
    • They're way up there for me as well.CyBrainX
    • Classic fucking album. This Time Tomorrow and Strangers are immortal bangers. But also you just figured out Lola? Step back flol, we have LOLA.garbage
    • haha garbage yeah man, I've been singing this tune for years but never actually paid attention to the lyrics until yesterday lol_niko
    • I don't know why, but that makes me so happy. Funny how we pay attention to hits.garbage
    • I think that makes you gay, nikoGnash
  • shapesalad1

    How many times per day do you taste something minty?

    If there was no more mint.. how would that feel?

    It seems mint is quite part of our daily lives.

    • Twice. Brushing teeth morning and night.monospaced
    • Gum, Kendal mint cakezardoz
    • Sometimes none. I hate living. My toothpaste doesn't have taste.pango
    • all day long, nicotine lozengesYakuZoku