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sometimes I say to myself
HEY
hey asshole
- Jnr_Madison0
UPS guy just dropped off my stuff from the Moma store and I'm too lazy to open the box.
There's something wrong here.
- send it to someone else and see if they will bother********
- or something very right********
- at least you accepted delivery********
- What is the Moma store?canuck
- I feared this backlash, they say never go back.Jnr_Madison
- The UPS guy nearly pulled a blade when I jokingly said I had no cash to pay the duty.Jnr_Madison
- I may document in pictures the opening off the box then the extreme apathy to the contents... or maybe not.Jnr_Madison
- ok canuck, you're prolly taking the piss but I'll bite http://www.momastore…Jnr_Madison
- I see. how quaint.canuck
- Interesting fact, I worked at UPS loading packages into trucks during a school semester.canuck
- I'm pretty sure canuck broke my stereo. "Fragile" means "kick softer".blaw
- send it to someone else and see if they will bother
- ********0
Dinner time, the perfect break between work and drunk
- Homer Simpson
- ********0
I thought we had until 2012
- For my disciples have eternity on their side, to the others needn't waste one's time.********
- Once the book is closed, it's closed. And to which there are no more fortunate entries.********
- For my disciples have eternity on their side, to the others needn't waste one's time.
- GreedoLives0
Every surface and ledge in our apartment is covered in drying nursing pads. Its like some surreal version of 'The Birds' when I come home.
- canuck0
Hey emu did you ever repot that plant? Please tell me you did.
- seeds to Svalbard at least********
- well played, sir ?canuck
- You mean Jim.GreedoLives
- agh yes jim.canuck
- Lord Jim********
- seeds to Svalbard at least
- jonatne0
The weather keeps teasing me with light showers. I want a ridiculously violent storm with wind, lightening, thunder, flooding and the works.
- Biblical ?canuck
- ha ha yeah, he wants an apocalypse not a storm.Jnr_Madison
- tempest in a teapotGreedoLives
- For that was more rumbling that three tectonic plates, crumbling to the most of one's crust.********
- Well put, bro.canuck
- follow the blue schist********
- Move to the UK, we've had all that todaycreative-
- canuck0
- if it's still green, we can save him!GreedoLives
- is that a PLASTIC pot? FFS, Jim can't breathe********
- S.O.S. . . . . . . .canuck
- ..we can rebuild him, we have the technology.Jnr_Madison
- yuengling?********
- emukid0
- God Bless you! Jim looks healthy and vibrant. I feared the worst.canuck
- what's a better service for free image hosting (other than flickr)? imgdumb is very temperamental.emukid
- http://imageshack.us…GreedoLives
- im not sure kencanuck
- I'm thinking you should put a stick in jims pot for him to climb up. Thoughts, on this idea?canuck
- i'd concur, but he's said before he doesn't want jim to get too big...and jim looks like he wants to be bigGreedoLives
- You can't hold the man down though.canuck
- a stick is a good idea and i am all for it. but once jim gets past the stick, what are my options?emukid
- i mean, in a few years jim will take over the office and i don't think others here love jim as much as i do.emukid
- It's like a child, one day they grow up, and you just have to let them live their life.canuck
- we're gonna need a bigger stick...GreedoLives
- emukid0
- Jim's filled in nicely!GreedoLives
- just look at the growth chart in the background.********
- the pencils didn't move ...maybe next picture should include a newspaper********
- my only achievement in life: watering jim every couple of days.emukid
- aaww he's hanging to the right, my my he *has* grown.ephix
- Jnr_Madison0
I just wasted enough ink to print a third world country.
...on both sides.
- a small third world country or a big one?emukid
- I hope you recycled.canuck
- I do recycle, or rather my gf makes me. It was a fucking typo, my own fault!Jnr_Madison
- A small one, emo.Jnr_Madison
- emukid0
you'd like another logo for $300? why yes, that is a much higher price than i was going to quote. you are a kind man who truly respects what i do. thank you so much for the fantastic business.
- Print a big 'fuck you' in white on white paper and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or wipe your arse with $300 dollars and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or take a picture of yourself eating $300 and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or break into his house while he's sleeps and take a shit on his carpet, film it and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or add a lens flare to his current logo and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or print a big 'fuck you' in black on white paper and give him a 50% discount and present that for $150.Jnr_Madison
- ...or shave all your body hair, eat it, shit it out then paint his car with it and present that for $300.Jnr_Madison
- ...or do all of the things I mentioned then say you had unforeseen costs and charge him $2100.Jnr_Madison
- GreedoLives0
- flail :/GreedoLives
- I'd buy that for a dollar.Jnr_Madison
- i'll buy that for $300 and present it to the client for $300.emukid
- ..can you tell I was trying to put off doing the dishes?Jnr_Madison
- _eh_0
- Nice stink lines.
+1 for the corn.MrOneHundred - brilliant! easiest $300 i've ever madeemukid
- hmmmm, increase it by 50% and you've got a deal!GreedoLives
- Can you make it 3d?Jnr_Madison
- ...and animate the corn to signify dynamism?Jnr_Madison
- this thing is tripping me out. it looks like it's smiling at me._eh_
- Nice stink lines.
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On Tuesday, the Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll shows Barack Obama with a seven-point lead over Hillary Clinton in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination. Obama now attracts 48% of the Likely Democratic Primary Voters while Clinton earns support from 41%
- Nationwide or just PA? How come i don't foresee a good ending to any of this?GreedoLives
- GRAVEL 08 !canuck
- nationwide--he is still lagging way back in PA... but give him time********
- emukid0
thank goodness i am an oil tycoon and am able to reap the fruits of $109 a barrel.
- In Saudi Arabia it cost around 4 bucks to fill your car, in Iceland is cost over 200 bucks..********
- In Saudi Arabia it cost around 2 hands to steal a car, in Iceland is cost just under 200 bucks..********
- daft eh?canuck
- In Saudi Arabia it cost around 4 bucks to fill your car, in Iceland is cost over 200 bucks..
- GreedoLives0
George Bush's Legacy: Being the first president i've ever actively wanted to punch in his smug bovine face.
- http://www.swamppoli…********
- how your leaders laugh! hahahaha! joke on you long time!********
- "Let me give you a simple truth that I believe wholeheartedly -
GreedoLives - you can't have a true democracy without a free press,"
$@#@#@#!!!&#GreedoLives - he'll have peace in the middle east by the end of the year.emukid
- http://www.swamppoli…