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- emukid0
- sweet!
http://www.etsy.com/…emukid - Replace pants with penis and it's a winner.Jnr_Madison
- I'm going to send you something soon emo, not sure what yet, but I will.Jnr_Madison
- it doesn't say it's made from recycled materials. i bet she's pantsless.GreedoLives
- jnr, i look forward to it. i am already working on the next thing to send my fellow bloggers. this one is quite ambitious and will take a while to finish.emukid
- ambitious and will take a while to finish. but i am excited.emukid
- Maybe I will do the same.canuck
- qbn blog exchange!emukid
- ...qbn blog exchange born from emo's loins.Jnr_Madison
- I'll do a quick site at the end with everybody's sent work and who got what.Jnr_Madison
- brilliant! i've always wanted a web site to be the result of my loins.emukid
- sweet!
- emukid0
dow is up 349 points. hurray the recession is over!
- canuck0
- < this is like the worst comic ever. wow farcus sucks.canuck
- worser than garfield?GreedoLives
- WAYcanuck
- emukid0
"However, many conservatives continue to resist reform, arguing it [women driving cars] would lead to mingling of the sexes which is banned under Saudi Arabia's strict interpretation of Islamic Law."
- http://news.bbc.co.u…
ffs!emukid - "strict interpretation of Islamic Law." Is there any other?********
- all laws made by semitic nomads who got rich are barbaric.********
- funny thing is that there moderate interpretations (those seem logical believe it or not) but ignorance is louder.emukid
- loudest, if i may.emukid
- http://news.bbc.co.u…
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
- For I am sure you have seen North by Northwest to which is much like one's life right now.********
- chased by a cropduster?********
- For a brief history of one's site, please navigate to page: 36.********
- ROT********
- From this cheesy little laptop...********
- For the good times, rendition to which by the one and only Al Green has never been better.********
- For I am sure you have seen North by Northwest to which is much like one's life right now.
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I still miss the good old text only blog days, where even a simple link would raise eyebrows
- *raises eyebrows*emukid
- nostalgia isn't getting us anywhere but I agree.Jnr_Madison
- http://imgs.xkcd.com…Jnr_Madison
- yeah whats with all the fucking pictures n shit, cluttering up the blogcanuck
- pantone0
The curse is over! I haven't had and injury or an accident in three days! Take that space coyote!
- i'd watch my back if i were youemukid
- ...he'll need a mirror to do that.Jnr_Madison
- fortuna is a bitchcanuck
- Jnr_Madison0
My gf, gently: "where do you want me to put your shower gel"
Me, shouting: "It' puts the fucking lotion in the basket!
Didn't go down as I had hoped.
- probably because you missed the "or it gets the hose" partemukid
- http://youtube.com/w…Jnr_Madison
- I even left the bitch part out!Jnr_Madison
- roid rage********
- ?********
- Yeah, I need to stop injecting the steroids straight into my head.Jnr_Madison
- ...problem with roids is they're so fucking moreish.Jnr_Madison
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You know who's radder than a fleet of meatheads trying to rub oil on one other under our sun?
- Jnr_Madison0
- :(_salisae_
- *raises eyebrows*********
- that's cold hearted.canuck
- You all hate me now, don't you?Jnr_Madison
- everyone here hates everyone, especially themselvesemokid
- emukid0
i like everything that Scroobius Pip chap has put out so far. the thou shalt always kill video is old by now but a segment on All Things Considered reminded me of how much i liked the video when i first watched it.
- http://www.youtube.c…emukid
- that lotion in the basket song is genius. pure genius!emukid
- canuck0
The wiretap also captured Kristen discussing with a madam Client 9's alleged preference for unsafe sex.
- Jnr_Madison0
designerror was right. Blog used to be a place to share dark and oddly humerous thoughts, now it's more like and open conversation with pictures.
- emokid0
a very dark and oddly humorous thought from 2003:
"i am sitting in class staring at my teacher's boobs. an advantage of being a grad student is that sometimes the teacher is close to your age. why wont she shut up though?mood: #$%# !! "
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4 am: woke in a suffocating panic. A dream about our daughter disappearing. Couldn’t get back to sleep. Too much thinking. Another day lost to black, murderous rage. And beneath that, an undercurrent of everpresent fear. Time is running out.
I watched my father die—an event of immense sadness, but somehow sacred.
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”Ringing in ears. Pain in chest, jaw, upper arm.
Fisherman’s bluefish recipe: nail it to a hardwood plank and roasted over an open fire. When the edges curl up, throw away the fish and eat the plank.Blog, Aug 2004
- is this dark enough?********
- yes.Jnr_Madison
- classic randemokid
- is this dark enough?
- emokid0
i have decided to go back to being melodramatic for the day and see how i like it
- emokid0
noticed an email with the subject "ponyboy." didn't recognize the sender but thought it might have something to do with ponyboy. nope, just some facefuck trying to get me to take dick pills.
- GreedoLives0
The kid gave us hell last night, i probably slept 4 hours, and not in one piece, or even two. Don't know what it was but he wouldn't stop bawling. I had murderous thoughts and felt racked by guilt when i left this morning, with him sleeping all sweetly like a little lump of heaven...
- You're scaring me. Ours is coming in July/August.Mimio
- Meh, we did it to our parents and they survived, right? Some will even still talk to us.GreedoLives
- You're scaring me and I haven't even impregnated my gf yet.Jnr_Madison
- I'm part of Bush's "abstinence only" program...GreedoLives