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- canuck0
I need to move out of this province, the cold weather and lack of sunlight is depressing me. Why should I spend 6 months of the year indoors waiting for the summer to arrive. I must take action and move to a warmer climate as soon as possible.
- ********0
Went to see a play yesterday based on a swedish hippie flick called Tillsammans (Together). Didn't know anything about it, so when I showed up it was setup so the audience sit on both side of the little stage build as a house open on both sides.
A bit surprised about the stage I got even more surprised when I saw Gael GarcĂa and Elena Anaya acting along with the icelandic actors. The mix of people speaking icelandic and english was a nice change and worked really well. Didn't pay attention to it after the first 5 min.
I normally don't like going to the theater, but this was a fresh and funny play, and I don't recall having been so entertained in a very long time. Seeing Elena Anaya naked 3 meters away wasn't bad either! Yummy!
- kelpie0
and so my dream is recurring, and like Sisyphus pushing his rock up the hill, I am condemned to spend every night of eternity trying to hide the sausage in carol vorderman's aging pastry roll.
My parents came through with the wicker chair though.
- ********0
had a dream once that a girl who wanted nothing to do with me in college (even though i was crazy about her) finally admitted she wanted to be with me and we had incredible sex. very graphic dream, it was awesome/ afterward i was getting dressed and told her she waited too long and i didnt want her anymore, but that the sex was great....
fucking hilarious, they only way it could have been any better is if it actually happened in real life
- kelpie0
designerror:
"Seeing Elena Anaya naked 3 meters away wasn't bad either"
I'd imagine it was unbearably worse than seeing her naked, say, within arms reach though
- or say seeing her naked on the end of your dick********
- I was ready to jump her, but didn't.. I regret now..********
- or say seeing her naked on the end of your dick
- detritus0
Note to self:
Quitting smoking weed and cigarettes is not justification enough for 'a quick toot of ketamine' at x o'clock in the morning when you're pissed up after going out.General Announcement I:
If you do decide to snort ketamine last thing at night before bed, try and expunge remnants from nostril area. Waking up and passively inhaling said remnants does not for a productive morning make.General Announcement II:
The consumption of drugs is neither cool nor clever.
- ********0
general announcement III:
detri... err, one should never attempt conversation with the opposite sex while under the influence of any aforementioned drugs. a ratio may be determined that the hotter the female appears the more likely the chance of something stupid being said. or in this case one might just open one's mouth and expect to say something witty or funny and a mouthful of drool would inadvertently splash the feet of said female followed by incoherent mumbling and pants wetting
- ********0
Strolling at dawn through our wrecked country estate, assessing evidence of last night's damage. In the driveway, the burnt out husk of a red 1972 Cutlass Supreme, crushed as if dropped nose first from a crane; a shredded mattress rotting in the fountain; on my hands, 2 blood-caked bandages where my thumbs used to be. Opposable thumbs: the last thing separating man from animal.
This is my land, though I have permitted a false king to destroy it. Even if it takes a lifetime, I promise to return it to its rightful state.
- ********0
when I say rejoice, i mean like: when a puppy and a kitten are napping on a fluffy comforter on the bed, and when you come home they come bounding towards you, knock you over, lick your face and your cells explode with happiness, even though you're obsessive compulsive.
- For many reasons, I couldn't bear to watch: There will be Blood, until the other night...********
- And then I did...********
- And then I puked every which way possible it was so good.********
- For many reasons, I couldn't bear to watch: There will be Blood, until the other night...
- ********0
QBN NT NTB PBS PVN... TTFN.
Gorbie Sep 21, 04, 12:30 p.m.
- Spookytim0
I sit at my desk. My dislocated neck allows my lower jaw to rest fully against my chest and I breathe fibres from my own sweater as my hands operate a keyboard and mouse somewhere beyond my sight.
My field of vision is filled with my crumpled crotch, and as I work the mechanisms of yesterday's technology I chuckle groggily into my gut and call out for somebody to bring in the nubiles.
I feel a fart clawing its way out and do nothing to impede it, only later realising it made its escape with some luggage which was then hastily abandoned.
The nubiles writhe and cojole in the theatre of my mind, but do little to relieve me of this tedium.
- ********0
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
- GreedoLives0
The Butler Act was signed today in 1925, make of that what you will.
- I will********
- theory of jesus rules still deserves approbation********
- I will
- emukid0
i live in constant fear that in the event of an untimely death, i will be remembered by the words i've written to describe myself on an online profile. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night, trying to recall whether the words reflect me in a dignified way.
perhaps there'd be an article on CNN the day after an unfortunate incident titled "Emukid: 'I love who I am.' maybe my photos will used in these articles? i must remove them. i must erase all evidence of my existence in order to avoid being misunderstood.
- ********0
things to do today:
1. pick up milk from grocery store
2. call about son's health insurance forms
3. kill emukid
4. alter emukid's profiles to mention that he like to 'diddle small children while listening to celine dion'
- emukid0
while i have nothing against the use of "LOL" -- i can't really bring myself to use it. my expressions of amusement vary between "ha," "haha," "hahaha." and sometimes "HAHAHAHAHA." sometimes i like to use them all at the same time to show that the more i thought about that comment, the funnier it got.
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA********
- LOL is magically transorfmed by @********
- LOL @ rand!emukid
- l@lJnr_Madison
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
- Snowblinded0
Blog about salted and toasted squirrel food (super interesting!)
www.suprmrkt.com
- emukid0
server maintenance!
- emokid0
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LOL >