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- MLP0
- they honestly tortured us mctrainees with tapes like this during the first weeks jobbing at mcvomit's.invisiblechamber
- they even had their own video tape format so nobody could smuggle copies out da mcshop. big grey mcvideo tapes.invisiblechamber
- or vide 'o mctapes - i can't remember. them's hundred years old mcmemories...invisiblechamber
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I have got to come to grips with the fact I will never be able to out post the blog thread. It's about 3,000 ahead and shows no sign of ever slowing down.
Or perhaps instead of prepping for my two o'clock, I should do the math to figure out how much I need to post on a daily basis to surpass my arch-nemesis based on the average blog thread posting patterns from the past few weeks.
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M&T bank just ripped me off to the tune of $350 cause the fucking pencil pushing shittard that set up my account never set it up with overdraft protection, though i'm quite sure it was supposed to have that (this the second major problem i've had with this account)
when i explained this error to the cunt behind the desk today as i went in to close out my account, she stared at me and looked lost like a deer in headlights and all she could add to the conversation was' oh really?' i hope everyone that works for that bank dies of brain cancer... those greedy fucks are making their money
- the first error had them charging me when i didn't owe money... they finally fixed and refunded it after 5 months********
- the first error had them charging me when i didn't owe money... they finally fixed and refunded it after 5 months
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also when emu posts as emo i get very confused... i dont know which came first, but i prefer the flightless bird variety
- cosmoo0
i cleaned my table two weeks ago and now it's all messy again. wtf?
- sorry i shat on your table********
- ...sorry I shat on your chest.Jnr_Madison
- shatting on my chest is cool, but on my table. It's war!cosmoo
- oh i could shit on tables all day long, just watch me... see negotiation thread********
- sorry i shat on your table
- kelpie0
had a strange dream this morning.
Was in a flat I didn't recognise but knew was my own, trying diligently to shag Carol Vorderman (which didn't even seem insanely hideous to me, though I did wonder why this was happening). My best efforts were continually thwarted by the appearance of two estate agents attempting to sell the flat to young professional couples, and at one point my parents appeared to inform me that they had taken a wicker chair from the hall but would go to B&Q and find one to replace it ASAP.
Carol waited patiently throughout, but I awoke before I could complete the task at hand.
- ...you didn't even give her a pearl necklace?Jnr_Madison
- that's the tragedy inherent to the talekelpie
- didi dudi diludi did BO!Concrete
- what was Mike G's part in the dream?********
- Mike played a cameo role as Vorderman's new nose. Very convincing.Concrete
- It's only me that dreams of Snuggles.detritus
- Mike art directed the documentary, under the supervision of Cloutierkelpie
- Jnr_Madison0
So you can't use Sky+ properly if you share a dish, they don't tell you that in the fucking commercial! How can I justify HD tv if you can't use Sky+!
Fucking amateurs!!!
- Turns out I do have my own sky dish, if I had just looked out the fucking window,Jnr_Madison
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kelpie thats an odd coincidence because i had a dream this morning that i was in your flat and took carol vorderman but i informed you that i would replace her asap.
but then i woke up before i could get back, sorry
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i just googled carol vorderman, kelpie were you drunk in your dream? arf
- no, I seemed strangely sympathetic and self sacrificingkelpie
- take one for the team, though i'm not sure which team********
- GreedoLives0
Since our server's down and i can't do any work, i did flavorful's math for him:
Blog has about 10.77 posts per day, flava has about 9.51.
If flava ups his daily posts to 11.51, he'll catch up with blog in 3597.3 days (almost ten years).
at 19.51 (10 more per day than current), it'll be in 247.9 days, or roughly 9 months.
I'd make a nice chart, but illy won't start...- I think randd should bless you for your maths herekelpie
- hahaha Greedo you magnificent bastard!********
- excellent!Jnr_Madison
- PS: notes don't count towards post count, NO MORE NOTES FOR FLAVA!GreedoLives
- OHNOSE!********
- magnificent bastard would be a good screen name********
- ********0
Hey there gorgeous monkeys!
- whats up bro?canuck
- Reasons to which, why I love the United States of America.********
- The founding forefathers predicted this conglomerate would thereof peak to one's...********
- Moment in time.********
- For the entire earth, has accelerated so much to the idea of what's right and wrong.********
- Within only six months, imagine where our species we will be in another four short years.********
- Jnr_Madison0
First I lost a brand new ipod, then I lost my mind and now it's my fucking lighter!
- canuck0
- ffs qbn please move this to you know where thank youcanuck
- Don't be a little lying cunt, or I'll stick a fuckin ice pick through your temples.********
- i feel the rage deep in this onecanuck
- Useless mouth of yours, feed it into an engine, like a a propeller.********
- The first time I see you, is ultimately your last.********
- Desperate neanderthal.********
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In order to feed this bad mood I examine every client action for its potential to ignite my smoldering rage. A client sends me a map showing the new location of his store and i scornfully point out that he has drawn it with South and North reversed beause his store is on the North sde of the street and he narcissistically assumes that the the world at large shares his myopic perspective
- Concrete0
Waiting to hear back about a job offer. I hope it's soon because I don't have a lot left in the way of finger nails, or cash for that matter.
- canuck0
i have a headache send tylonol.
- Do you know why you deserver to have an ice pick inserted through your temples?********
- And then I'll take a golf club and crack you in the face while you fly into the incinerator?********
- Because you simply can't understand where we are going. So you instigate.********
- Do you know why you deserver to have an ice pick inserted through your temples?
- canuck0
"though the murder weapon in the assassination of Leon Trotsky was an ice axe, it is often described as an ice pick"
Interesting.
But do people still use ice picks anymore ?
- You can't accept it or understand what your doing, but every word is programmed.********
- Borland C++ ?canuck
- Delusion.********
- of grandeur ?canuck
- For your entire blood line is history to which cannot be undone to one's sequence.********
- I know a guy who got ice picked. He had to get like 66 staples in his stomach. It's a crazy story.********
- You can't accept it or understand what your doing, but every word is programmed.
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For the machines are already built to one's specifications.
It's up to you,
- emukid0
couldn't remember what i was supposed to do today so chose to do nothing instead. after a while though, it got boring. while i am mentally exhausted by this point, i have nothing to show for it.