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- Blofeldt0
the first post said dance and house. I used to live with a bloke who liked Gabba trance, that was proper shit
- gruntt0
as kona confessed i send him all of his funny material.
he requested that i do this for him a long time ago.
i felt that it was the least i could do considering i gave him herpes.
- vespa0
i'm allergic to trance. but deep dish aint trance...?
louie vega playing at the jazz cafe in march, that's the sort of house i like
http://www.mawrecords.com/lvdjto…
- chossy0
a penis there I said it, I have a muckle penis that has a scar on it.
* blubs into hands and wishes he was a girl, a lebsian girl with many partners. Who wants to be my secret lebsian partner? I have a strong jaw.
- _salisae_0
be more specific!
- chossy0
8cm my ass, anyway you didn't complain last night when you were screaming my name, and I wasn't even at 50% maximum torque.
a doofer is a mans secret
- opiate0
oh, I am sorry . I thought this was NA. Must be down the hall.
- Blofeldt0
Now I know someone who does, I can stand corrected.
Mind you when I hear the term dance music I think of trance
- bulletfactory0
you now have crabs.
and you're welcome.
- Kuz0
i listen to house music at home all the time. On me mini disc player, in the car. all the time.
(for Blofeldt)
- e-pill0
i love video games and cartoons!
- _salisae_0
what'sa doofer?
- taragee0
wtf does chossy know about the imperial system?! he means 8 cm :P
- k0na_an0k0
i'm not as funny in person.
gruntt sends me all my material via email every morning, and will i.m. me about a hundred times a day with funny responses.
i am just his puppett. :(
- Blofeldt0
Why, do you need a blood transfusion from someone else to get it up? That sounds mighty inconvienient
- JamesEngage0
if that were true, you'd be the one fainting!
- chossy0
no it is 8 inches around I'm not telling you the proper whole length of the thing that would make you faint.
- Blofeldt0
How does your scar extend those extra 6 inches with no flesh behind it chossy?
- chossy0
I have a scar on my doofer, chicks dig my scar cause it is like 8 inches long!!
- Blofeldt0
I've never met anyone who listens to stuff like Sven Vath at home to enjoy the musical content. Even the house stuff like the Deep Dish compilations are ok at a party.
The chewing gum for the ears I reckon