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- sarahfailin2
Fortnite is actually a pretty fun, free game.
- Nairn0
Not my confession as such, but I met some very old friends last week, one of whom reminded me that he'd come to visit me at university. I vaguely recalled some of the stories he told about it (hey, I was taking a lot of drugs at the time) but there was one I'd completely forgotten: Apparently there was a group of very insular Chinese students (no way!) who'd irritated me somehow (no way!) so my friend apparently took it upon himself to take a shit in their 10kg bag of rice.
I spent the entire day racking my brain trying to remember him doing that (no dice) but I know this friend, and I know he has no reason to bullshit becuase he's a fucking headcase.
How could I forget that?
Anyway, i just found the image of him squatting over a bag of rice in someone else's student halls grunting out a shit fucking hilarious.
- (also, the image of some poor exchange student who could never quite integrate starting his lunch only to find some stonking gwailo shit in his food)Nairn
- NBQ007
Posting my opinions on QBN made me an incel.
- boobs5
Sometimes I give myself a wee squeeze when no one is looking.
- hahaha. legit lolcapn_ron
- someone's lookingmonospaced
- Honkscarabin
- NBQ00-4
I must confess, I'm somewhat of a slut. I'm approaching having sex with the 100th woman in my life so far. Luckily no STD's, I was mostly careful.
What can I do, I'm a guy and biology & nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible.
- shhhhh, you'll piss off the load of incels in here.capn_ron
- Don't think anybody's an incel here, we're just bitter and some very old apparently :)NBQ00
- see! you already have one incel downvote. (wasn't me if you are wondering)capn_ron
- I was expecting to be downvoted or roasted.NBQ00
- No dv or roasting here. just wear a jimmy hat, or 2 in some cases.futurefood
- A round number
Congratulations?drgs - well, how many did you successfully impregnate? biology & nature and all ...monospaced
- Overcompensating much?sr_rosa
- usually people boasting about something means the complete oppositeernexbcn
- Yeah as if I gain anything by being anonymous hereNBQ00
- "nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible" - LIE - you're just a kid with no self controlrobthelad
- @rob, it is in fact natural, the desire to reproduce ... it drives most human action. It's not a lack of control. That idea is totally fabricated by religion.monospaced
- NBQ000
I went on a date with a Flatearther girl. Seriously, she's dead serious about it. Had no idea about her world-views before going on the date. It was fun, she's really cool though.
- cool enough to make a baby with?drgs
- Tinder?notype
- yesNBQ00
- I have so many questions.
Going on a 2nd?notype - lol, maybe.NBQ00
- ask her to take a trip with you to the ice wall edge of the earth. then push her off.capn_ron
- Is it even possible to talk to her without her picking up on the fact you think this idea is totally insane?monospaced
- Can she explain the phases of the moon?BabySnakes
- When she moves her head, do you hear something rattling in there?Continuity
- lolNBQ00
- How the topic of the shape of the earth come up on a date? Lolyuekit
- lol yuekit "I just need to say I have flat balls"fadein11
- That's strange, I imagined most flat earthers to be men with mental health problems.PhanLo
- she very well could be a man with mental health problemsmonospaced
- how'd the second go?notype
- LOLpango
- OBBTKN0
It's my turn... i like some Julio Iglesias's music, especially, this song...
Weah!!!
- antimotion1
I really liked the Bumblebee film...
It seriously made me feel like a kid again - especially when they threw in: THE TOUCH, by Stan Bush
- NBQ004
...I would love to make a baby with a hot girl.
- as would Icannonball1978
- Pretty much life’s purpose. Do it.monospaced
- Same. I would love to make a baby with a cool guy.shellie
- Nahhh I wouldn't like to make baby with a cool guy.pango
- pango wants a hot guyPonyBoy
- As long as someone doesn't make a guy with a hot baby.shellie
- Ohhhhhhhh boy that went dark really quick. Lolpango
- First get a hot girl, than enjoy your relationship, then think about it twice because having a child will change everything.ApeRobot
- ^ yes, including "hotness" of said girl - better or worse? i cannot say.dorf
- My ex was hot but also narcissistic. So make sure this hot girl has a good life psychology and your sorted! (Perverted often helps!)mugwart
- been there, done that!dee-dubs
- Or just cross out the baby part.pango
- What am I supposed to do with a baby?!?!?!pango
- who said anything about rape?utopian
- What rape?pango
- Would you actually like to make a baby or just have sex with said hot girl?BK
- mekk7
I'm hardly doing any work for months and I got a positive review this year along with a raise. wtf.
- shut up and run with it!pango
- my 100% at the office = 40% actual work + 40% browsing the web + 20% personal projectsdrgs
- whats your secret! I killed myself and got positive reviews but minimal raise!mugwart
- ^ the little work I did was flawless while some of my coworkers fucked up one thing after anothermekk
- You're too good for the people you work with loli_was
- whatever I don't want the big bucks or international career, I want my peace of mind and time for travellingmekk
- ^ you said it man, you said it.helloeatbreathedrive
- Figure out how to go home at 3 or work 4 days a week instead and you'll be a genius.freedom
- I had a job like that where I had a ton of down time and got praise but it was depressing because I never knew how to look busy.freedom
- that would be freedom (excuse the pun!)mugwart
- Maybe You doing more by doing lessadrok
- whoaw.... mind blown....pango
- Same. Had a baby. Barely worked the first couple months. Took 8 weeks leave and 3 weeks vacation. Can’t recall any standout projects. Best review in a decade.monospaced
- HijoDMaite4
this song is dope
- https://media.giphy.…utopian
- I like the video.sea_sea
- Man, that first season True Detective intro made its mark on motion graphics forever.CyBrainX
- double exposure with video is really dopeHijoDMaite
- Yeah, I like this one. I heard it through the Ryan Adams cover album (which is a better version, but a good song is a good song.Wolfboy
- prophetone1
I bought, am now listening to an old secret fav, Castles in the Sky
#tranceoccasionally
- trance sauce!!!
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - The Streets!Krassy
- Yeah new stuff incoming - call me in the morning is back to mike's roots, me likesprophetone
- trance sauce!!!
- drgs4
I think this is the best song in the world
- It's up there for sure.
*raises fist in air, drops head, bops softly in the ever near futureNairn - https://youtu.be/Ls8…emphor
- It's up there for sure.
- mugwart3
Pango beat me at chess ....
- Nairn2
I'm 41 years old but I just had to check YouTube to get a how-to tie a Half Windsor knot in a tie.
Aside from two occasions, this is perhaps the third time I've worn a tie in the last 30 years
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(It's for some themed event this evening - I'm barely themed and I already feel like a total twat — if I'm lucky when I'm going through town I'll just look like a mismatched nerd or, at best, a hipster. Nobody cares, of course.
- I actually *almost* had it on first attempt before resorting to internet — muscle memory from being a <10 year old kid wearing a tie at schoolNairn
- Sub-confession — when I was 8, I had an elasticated tie.Nairn
- Im with ya --
Had a clip on tie as a kid. And still have to check youtube for a refresher when I throw on a tie now. ohwelp.desmo - Why the half? Full windsor 4 life.section_014
- over, under, over, up and through. thats how i remember to tie school tie.microkorg
- I'm 42 and i never tied a tie in my life.jagara
- GM27818
I was dating this woman, had intense feelings for her. Intelligent (full-stack web developer), model looks (looked like Aslaug in Vikings) and so much fun to be around. Felt like I won the lottery. Then she started acting off. She had low energy, would sleep in etc. She blamed it on being diabetic (this is true btw) so I didn't think too much of it.
Flash forward to almost a year in. She flipped out on me because she couldn't get ahold of me one day. I, as some know from the motorcycle thread, race bikes and couldn't exactly stop in the middle of a race to answer my phone and didn't get back to her til later that night. I tried calming her down when I called her back and she didn't want to hear it.
We left things in limbo as she blew me off. I thought she'd just calm down and we'd kiss and make up and go back to normal. After a few months of waiting for her to respond I just said "fuck it" and put myself back out there again.
Present day. I'm dating someone else and the sister of my previous gf contacts me. She explains that she finally got GF's phone unlocked and apparently she OD'd and died the week after our argument and that's why all my texts /emails went unanswered. She also said that her sister was pretty good at hiding the drug problem from me (huge understatement) but she'd had a history with it. (Side note: this doesn't explain why her stupid catty chickenhead friends didn't think to contact me but um...cool)
I have moments where I'm so furious at myself for my absolute naïveté not to see what was going on and heartbroken that I couldn't do anything to prevent her death. Meanwhile, I haven't discussed this with my current gf while I'm trying to make sense of it and I'm just doing my best to bottle all this shit up. Which, probably is the worst thing I can do but that's my default setting.
Anyways thanks for reading and sorry for the downer of a confession. :/
- jesus dude, that's fucked up._niko
- omfgmonospaced
- wow. hang in there man, you did no wrongernexbcn
- Tell your GF and explain how you dont know how to process but that you want her to know so shes not clueless when you are emotionally erratic.cannonball1978
- Thanks. I know if she wanted to do drugs and keeps it from me then what could I do but its a total mindfuck to think I got dumped when actually it was far worseGM278
- Heavy.
Feel for you, man! But like @ernexbcn said above, you did no wrong. Don't ever slip down the guilt/regret hallway; there's no exit down that path.Krassy - and now I'm grieving the loss and I didnt even know, let alone know about the funeral or any of the other stuff. Just UGHGM278
- < thisjagara
- I keep saying I should have just showed up at her place but at I respected her space and didn't want to be some asshole just banging on the door.GM278
- ^ DO NOT blame yourself for any of this, man. Seriously. Even if you can't help but feel some guilt, you have GOT to fight that feeling!Krassy
- ...from the story you tell here, it sounds like you are not responsible for her death. MUCH bigger/deeper issues caused it.Krassy
- it's not your fault. it really isn't. take good care of yourself!sarahfailin
- Dude. That’s so fucked up. But in no way is this your fault.Ramanisky2
- i don't think I feel guilty over her death...but that I found love and now need to grieve that loss in a different way than when i thought she'd dumped meGM278
- Want to repeat what everyone said. Not your fault. And you should open up to your current gf. It's good to have someone close to talk about it.pango
- it was not your decision, nor responsibility, to keep her alive.imbecile
- fuck this guilt, drinking works for it not against so good luck getting out of it. (don't do that)sted
- fuck her 'friends' for not contacting you, and letting this happen in the dark in the first place.inteliboy
- A lot to deal with, and I'm sorry you have this tale to tell. You're a good bloke, from the admitted-little I can tell.
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And +1 for ‘naïveté’Nairn - Sorry about that man. Take your time to grief. don't blâme yourself for this. Get support from your closest friends and gf. Get time for you.Salarrue
- It sounds cruel, but in the end, we are a tiny blob of living cells, alive for a mere fraction of time, held by gravity to a rock, orbiting a empty galaxy...shapesalad
- ...we're born, we mate, we die, that's life, It's short, enjoy it, if others leave before you, it's just how it played out. You've got your journey to follow.shapesalad
- dont go back in time and try to change things in your mind with evidence from the future - it will not help. it can take some time to heal wounds.api
- & take care how you tell (if you do) your new one about your loss. if your feelings where that strong, it could confuse her, so again, take care. all the best!api
- Fuck, what a story man. Yeah, not your fault. I can't imagine.DRIFTMONKEY
- I've been in similar situation. It's impossible not to blame yourself, but keep reminding yourself that it isn't, because it isn't.garbage
- "Troubled hearts map deserts, and they rarely do come back."garbage
- Looked like a slag in vikings?set
- drug addiction is an illness that makes people do crazy things and cause hurt for so many people. grieve as much as you need but don't blame yourself.lowimpakt
- aw fuck man :/ were there any moments where you thought "this is uncommon" (drug related) while you have been together?mekk
- No way... that's fucked up. Talk to us man. But in the meantime, I'd probably speak to you GF just like your previous GF should've spoken to you.Ianbolton
- DUDE... you are not responsible for someone else wellbeing... Tough has it is, it just prove your human BUT you never made her do what she did...necromation
- Ride them bikes, love your life and ride them bikes, oh and ride them bikes... Yes you heard me!necromation
- as usual, Set is here for your emotional support.
Don't keep this from your GF dude, if something big is bugging you, she deserves to know or she'll think it'sProjectile - shit dude, hang in there. She hide this from you, you sound like the person that would have helped if you had know.
Do talk to your GF, honesty is key.mugwart - Its a strange feeling having lost someone and only find out about it several month later. It suckspango
- Thanks all. Especially for not kicking me while I'm down. It's been rough.GM278
- jagara7
Grew up without a TV. Used to steal change from my moms purse every week. Then buy candy, and go to the library and read comic books for 5 hours straight.
- ...at age 6-10jagara
- Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.Morning_star
- do you still read for 5 hours straight?Krassy
- No :)jagara