Jehovah's Witness
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- Spix0
hmm..dicipler is the one taking things out of contest and geith links to the wrong info...well well...what a waist of time discussing these things on the internets...
- soda0
*runs into thread and does a naked star jump, 50 push ups and then the helicopter with hands on hips
*runs off chased by para with a sixshooter shaped dildo
- visible0
Rewriting scripture for an organizations own purposes is silly. Wait that sounds a bit like the government.
Hey wait a minute....
- PonyBoy0
fusion41, arinya...
let it go - you'll get nowhere on NT with religious talk. :)
... that said, I'm DF'ed - for the second time... working my way back again.
Arnie... I saw that. ;)
- Mimio0
DF'd for getting some sex?
- PonyBoy0
i knew it was dumb of me to post.
- BonSeff0
i work with a designer that is a Jehovah's Witness. She is a solid individual.
- PonyBoy0
I've never met a true JW that wasn't a solid person. ;)
- Mimio0
I have.
- switched0
Enter response:
Just logged in for the first time to say Hey to my JW Bro's. Are you guys/girls designers??First time i've seen newstoday and the words Jehovah's Witness jumped out.
- anzelina0
there are quite a few JWs on NT it seems...
i count at least 5?
- Hym0
Oh no, they are multiplying
i would like to see some Amish designers here, to them developing esthetics is probably human corruption and useless
- MX_OnD0
I haven't read all the posts here so I shall start this with a wee warning.. If you are a Jehovah's Witness you are unlikely to want to read the below....
My father used t own the village shop and was being continually harassed by a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses who wanted him to peddle their magazine to his customers. Despite having stated politely that he did not wish to do this they insisted on paying him a visit every week to try and change his mind...
One day they came into the shop and he said "actually I do have a very good use for your magazines"
They were delighted when he told them he would take as many magazines as they could spare and brought him a box full...
They followed him to the back yard behind the shop where he proceeded to douse the magazines liberally in parafin and use them to light his incinerator.
Never again has our dorstep been visited. I do believe our entire family has been blacklisted. If ever you are in a similar situation just tell them your name is Burnett, that should get them on their way again.
*I have the utmost respect for the beliefs of others as does my father, but keep it to yourselves and accept no as meaning no.
*same deal with the Gouranga mob, if you're thinking of it, not with me thank you, unless you wish to have GOURANGA YA HOOOOOOOOOR screamed right in your ear.
- stem0
MX - yer pa should have put them cunts on the fire! That would stop 'em.
I had 'em at mine once banging on about "we believe in the truth"
I challenged them that "truth" is personal perception and can be interpreted however you want - for your own agenda.
Problem with them is it's "one way traffic" - they want to question you about your beliefs. Fire a few questions back at 'em and watch 'em squirm!
- MX_OnD0
Like I say I respect the beliefs of others. Just leave me and my beliefs right out of yours is all I ask.
Although I may add that I find beliefs which require you to perform a certain number of conversions in order to achieve the afterlife have a certain intrinsic flaw, if all were to convert newly born babies would die in hell??
- stem0
I think religions are a form of social control. Using a culture of fear to keep people on the straight and narrow and hone in to their "belief" system.
Saddam knew this, so he banned all religion and created his own form of social control.
Now it's back in the hands of the religious factions, are the people of Iraq any better off?
(How many more dead today?)
- MX_OnD0
*passes round half time oranges.
- stem0
Fuck! - who put the fuckin' pips in mine?
- MX_OnD0
I'd keep a tight grip of yer pips...
they're liable to get a kicken once this gets going.....
- Kuz0
*catches glimpse of a naked soda doing star jumps and running through the thread
wtf??????????