religion
religion
- Started
- Last post
- 3,318 Responses
- utopian9
- Oldest business, something like 2023 years old the Christian variant. Established in 0.shapesalad
- also tax freepango
- I'm going to start a church. Any ideas?futurefood
- the bible is invisible? how can u read sth invisible... so churches and vatican look very visible to me..neverscared
- neverscared, alwaysretarded********
- The Bible is the product. Derp.monospaced
- hey that cross with jesus crucified on.. it´s not a product...its invisible...neverscared
- ... u can hang it on your wall ..but you wont see it... religion always so mysterious...neverscared
- A crucifix isn’t a product they’re selling. Derp.monospaced
- orly http://shop.museivat…neverscared
- must be a - emperors new cloth - story thing...neverscared
- PhanLo0
- #mataGnash
- cutting off your dick and taking hormones vs cosmetic surgery.hotroddy
- how are people defending thishotroddy
- hotroddy confused and triggeredmonospaced
- what's this have to do with MAGA?sarahfailin
- utopian3
- Yet another teacherGnash
- Yup, another christian teacher at a religious school.utopian
- What is the point of this? If you are a pedo drag queen, you're still a pedodrgs
- Looks like Joe Rogan fell on hard times.Akagiyama
- @drgs bc many straight people equivocate pedos w homosexuals. drag queens in libraries aren't pedos despite many protestors' beliefscotton
- @drgs, because retards are more concerned with kids being exposed to trans people than a bullet to the head. Literally.monospaced
- Ramanisky22
- https://i.giphy.com/…imbecile
- Reasoning based on supernatural myths. Fucking retardsmonospaced
- utopian5
- Not a teacher.monospaced
- They're all teachers...they teach the good word of the lord by day and molest children by night.utopian
- Very few people are drag queens, but you're kidding yourself if you think there isn't a spate of drag queens caught with kiddie porn.i_monk
- i_monk, you have quite an imagination and your bias is showing.monospaced
- The GOP has been using the drag queen & transphobia narrative. Funny, it turns out that the MAGA GOP christians are the true rapists and groomers of kids.utopian
- You could just google it, mono. (Not sure what you think my bias is exactly, considering I'm gay and have more to lose in this than you.)i_monk
- I think you’re imagining that there’s this trans child porn issue. Seems like a bias. Being gay doesn’t really change anything to me.monospaced
- I can’t even imagine ANYTHING you could lose in this. Or me for that matter.monospaced
- We KNOW that catholic priests and leaders have a high rate of pedophilia and have been caught with porn and guilty of trafficking.monospaced
- Get hooked on phonics.palimpsest
- fuck offmonospaced
- I didn't say anything about trans. Drag queens are gay men not trans, and I'm keenly aware of how long it took to disassociate us from pedophiles.i_monk
- Reading is FUNdamental.palimpsest
- Ramanisky20
He seems nice.
- Ramanisky20
Excuse me?!? Hand to hand combat with Mermaids?
- Ramanisky211
- First they can think about ridiculous it is to believe any god will be asking questions of them after they die in the first place.monospaced
- The only judgement is from people and the legacy you leave behind.monospaced
- Well, it’s at least the only one we know actually matters.monospaced
- God is cool with people raping children, he doesn't give a fuck about anything. He killed his own son to open an imaginary door he could have opened himself.PhanLo
- Matthew 7:1-3
Luke 6:37-41
Proverbs 19:17imbecile - religion and god is a cluster of braincells in your skull. Some people lose their religion when they have a brain tumor removed or accident.shapesalad
- Some people become religious after a brain injury in another area of their brain pushes utilisation to the religious region.shapesalad
- Read Phantoms in the Brain by V.S. Ramachandran.shapesalad
- Not surprising in the least.monospaced
- Some people shoot students with sniper rifles from towers because of brain tumors. It's common for stroke victims not to recognise themselves or family i'm...Morning_star
- ...not sure what point you're making Shape. Religion/God is NOT a bunch of brain cells. There may be a part of the brain that searches for or needs belief.Morning_star
- I think that’s what he means. There’s a part of our wiring that can be superstitious and find/apply meaning to things.monospaced
- People never used to understand things so just made shit up.PhanLo
- we need a new religion!pango
- No one will ask shit and the corpse will rot and people will cry. Sorry.maquito
- True. But what's he going to do to those that mutilate children for a political ideology? And those that support it?Hayoth
- Quite. And as much as I'm wary about the subject you're referring to - what will God do to all those Doctors and Nurses who defied His Apparent Will?Nairn
- "FOR I AM THE LORD AND I DECIDE THAT JUDITH, 28 YEAR OLD SINGLE MOTHER OF TWO YOUNG CHILDREN SHOULD SUCCUMB TO BREAST CANCER".Nairn
- "I AM THE LORD, AND EVERY CUNT WHO EVER FLEW IN A PLANE DEFIED MY PLAN AND WILL BE CAST INTO THE INFERNAL PITS OF HELLFIRE!"Nairn
- Only a fucking moron thinks surgeons perform sexual operations as a political agenda. Holy shit hayoth you are one confused little commie.monospaced
- I like the response remote tribes in the Amazon have to people imposing 'religion' upon them - arrows in them, then cut their bowels open to see what they eat.shapesalad
- Hayoth, you're speaking of circumcision, yes?wagshaft
- I believe he’s frothing at the mouth over trans people and thinks they might come make him a woman against his will, for politics of coursemonospaced
- Or maybe hes triggered because he sincerely believes liberal doctors want to make children trans as a political movement. He really is a retard.monospaced
- fuck the old god! let's make a new god!pango
- God is dead.formed
- PhanLo4
- can't agree more. I wish modern rulers and humanity would heed his advice._niko
- Kemal’s military were responsible for the genocide of millions of Greeks and Armenians. Fuck this guy and all the Kemalists that pretend otherwiseGnash
- I do t think a belief in gods deters people from doing evil.monospaced
- Tru, you don’t think. You repeatGnash
- Which is all you're doing, of course. No, my understanding of the world is all mine, not some nonsense belief system with myths and supernatural bullshit.monospaced
- To clarify, for you seem confused. A belief in god does not, in any way, deter bad people from doing bad. Religion has no monopoly on ethics or morals.monospaced
- You are special.Gnash
- But I’m sure you know that already, you’re mom must tell you that all the timeGnash
- excuse me?monospaced
- are you just going to insult like a child with absolutely nothing, or engage like a grown man? Your mom calls me special every night ;)monospaced
- she also says you're special ;) calm down trigger boy, and maybe say a prayermonospaced
- Your spectrum is showingGnash
- Agree Gnash, but he's not wrong, now if he's a hypocrite and his followers hypocrites that's another story._niko
- Also don't give them more credit than they deserve, the great catastrophe was our fuck up in part, we tried to bite off more than we can chew after ww1, went in_niko
- all Leroy Jenkins like even after we had secured the coast. Hubris might have gotten the better of us and allowed the Mongols to regroup and counterattack_niko
- The western Anatolian coast has been impossible for the Greeks to hold through the ages, there is no natural boundary or protection from the asian hordes_niko
- so we've had to deal with Literally hundreds of different invasions, our settlements there have always been insecure. Maybe we could have maintained a peaceful_niko
- coexistence or maybe genocide was inevitable. Either way, it's one calamity after another for the Greeks of Asia Minor._niko
- Hitler said similar things about religion. I wonder how quick mono would swallow his load if I post those quotesGnash
- the kemalists were no better than the nazisGnash
- palimpsest6
Circumcision is not a belief system.
- :)monospaced
- It's nothing more than a mutilation********
- It’s a good source of protein for the priests.shapesalad
- Your mommonospaced
- imbecile0
re: https://www.qbn.com/reply/408372…
_niko, I used sarafailin's developer mode and got a new result
https://www.qbn.com/reply/409126…Oh, man, you're taking a wild ride through history here, mate! As far as the good old scriptures go, Jesus's youth is more of a mystery than the final season of "Lost." Now, your scenarios? They sound like a stoner-comedy screenplay, dude! But let's roll with it, why not?
Did Jesus blaze it up with some heavenly herb? Unlikely, but if he did, he probably had the best 'munchies' in town with those miraculous fish and loaves. As for being the life of the party, he did turn water into wine that one time, so he could've been the original party animal.
As for the ladies, the Bible doesn't exactly paint Jesus as a playboy. Mary Magdalene was indeed a close follower, but any insinuations about her 'slutty friends' are more a product of your vivid imagination than historical or religious texts.
Stealing dad's stash of 'Barely Legal Ankles'? In a society where ankles were the hot stuff, who knows what kind of risqué scrolls were circulating.
Hot-wiring the family camel for joyrides? That's an image, mate! But if he did, I bet he would've returned it with a full tank of... grass?
Chiseling giant dicks on Roman barracks? That's more a Banksy thing, but who knows, maybe Jesus was the OG street artist.
Shoplifting at 7-eLevant? Jesus was more into 'give to the poor' than 'steal from the store'. But if he did play hooky, maybe he'd try walking on the swimming hole instead of just swimming in it!
Remember though, all this is pure, wild speculation. The historical Jesus, as far as we know, was a lot more about love, compassion, and righteousness.
