Yo TeeeeTH!
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- Vandal7
Do you all brush yo teeth before or after breakfast? Or are you disguisting and never brush?
- Nairn0
It kind of makes sense to brush after eating, no? But, no - brushing teeth is for fools - we're all going to die of Avian Flu soon anyway, so why waste precious time on feckless personal pursuits such as hygiene?
- flavorful0
Before and After.
- Jaline0
Before and after. If I'm feeling really sleepy or nauseous (breakfast foods make me feel sick sometimes), then I will eat breakfast first and then brush my teeth.
I hate the toothpaste and everything, but it's pretty nasty to not brush your teeth at least twice a day, haha.
- taragee0
i think everyone brushes you filthy muthafukas dont FLOSS tho! DISGUSTING
- e-pill0
i floss with a shot of coffee
- Nairn0
If the taste/texture of toothpaste makes you feel nauseous and like you want to gag in the morning, try and find a brand called 'Euthymol'.
It's got a very strong, 'hot' taste (not unlike that 'deep heat' shit people rub into muscles), but once you get used to it (in itself an interesting challenge to liven up the morning) it's the perfect thing.
Although it doesn't contain Fluoride or Calcium, it essentially strips away your mucuol lining and replaces it with an anti-bacterial layer of fire.. which, although it sounds bad, is perfect for first thing in the morning.
As you can tell, I'm a big fan - I've even considered trading it as there's no dedicated website and, really - The World Needs To Know.
Aaaaaanyway.
- Nairn0
..oh.. and the packaging is beautiful (for a toothpaste! :)
http://images.google.co.uk/imgre…
(had to get something design-related this morning)
- mpfree0
what the fuck is wrong with you?
of course I brushed my teeth you dirty bastard and my balls.!
;)
- Nairn0
Ouch. Why on Earth do you brush your balls? Is it kind of like the deal with shammy leathers, where you scuff them to make them smoother to the touch?
Truly, you've worried me today.
- mpfree0
I brush them with a silk hanky. I stole it from kelpie's bedroom!@
- pluto0
I wash my car more often than I brush my teeth
- pluto0
and talk to my fist
- flavorful0
I wash my car more often than I brush my teeth
pluto
(May 1 06, 07:29)That was the grossest thing I've ever heard.
- k0na_an0k0
when i wake up in the morning i brush only.
hit the gym.
come home and eat. then i brush and floss.
then, the other 5x i eat durning the day i usually brush and floss after those meals too.
i saw my dentist last year after 3 years of not going. he said my teeth were cleaner than most of his patients who come in every 3 months. haha.
i flossed once after like a week of not doing it and a hole chicken leg bone fell out of my mouth. i highly recommend flossing.
- _salisae_0
i brush after every shit talk episode on nt with qbngate and my finger.
- pluto0
that's hot
- kelpie0
I am aware of no silk 'kerchief, for the record.
- jox0
I have a weird thing - I can't drink coffee in the morning unless I've brushed my teeth first. And I usually have my morning coffee when I'm 20 minutes late already so sometimes I skip brushing a second time. I feel so dirty.
- kelpie0
incidentaly, I brush my teeth to the point of ocd, but still they are pretty horrendous, as a teenager I became removed, mid journey, from a motorised bicycle and also from the majority of my god given gnashers, unfortunately my bored and underqualified dental physician, replaced them with strangely green coloured caps, I complained little as my main concern was with removing my personage from the blast radius of his gin breath. perhaps I should have been more persistant, as the damage was easily done, and tragicaly difficult to undo.
I'm saving for screw-ins.