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- elahon0
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
- georgesIII0
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
- >>georgesIII
- Battle Royale with Cheese.georgesIII
- hahahaarne
- This is amazing hahaIanbolton
- ha!_niko
- lolmoldero
- Bluejam0
Staten Island grand jury
- TheGreatGlorpo1
What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes ladies scream?
- ->TheGreatGlorpo
- The sock under my bed.TheGreatGlorpo
- ohhhhh hahaelahon
- MrT0
^ I was only familiar with version of this in considerably poorer taste. There's a thread for that somewhere...
- JOSF0
why did the chicken cross the road?
- georgesIII0
- Um...marychain
- lol. just got it -- inflation!Gnash
- loliCanHazQBN
- MrT0
f(x)=2x+1 walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions."
- scarabin0
3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire amongst them.
The strongest one started 1st,
"watch this," He said as he flies so fast, about 100 miles/hour. After only 10 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth. "what happened?" they asked. "did you see that house over there?" "yes?" "well.. I killed the entire family and sucked the blood dry!" "wow!? fascinating, as expected from the strongest vampire"
Then the eldest one takes the next turn "watch and learn," he said as he flies even faster, about 120 miles/hour. After only 5 minutes, he comes back with blood all over his mouth and his neck. "what happened??" they asked. "did you see that village over there?" "ye..yes?" "well.. I killed every last person on that village and sucked the blood dry!" "wow!? magnificent! truly amazing, we can expect no less from the eldest one!"
Finally the last turn belongs to the fastest one, "don't blink or you'll miss it" he said as he flies really fast, even faster than the other two, about 140 miles/hour. After only a mere 30 seconds, he comes back with blood all over his mouth, his neck, and his nose. "wh..what happened???" they asked. "did you see that big ass tree over there?" "ye..yes?!" "well.. I didn't"
- georgesIII0
I like my coffee like I like my slaves
- >>>> >>>>georgesIII
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- kekApeRobot
- https://31.media.tum…ApeRobot
- are they still slave if they are free? you sure you are drinking coffee?pango
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- Projectile0
I saved a girl from being raped today!
...I stopped following her
- HAHAHA RAPING GIRLS IS FUNNYfuturemongolian
- Wrong thread dude. Theres a bad taste jokes thread. Very funny though.HAYZ1LLLA
- it's funny cos I didn't :/Projectile
- Ahhhhh. Why you little scamp.HAYZ1LLLA
- MrT-1
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant.
If it floats: boy ant.
- Dillinger0
Paddy and Mick were on opposite sides of a river. Paddy shouted to Mick, how did you get over the other side of the river. Mick shouted back, sure arent you already on the other side you fucking idiot.
- MrT1
Why do you see bags of white sugar everywhere but hardly any
bags of brown sugar?Because Demerara.
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