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- georgesIII0
just read it on leddit
Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?
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For the watch
- georgesIII3
I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats.
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Prophets are going through the roof.
- ShenanigansTV0
Knock Knock
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Whose there?
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Mormons.
- detritus0
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- MrT8
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
- BusterBoy-1
HUSBAND: Honey, I'm having a heart attack. I don't think I'm going to make it.
WIFE: Please...don't leave me.
HUSBAND: I love you. Please...when I'm gone, make sure you'll be happy. I give you my blessing to marry again.
WIFE: Don't say that. You're going to pull through.
HUSBAND: I'll even let you give my golf clubs to your future husband. Will you do that for me?
WIFE: Oh sorry...he's left handed.
- Elwin743
- Every time I'm feeling down, I just remember this joke and I'm back.iCanHazQBN
- georgesIII0
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk.Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.
- in the US "bounty" is a paper towel brandscarabin
- Sorry georges. Take your Euro jokes somewhere else. k? thx.iCanHazQBN
- georgesIII-7
why is the archeologist sad ? ? ?
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because he can't find his mummy :(
- ok_not_ok2
- What do you call a good Mexican joke? Carbon.iCanHazQBN
- ¿Qué?********
- noooooobklyndroobeki
- trooperbill1
im really friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet... i dont know why
- monoboy-4
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- MrT-2
What do you do if you are attacked by a circus mob?
Go for the juggler.
- true_cut-3
Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.
No one does that to a girl... not on my watch.
