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- PonyBoy2
That guy who stays in the middle seat after takeoff even though the aisle is unoccupied (happening right now to me)...
... move over, fucker!!!
- you smell good.hotroddy
- you should just turn and uncomfortably stare at him the entire flight
https://i.ibb.co/mGt…Ramanisky2 - middle seat gets both armrests ; he loves both armrestsKrassy
- ^ But if you’re in the aisle seat and I’m in the window seat we both get 2 armrests.Ramanisky2
- Keep shifting your knee and elbow over until you’re touching uncomfortablymonospaced
- start coughing...a lot!utopian
- fartKrassy
- have you tried asking him to move over?monNom
- Just mention it to him soy boyHayoth
- Hayoth... was that you sitting next me?PonyBoy
- Hehe... kidding, hayoth. LOL@everyones’s suggestions. I did what monNom mentioned the moment the plane leveled out. Turns out he was a pretty nice guy too.PonyBoy
- Happy endingSimonFFM
- sarahfailin3
People who let their pets get morbidly obese. Control how much your fucking animal eats or make sure they get more activity!
It's fucking sad to see these animals so fat they are suffering. A girl I dated had a cat so fat it couldn't clean its own asshole and it got an infection and nearly died. W.T.F.
- I so agree with this. And what is even worse about this soft form of murder is the rational that they're happier to live a life of sloth.CyBrainX
- This is up there with people who buy cats and then never let them outside. Prison style, no way to actually be a cat. It’s cruel and unusual.monospaced
- SimonFFM1
The carriage that was supposed to be here two hours ago and can’t even give me a call.
- Ianbolton0
The garden furniture client, who after 4 months of tedious catalogue design work says we need to rethink the whole thing as it looks a mess. This is because all the changes THEY'VE done and the corner cutting THEY'VE tried to do. They've even approved all the samples at each stage, before we implemented things too. Madness.
- Get over it. This is what happens. As long as they pay for the work you've already done, who gives a shit.Morning_star
- yup, if you are getting paid for round 1 and round 2 who cares, it's cash and easier 2nd time round.fadein11
- Clearly there's a need across the globe for a design school - for clients, for them to learn the process that gets the best result for the least money & time.shapesalad
- I am over it, but it's still annoying.Ianbolton
- Agreed, it is VERY annoying.Morning_star
- VERY annoying. VERY part of the job.Hayzilla
- I think if I wasn't paid a salary, and was paid by the hour, it would all be fine. They told me yesterday 80% of the database we've created is now useless.Ianbolton
- Same once... to even forcing page numbers to top of page. Yr later wanted mstr files offered cheaper than going rate being long time freelance client was stillDarkCover
- offended saying how dare I take advantage of a small biz like I was/am not either. Forced an end to relationship and found out about a month back he got theDarkCover
- files from the printer anyways for free!?! Clients don't care or respect in most cases..DarkCover
- hans_glib1
the whole gig economy:
- the cynical fucks who get rich from making it and exploit...
- the idiot fucks who clog the streets with their bad driving / delivering to...
- the lazy fucks who use it.- Oh God yeah. I seriously think there should be legislation to imit the noise pollution of these fucks - worst are shitty derestricted mopeds on pathways.Nairn
- Last one are the idiots I hate the most with their burritos in a paper bag looking smug. It takes 2mins to make a sandwich the night before fools.shapesalad
- haha, a fresh burrito shits all over a plastic bread sandwich made at home, ffs lol.
Christ, now I want a burrito.Nairn
- Hayzilla2
Middle lane drivers!
It's been ages since using the motorways for a long journey but last weekend it reminded me it is my biggest hatred of long journeys.- " I'll over take that car... hmm another one up ahead, and another.. " = eventually just in the middle lane the whole time.shapesalad
- Nairn0
'Neurodivergent'.
- spl33nidoru5
Whoever is responsible for this
- That would be Karen.lemmy_k
- That bitch is a flamerAQUTE
- she wants to speak with the manager of coronavirusKrassy
- horrificmilfhunter
- "Puis-je parler au responsable"Morning_star
- all sorts of terriblecolin_s
- Fire Fox.ideaist
- L'Oréal Hair Productsutopian
- Cheap********
- Ecobranding & Royalties are responsable...
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https://www.royaltie…
it really sucks!D4W33D - The rachelnb
- Which one of you did this?PonyBoy
- Looks like a Graphician work.********
- Pentagram?utopian
- Nah, Pentagram would find a way to hammer in some serif flares.garbage
- this looks like three separate things stacked on top of each other. like it's a screenshot from a portfoliocolin_s
- We need a logo for the 2024 olympics. Get me 99design!jagara
- the bottom half is greatProjectile
- Nairn2
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY COVER MY DAUGHTER'S FACE IN GLITTER IN KINDERGARTEN TODAY?!
IT'S.
FUCKING.
EVERYWHERE.Shit should be banned. Seriously.
- Maybe she went to a strip club?scarabin
- it's plastic too.shapesalad
- right of (parenting) passage,
consider yourself made,
welcome to the familyBluejam
- Nairn0
^
They somewhat teacher-ingly dole out white envelopes of shame every few days to parents waiting at the door to pick up their kids - they contain invoices to cover late pick up charges, etc. It's a really stupid/shitty way of dealing with the situation (I've not had one, and I understand why they have to charge, but that's not the point).I'm quite tempted to print out some sort of asshole invoice to cover the irritation I'm experiencing from this glitter.
- careful around the face, this lady lost an eye to glitter https://www.cosmopol…scarabin
- Fax_Benson4
I'm going to a sporting event in a couple of weeks and the only way I can get the tickets is to download them through the organiser's app. I can't get in to the event I've paid a lot money to attend without a smartphone and agreeing to all kinds subsequent data-sharing bollocks.
More and more "public" par parks have private companies managing the payment, and require the downloading of, and sign-up to, an app in order to use.
This shit is happening more and more and I swear is a reason my dad is less inclined to go out these days (no smartphone, general technophobe).
As well as paying (a lot) for the ticket we have to own a tech giant's product and use our data allowance to download an app that takes and further monetises our personal data.
There's no reason we can't be compensated for the giving and use of our data. Like a pay-per-use streaming model that puts a penny in digital account for us - that we might use to pay for the fucking car park.
- I'm not a fan of the idea of vaccine passports but this shit is much worse imo, and seems to completely pass by lots of vax conspiracists.Fax_Benson
- a lot of whom seem to be ex bankers and tech bros who have helped create a surveillance state and now lecture everyone else.Fax_Benson
- sted1
- Nairn1
"Give me your best price for...".
Dunno why, but it's always a particular group of people who say shit like this and every time they do, it simply makes me want to add a % onto whatever cost I'd normally calculate.
- When selling something: "What's the least you'll take for it?" I always answer with "What's the most you'll pay for it?"aslip
- The best price I can give you is £1 with an interest rate of 10,000% every second starting now....shapesalad
- "errr ok ok..." thank you that will be £1000,000,000,000.shapesalad
- grafician-4
"[...] thrilled to announce that a few months ago I joined the XXXXXX to work on YYYYY with an amazing team led by @zzzzzzzzz
. "- not all teams are amazingshapesalad
- This kind of posts all over the socials make me cringe so bad
This kind of people are fucking drones man...grafician - If it’s on LinkedIn and written properly, this one post is probably worth thousands of dollars in salary at your next job.nb
- In a way, I love QBN so much because it's full of cunts that would never post this shit ever and I love you guys for having lots of character!grafician
- @nb "thrilled" to kiss your boss' ass after you make the first trial months? Please...grafician
- I like money. I don't care if my post bothers some randos on LinkedIn. I'll take the cash thxnb
- @nb but yeah def this is how you become a millionaire real fast working in startupsgrafician
- But I wouldn't do it at three months because that's not useful to me. Cringe posts are to be done when you leave a job & on your first day at a new job.nb
- ^Major keygrafician
- grafician-1
- iBendutopian
- Apple will come out with a bendable phone in about 5 years and their fanboys will say Apple inventedutopian
- @utopian No.grafician
- Apple will release one only if they can make it not a steaming pile of crap, then people will say it’s the first one worth buying.monospaced
- utopian is stuck in the early 2000's when apple vs pc fanboy fights were a thing.inteliboy
- Finally gives a meaning to "above the fold" website content when browsing a page.SimonFFM
- Apple will make one just as good as the others @ 4X the priceGuyFawkes
- seems unnecessarydorf
- Utopian IS an apple fanboi. Pretty sure he has iphones and macs for work and personal use.monospaced
- Also, apple doesn't make their shit more expensive. Just look at phones to see.monospaced
- SimonFFM7
instagram
"...The reason you won't be able to unfollow an account will be because you've unfollowed too many and you might have a 'temporary ban'. ..."
Fuck this. I want to unfollow as many people as I like. Wanted to clean up today, spent hours with it, only to realize, the same shit accounts are still in my following list.
I know, I should not have followed in first place, but some models just develop in a way you cannot forsee (blow up their lips, etc.).
So, here's my punch of the day to insta!
- Anything that can throw off their numbers, they avoid against user experience.
Reporting over a dozen spam accounts a week and NOT ONE got deleted so far!grafician - But if a real user - like yourself - does something to make the Instagram experience less annoying, you get banned real quickgrafician
- You might be interested to try Glass https://glass.photo/…grafician
- Simple "Report Post" as "Nude or sexual activity" > select "Sharing of private images" > select "Block Account" done!utopian
- This is the only way that you can permanently block accounts on Instagram, its fucking annoying.utopian
- @utopian YOU block the account to not be able to see it, but Instagram does not actuallt delete it!
And they brag they have 2 billion accounts lolgrafician - Were you on your phone or desktop?
I've noticed that too. And I suspect devices might be a factor.pango - Then they send you a "notification" saying that account doesn't infringe on the community guidelines and that's that. Although any human would agree it's spamgrafician
- Instagram is run by algorithms and bots these days, no humans involved, everything is automated, that's why we the real users suffer lolgrafician
- I don't understand. They won't let you unfollow accounts? That doesn't make sense to me. It's the basic function of their entire existence.monospaced
- Yes mono, anything you do repeatedly fast, the system decides to stop you, to not mess with the engagement numbers! It's absurd, by that's Instagram these daysgrafician
- @simon login on desktop and use the desktop version, no more ads and everything works as it should, it's like a new Instagram lolgrafician
- sometimes i find the unfollow command doesn't get registered. more often when I do it on desktop browsers.pango
- IG maybe trying to play dumb however no evidence yet.pango
- It happened on desktop and I wasn’t even unfollowing fast. Maybe 30 accounts per hour.SimonFFM
- Can all men of the world sign an open letter to the women of the world stating that we do not fancy inflamed lips.shapesalad
- Totally absurd. The freedom to follow and unfollow who you choose is the entire point of IG or whatever. Ridiculous.monospaced
- Anything that can throw off their numbers, they avoid against user experience.
- face_melter9
Streaming services, music in particular. Pure C A N C E R.
Oh, those albums and tracks you really like and added to your library a while ago? We removed them and they ain't coming back. Oh wait - you can have ~one~ track as a treat because it's licensed to another publisher. Enjoy your listening experience L O L. Give us money because wE cARe aBoUT mUSIc. Here, we suggest Ed Sheeran because you listened to The Misfits.
And people wonder why I buy and download my music instead of relying on these fucking terrible cunthole outfits.
- You'd have to be pretty gullible to add their tracks to your library. My main complaint regarding YouTube Music is the wait for only about 30 playlists...CyBrainX
- to load at a time. It's almost to the point of making your uploads inaccessible. This wasn't true of Google Play which they killed for no legitimate reason.CyBrainX
- This is why I still maintain a huge music library. Plus, fuck commercials.lemmy_k
- ^^^ same. Plus, it's really not that unmanageable. I just rotate albums & mixes in my car's USB, and pick stuff at will at home. Plus streaming quality is worsesection_014
- Yeah, I have my library with faaahsands of tracks and whatnot but Apple Music is handy on my phone when i'm making dinner. Spotify can fucking die as well.face_melter
- This. Some ex of mine sent me a spotify link, and I'm sure it was important but I didn't even click it.garbage
- I have HBO, Disney, Prime, Netflix, Hulu, etc and I still pirate things because old habits die hard.garbage
- this rant so on pointgrotesk_neue
- GuyFawkes8
Netflix for that autoplay bullshit
me - oh whats this movie? let me read the descript...
netflix - [autoplay initiated]
me - no! navigates back then forward again to finish reading the details & see language options
netflix - [added to continue watching playlist where it will stay forever]- Yep. Netflix needs to fix a lot of things.
It just keeps suggesting the same 10 movies in all categories, for one.lemmy_k - You can turn off autoplay for previews and/or next episodes. You can also remove from continue watching list. I do it sometimes in a browser.monospaced
- They really need a "not interested" button, or "already watched this" to clear out the recommendations list.i_monk
- I don't mind the auto-play of the trailers actually like those it's the auto-play for the actual movie when you get in to look into the detailsGuyFawkes
- What device are you using? Wonder if mine does this. I don’t think it does?monospaced
- on both LG & Hisense smart TVsGuyFawkes
- And Samsung TVs. You can turn it off in Manage Profiles: https://i.imgur.com/…i_monk
- Yep. Netflix needs to fix a lot of things.
- Fax_Benson2
the hundreds of SEO experts who email to tell me that they've successfully found my website and that it looks nice. What is point?
