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- PonyBoy3
Not only people who paint the hinges on their doors... but those who are too lazy to remove that paint years later AND THEN PAINT OVER THAT PAINT...
... AHHHH!! ...waste my fucking time...
- I'm just getting new hinges... fuck this nonsensePonyBoy
- Replacing hinges is a pain in the assGnash
- our house was rented before we bought it, every job takes days of prep, cursing hinges and globs of magnolia that only a landlord could consider cutting in ffffkingsteven
- Stanley blades have saved me a great deal of paint stripping and scraping to clean hinges latelyPhanLo
- omg resetting a door is a nightmare.monospaced
- Shims and replacing one hinge at a time. Use a screwdriver into the head of the screw to remove the paint. Easy peasy.lemmy_k
- Oops... use a hammer in said screwdriver into the head of the screw. Works for both phillips and flat. I'm surprised flatheads aren't outlawed.lemmy_k
- i've put so many layers of paint on my cabinet hinges the shit won't even close anymorescarabin
- *punches scarabinPonyBoy
- scarabin5
People who say ‘orientate” or “conversate” instead of just “orient” or “converse”
- Consider me satiaitiaitedNairn
- I orientate with conversate in the orient while wearing my converseGuyFawkes
- Don't condensend us.Morning_star
- for all intensive purposesKrassy
- Welcome back scarabin!grafician
- Thanks!scarabin
- I can’t understantuate such nonsensual stuffIanbolton
- this is a scarabin post, so it's deeply sensual.Nairn
- I like 'conversate' -- sounds much more casual than 'converse.' I hate 'satiate' and 'orientate' though.sarahfailin
- Satiate's a word though?Nairn
- section_0146
Video games that have a 6GB update seemingly every time I turn the fucking thing on. I would just pull the ethernet cable, but you can't play without an internet connection! Even though it's a single player game, that I don't play online.
- last week COD had a 200G update, i decided might as well uninstall then re install to keep it cleanGuyFawkes
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Hippies who won't get COVID vaccinated.
- most of my friends here in MX are those fuckers, world traveling Instagram hippies, give me shit for my v8 truck yet want rides in it...GuyFawkes
- dont want to leave a footprint on this planet yet spread the fuck out of covid, i can go on and onGuyFawkes
- fun people, I just just take them seriouslyGuyFawkes
- *dontGuyFawkes
- I've spent most of my adult life living in a venn diagram where hippies overlap a domain, and they're the same vain hypocrite cunts everywhereNairn
- yupGuyFawkes
- Yup, like "Ian, you're destroying the planet" yet always call me when they finally get their cheap apple products or their 5th bluetooth speaker because...Ianbolton
- the other 4 were cheap as fuck and broke. They don't look after anything they own and they have no idea how to use anything therefore it's treated like shitIanbolton
- Same here. Antisocial guys who don't put on the mask, eco-friendly idiots that are spreading the virus all over their families and neighbors...OBBTKN
- They're fun for a pair of beers, but little else :[OBBTKN
- "why do you work so much? are you happy with all your material possessions? btw can I borrow that?"GuyFawkes
- "why do you need such a big house? btw when I go travel to this other awesome destination can I store all my things (trash) at your house?"GuyFawkes
- More please, I enjoy being enraged vicariously.kalkal
- lol kalkalNairn
- I hope no one here thinks hippies are more likely to be anti-vaxers.CyBrainX
- ^ In my area, they are.pango
- Yup here tooGuyFawkes
- utopian0
The Beautiful Game!
- sarahfailin2
websites that promote creating an account over allowing existing users to log in.
"already registered? click here to log in!"
dammit just let me log in! how many new users versus existing are visiting these sites? they're essentially valuing new users over existing ones. grumble grumble
- Try kaiserAQUTE
- I have KP, and their website does suck.sarahfailin
- AQUTE0
Kaiser permanently... I owe them a few lol
- sarahfailin2
hold messages claiming 'longer hold times due to higher than normal call volumes' -- when is it ever not higher than normal??
PUNCH.
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- _niko0
the only thing worse than not having a diverse workplace is having a diverse workplace because you feel guilty about not having a diverse workplace.
and the only thing worse than having a guilt-driven diverse workplace is pretending you do by making sure all your stock images and videos contain a couple of black/ethnic looking folk.
so punches for clients that think they're progressive and inclusive because they got their designer to source some ethnic stock.
We're in Canada FFS, how hard is it to hire a few non-milky white staff???? it's literally 50% of the damn population.
- At the beginning of the BLM movement, we were hired by a major sportswear company to make presentations to show how diverse their company and employees are.fooler
- Ironically we have ZERO diversity in our studio.fooler
- Diversity for diversity's sake is such a weak ass cuck shit. Qualifications first.********
- It's gotten to the point that I can't show a white woman or man anymore. Even if it's still the primary audience.monospaced
- I just put together a whole photo style of portraits, and it's almost all minority women. Fuuuuuu...monospaced
- inteliboy4
Without fail, every single fucker adds me to their email spam list, even when I make a deliberate effort to uncheck marketing/subscription options when signing up to a site or app or whatever... Fucking annoying.
- scarabin4
Swordfights in movies where the fighters are just taking turns hitting each other’s swords, telegraphing their moves with ridiculous wind-ups, and other dumb shit like spinning around to show the opponent their back
- Yeah. The 'fights' in the Star War prequels are fucking woeful. You can see them readjusting their stance before the next hit lands.face_melter
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- bainbridge-7
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- sted2
entire 9news gfx department, this showed up in the 5pm news, I thought I see wrong had to dig it out from their facebook page.
- Nasty. Nine tho, what did you expect?!MrT
- Boomer mediaGuyFawkes
- the road never ends.sarahfailin
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- sarahfailin4
amazon constantly promising me next day delivery and then adjusting it back to the following day after I place the order.
Don't tell me I can get it tomorrow if I can't fucking get it tomorrow. I'll go to the damn store!
- I cancel the order every time they pull that.lemmy_k
- https://www.qbn.com/…Krassy
- the only way amazon will stop fucking people is if they do actually go to the store, rather than threaten to.Fax_Benson
- ^
Stop buying from Amazon, people.Nairn - i don't have a car, so things like pet supplies are principally what I buy from Amazon. Petco does have free delivery now so maybe I'll stop...sarahfailin
- fuck. amazon. There's literally zero reason to use them.section_014
- I love Amazon's hub. No need to go to the fucking post office.********
- Nairn, tell me where I can get a 1 gallon can of oil based varnished in my state besides Amazon. Or a box of 1000 T15 bugle head screws?lemmy_k
- There are no other retailers in your state or means of ordering from the manufacturer? is Amazon literally the only internet company available? I suspect not.Nairn
- I mean - you're in California, the world's fourth largest economy, home of the internet, and you're telling me Amazon's the only place you can buy from? Crikey.Nairn
- I admit - I've used them for three purchases from companies that use them as their storefront - twice for the same last minute order - over the last decade.Nairn
- amazon will kill everything if you let it.Fax_Benson
- I wish I didn't have to use Amazon, but with the ongoing death of retail, my local options are forcing me to go online more and more. :/monospaced
- There's nothign wrong with online - it's often a lifeline for small retail shops to sell further afield (wasn't that half the point of the internet?).Nairn
- Around here, when the local shop closes, so does their online storefront in my experience. Amazon, sadly, is a last bastion for so many things, and I hate that.monospaced
- there's a reason they're closing. paying a non-amazon premium is worth it in the long run, otherwise the internet will go the way of the high street.Fax_Benson
- amazon is the last bastion because it has killed everything else. that's its business model.Fax_Benson
- Nairn, the state of CA has decided retailers can't stock 1gal cans. No one else will ship. You could always deliver to me from another state for free.lemmy_k
- That sounds like a specific edge case that could probably still be solved by not shopping with Amazon, even if it costs a bit more.Nairn
- Sure, look into that for me. You can pay the difference.lemmy_k
- lol, ok. Enjoy.Nairn
- It's so frustrating that I can't find a decent toy or kids clothing store within 30 miles. I don't blame amazon directly, but I'm sure they're partly responsiblmonospaced
- kinda sick of Gap/Old Navy/Carter's shitemonospaced
- Sounds like someone could make some money selling 0.9Gal cans online in CA... ;)
Sorry, that IS a weird outlier case, so fair enough - buy THAT from Amazon.Nairn - Just.. don't buy ALL your shit from Amazon.
Please!
xNairn - @mono - don't you live in ... New fucking York?! How can you not find places to buy shit? How bad are things over there?Nairn
- It's sorta bad. I left the city a year ago and moved a few miles out into the suburbs. Retail took a hit long before covid, but the virus ended a lot more.monospaced
- We have places to buy shit. But it's increasingly inconvenient, requiring longer drives than I'd like. Going into manhattan is a slight chore now.monospaced
- _me_29
- Oh wow
Is this your best Photoshop skills?grafician - But sure, thanks for taking the time to try to make...something...a...
I'm really impressed heregrafician - lol, I knew when I clicked on the thread this would be grafician-related.Nairn
- Nairn he even misspelled the name, or whatever he was trying to do there
These crypto types are something else lolgrafician - He's a designer, though.monospaced
- < Not by the looks of this.grafician
- Btw FYI "grafician" literally means "graphic designer" or "graphic artist" in Romaniangrafician
- It's a nice name but you have totally soiled it.********
- _me_ the greedy bitcoin hustler with his second house.. we all gonna breath toxic air because he can´t get enough houses... greed .. wow so much greed.neverscared
- Out of curiosity: What are you fighting about? I don't get it.SimonFFM
- @Simon I pointed out some things in the crypto thread and elsewhere and some people like _me_ got offended I guess, but it's ridiculous going this fargrafician
- @i_was but it's NOT a name LOL
it's a noun!
In French, it's "graphiste"
In Spanish something like "gráfico"grafician - in australian - its cunt._me_
- goodnight_me_
- @graphician Shut up insufferable cunt.********
- Keep on up voting this.********
- There is no "australian", Australia uses English as national language. So it's the same "graphic designer"
You wasted your time for no good reason! Hahahaaagrafician - did he though?monospaced
- @simonffm - he's just been annoying everyone for too long x thats all - no drama - just y'know - meh x_me_
- yurimon - just insufferable_me_
- ^ Faultlessly living up to the meme LOLHayzilla
- CUNT_me_
- he's not a Cunt, he's just a very silly boy.
END_me_ - If he sees (or imagines, as is often the case) something he disagrees with he relentlessly floods the discussion with insults until he kills the discussion.kingsteven
- dellusional yurimon / never scared / graphician - who knows - who cares ? - i just had enough._me_
- Yes enough for today, let's start tomorrow again.********
- ha x_me_
- _me_ now u have two houses and u are still so angry ... what more do want to calm down? 3 houses? a lambo? jeez man so many demons inside u ... not kool.neverscared
- @neverscared stop it man, leave them be, it's getting weird already all this bickeringgrafician
- +27 and going up strong!********
- @grafician it´s not funny .. _me_ is making the oceans boil while his blood is boiling too... what a miserable person.neverscared
- but i agree it is wierd to c an anti-eco guy like _me_ calling someone cunt... i guess he has a self esteem boost from buying his second house..neverscared
- his desire for material wealth doesn´t seem to make him too calm and elegant... let´s hope he finds more peace of mind in the future.neverscared
- Oh wow
- drgs5
I dont know why
- Amazingmonospaced
- I don't punch little girlsGuyFawkes
- 'increase equality in decision making among crypto projects' .... What the fuck does that mean concretely?Bennn
- ceo of y coin - london. is it true he bought his second jet already ? ... reminds me of the kid from royal tennenbaumsneverscared
- as long as they are Muslim lbgt women.hotroddy
- I'd beat his ass********
- and you'd love it.Nairn
- This more for a “Slaps for:” threadGnash
