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  • BusterBoy6

    I fucking hate Novak Djokovic...I hope the Australian government appeals and kicks his ass out of the country...

    Cockhead claims he had COVID in December (which is not a valid entry marker)...the day after he claims he was diagnosed, he was seen at some event for school children without a mask.

    And then his fuckwit father compares him to Jesus Christ because he had the horrendous experience of being locked in a hotel for a couple of days.

    Just fuck off cunt.

    • agree totally BB! Fugg that arsehole.sab
    • Haha yep fuck that tennis playing dickheadPhanLo
    • Surely we have an antibody test they can give him to see how many antibodies he has. That's all that should matter, because he is JesusIanbolton
    • Can't argue with that. Cunt.Hayzilla
    • Fuck tennisqoob
    • Like name, like nature. Novak... NO VAX.shapesalad
    • all these clown fans with their flags dancing , celebtrating some visa victory is so puny as well.neverscared
    • ignore him, brodoesnotexist
    • Fuel to the fire.. https://twitter.com/…Nairn
    • Djokovic is a knobhead but this is proving to be a nice distraction from our useless PM, broken immigration system and messed up approach to the pandemic.MrT
    • Djokovic followed all of Australia's COVID guidelines and received a medical exemption from two different Australian independent medical panels.Milan
    • Australia currently has 100,000 COVID cases, but Djokovic is the problem? Fuck off!Milan
    • sick of hearing about him. a massive fucking distraction is what this is.inteliboy
  • scarabin3

    Leechers who don’t seed

  • maquito0

    SVG Fonts

  • utopian4

    WebP

  • hotroddy-13


    https://imgur.com/y97MYKQ

    Stripping Djoker from the opportunity of becoming the GOAT in tennis history.

    The same who applaud are the same that are ok with Biden's immigration policy of letting 10,000 illegal immigrants in the country and non of them vaccinated.

    Punches for Hypocrites wishing the demise of a tennis star all over their political ideology

    • 'Punches for Hypocrites'. Quite.Nairn
    • and every downvoter is a hypocrite.hotroddy
    • The immigration lawyer justifies deporting Djokovic to avoid his turning into an "icon of free choice."Milan
    • We're living in Orwell's 1984, free choice and free thought is a crime now.Milan
    • Denying Jesus access to democracy, education and a better life vs. banning a jerk tennis player

      Easy choice is easy
      grafician
    • I'll take the 1 exceptional talent who speaks 5 languages better than your english. You can take the 1 million who read at 3rd grade who are gardener at besthotroddy
    • criminals at worsthotroddy
    • What is wrong with you? Seriously. You value potential sports achievement over lives? How do you antivaxxers sleep at night?CyBrainX
    • And please provide some news source (not from Fox) that backs up that claim about Biden and the immigrants.CyBrainX
    • I'm fully vaccinated but support free choice. Djokovic is NOT an anti-vaxxer and has never spoken out against vaccination. You're misinformed.Milan
    • according to your doctrin, our fascist system incarcerates and kill people of color, exploits and oppresses with our systemic racism.hotroddy
    • forces immigrants to work as slave labor in the fields.hotroddy
    • you're not going to find any news source in your media bubble.hotroddy
    • @Milan, I wasn't saying Djokovic is an antivaxxer but hotroddy is.CyBrainX
    • Australia has some of the tightest border controls in the world, you’d love it there HotrodsPhanLo
    • @hotroddy, Vaccination has nothing to do with incarcerating immigrants, killing people of color, or racism. It has to do with fighting a pandemic.CyBrainX
    • What kind of mindless bigot would blame immigrants for a covid issue. Oh right, mindless bigots. Carry on asshole.monospaced
    • Punches for all involved. Aus fed gov ineptitude and fuckery and Novak lying on his visa and being an entitled cunt spreading Covid while infectious.thumb_screws
    • ^ and people here a blaming his demise on anyone else but Novak Djokovic.CyBrainX
    • And not that he's a world-known asshole this issue is going to make it impossible to play anywhere else.CyBrainX
    • https://twitter.com/…Milan
    • https://www.tennis36…Milan
    • https://www.tennis36…Milan
    • ^ By this logic, Trump donating his presidential salary to charity made him a nice guy who always did the right thing and wasn't a cunt.Hayzilla
    • He's 6 yrs younger than Federer and 3 yrs than Nedal. He's got time to become the GOAT and will. Is it worth the planet thinking you are cunt to have it now?Hayzilla
    • Their Immigration is really by the books for an island populated by criminals.hotroddy
    • imagine being this angry about the plight of Djokovic. lol. Australia has some of the tightest immigration laws in the world. Tough titties.inteliboy
    • easy there. you sound like trumphotroddy
    • @Hayzilla: Nadal is only a year older than Djokovic. He's playing Australia without Djokovic or Federer now and he's got the French in May which is a 95% lock.CyBrainX
    • How is it a 95% lock if Djokovic beat Nadal at Roland Garros last year?Milan
  • NBQ002

    The extra step Adobe introduced to Photoshop when you just want to save a JPG and have to click on the stupid "Save a copy" button each time to be able to select the additional image formats from the list.

    • export -> save for web -> adjust quality, disable color profile, etc for jpeg, gif, png.
      rest goes to save. save a copy is just a quicksave function
      sted
    • short-cut keys ftw
      you wont even think about it
      GuyFawkes
    • Prefs > File Handling > enable legacy "save as"_me_
    • save for web ftw. not sure why its a legacy thing.inteliboy
  • nb0

    Oh. my. god.

    • yea wats with that? YouTube bug?inteliboy
    • ^ wrong post ignoreinteliboy
    • Wth?OBBTKN
    • I thought he was talking about offices in general.Chimp
    • Punches for anyone who pays $37.50 to experience a recreated set of a TV shownb
  • jagara7

    Picky eaters. I went to a restaurant dinner with work once. There was this one colleague in her mid-twenties:

    Lobster bisque: "I don't like seafood" with white wine: "I don't drink wine". Meat dish: "mmm, no... looks weird" with a red wine pairing: "I don't like wine, remember?". Buttermilk dessert with passion fruit compote: "It tastes and looks weird, how can you eat that". Cheeses and wine: "cheese, ew!". Coffee: "I don't like coffee" (well, quelle motherfucking surprise...).

    What she had: a bit of bread and butter, tiny bites of all the dishes, none of which she liked, and a Coke Zero.

    She wasn't anorexic, a bit chubby, actually. I seem to remember that she liked pizza. Maybe she only eats pizza.

    • Oh, and spaghetti. She likes spaghetti.jagara
    • That's why she's chubbyNBQ00
    • Eeeekkk...OBBTKN
    • blame her parentsshapesalad
    • being a picky eater is a sign that they're a pain in the ass.GuyFawkes
    • Punches for: her parents.jagara
    • SMH. She survives on carbs and chicken nuggies alone. I imagine every mean comes from a drive through. Thoughts and prayers for her heart.shellie
    • Meh, sometimes parents can try as much as they can and their kids will still end up picky little shits.Nairn
    • ARFID? Orthorexia? so many diseases to pick from!zarkonite
    • True @Nairn. Most parents are doing their best.mort_
    • In my 50! yeas on this planet, I have figured out the things I don't like. They are pretty basic, like coffee, Italian food, tea, liquor, pork and most red meatArmandoEstrada
    • ... I will try new things without hesitation, but im pretty firm in my dislikes. Not everyone likes everything. But yeah, punches for...ArmandoEstrada
    • My kids 3 & 4. Love stuff like olives, anchovies, allsorts of veg including celery, asparagus. They'll eat hot stuff like wasabi covered peas ...microkorg
    • ...curry and can put up with some pretty spicy chinese. I think if theres varied food around then they will eat it and have a wide palette. If theres not variedmicrokorg
    • food around when growing up then you're going to end up with fussy kids stuck in a rut of bland pizza, pasta and fish fingers.microkorg
    • @microkorg My kids were like that at that age and their taste narrowed significantly as they got older. YMMV.mort_
    • What annoys me the most is the close-mindedness. Try new stuff, you'll have a richer life.jagara
    • 'Italian Food'?! That's a fairly large brushstroke over a mostly inoffensive food umbrella!Nairn
    • @Nairn haha yeah :Djagara
  • garbage8

    1-2 Punch for the parents of picky eaters.

    Growing up, my best friend in the neighborhood had some shit parents. They would go to Sam's Club and buy him bulk Slim Jim's and candy, and that's what he lived on for the first decade of his life. This is no exaggeration.

    I believe he was 12 when he unironically asked me "Dude, have you ever had chicken?" Took him to my Nana's for Sunday dinner (she was an amazing southern chef), and he was like Calvin at the table, puke faces and everything.

    He then went on to try to kill me a few times, was institutionalized, and is now a crazy right wing god botherer.

    Not long ago he texted me to ask if I'd ever heard about Panda Express and how awesome it is.

    I guess what I'm saying is please feed your kids right, or they'll grow up to be homicidal Christians.

    • https://pbs.twimg.co…CyBrainX
    • I agree but it could be tough, our eldest is like me and eats everything under the sun, tripe, chicken feet, tongue, you name it, my youngest is like his mom_niko
    • and a pain in the ass lol. The blander and safer the better. Though I'm slowly breaking his will especially when mommy isn't around hehe._niko
    • @cy lol, perfect.garbage
    • @niko Yeah I think that it's important that kids learn to try new things early on. And also cooking is a vital life skill, teach em early.garbage
    • I find that hunger is a good motivator for getting my one to eat food she aribtrarily decides to be picky about.Nairn
    • Clearly, all he wanted was a Pepsi.kaiyohtee
  • Nairn4

    Today.

    You ever have a day where everything just goes slightly wrong?

    That's today for me, so fuck you, Wednesday 19th January, 2022.

  • dasohr1

    Apple changing their chargers ever year. I have three different plugs for my various devices. Forget proper cable management.

    • Every year?nb
    • Whilst I understand this frustration the charges for iPhone, iPad and a Laptop are different and can reduce battery life if used on the wrong device...Morning_star
    • ..It is also entirely possible that i'm believing Apple's bullshit.Morning_star
    • eh? usb-c or lightning charges everything. MagSafe a cherry on top option if you so wish to use.inteliboy
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    https://www.rollingstone.com/cul…

    "Guess what: the green M&M is a feminist, and she’s a dirty slut. We are real, and we exist, and we refuse to tolerate this disgusting attempt at erasure. We are given so little, and we have tolerated so much. Let the green M&M keep her go-go boots. Let her get blackout and suck dick in the bathroom at Acme on a Wednesday. This is what we want. This is what we deserve. This is what she deserves. "

    Holy fucking shit.

    • LolNBQ00
    • Sounds like a young lady someone on here is dating. But red would be a better colour for her.shapesalad
    • EJ Dickson.... Perfect name for the author of the article? I think so.ShenanigansTV
  • Nairn3

    Stained MDF dust from a heavy sanding. Fucking horrid.

    • *adds to long list of carcinogens i've been exposed toNairn
  • Ramanisky24

  • OBBTKN0

    • mouth watering steakjagara
    • New titles for Westworld?Morning_star
    • Amazing what crap people will eat as an alternative to meat.monospaced
    • I don’t know any vegan who would eat thatscarabin
    • Still might be better that the jackfruit BBQ sandwich I had yesterday.fooler
    • and that's now carte d'or ice cream is madested
    • no muscle?pango
  • Nairn0

    IT'S 'SPECIFIC'. NOT, YOU GODDAMNED MORON, 'PSIFIC'.

    • I've now encountered this three times recently. This best not become A Thing.Nairn
    • The specific oceannb
    • specific statekingsteven
    • Aks instead of Ask alsoHayzilla
    • Oh God, don't. That drives me nuts. Voice actornon a history podcast I listen to said that and it infuriated me. I listen to podcasts to sleep, not get angryNairn
    • That said, I have this in my hed constantly
      https://www.youtube.…
      Nairn
    • How about a map of half-completed specific whale populations?
      ********
  • ********
    -9

    Holy fucking shit. People who say "it is what it is" should be gassed.

    • Oy vey.Nairn
    • guilty as chargedutopian
    • Oy gevalt!Gnash
    • if ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz it is what it iskingsteven
    • I yam what I yamsausages
    • c'est la vieKrassy
    • car·pe di·em
      /ˌkärpā ˈdēˌem/
      it is what it is so coddle thy balls
      hydro74
    • We just say "asta e"grafician
    • Emandakoa hartu beharko (in basque)

      Es lo que hay (spanish)... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      OBBTKN
    • Oh come on, live and let live. Wait, that's even worse.stewart
    • ^ Live and Let Die is more appropriate these days.formed
    • Welp, it is what is is!milfhunter
    • It is what it is. Get used to it!mort_
    • Time to shower
      ********
    • what will be will behans_glib
    • tautologies are everywhere.
      ********
    • They don't think it be like it is but it doKrassy
  • NBQ001

    That awkward moment when you meet somebody on a first date and you don't find her/ him attractive or interesting and it's just weird, stupid smalltalks, and waiting for it to be over.

    • just whip out a cigarette or some chewGuyFawkes
    • or your dick.GuyFawkes
    • The audacity of people being incompatible!palimpsest
    • Worse: she's totally into you, and the feelings not mutual.jagara
    • or even worse: the other way around :)rzu-rzu
  • jagara5

    The guy on the bus, mouth ajar, vacant stare, his phone playing shitty trap rap out loud.

  • Hayzilla-1

    Photoshop again.
    Why the fuck is there a DONE button where the SAVE button should be when saving for web. WTF is DONE? You just go back like its a cancel button when you press it. Whyy????

    • save for web is a depreciated mess but that feature is handy AF. saves the compression settings for next time.kingsteven
    • ^ It saves the settings when you click save. Why would you open save for web, make all the changes then just leave and carry on working without saving for web?Hayzilla
    • for batch exporting and using slices. if you click done the settings apply to all open PS docs, if you hold alt 'done' changes to 'remember' and the settingskingsteven
    • are stored within the psd itself. it's archaic and they do seem to be depreciating it as a feature but its useful when you need it...kingsteven