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- ********4
Dirty fucking russian scum
- Specifically the Russian government, not all Russians...jagara
- Not all, just Putin and his followers********
- Continuity0
Repeated blows to the face with a fire extinguisher for people on LinkedIn who post screenshots of something they've posted on Twitter.
- spl33nidoru3
Almost every single purchase I make online results in me receiving an online survey about how much I enjoyed the process.
Then I get another one to rate and comment on the delivery...Just got a follow-up email from Flying Blue (Air France) about how I didn't participate in the survey they sent a few days ago.
"The total survey takes approximately 7 minutes to complete."
Oh, my bad!Give me miles or f*ck off.
- exactly, you want info from me, give me a reason to give you info. not that hard to figure out. Adobe has 25 minute "surveys" with no rewardcapn_ron
- I think most transactions online shopping I get 5-6 emails in total each time.Hayzilla
- Last time, I told them how shitty they were (did it politely), but of course, nothing changed...SimonFFM
- Nairn0
In Windows: The proximity of 'New Shortcut' to 'New Folder' in the New Section when you right click in Explorer.
I've intentionally created a shortcut perhaps - PERHAPS - twice in the last decade.
I unintentionally start trying to create one perhaps three times a week.
Shoo. Away!
- Try a mac!shapesalad
- Try to fuck yourself, it's surprisingly hardjagara
- NBQ002
- morans everywearfadein11
- https://y.yarn.co/74…rzu-rzu
- Oh boy.Continuity
- Twat has made announcement to the world that he's a twat.shapesalad
- Good to know at least one person left that has respect for congresslemmy_k
- what a cuntbagmicrokorg
- guy is a full time contrarian shit stirrer. would do well on qbn.inteliboy
- putin has the most beautiful suit...neverscared
- Asking the right questions. Somebody send him a QBN invite!palimpsest
- What a fucking cuck fuck faggot********
- fuck Peter SchiffGuyFawkes
- his priorities are up hiss own assGuyFawkes
- I encourage everyone to go to his Twitter page and tell him what a quality person he is.CyBrainX
- that's exactly what he wants, his podcast numbers must be down.fadein11
- Peter Schifforbrains!sab
- grafician-6
Growth hackers
These mfs actively undo all the best UX work done by a lot of good design and product people over time
Scheeeming with their dark patterns and misleading the user, all for a quick $ and a promotion
SCUM!
- Amazon
Google
Microsoft
Adobe
All examples of scummy companies doing anything to confuse and fuck the usergrafician - Try cancelling Prime or Adobe CS
Windows getting ads in the Explorer and so on ffsake
SCUM!grafician - Add APPLE to the list. I refuse to update from 10.14, the new safari is a mess...shapesalad
- cancelling prime takes 3 clicks you doltimbecile
- If you know where to lookhans_glib
- @shape lol kept 10.12 so I can still run that old Fireworks design app
so I feel thatgrafician
- Amazon
- inteliboy4
Netflix making trash reality TV.
It's fucking everywhere on that platform. I was happy to fork over money to them every month to see it spent on decent productions. Get away from the horrid free to air mainstream shit. Now am not so sure.
- At least wait to cancel until Ozark is over.lemmy_k
- ^^^ that's my plan. I searched for two movies that used be on there last night, and they're gone. Idk why I have it anymore.section_014
- It's the equivalent of my kids spending their allowance on drugs.Hayzilla
- That's capitalism. Lol.PhanLo
- I haven't noticed but this is because there are just that many people with shit for viewing habits. They just might not talk about it publicly.CyBrainX
- There's only one topic everyone feels the need to comment on this morning on social media. That's what's important to people.CyBrainX
- Those trophy ceremonies aren't reality TV but they're trying hard to be. And people won't stop sucking it down like 7/11 Slurpees.CyBrainX
- jagara2
"Educate yourself"
- PonyBoy5
The client's Accounts Payable dept person who responds to an 'Invoice past due 60 days' email w/ nothing but "Please fill out the following forms / sign the attached NDAs, our payment policy is Net 30"
- NBQ00-1
Hungary.
For voting for this cunt again: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-e…
- yeah, hungary suckstank02
- https://i.imgur.com/…sted
- photo from the party, right before the polls closed. 4!(444) is one of the two news sites what exist without government funding. they are the next to get closedsted
- The good guy won again.********
- shapesalad0
Dell using this music on their adverts and bombarding me with their advert since I googled monitors for a mac studio.
Nasally loud voice with school girl literacy level lyrics
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Also funny that is seems 'green' isn't the 'green' Dell are thinking of.
- sarahfailin-4
People who say they are "totally swamped" and therefore can't respond to an email or text message that would take literally 10 seconds.
I know what it is to be busy. Just schedule a tiny amount of time get the easy shit out of the way and then go back to whatever it is that's got you so fucking ~bUsY~
I bet these people are still spending the (American) average of 6 hours per day watching TV. Turn off the TV, and write me a god damn email!
- It takes between 20-30 mins to get back into your "zone" after some idiot calls you to say he emailed you and awaits a reply.
Do you get this perspective? :)grafician - Also email means electronic mail which in turn means you could get a reply sometimes or even never. Just like with regular mail ;)grafician
- i don't. if I can respond to all my emails, texts, and etc. within 24 hours with QBN distracting me literally every day, they can respond to me.sarahfailin
- No. They are "totally swamped" get that and move on. It's a mental thing, not an office thinggrafician
- maybe they'd have a better mental state if they turned off the damn tv, stopped playing candy crush, or doomscrolling instagramsarahfailin
- They wrote a book about this, Deep Work. https://www.amazon.c…Chimp
- how would dude A know that dude B's question is just a quick answer? they don't, patience is a virtueGuyFawkes
- she's just not that into you.monNom
- lol assuming they’re watching tv and playing games instead. they’re swamped deal with itmonospaced
- It takes between 20-30 mins to get back into your "zone" after some idiot calls you to say he emailed you and awaits a reply.
- monNom13
Login walls. They are everywhere now. It seems like every website wants me to login just to read the thing I was linked to.
Usually I right click > inspect element and then delete the offending overlay/remove the scroll blocking css from the body tag, but I shouldn't have to. Some fucking "growth hacker" is trying to move the needle and destroying the concept of hyperlinking in the process.
Do normal people just create logins for every website they visit now?
- aaah yes growth hackers
https://www.qbn.com/…grafician - btw Pinterest started this shitgrafician
- adding a login to my website if anyone wants to join and get 10% off their first purchase, bro.doesnotexist
- Don't forget the newsletter sign-up modal when someone thinks about leaving your site.Continuity
- aaah yes growth hackers
- jagara0
The writers of all Star Trek series the last 15 years. It's all luke warm garbage juice now. Loose stoolwater and assgravy.
TOS, TNG & DS9 4 LYFE.
- ooh we're "woke" now. no, you suckjagara
- Hasn't ST always been "woke"?dasohr
- It’s too serious nowscarabin
- I like the campscarabin
- @dasohr yes, always. However 2022 brand of wokeness is insufferable preachy virtue signalling.jagara
- 1963-1993 wokeness is wokeness before the term wokeness was a thing.jagara
- gimme Kirk being all rapey with blue skinned three breasted chicks any day!_niko
- TNG was the best but I'd take Discovery and Picard over most of the others. The series long stories make for more consistency. There aren't any throwaways.CyBrainX
- You also have to be ok with progressive ideas, themes of diversity and the idea that if we survive for centuries it will be because we stop calling things woke.CyBrainX
- I regret that I only have but one upvote to give you.Continuity
- Lower Decks!Akagiyama
- Lower decks is fun!scarabin
- Oh yes, I'm there for Lower Decks.Continuity
- scarabin2
Flashback episodes
- just watched the final two seinfelds. both were flashback episodes :/scarabin
- They were like anthology best of episodes. :)monospaced
- CyBrainX1
People who whisper when there isn't anyone else around.
If you want me to hear you, speak up. If you don't want me to tell anyone, just tell me. You already decided to trust me with your secret.
- Ramanisky25
fuck all of this.
- lazy inconsiderate aholesKrassy
- he store now closes before the sun sets. no one in your store could help me find what I was looking for...imbecile
- I had to use self-checkout, but only north side is open. Have one of your underpaid underage employees collect them.imbecile
- https://i.imgur.com/… the B&W aspect of this post misses the most important mark, reality. the reality is you can return the cart AND be a bad person.imbecile
- Krassy5
.PNJ files
- Think I already called that :))
Glad was not the only one...grafician - https://www.qbn.com/…grafician
- Add jfif and WebP to the list of punches.CyBrainX
- Think I already called that :))
