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- Nairn0
"is this week too crazy to action?"
- Well i'm going to run that up the flagpole and see who salutes it.Morning_star
- monospaced-4
People who say/use "what" instead of "that" as if they were interchangeable.
- huh?dopepope
- thatsted
- twatsted
- damn autocorrect i can't write warthsted
- @dope, using words what aren’t correct, like thismonospaced
- that's what?
what's that?kingsteven - I'm lostdopepope
- that are you talking about?capn_ron
- Fuck foghorn leghornnb
- Didn’t see what comingSimonFFM
- That the hell are you talking about?jagara
- you no wot's wot? wotsits that's wot.********
- Never heard that in the wild, tbh...jagara
- monospaced.compalimpsest
- https://youtu.be/sm8…mort_
- scarabin3
-Reddit artists copying beksinski (or other artist they think nobody knows about) and collecting likes for it without mentioning the work is derivative or an exercise
-People using AI apps on their phones to generate “art” and presenting themselves as an artist. That shit ALL looks like computer puke and is instantly recognizable
- jagara4
People you don't know, who ask for your name, and then use your name in every sentence. Especially salespeople trying to sell you a new washer/dryer.
"What's your name"?
"Err... Jan".
"Let me ask you something, Jan: do you like soft towels?"
- Anybody with an IQ over 39 sees through that shit, so STFUjagara
- My boss does this all the time to me. Even in emails. Fucking hate it.Hayzilla
- Using a name like that is so damn condescending. Yeah, I know you’re talking to me, I’m not a child.monospaced
- jagara-1
Idiots calling their daughter Veruca. Pretty name. Have you looked it up?
- I met my wife in the waiting room at the chiropodists.Fax_Benson
- I know someone who named their daughter Anais. Then I saw it in all caps.ArmandoEstrada
- ANAIS? What's the prob?jagara
- palimpsest16
- i tried to upvote this twice i love it so muchsarahfailin
- shapesalad2
The Gradient Tool in Illustrator
Fuck that thing.
- You have to move the colours out the way to grab the resize/re-positon/ro... tools. Rotate pivots from one end, but on release moves arbitrar.shapesalad
- ...arbitrary. The position thing is shit and you can never grab it. Whole thing is dog shit, un intuitive, jumpy, frustrating.shapesalad
- Whatever happened to brooke/lifeinvector? She used to do amazing shit with this toolscarabin
- that was gradient meshs. I still respect her for posting that tutorial on nt.uan
- Yeah, that gradient tool is everything you said.CyBrainX
- stoplying1
I often need headshots of people to make an intro slide for a corporate video. Here's where the punches come in - they send me a 5kb thumbnail.
So rather than go back and forth with them, I find them on LinkedIn, zoom in on their avatar and screengrab it. This then dictates that I'll be going with the circular mask for cropping. Sheesh
- cherub0
punches for: nameservers, domains, subdomains, transfers, addons
hopelessly confusing
some of you lot do this for a living?
- not so much any more... you should try doing it on a live sites with thousands of daily users :-|kingsteven
- last few big web jobs involved transferring email accounts along with the domains. you couldn't pay me to do that nowkingsteven
- sarahfailin0
- this hideous font and color scheme
- bUt It'S DisTincT!
jUsT LiKe aLL tHe OtHeR OnEsNairn - You're not the targetgrafician
- ughh but those c's!! awful.sarahfailin
- bUt It'S DisTincT!
- GuyFawkes2
Punches for me,
I keep buying stupid shit i don't need and just end up giving it away after a couple uses.
I bought an RC car the other day, what the fuck am i supposed to do with that shit?
No more browsing Amazon while I'm high.
- Give it to your kid!Gnash
- Guiltyduckseason
- Don’t feel bad, i bought a grappling hook last yearscarabin
- Which one? I'm planning on buying a Monster Beetle when we move house (need more storage space first..!)Nairn
- grasshopper is the only way.shapesalad
- I bought this for the kids in the summer. I use it more than they do. https://www.wonderla…Hayzilla
- section_014-7
The "Newstoday" chime!! I thought we got rid of that fucking thing. Nearly shit a brick when it sounded.
- About every twelfth time that I clear my browser cache and or restart my browser, I'll get Newstoday jingle to play.utopian
- love itoey_oey
- I miss it, though i have that shit toggled offGuyFawkes
- I hated that thing since day 1, which is almost 20 years ago when my office mate had newstoday.com as his start up page. I must have heard it 20x/day.CyBrainX
- It’s great for letting your boss know you’re wasting his time and moneyscarabin
- Or reminding you at night to turn your speakers off full blast and spill your tea all over the placescarabin
- it's awesome. no punches. it stays.Krassy
- I remember voting to get rid of it. Punch the crap out of that thing!lemmy_k
- it's both annoying and soothing nostalgiahotroddy
- Salarrue1
People matching their leader's strength at war like street fighter characters...
- i_monk1
Site searches that assume "OR" between every term instead of "AND". Looking at you, Unsplash, Pexels.
- sted5
Jetlag
- jagara4
People who don't understand the concept of haggling. Who comically underbid what you're selling, and get offended if you try to negotiate further.
Your price: 1000
Their offer: 150
You suggest: no, but how about 800
Them: I said 150, whatever douche!
ಠ_ಠ- If you ever sell on Facebook Markets, prepare for this lolgrafician
- lol, poor peasants********
- Price haggling isn’t much of a thing in the US.monospaced
- In haggling you only complain to the other party. Nobody else cares.cannonball1978
- @monospaced so in the US, everyone selling something gets their asking price?jagara
- @jagara for retail obviously yes. It’s just not a part of our culture here as much as it is in other parts of the world.monospaced
- For used shit maybe, but we definitely are not good hagglers hahaha.monospaced
- nobody haggles in stores here, lol. i meant used stuff obvi :Djagara
- CyBrainX5
Standard Time (as opposed to Daylight Savings Time). The lost of about 120 hours of daylight benefits almost no one. Sunsets at 4:30pm are depressing. And gaining an hour of sleep on one weekend doesn't justify it.
- Yep. We voted to stop doing that in California but our useless politicians decided they didn't care about what the people want.lemmy_k
- Apparently they can’t decide whether to go forward or back?? So dumb https://spectrumnews…scarabin
