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- Krassy6
Madonna reveals fully nude NFTs — and a shocking 3D model of her vagina
https://nypost.com/2022/05/11/ma…
- i just threw up in my own mouthYakuZoku
- good luck to her, i hope she scams the shit out of the broshans_glib
- what the cryptobros have been waiting forKrassy
- Sigh.
I give up.
Humans are fucking plonkers.Continuity - wtf Continuity we do this shit since
the first of us was fucked to this planet.
entertainment to the the extreme.sted - boring crap.
can't see anything shocking about it.sted - looks like one of those shitty sex games you see ads for all the timescarabin
- hehh, exactly i'm still trying to remember whats the name of that niche. it has that nice real-doll look, i wonder if they had an actual reference of her body.sted
- Isn't she like 70 now or something?mort_
- deleted scene from WALL·E?sarahfailin
- Never been so close to the uncanny valleyApeRobot
- Who create these poorly rendered bimbo renderings?utopian
- @Utopian Beeple obviously lol.
Kitbashed madnessPhanLo - Whats growing out of her noo noo? Is that a pussywillow or a noble fir?Akagiyama
- As far as Madonna projects go, this isn't that bad. Not sure it's anatomically correct though.PhanLo
- It looks nothing like madonnacannonball1978
- I've wanted to punch her for about 40 years. She's a generic pop star. Why do people see her as anything else?CyBrainX
- utopian2
I was researching "Child Care Flyer Inspiration" on Pinterest, and this is the type of the shit porn like ads that are scattered all over the page results.
Fuck You Pinterest!
- NBQ00-3
"The" bands from the early 2000's. Just remembered how stupid that hype/ trend was. Probably still better music than nowadays though.
- Where are all those bands now? They lasted like 5-10 years at most.NBQ00
- Yeah the “indie” band thing was a lot of idiot clonescannonball1978
- SimonFFM1
The federal police department calls me several times per day. I always hang up. It's a known fake spam call. But it's getting on my nerves.
- Oh, is it that Europol scam, where they say your ID has been linked to illegal activity? I can't tell you how many numbers I've blocked in the last monthsContinuity
- Same here...SimonFFM
- I answer calls "Orange County Sherrif, fraud divison, can I help you?" It doesn't cut down the calls, but I enjoy the hang ups.lemmy_k
- OBBTKN1
Punches for this Colombian idiot driving his electric scooter (up to 50 km/h) down the pedestrian while smoking weed!!!
Passed zooming just ten centimeters from me at an intersection with no visibility... a pair of seconds before and we would both be in the hospital.
Subnormal!!
- grafician-4
"7 beautiful portfolio templates for creatives in 2022"
- antimotion2
Grammarly commercial in the middle of a fantastic boiler room set on youtube.
- Very annoying, although if that’s peak AI I’m reassured that Judgement Day is still some way off.MrT
- _niko5
Sent from my iPhone
Sent from my iPad.Who gives a fuck?
I’m always having to delete this line before i send.
- You can prevent that in your settings.CyBrainX
- You can remove or put whatever you want in settings.doggydoggdog
- Thanks, figured i probably could but why jump through hoops to get rid of it.
_niko
Sent from my iPhone_niko - Ha that was way too easy, punches for me_niko
- Apple always Apple.utopian
- I read this as saying you always have to delete "who gives a fuck"yuekit
- i have that line and i dont even have an iphone.pango
- It was a status symbol back when the first iPhone came out.shapesalad
- didn't someone once add it manually to a post here? It weas a few years ago and apparently in all seriousness, and of course they got ripped a new one.MrT
- Genius marketing move from Apple back in the day.jagara
- wat my phone doesn't do this...inteliboy
- "Sent from my Huawei. Fuck you."mort_
- I use to have mine say "Sent from my mobile cellular smartphone device" like Kenny Powers in Eastbound & Down.fooler
- Bennn0
Punches for the biggest companies in World who are unable to make logical UI choices... Youtube changed the layout of the description/comments section... it was ok before, now its crap.
And I wont talk about Spotify, the desktop app have so many UI flaws
- Punches for anyone in the YouTube comments section. They deserve this ;)monospaced
- imbecile0
Converse
"These shoes run large. We recommend going a half size down."
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Change your labeling?
- I recommend not getting a pair. I say this having recently got my first pair... .
They're pretty, but quite useless.Nairn - (no grip on damp London pavements; I can feel every pebble larger than 5mm in size; Perhaps I have long toes, but rubber front is hurting my second-biggest toe)Nairn
- more of a fashion purchase than utilitarian, but thanks for the heads up. my gf agrees to their worthlessness on long walks with the dog.imbecile
- an alternative i'm also contemplating. https://thursdayboot…imbecile
- ha! My gf's worn the exact same style for years, much like I have with hiking boots. She's just got her first pair of boots, me my first pair of Converse :)Nairn
- Those white ones are nice. I bought the Cons because they had nice colours... after two pairs of white summer sneakers that turn to shit quick in filthy London!Nairn
- *white canvas sneakers, not leather like yours.Nairn
- i presumed the white canvas would get dirty quickly but can't see myself wearing white shoes too often, trying to weigh the pros and cons if you will.imbecile
- oh ffs, front page?! lolNairn
- oh, wait. fucking moron. i was in Feed.
I'm going for a walk.Nairn - I was in Tk Maxx with my wife and she saw a pair of Converse in my size and said 'Why don't you try these on?'
Without hesitation I said 'I'm a grown man...PhanLo - ...no-one my age wears them, unless they're having a midlife crisis' And obviously the guy sitting down beside us was trying a pair on.PhanLo
- hahahaNairn
- *turns off internet, goes to the toilet to have a cry*Nairn
- I found The Perfect Pair of Sandals for my daughter in TKMaxx the other day. Except, every last fucking one of them was the wrong size. I hate TKMaxx.Nairn
- More of an ongoing crisis...imbecile
- I used to like TK's but it get's harder to find stuff that doesn't have a giant Polo logo on it or jeans that look like they've been worn for 5 years.PhanLo
- For decades I've sized down for Chucks but they're too small. Buy the true to size and they're too big! I need an 11 3/4 to fit correctly.fooler
- I recommend not getting a pair. I say this having recently got my first pair... .
- jagara-2
"Stay hydrated". It's as useful a statement as "eat".
- I think it’s easier to forget to stay hydrated, for me anyway.mort_
- Its more of a reminder than a commandcannonball1978
- just breatheimbecile
- seems we need to tell some people to eat much lessIanbolton
- water capitalists!MrT
- Ravers disagreeKrassy
- Thirst = reminder to hydratejagara
- if you feel thirsty, you're already dehydratedimbecile
- hydration is what branded piss like vitamin water gave us, because you can't monetise a glass of tap water.MrT
- PonyBoy4
the asshole who first started building cupholders directly into couches
- jagara6
The barrages of journalism using this title template:
"Why the [thing/entertainment/person product] you find funny/entertaining/interesting isn't funny/entertaining/interesting and why the fact that your finding it/them funny/entertaining/interesting is problematic and bigoted and why your opinion about this article is irrelevant"
"We need to talk about the fact that you find [thing/entertainment/person product] funny/entertaining/interesting"
- fooler7
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- Master RaceRamanisky2
- Wake Up Hayoth!utopian
- Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Jeb, Jed, Jed, Jeb, Bubba_niko
- ^lolmaquito
- middle bottom row.. bet his ancestry.com came back high % of neanderthalhydro74
- Middle bottom row...Jim Thorpe reincarnatedutopian
- 2nd row, 2nd from right.
https://youtu.be/PqH…
lolol.microkorg - they are all bobosrobosneverscared
- They're the same picture
https://imgur.com/ga…kaiyohtee - Lots of them suffer from this, it seems...
https://medlineplus.…elahon - I'd only fuck two of themi_monk
- jagara0
Hey, I'm an electronic musician with a huge modular synth rack, 20 vintage drum machines and analog synths, 9 bass guitars with 50 pedals, fully soundproofed studio with a industry standard mixing console and 5 sets of sound monitors etc.
"Can I hear some of your music?"
"Sure!"
"Oop-tss oop-tss oop-tss oop-tss."
"That music could be made with a weak-end Aldi laptop"
"No I need all this gear"- is this you Autoflavour? ;-)Ianbolton
- Exactly this! All that equipment and no melody, groove, or creativity...shapesalad
- the obsession with hoarding equipment is weird but each to their own I guess.fadein11
- that and never actually finishing a track.fadein11
- Process more important than outcomedrgs
- Can it be about the journey rather than the destination? Playing with hardware is infinitely more fun than using a UI on a screen with a mouse.mort_
- Weatherall said a lot about this, he said by all means make an entire track on your cheap laptop but at least run it through something analogue beforefadein11
- mastering, I agree with this thinking generally but I have plugins that pretty much do this now anyway.fadein11
- Never understood the modular thing at all though. That's just a very expensive train set.fadein11
- This is such a bullshit post / thread.mort_
- I'm talking about actually finishing and releasing music, not just a fun hobby. If a hobby and you have cash then go ahead. Just saying fetishisingfadein11
- equipment is pretty much pointless now when releasing music.fadein11
- Some VST shit is as good as a real life orchestra********
- Orchestras are pretty much pointless nowmort_
- hoarding orchestras is impractical and possibly even illegal.fadein11
- ooofautoflavour
- ^ what are you oofing about, don't you know 'equipment is pretty much useless now' - wtf fadein, there is no recipe or gear list for producing music.canoe
- imbecile2
jagara...
for having expectations of other people’s interests. You could have thought this person strange for investing so much in what you find to be so little. Instead you took time to say you don’t like their hobby that they were kind enough to share with you after your request. Following that, you took to a public forum to put them down again.
Punches for you and others like you.
- i think jagara's punches are for people with more money than talent... i have known people such as this. not their fault they're hacks, but still...sarahfailin
- jagara's punches are for people that didn't live up to his expectations. *punchimbecile
- I have neither money or talent.. but you can all eat my unwashed ass if you don't like itautoflavour
- punches for punches....punches everywhere man, I just got suckeredutopian
- lemmy_k1
I've been selling my chairs at craft shows. I met a lady that does water color painting. She asked if I'd be open to a collaboration. I can up with several ideas and gave her some stuff to paint on so I could test how the varnish affected her paint. I've finished testing and tell her let's go ahead with my ideas.
She proceeds to tell me she really appreciates my help and willingness because she is having trouble making ends meet. I currently have a house full of guests in town but offer to prep some stuff for her to get started. She tells me she can't. She is going on vacation for two weeks and won't be doing any painting.
Good thing the test pieces I already made were only going to be firewood if she didn't use them.
