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  • omahadesigns-3

    Biden Admin Replaces 'Mothers' With 'Birthing People' in Maternal Health Guidance

    • finally a win for Biden.hotroddy
    • non issuemonospaced
    • ^ you're a retardbabydick_
    • ^ you're a low IQcanoe
    • ^ you're a fagbabydick_
    • this will regretably move any centrists or fence sitters squarely to the right._niko
    • Doubtful on that.monospaced
    • If this moved anyone squarely to vote for a psychotic hypocrite then they were looking for an excuse and were undoubtedly going that way to begin with.CyBrainX
  • inteliboy1

    CCP and the lack of transparency and accessibility to research Covid 19 origins. It fucked the world over, yet here we are, no accountability what so ever.

    • Because determining origins would have stopped what exactly??monospaced
    • well... the country is in a mess now due to lockdowns and no access to decent vaccines, so it's kinda balanced out.shapesalad
    • mono, to give us a stronger understanding to help avoid future pandemics maybe??inteliboy
    • Considering we were familiar with many types of coronaviruses before this, and know well about how they emerge and mutate, this isn’t that big of a mystery.monospaced
    • The idea that there has to be a single source of accountability is a bit naive. These viruses happen and spread. Regularly.monospaced
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  • inteliboy5

    Zoom, Google Meet, Microsoft Teams, Skype, FaceTime, Whatsapp, Signal, Telegram, Discord, iMessage, Slack, Instagram, Messenger.

    And am sure there's a bunch more messaging/conf call apps which have luckily not been forced to use on top of this bloated hellscape.

    • +++MrT
    • Please tell me what meeting software to use for meeting people who work across the country. Seriously.monospaced
    • I think the issue is how many there are. Every one purporting to make things simpler but not if every client/contact is on a different one.MrT
    • I'll fax you my answer, monoPonyBoy
    • I see. My work only uses one thank goodnessmonospaced
    • Old man yells at iCloudNBQ00
    • All of them better than in person with BO, bad breath, coughing sneezing, touchy feely co workers/clients.shapesalad
    • Messaging Apps Trabbi right now!oey_oey
    • My company always use Instagram for conf calls.Hayzilla
    • u can send a carrier pigeon if that fits your mental antique mind more...neverscared
    • I've used 6 different ones, for now... crazy!!

      +1k punches!
      OBBTKN
    • Mono why you argue with every post?inteliboy
    • All of these are pretty great except Microsoft Teams. Stop whiningnb
    • I don't know how to contact people sometimes, there are too many things - google meets? zoom? FaceTime etc.. Easier in the days of one 5 digit numbershapesalad
    • sadly (as i hate google) meet is the best of the ones i've used - zoom, teams, meet, skypehans_glib
    • Argue? You want to punch all of the apps that allow oriole to work from home. It was a question not an argument!monospaced
    • I literally said I was serious. I legit want to know what app would be spared from punches because, we need them. You answered. Chill the fuck out.monospaced
    • Nobody needs MS Teamsnb
    • My company uses 3, annoying but whatever.YakuZoku
    • Mono gets triggered at the slightest thing.Chimp
    • Okay trumptardmonospaced
  • nb4

    Any politician who says “don’t politicize this” when they’re faced with any question about gun deaths.

    I’m looking at you “Cancun Ted” Cruz, Abbott, DeSantis. You are politicians, a job you choose to do, every day. You can quit any time you want. Plenty of private sector jobs for ya. You choose to do this job and you choose to be a shill for the gun lobby.

    Punches aren’t enough. These men deserve to have you teeth kicked in.

    • *theirnb
    • Ted Cruz grassed on his kids when he let Texans freeze to death.PhanLo
    • Oh yes the great woken powerful has arrived. Bless us with your fascism.Hayoth
    • Ignoring your misunderstanding of fascism, what is wrong with being "woke"? As it obviously means informed, is being informed bad? Is this about your feelings?imbecile
    • Hayoth thinks that expressing my hatred of Ted Cruz et al is somehow equal to fascism! Bahahaha what a goofnb
    • I’m advocating that politicians should be accountable to their constituents and Hayoth the moron thinks that’s fascism. Someone’s been brainwashednb
    • There's also a misunderstanding of wokeness. Being woke does not mean being informed.palimpsest
    • It feels like there is big backlash against woke cancel culture now.Chimp
    • you have your definition, i'll have mine. no thanks to being told what I believe. https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
    • I still don't see it.
      Live your truth.
      palimpsest
    • The mook has spoken with his fascism slant, LOL at the asshat.utopian
    • There's a backlash against "cancel" culture, which includes the GOP banning books, boycotting shows, penalizing Disney, on and on.formed
    • Let's not forget their efforts to remove education and limit what teachers can teach. Talk about fascism!formed
    • The GOP has been systematically destroying our public education system for generations. They've grown a crop of idiot Americans.garbage
  • CyBrainX0

    Patriotism and any other false nonsense that obscures the obvious fact the US. must separate into at least two countries. I don't ever want to hear about reaching across the aisle to a soulless crime family hell bent on establishing an authoritarian theocracy. What else do you need to see? Hitler's ghost dancing on the white house lawn? How ominous does it have to get?

    • "America Is in Denial
      Too many Americans are blithely dismissing threats that could prove cataclysmic.

      By Mitt Romney"
      grafician
    • https://www.theatlan…grafician
    • you're kind of getting what you want if you think about it, Cy. Roe v Wade being overturned (etc) has showed us which States are on what side...PonyBoy
    • ... of each issue. States have been separating themselves for years now. Keep reducing Federal reach and let States handle the majority...PonyBoy
    • ... of their own laws (leaving the Fed to safeguard borders etc). Reduce control from the fed and each State can act like it's own little country.PonyBoy
    • You seriously think they won't pass a federal ban on abortion, gay rights, contraception, etc.?CyBrainX
    • I'm not interested in a GOP talking point about states rights. I want a declaration of independence from The United States.CyBrainX
    • You still have 40% who just don't give a fuck. How are you separating those?grafician
    • Roe v Wade does not reflect state opinions. It wasn’t even up for vote. Trump didn’t even win the popular vote. Neither time!monospaced
    • It reflects decades long efforts to stack the supreme court with strong conservatives and a healthy dose of good timing to get it done under trump.monospaced
    • I’d wager if roe c Wade was up for a national vote you’d see it is widely supported in most states.monospaced
  • shapesalad3

    Google maps on desktop browser, looking at a different city from home city, search for something expecting g maps to search the area of the map I'm looking at, no.. refreshes to home area.

  • shapesalad0

    Google docs, on desk top - the new doc button +
    Why is it bottom right, where you'd never expect it to be.
    Was search up top left.
    Complete fail...

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  • Akagiyama0

    Some bullshit in Malaysia took down Lo-Fi Girl on youtube.

    I sleep to that almost every night. Been streaming for over 2 years.

    *shakes fist angrily*

    • looks like they still have a spotify channelfooler
    • Thankfully, yep!Akagiyama
  • _me_0

    _me_

    x

  • NBQ000

    Few years old but he always deserves the punches.

    • 'Hiphop like this thread'PhanLo
    • Wake Up!utopian
    • Vanilla Cringetank02
    • This was the first video where I became aware of him. Wondered why the video had so many views with it being so shite. Then I realised he was just rich,PhanLo
  • sted2

    fuck all mobile first remote desktop apps.

  • shapesalad11

    Carpet.

    I hate carpet. It's gross. It just collects dust, food crumbs dirt etc, micro organisms.

    It stains, especially if you spill your Oolong tea or worse Yerba Mate.

    You can't wipe it/wash it with bleach etc.

    If it's a light oat meal like colour it lasts 3 years max before it looks grimy.

    If it's a dark colour it sucks all the light and life out of a room and just feels depressing.

    I just don't get it. Wood floors always, modern or rustic. A rug if you must.

    Don't get me started on carpeted office floors...

    The only carpet in the whole world that is anything decent is those in Singapore Airport - the only time I've ever noticed and complimented a carpet.

    • Before you comment, yes I know you can get a Dyson and vacuum it, I hate that push and shoving you have to do with vacuuming carpet. Wood floors are so easy.shapesalad
    • https://media.gqmaga…tank02
    • That is like your opinion mantank02
    • biggest source of indoor air pollution and huge source of microplastics. https://www.lung.org…sarahfailin
    • carpet is gross. i don't understand why people use it.Krassy
    • you mean this shit? https://cdn.carpetri…tank02
    • https://www.youtube.…scarabin
    • Yup, carpets suck assbabydick_
    • carpet cleaning causes chemical poisoning. John Travolta's son sadly found out.hotroddy
    • i never thought about carpet as gross. now I know!kaiyohtee
    • Carpet is for the Boomers.utopian
    • Carpet puncher sounds like a euphamismMrT
    • Rug munchernb
    • Rugs are good thoughinteliboy
    • Carpet Bangerutopian
    • Try a jute rug. Biodegradable, easy to clean, durable and cheap.seldon
    • Dirt floors ftw. Never have to vacuum, safe for the environment. Toss down some hay if you’ve got companyscarabin
    • yerba mate contains a known carcinogen.zardoz
    • That's why Argentines and Uruguayans are so nutsChimp
    • My parents had carpet in the bathroom in the 80s. Thankfully they have some shit tiles now.Chimp
    • lol, I had high quality carpet out into the bedrooms over wood floors and nothing you say is problematic with them is actually true. Lol.monospaced
    • You absolutely can clean them, dust and debris is not the problem you make it out to be. 2 years no stains or odor. No fading. Not depressingmonospaced
    • Wait, we are talking about pubes right?_niko
  • sarahfailin0

    babies-- get your shit together, babies!!

  • tank0220

    For The cops who kicked in my door, because they got the wrong house during a domestic call. Double punches for leaving just a note and a flimsy padlock. Triple punches for the cops at the station who lost the key for the padlock.
    And punches all around for totally destroying the wood of the door. I had to come back from fucking holidays. Fuck cops, fuck em all

  • section_0141

    My stupid fucking "smart" TV that stops what I'm watching, goes blank, and takes two minutes to restart (or whatever-the-fuck it's doing) just to show me some god damn ad about a different streaming service.

    It does this once a day, at minimum. And, half the time it gets stuck rebooting. So, I have to switch the power strip off and on to get it to work again. I used to have the power strip hidden behind everything, but now it's out in front since I have to do it everyday.

    My favorite part is: It only does when a show is on. I could leave it on the Netflix home screen for 4 hours, and it will just sit there. It waits until I'm 40 minutes into a movie like a piece of shit.

    I know I could just get a Roku or whatever, but that seems so stupid, when the apps are all built in.

    Fuck you TV! (it's a Vizio, btw).

    • Get an Apple TV or other similar streamer. You won’t have that happen ever again.monospaced
    • It’s not stupid to get an external device. They are superior, faster, and receive regular updates unlike your tv which has none of that.monospaced
    • My Samsung Frame does this (but doesn’t show an ad.) It’s just old and faulty I thinknb
    • Yeah. Get an Apple TV. The remote sucks but you can use your phone. It's a cheap one-time investment you'll have for years.CyBrainX
    • Record the behavior upload to youtube complain loudlycannonball1978
  • SimonFFM6

    The guy who stole my bike while I was in the gym from 8-9am. It was locked to a post.

    I used to ride this bike, because it's an old everyday bike and I didn't expect it to get stolen.

    Now, some asshole probably sells it for 30 bucks, just to buy some drugs.

    Another reason to not wanting to live in Frankfurt anymore...

    • fuck, man :(
      Sorry :(... I've had the same shit occur more than once (fuck Frankfurt, fuck St. Louis, fuck Chicago and FUCK, PHOENIX!!!) 3x to me in 25 yrs
      PonyBoy
    • It was the first time for me, so I may be lucky.SimonFFM
    • let's hope it was stolen to buy some foodimbecile
    • ^ no one steals a bike to buy foodSimonFFM
    • Half the bikes I owned were stolen. This possibly dates back to the 60s. I grew up on Long Island, NY, in a nice neighborhood and 3 were stolen. All were lockedCyBrainX
    • I've lived in Manhattan for 22 years and have had 3 more stolen. They were all locked too. I work remotely now and I keep the new bike in a locked bike room.CyBrainX
    • ^ my new bike is locked in our cellar; my everyday bike which isn't even sexy got stolen, so stupid. 6 stolen ones is tough.SimonFFM
    • simon, ignorant statement, but whatever. my point was... https://www.youtube.…imbecile
    • 3 stolen bikes here, feel your pain. What kind of lock do you use?garbage
    • Locks don't stop everyone. Any bike can be stolen. The most overlooked theft prevention is a locking system for the wheels and seat.CyBrainX
    • They can still cut any lock but they're way less likely to steal something that can't have the wheels or seat removed.CyBrainX
    • Oh I know. I've got some basic lockpicking skills under my belt for pentest reasons.garbage
    • I run a KryptoLok S2, and it's probably the best weight to safety that I have found. I've gotten bored and tried to pick it and haven't yet.garbage
    • But your point stands: any power saw will be able to brute force it in 10 minutes or so.garbage
    • Better to have ridden and lost, than never ridden at all..slappy
    • @garbage A power saw can do it in a few seconds. I once stole back my own bike. It's a long story but it was the best vengeance I ever had in my life.CyBrainX
    • lol, I'm sure it was. Cut time on my lock is long enough for me to notice, but bike thieves are notoriously inventive.garbage
    • There's somebody around here that finds a locked-up bike, and adds their own lock to it. Then presumably waits for the owner to come back..garbage
    • ..not be able to get their bike, and when they leave in frustration opens their lock and breaks the other.garbage
  • jagara8

    "What about my right not to be offended"

    • Not many people use these words but tons of them feel it right down to their corenb
    • Some dingbats think it's an actual right.jagara
    • There are no such thing as rights, ultimately.cannonball1978
    • Who said this?monospaced
    • What about my offence at your right?shapesalad
    • I'm offended that you spelled "offense" as "offence". That's Redcoat typin'.garbage
    • as a Redcoat I'm offended since "garbage" should really be "rubbish".MrT
    • lol, ok let's meet in the middle at "detritus". Also, don't tell detritus.garbage
    • lol I'm just glad you lol'dMrT
  • jagara0

    Fruitarians. That is possibly the dumbest diet out there. Go vegan if you must, but no, just no.