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- PonyBoy5
Mom & Pop clients.
Fuck if you don't drain me of my sanity and time... you stretch your fucking dollar as far as you can leaving me to fuck over my well-paying clients.
This could be more of a punches for me again... for saying 'yes' to this shit at the outset. :/
- my mom hires various wordpress guys for her travel agency, the shit she tells me she complains about makes me so glad I'm not doing her siteYakuZoku
- PonyBoy4
To follow up my last post...
This is the quality of the imagery provided by said Mom & Pop shop... and they just asked if I could "remove the plastic wrap" because it makes the "image look unprofessional"...
- Easy answer. No. Or else way out of scope and expensive. Next.monospaced
- can you charge for the extra time or are you on retainer or something?scarabin
- I low-key love doing this sort of retouchingscarabin
- I enjoy all the work—from design to retouching etc... they're just up my ass about launching but keep adding shit. I'm retained btw—one price & I'm your bitch.PonyBoy
- $10k at least for "making it work"grafician
- Nah. I’ll knock yer socks off in 2 hrs @ $70/hrscarabin
- That includes AI hi-res upscalingscarabin
- nb5
$500 Client: “I just feel as though with this investment I am about to make in you, that we should understand how our lives are about to change and I need results and you need to bring them, I am entrusting you with our livelihood and lives”
$10,000 Client: “Money sent, thanks”
Designers: “I will continue to accept work from $500 clients.”
- Nairn2
'holibobs'.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/…
I've literally never heard it before last week and have since read it in two emails from different clients this week.
- I'd say 'kill it before it breeds', but if it's Urban Dictionary already, it's simply too late.Continuity
- +inContinuity
- what's the bobs part supposed to mean?Gnash
- 'it's cute', Gnash. See second entry in UrbanDictionary...Nairn
- ahGnash
- Don't forget to eat your veggiweggies.shapesalad
- THANKS, BREXITnb
- ugh that's supremely annoyingMrT
- Typically, only women use this term with me, wanting to sound cuteIanbolton
- Me and my wife say this to each other to remind us of how bad life could be if we married someone who said it un-ironicallyDaveO
- Faggy gobbledygook newspeak commie bullshit********
- Wait, isn’t ‘bobs’ east-Asian for ‘boobs’?
Could also say, holivageneGnash
- sted0
all the stupid lies about why the fuck you don't want to get your ass into work today.
- first time i was responsible for more than 2 colleagues i had to find out how fucking weird and recognizable :) these things are.sted
- i mean i just have to hear your voice one time when you are really sick, all other pretenses are unnecessary in the future.sted
- <- bytheway that's a 6-8 hour roadblock :Dsted
- jagara2
People who unironically use the word cyberspace
- Peopel still do? Oh, dear.Continuity
- *peopleContinuity
- C Y B E R W O R D Zgrafician
- Do they say it while surfing the World Wide Web?Chimp
- i_monk5
Having to relaunch Finder every couple of hours so quick preview works again.
- i_monk3
The genius UI designers at Microsoft for deciding every image downloaded through Teams should be renamed "MicrosoftTeams-image".
- CyBrainX1
Wrike
What a demonic layer of Hell that garbage is. This is supposed to make my job easier? Projects that last a few days that put me in 9 tasks that require my status updates and generate emails for every change in status and when I'm assigned, or someone makes comments. I know I could tell Wrike to stop emailing me for some of those things but I'm scared that in all of the mess I'll miss a deadline. I love everything else about my job but that shit is a real problem. I'm 6 months in and have used it for freelance with two other companies in the past. Maybe it's the way my company sets up projects. It's too convoluted for me to even tell.
- ********0
Blogging in public
- mort_14
- CLINTutopian
- good one.CyBrainX
- HIs success is an utter mystery to me.Nairn
- What did he do?NBQ00
- Who is it?sab
- It's that guy from Cats!palimpsest
- https://www.youtube.…zardoz
- Tom Hawkins? Patty Dangerfield? Both from the Catssab
- Extrovert 100%. His neck fat could easily absorb any punches thrown at him.shapesalad
- Leave Farley be.garbage
- Actually was great in One Man Two Guv'norsNonEntity
- that is one weird-looking hamsterrzu-rzu
- One of the greatest reddit AMA's:
https://www.reddit.c…Akagiyama - He's so safe and boring lolpango
- lol Akagiyama, I forgot about thatNairn
- jagara6
People who talk to old people like they talk to kids. Condescendingly treating them like someone cute and fragile, not to be taken too seriously.
Sometimes their political views can be stale, and their knowledge of the world today can be limited. But unless they’re senile, treat them as what they are. Adults, who might have 2 to 3 times more experience than you. No matter how different you feel from them, the number of days spent on earth still matters.
- Sorry, that was too long for me to read, can you tell me in child speak?shapesalad
- Old people smart, treat them like they smartjagara
- Treat idiots like shit.palimpsest
- why do they smell so bad though?fadein11
- In general, yeah. But it depends on the individual. All three of my grandfathers lost their minds to dementia, and it was the only way to get them to respond.garbage
- Shit, one of them would get angry if you didn't. He accused me of being a draft dodger for saying "Papa, let's go it's suppertime."garbage
- I did say “unless they’re senile”! ;)jagara
- My bad jag, missed that part.garbage
- Do not talk to kids like that either.ApeRobot
- Well, my tone tends to change a little when talking to a two-year old :)jagara
- utopian0
People who refer to grown ass men as "kids", especially when referring to endearing sports players. The same people refer kids who get in trouble with the law...as adults and should be charged as such.
- What the non-binary fuck are you on about?palimpsest
- You really need to proof read before posting, but I see what you're saying. I guess.jagara
- jagara2
"eck cetra"
- ********-2
My coworker who talks about astrology and goes to a psychic.
- Nairn-1
The junkie who after getting of the bus I'd just left, made a spastic-stupid dash across a busy road (Seven Sisters at Finsbury Park at school-leaving time on a Friday evening...), in the process dropping a large-looking canister from his pocket, which I idly stared at, assuming it was Nitrous, before a car drove over it, the fucking thing exploded and the can whizzed close enough to my person to cause me a moment of sincere consternation.
Thankfully it wasn't nitrous as .. well, that feels like it could've exploded badly. Instead, it was a fucking can of Right Guard or something, so a second after realising the closeness of the shave, I was engulfed in a cloud of fetid teenage guff.
Fucking junkies. With apologies to mort_ or anyone else who thinks I should have more sympathy for junkies.
- Also, I need to buy myself one of those large 600g nox canisters, before the government close that .. well, it's not a loophole, as it's clearly illegal.Nairn
- hey don't be so harsh - at least he was making an effort to smell pleasant. a better class of junkie.hans_glib
- I was thinking about that y'day, on th ebus, again, wherein there was a trult BO-stanking bloke who everyone was making a fuss about smelling so bad...Nairn
- ...but in that indirect "I'm just going to stand back here waving my hands and complaining loudly without direclty confronting" manner, and I ...Nairn
- ...was thinking I'd honestly rather smell honest to god BO than the same masked by Lynx volatile hydrocarbons, lofting even more stench into my nose.Nairn
- This is something I wish I could have seen from a respectable distance. I'm glad you didn't get deodorized.CyBrainX
- 'The closeness of the shave'
I see what you did there.Continuity - ha, that struck me too after I wrote it, and for a picosecond I was going to claim it, before remembering it was deodorant, not shaving gel :)Nairn
- They made shaving cream in North America, once upon a time. :DContinuity
- Ramanisky25
- I could buy a whole cup of coffee a day for that shitYakuZoku
- hoes before brosutopian
- Daaaaayummonospaced
- Wownb
- NBQ0010
The mainstream media obsession with monarchy and the Queen. We get it she's dead. Now stop putting it on the top you cunts.
- Let's simplify this: The Monarchy.
Princess dress-up time pretend dictator figureheads shouldn't be worshipped. Get your priorities straight.CyBrainX - my 'merican opinion doesn't mean shit... but ffs—the amount of £ and pomp put into burying the old girl is painfully wasteful... get the fuck off my tv alreadyPonyBoy
- They've had all this shit saved up for yonks. But at least it's bringing everyone together ... lol. FWIW I couldn't care less.MrT
- Let's simplify this: The Monarchy.
