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- doggydoggdog0
- This is one of those WAY to specific ones. Just say Tiktok, done.CyBrainX
- shapesalad1
Punches for websites that you land on and immediately have a 'newsletter' overlay ----- but you can't close it!!!
...because the fucking 'cookies' overlay at the page bottom is taking z-index priority.
- Signs getting old, I miss the days when you landed on a website, and that was it. Nothing to close and get off from the page.shapesalad
- At last popup windows of 17 years ago could be blocked with a popup blocker.shapesalad
- Is there a signup/login/newslet... with us overlay blocker?shapesalad
- *newsletter / cookies / chat with usshapesalad
- i_monk1
People who think every three- or four-letter computer word must be an acronym.
Mac → MAC
Word → WORD
etc
- PonyBoy2
I'm not sure who gets the punches...
A. The local shop that sells the product for $220 retail but was 'kind enough' to send me a 40% coupon that I could use toward said product
B. Amazon for having the exact product at normal retail of $110 which could eventually put the local shop out of biz
- C. The local independent shop that has shit for inventory making you regret wasting your time going to their store at all. And he’s the most expensive too.monospaced
- shapesalad-6
Tonys Chocolonely:
Ingredients:
sugar, dried whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin)£3.60 for 180g of mostly Sugar.
You can get 90% Lindt for £1.60 per 100g. Which is mostly chocolate and not sugar, and still 'FairTrade'.
- always wondered about those, appealing packaging thospl33nidoru
- If you want to make money, sell sugar.shapesalad
- Like selling CrackYakuZoku
- Just looking at the label you know it’s junk. Design success right there.monospaced
- It's actually not bad, and of course ss is missing the wood for the trees here, because the company makes what people actually want. Not ss tho, obvs.Nairn
- Their dark chocolate's ok and caramel sea salt one's quite filthy. https://tonyschocolo…Nairn
- Personally, I love dark chocolate, but to think that Lindt is some paragon is.. well, it undermines the attempt at pretention.Nairn
- Pretention? IT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT, NAIRN, YOU FUCKPIG. 'Pretension'.
*undermines own conceits*Nairn - I’m just saying that the label screams that it is probably not for discerning chocolate connoisseurs, which is a design success. No surprise it’s just sugar.monospaced
- I'm not sure I agree with that. Also, it's not 'just sugar' as opposed to other brands of comparable quality that are as equally not 'just sugar'.Nairn
- Label communicates hipster (a meaningless term these days, but),
hipster = overpriced, but qualityjagara - I eat it sometimes. It's very good. But very also overpriced.jagara
- wifey loves it and she is a choc freak. i don’t mind the taste, but hate the design.scruffics
- shapesalad-2
A job I saw on LinkedIn for a:
'Brand & Motion Designer'
Requirements:
Design and create brand assets across both print and digital;
Lead the design of company digital and physical magazine;
+4 years creating brand and graphical designs across print and digital;ok... but also:
Experience creating motion graphics;
Create video and 3D animated videos;and
Experience with Figma,
Fuck sake, which? What? A jack of everything?
There's no way you can be great at Figma, at print and digital, a good eye for proper graphic design, working on branding *and* do 3D - not for static work, but motion/video work... which is a beast of a skill to master and learn and keep on top of.
- No salary range mentioned... but you know it's going to be £35k...shapesalad
- And provide your own equipment type of shit as it's 100% remote.shapesalad
- Also must be full insured, available for daily meetings, and the ability to work over weekends and holidays.utopian
- Sorry to say, but there’s days being able to do it all is not only possible it’s what we expect.monospaced
- It doesn’t Say you have to be great at figma. Just have some experience. So it wants an experienced brand designer who can do some motion.monospaced
- If it’s in house then the brand is already established. You wouldn’t be doing brand design as much as just executing campaigns.monospaced
- Updating the magazine, digital and print, and some video. Standard stuff these days.monospaced
- Yeah, well, can't they say something like - "ability to figure out and use softwares like Figma or C4D as required on a project by project basis." yes I canshapesalad
- I've looked at Figma, seems simple. But never had a project where I needed it. But yeah, give me a day and I'm confident I can figure it out, as I can use C4D..shapesalad
- ... which is far more complex and I have decade of Adobe use.shapesalad
- I'm say, if you want a designer with good taste, style, eye - then it's super rare that they have the technical ability for complex 3D and big UI projects.shapesalad
- A few are like that.. but they are at big global brands on a 6 figure salary.shapesalad
- Not an in-house job, in a small city, in a small european country for a unknown brand.shapesalad
- Well, I’m one of the big brand guys with a 6 fig salary and I’m expected to do it all and do it well, always with great design at the coremonospaced
- But fuck figma. That’s for the junior of juniors who we want to do the production work (aka button design)monospaced
- yeah, see you are at the top big brand company and well paid, that job was in Braga Portugal for a tiny non known company.shapesalad
- I've been on interviews where the job description doesn't match what the people say in the interview. It's an old job posting no one bothered to update.CyBrainX
- £35k in Portugal? Good luck getting that muchdmay
- this is the skillset of most working brand designers i know + a ton more on top. it's just the job, not jack of all trades at allkingsteven
- yup, kingmonospaced
- Nairn7
Whoever sent a single word message - 'Hello' - to my WhatsApp from a number I don't recognise, you passive aggressive fucker.
- Sorry.palimpsest
- Ah yeah, fuck those, including coming from people you know, get to the point!spl33nidoru
- It was AdeleNBQ00
- your drug dealer?fadein11
- Mrs Nairn on a burner?Continuity
- It was medrgs
- "Is it me you're looking for" coming up nextgrafician
- So I do have the right number...imbecile
- I think I actually tried calling you a couple of years back, imbecile, so perhaps! Now, what WAS that for? I forget.Nairn
- Fuck WhatsApp, get Signal********
- zzzNairn
- https://www.youtube.…kaiyohtee
- lol, you absoilute cunt - i get that song as an ohrwurm surprisingly often..!
Such a good flick.Nairn - haha indeed!kaiyohtee
- Any dick butt attached?pango
- Who on earth would punch dick butt?CyBrainX
- Why wouldn't you punch dick butts?pango
- scarabin6
This vile abomination designed by campbell’s to sell cans of their gelatinous mushroom muck. The word “traditional” was used heavily when it was introduced, and everyone just bought into it. Blows my mind that this somehow slithered its way into thanksgiving and to this day everyone chooses to ignore its awfulness.
- I love this stuff, especially the French's Crispy Onions.fooler
- I’ll eat the onions out of the bag, but that grey goo turns my stomachscarabin
- it’s the corporate infiltration that turns me off the most thoughscarabin
- What ... is it?Continuity
- Is this food?Gnash
- Green Bean Casserole. I remember it being alright....Akagiyama
- 100 agreed, GBC is garbage.garbage
- the laziest recipe everBonSeff
- I don't hate it but I never reach for it eitherYakuZoku
- https://vintagerecip…prophetone
- it's not very greenMrT
- just make it keto and stop being obeseshapesalad
- green beans, simmered in butter + add double cream, salt, pepper, some finely chopped spring onions.shapesalad
- This has never had a place in our thanksgivingmonospaced
- Das cause your parents was too busy churning dat mac n cheese.palimpsest
- The real question is if you's cranberry sauce people.palimpsest
- If the cranberry sauce doesn't have lines on it from the can, I ain't eating it.Akagiyama
- hey pal fuck youmonospaced
- Because they were good cooks, you silly cunt.monospaced
- I wasn't talking about their cooking, chief.
https://youtu.be/9zx…palimpsest
- fooler-3
People who put Marshmallows on Sweet Potatoes.
- People That Eat Sweet Potatoes!utopian
- Downvote for utopian, tooimbecile
- USA for the diabetes #1 GO GO GO insulin resistance go go go!shapesalad
- Actually, Pakistan, French Polynesia, and Kuwait have the highest prevalence, but whatever. Facts are optional on QBNimbecile
- happy with either, but not together. savages!MrT
- Disgusting. This is more disgusting than chocolate on strawberries.CyBrainX
- sweet potatoes and marshmallows are both the work of the devil.
yuk i say, and indeed double yukhans_glib - Hating sweet potatoes is insane. It's one step from hating mangos.CyBrainX
- jagara12
People who have a problem with people liking milk chocolate. Go eat your bitter-ass 97% cacao charcoal dust bar.
More actual chocolate for me.
- Milk chocolate is tight********
- milk chocolate any dayutopian
- Milk chocolate FTWjagara
- Unpopular opinion:
I'm also a fan of white chocolate.
Fight me.Continuity - That’s some meta level punching right here. Well I like all the sorts of chocolate. Is that okay?islandbridge
- i'm going hard on those milka bars.milfhunter
- flol at "more actual chocolate". milk chocolate is less actual chocolate, but whatever. (says the caramac fan.)hans_glib
- More sugar for you - is what you are saying.shapesalad
- White chocolate preference is underground code for 'white supremacy'. Saying your nick name is the 'milky bar kid' opens the hidden door.shapesalad
- 90% Lindt. Once you go 90, you never go back. I buy mostly chocolate. You buy mostly chocolate flavoured sugar.shapesalad
- 90% lindt, melt gentely. Add butter and double cream = perfect nutritional meal.shapesalad
- Milk chocolate is for babies. Hee heeeNBQ00
- I only eat 150% cadbury’s, melted gently with beef tallow. Trust me, i’m an expert at nutritionscarabin
- Mute point, personal prefer Wagyu Beef Dripping, Aldi have it in for £2.shapesalad
- Milk chocolate is tight
- NBQ00-1
Bad UX
I'm so pissed off right now. I spent half a day setting up an account at some site and had to wait for a person to generate my username to be able to login and set my password. And had to wait at least few hours for a response each time because things didn't work.
Then their mobile app do not have the same name as their company/ platform so I spent forever trying to find the damn app in my installed apps list.
Fucking idiots.
- YEAH! Fucking Idiots! Man.. Dude... You should like, delete account and tell them where to shove it! Fucking Idiots!shapesalad
- CyBrainX3
I went to icloud.com to use Find My iPhone and they want to send an authorization code...to my phone.
- mg332
This absolute douchebag, who your average garden variety idiot believed was achieving this physique by eating raw organ meat, liver, animal balls, marrow, and more, and wasn't possibly walking around looking like the second coming of dinosaurs without the use of steroids.
Liver King got caught. Here's your classic "I'm so, so sorry [that I got caught]" apology.
https://www.dexerto.com/entertai…
https://www.rollingstone.com/cul…
If you really want to see how far gone people are, go read the people defending him and supporting him in his IG story:
- lol, did you follow this guy or something? I'm surprised he's on any intelligent human's radar in the first placemonospaced
- mono - out of sheer morbid curiosity. The same reason we follow people like Dan Bilzerian. It's fun to watch the train wreck in slow motion.mg33
- SUB-PRIIIMAALYakuZoku
- those that prefer to watch people fail, than to help others succeed are a waste of human space.imbecile
- Only dumb fucks thought he was nattyNBQ00
- You followed Bilzerian too? I didn’t think functioning adults bothered with this nonsense. :)monospaced
- Not follow really, just oddly intrigued. When you've got nothing else to do on the toilet, it's a way to pass the time.mg33
- PRRRIIIMMAAALLLL********
- Shave his beard off and no one will recognise him. Is his real name even known?zardoz
- ignorance is what keeps these ideas afloat not fun, not curiosity or search for a role model to achieve a healthier life, just the lack of basic knowledge.sted
- @monospaced why ridicule mg? he likes these things, so now what? its like we would laugh at you because of your midgetporn collection.sted
- @sted, sheer morbid curiosity, I suppose. Train wreck bla bla haha. Stop reading into it. Not ridiculously I am simply and honestly surprisedmonospaced
- mg is a big boy, he can handle it. He’s someone I respect sincerelymonospaced
- Next they'll be the big shocker reveal: that Paul brother is juiced and his fights are fixed.garbage
- Did he spray his pants?Nutter
- shapesalad1
Someone contacted me about a video editor / motion design job... the amount of stuff listed in the job description, disciplines and areas of expertise...
It's like asking for a sound designer.
Who can set up mics + mixing desk for live recording, mix live audio.
Master and mix recorded audio to broadcast standards.
Compose in Ableton, knows all the audio plugins, can do sound design and field recording, is up to date with latest music trends and can do cool music remixes, can sketch out ideas and present to high up management, is very creative and able to explain complex themes with simple melodies, can play trombone, drums and banjo (nice to have!), as well as conducting a full philharmonic orchestra and is comfortable jumping into free jazz solos using 5/8 tempos.
- lemmy_k0
The person that labeled my press run "Playmate Calendar" for the cooler brand.
- sted5
People who generate images with an AI and put their signature on it.- haha. yup.dopepope
- That’s actually funnyNBQ00
- from OpenAI playground "Use good judgment when sharing outputs, and attribute them to your name or company"imbecile
- https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- https://openai.com/a…imbecile
- LOL sted upvoted!grafician
- eh, isn't that exists to protect OpenAI from getting sued to the ground? :D individuals are responsible for their generated content and sourced images.sted
- What about AI-generated signatures?Nairn
- I've used a javascript generated signature in the past... on javascript generated art using illustratorimbecile
- Continuity0
I don't know who deserves the punch: YouTube, or Tele München Fernseh GmbH + Co Produktionsgesellschaft VOD. Hell, maybe both.
I'm *in Munich*, you stupid fucking cunts, why block it?!
