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- imbecile-1
Headlight Switch Control Unit - $479.49
- doggydoggdog1
- Who's this obvious douchebag?Continuity
- Prompt?jagara
- Prompt: "obvious douchebag"jagara
- Found him. He's so cool.
https://www.instagra…CyBrainX
- PonyBoy0
apparently Southwest airlines... stranding people and luggage everywhere (including some of my family)... 70+% cancellations (5400 flights)
- Yeah that freak storm came out of nowhere. Nobody predicted this type of disruption.monospaced
- seems SW is the only airline really fucking up thoPonyBoy
- Oh yes indeed.monospaced
- IT problems and their choice of logistics, where planes fly circular routes, rather than hub/spoke with frequent returns to 'base' for maintenance.Nairn
- I'm a Brit with zero interest in American airlines or their problems, yet I somehow 'know' this. Ergo, I read waaay too much shit on the internet.Nairn
- scarabin5
You play one fireplace video...
- Haha I actually discovered that Netflix has this now. Put it on last night to try to sleep and it worked like a charm, slept like a baby for once_niko
- It'd be nice to toggle suggestions gathering when going down the random rabbit hole on something.section_014
- accidentally clicked a maya tut looking at blender tuts and for a month after, wanna learn maya? hey, psst... how about some maya? maya, you know you want it.imbecile
- my home page on YT is still all christmas music shit.Akagiyama
- this happened to me a few weeks ago alsocotton
- section_0142
Comcast.
They have a monopoly on cable internet. I literally have no other option for anything over 25mbps (or whatever DSL is). My bill goes up every year, and I can't do shit. I can't even downgrade.
400mbps is the slowest plan now. 100 is honestly plenty for me, and most households. At my old office we had an entire office building running off a single 500mbps connection. This was probably 50-60 employees, including VPN clients coming in, and like 5 websites using the upstream connection. Plus, a public WIFI! And, it wasn't slow.
Is everyone 4k streaming now? These fuckers still have a 1TB cap on bandwith. That number could be hit binge-watching a show over the weekend in 4k.
- *not including VPN clients. That was another 10 people, give or take.section_014
- Every cable company is horrible. Worse than airlines. Their customer service policy seems to be Fuck You.CyBrainX
- Mm, the monopolistic practices of these companies is a pecularily American construct in 'the West'.Nairn
- The odd thing is where I am in NYC, I have Verizon, Spectrum and RCN as options but they're all awful.CyBrainX
- As a pro video guy, Comcast became my nemesis after the pandemic (upload caps to ~5mpbs). Was lucky that fiber came into my area so I switched.evilpeacock
- Verizon kicks ass. I get gigabit fiber into my house for cheaper than most competitors bundled packages. No fees.monospaced
- In the Seattle area CenturyLink 1GB fiber w/o caps costs about $5 more than a 200mbps Comcast plan that caps to 5mpbs upload after 1min.evilpeacock
- jagara0
People who pronounce "thank you" as "dink yao".
Like "oh ma gaahd, dink yao!"
- Asian?NBQ00
- More like Californian, I think. Not sure, I'm from Europe.jagara
- My first thought was some sort of southern hemisphere English accent. SA or NZ.Continuity
- She sounded very much American.jagara
- Definitely more valley girl than kiwi.jagara
- I checked now, she was from Miami.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯jagara - yup valley girlpango
- https://www.youtube.…pango
- < She sounded more or less exactly like that, OH MY GAWWD DINK YAOOjagara
- spl33nidoru0
This is getting old
- quislinghans_glib
- Why? Honest question.monospaced
- Is it hard to ignore a guy who doesn’t concern you or anyone in any way at all and who is pretty much doing nothing concerning in this world?monospaced
- U're right, not that hard to ignore him, I just find endlessly milking his woe is me prince story into a business and the exposure he gets for it hard to stand.spl33nidoru
- Pussy Whippedutopian
- How is having two kids and buying a nice house in montecito to raise a family semi normal pussy whipped? Grow up.monospaced
- ^ what about consistently shitting publicly on your family ?spl33nidoru
- for profitspl33nidoru
- ********0
Youtubers with sad rooms:
- sarahfailin0
Pop songs that cynically remake older popular songs like "Angel" by Shaggy that rips off "Angel of the Morning"
"Play that Song" by Train that rips off "Heart and Soul" might be the most egregious and terrible. I flipped out when I heard it playing in a grocery store. I can't believe that anyone voluntarily listens to it.
- lol...I listened to that Train song for the first time thanks to your post. That was truly awful :)yuekit
- I think this has its origin in sampling by hip hop artists but yeah it starts to resemble how Hollywood remakes the same movies every year.yuekit
- Haha, that's awful. I never knew Train were 'that' bandIanbolton
- Look up the lyrics to "Hey, Soul Sister" if you really want to know how terrible of a band Train issarahfailin
- The words "untrimmed chest" make me violently angry.
Also Maroon 5's "Memories" using Canon in D Major.Akagiyama
- Nairn0
lol.
Lyric sites that appear to be robot-generated.
I've just checked lyrics for a song for my daughter and I to bounce around the kitchen in and.. the first site I found had them *completely* wrong haha
- jagara3
Round toilet bowls.Sitting normally, you will make the mother of all skidmarks in the back of the bowl.
Align your butthole with the drain, your genitals will now be positioned over the edge of the bowl, making taking pee & and poo a 2-step operation, which might be muscularly tricky, depending on how much you have to go.
- And yes, I have both male and female verdicts on this. It sucks.jagara
- I have to say, that's a more detailed explanation of why round toilets deserve punches than I expected. You really thought your bodily functions out.Continuity
- As for the back-of-the-bowl skidmark, nothing peeing on it can't fix.Continuity
- Also, you would *hate* living in The Netherlands: their toilets have a shit shelf, so you can inspect what you've committed in its entirety. And not submerged.Continuity
- I said skidmarks, it's actually the poo piling up in the back, potentially until there is no more room, and... yeah. Problematic.jagara
- try straddling the pan, facing forwardszardoz
- The two images, side by side, look like some weird choral instruction by huge-mouthed, tiny-eyed sex toy interfaces.Nairn
- i've been in bathrooms where elongated would obstruct the door. both are better than a hole in the ground.imbecile
- i never knew round bowls existedmilfhunter
- I also didn't know, until i rented that Airbnb in Romania.jagara
- I somehow manage.monospaced
- ********1
Velma
- You actually sat down and watched it?scarabin
- I tried and it's literal torture. People involved in this shit should be jailed for life.********
- 8% on rotten tomatoesscarabin
- About what i’d give scooby doo anywayscarabin
- Scooby Doo was always such dumb shit to begin with.CyBrainX
- It was a pretty harmless cartoon for little kids (from the 70's)********
- Critical Drinker has an amusing video on it.zardoz
- sted5
Stolen Luggage ‘Prank’
- https://rivercitypos…sted
- crazy worldAQUTE
- jfc fucking pranks are all very funny unless you're the victim. ffs why hang onto his shirt?hans_glib
- Disgusting. We should start a Prison For thread starting with this asshole.CyBrainX
- (for the "pranker" obviously)CyBrainX
- How can the airport operator allow this?
I would beat the shit out of this guy, especially when on a trip what lasts multiple tens hours, without sleepsted - this is hilarious, I'm going to do this with cars, steal someone's Porsche and if they stop me say "it's just a prank bro!"_niko
- You'll get even more laughs if you kidnap babies. New parents are always good sports about a good prank like that.CyBrainX
- Even pretending to steal luggage should be automatic arrest and immediate no fly list for at least a year. Assault wasn’t necessarily warranted tho.monospaced
- ultimate gazillion views guaranteed airport prank would be grabbing a kid from a mother, her support animal, and luggage at the same time.sted
- He should have just taken it back and reported the kid to the police instead.monospaced
- Fuck that guy that “stole” the man’s luggage. And fuck all these idiot YouTube /ticktock pranksters.lvl_13
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
- sted6
lol i just love how qbn works :D- What rhymes with you-ree-mon ?YakuZoku
- Awww trying to attack me cuz I posted before him about his crush Paris Hilton
This you? https://www.qbn.com/…grafician - ahaha yuri was at least funny sometimes.sted
- @grafician you sad little dick, you don't even know why I posted that.sted
- well I'm a lot of things, but mind reader is not one of them Karen!
But tell us why you posted that if you're so inclined?grafician - Or don't, we couldn't care less about you and your efforts to be popular this year
(3 posts on the main page, wow sted, you go baby, just like your crush Parisgrafician - wow how many are there of you?
and why is it that it's always the inept, bitchy grafician is the one who is shitposting at 3-4am CET?sted - < this is YOUR post, not mine
I'm out, keep talking to the wallsgrafician - yeah and i think its funny that you still can't stop, its 5am now lol.sted
- You don’t need sleep as a low level designer who works in productmonospaced
- 190k/year and some company benefits.palimpsest
