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- NBQ006
I know this is repeating often here but...
.webp
and whoever invented this (I know it was somebody at Google).
- I produced 200 Bosch product cards just before xmas. All the images were webp format. Worked fine in InDesign! hahaIanbolton
- It’s only a problem because our design software doesn’t like it hahamonospaced
- Rename the extension to ".tif"; open in Paint (of all things) and save as a .JPG, file size increases about 3x. Use as normal.theonlyengineerhere
- I use this Chrome extension to just save as PNG: https://chrome.googl…BaskerviIle
- +1 monoYakuZoku
- You can open those bitches in Photoshop.CyBrainX
- Akagiyama2
- they serious?dopepope
- yeah man, health bread costs extra_niko
- is this in Pesos?YakuZoku
- No its Rubles.utopian
- No it's in cling wrap.MrT
- Thank you Obama!Beeswax
- I don't really understand why so many people buy this food instead of just preparing it themselves. You can also bake bread quite easily.SimonFFM
- what the fuck is health bread?Ianbolton
- would pay the price with delight if there would be nutella in it...neverscared
- pizza slice 1 dollar. and this is why Americans are unhealthymilfhunter
- https://gothamist.co…SimonFFM
- @milf In what weird universe do you live where a slice is a dollar? A single slice of cheese at our local basic chain is $4.garbage
- If you do a walkby, grab and go at one of the legit pizzerias here, that slice is $5 or 6.garbage
- I do not want to know what a $1 slice tastes like.garbage
- that bread is not healthy, its marginally better than the white bread. It's just stupid marketing for stupid people.shapesalad
- @garbage one of those places in New York:
https://goo.gl/maps/…
Doesn't look to bad in my opinion.milfhunter - it's interesting that you never heard of this concept. But the prices will go up since everything is being hit by inflation.
https://www.nytimes.…milfhunter - You can make healthy bread with white flour if you only add yeast+salt+water. If you add shite to brown flour, sugar and ve oils, it's not healthy.shapesalad
- https://www.nytimes.…milfhunter
- Airport prices!stoplying
- You can make delicious bred with only flour, water and salt. It’s not easy, but I love sour dough.SimonFFM
- Regarding 4$ cheese slices, how big is one slice? And what kind of cheese is it (milk, origin)? I think even 1€ per slice is a lot.SimonFFM
- there are lots of 1$ a Slice pizza places in NYC.dopepope
- Yeah, Seattle food is pretty garbage. I will say one of my friends is from Williamsburg, and when visiting he was down with our NYC slice spots.garbage
- I was surprised, because I kind of took him there as an experiment. But good pizza here is rare, so they can charge a premium.garbage
- hans_glib0
the fucking bbc - to access their website you now need to sign in. fucking cunts
- Which website? iPlayer has been like that for years, news you don't or main homepage. What the dickens are you talking about?fadein11
- It's annoying for the radioPhanLo
- hardly unique to BBC thoughfadein11
- i just use spotify to listen to podcasts from the beeb. No way i'm downloading another fucking app just for their content, x week delay or nay.Nairn
- think he was talking about the website, phaps its been rolled out gradually, i dnt have to login for anything aside from iplayerfadein11
- ah, sorry, i was replying to @phonehome.Nairn
- We don't have a TV LIcense, so we haven't used iPlayer in... what? 8 years now?Nairn
- license only applies to live TV doesn't it? May be totally wrong thoughfadein11
- No, for iPlayer too. Funny thing is (having just declared we don't need one the other week) - they state you need a license if you watch/stream live TV from ...Nairn
- ..foreign broadcasters! Like, wtf? Get out.
I've been meaning to check if that covers live youtube streams, etc.
Surely not?Nairn - So'd I'd need to spend £1x0 each year to watch the occasional SpaceX lve launch stream? I assume very much not. But then, they are shysters.Nairn
- So'd?Nairn
- i watch barely any TV these days but still pay license like a toolfadein11
- thought it only applied to live channels and radio, didnt think it applied to catchupfadein11
- actually yes, if i am logged out it always asks if i have a license. you are correct. sure i heard someone ranting about the live thing though a while back...fadein11
- recently moved and had a series of very aggressive letters from them. Going legal way too quick ha.fadein11
- They're nasty cunts, they really are.Nairn
- weird, yesterday i had to log in just to see the website, but now it's back to normal. teh power of teh qoob!hans_glib
- jbasnight1
GoDaddy. I hate them with the white hot intensity of a 1,000 suns. Alternatives?
- I mean, yeah? But for what sort of thing do you need hosting, and where?Nairn
- Dreamhostskwiotsmith
- rzu-rzu4
must be a TL, many times over
Telemarketers
Got a call today, some dude from Vodafone selling their shit whatever
I tried to be polite first, he kept babbling, I told him to shut up, he hung up
for next few minutes I was continuously receving phonecalls from various numbers, about 5 calls a minute, blocked all of them eventuallynever had anything to do with Vodafone, now I do want to have something to do with Vodafone until Vodafone is no more
I was having a nice relaxing day off, and now since that shit happened I want to be a nazi distributing cancer to babies
telemarketers, please kill yourselves
- Robinson list?Miesfan
- yup, donerzu-rzu
- I love when they call me from prefixes in the UK, and they want to help me take my money to a tax haven... I like to believe myself rich, lolOBBTKN
- don't ever engage with these people, simply hang uphans_glib
- a woman called me and complained I answered the phone with my real name, not a company name. turned out she had the wrong number.SimonFFM
- Don’t they realize it makes their brand seem cheap and nasty. If they didn’t bother with that shit, focused on good service, they’d win all the market share.shapesalad
- scarabin5
- nihilistic shit smearers.
The guys in my city like that are all crusty rich kids who can't draw, ones the son of a famous comedian. BoringPhanLo - *spitYakuZoku
- Caputopian
- I'm with you Phan, fuckers!OBBTKN
- “counter-culture should be what I expect”imbecile
- Could be some anti-gentrification stuff, though from the look of that architecture, jesus christ. That's where dreams go to diePhanLo
- This shit is rampant in New York City right now.CyBrainX
- @phan There are so many infuriating things about this. You don't line out fucking murals.garbage
- And that handstyle? You don't get to use a sembrador de terror if you're a fucking toy.garbage
- Plot Twist: SCK owns Auto Registration Services Insurance.Nairn
- Fumakakapalimpsest
- nihilistic shit smearers.
- jagara0
The 5 year old kid:
"Mom. Mom. MOM!!" *stern look* "Hello! I'm talking to you! Pay attention!"The mom (looks frightened):
"Oh, sorry honey!"I wanted to punch some manners into the kid, but i should probably punch some parenting into the mom.
(I don't punch kids or moms IRL)
- My kid is like this. It's because of his autism. Don't judge so fast.tank02
- Noted. However, I know this kid, not autist, just a spoiled brat.jagara
- This is normal. You don’t have kids jag?monospaced
- Looking frightened is normal?i_monk
- SimonFFM1
Instagram.
Once again.
I unfollowed many accounts an am only following slightly more than 300 people now. And in the past I was already suspecting that Instagram secretly adds people to my following who I never followed.
Now, I just found out that it wasn't just a suspicion. Because I had exported a list of all people I was following and a model appeared in my feed that I never saw. To my surprise Instagram said, I was following her. So, I checked the list, saw that I didn't and unfollowed her again.
How lame is this to program such a stupid algorithm?
Punch, punch, punch...
- Are you sure you weren't hacked? I was and got accounts that weren't in the same universe of anything I would follow. Some were middle-eastern gay teens.CyBrainX
- Feel free to pile on the jokes.CyBrainX
- @cybrainx - Make any new friends?Nairn
- Even if I tried, I don't speak any Arabic languages.CyBrainX
- Not hacked for sure. They put in a model who is followed by other models I follow. It's a strange way of promotion. Happens rarely but it does.SimonFFM
- section_0140
Microsoft, and my Xbox Series X that died exactly two months out of their pitiful 12 month warranty (should have got the extended I guess).
If they sell these things at a loss to make money on games, they should probably make the warranty longer, or put a robust power supply in them. These pricks want $300 to fix it. Which means, I have to fix it myself now.
It's probably the power supply, but I have 0% interest in trying to troubleshoot this thing. Plus, you literally have to take every fucking screw out of it to remove the PS. Why didn't these dipshits just stick to the external power brick! Not to mention, you can't even get an OEM supply (not sure I'd even want OEM, tbh). I'd have to get an aftermarket one, or roll the dice on a used/rebuilt one.
The only reason I got this is because I didn't want to deal with gaming PC's anymore (size + cost), and wanted AAA titles on release day instead of a year later. But, I should have put that $500 into a new PC.
After two red-ringed 360's, and now this bullshit, these guys are dead to me. I'm so pissed off about this. I don't even play the god-forsaken thing that much. Eat shit Microsoft!!
- jagara3
"prompt"
- Ramanisky23
TikTok’rs who made this a trend. How were they able to make it this far in life. Truly astounding stupidity. I wanna throw 1,000’s of haymakers at them. This has to be a troll.
- next level 'magnets' we really live in the age of stupidtank02
- about 10 years ago a physicist tried to explain to me why mirrors mirror horizontally and not vertically, now i know how he feltkingsteven
- ragebaitinteliboy
- They will gladly take any engagements and views. Even if it's rage engagements or repost to show how dumb the video is. They will take it all.pango
- By reposting, you're helping them go further.
:/pango - Wait until they discover where all the food they eat goes, yep you’ve actually got a hole between your legs and poop falls out of it!!!shapesalad
- It's because the paper is not thick enough and the light goes through the paper. If you do it with a sheet of metal you won't see the object.palimpsest
- Pango is right. Also people are so basic and depressing because a matryoshka is a symbol of generational maternity, not this shit.garbage
- Also now that dumb Sniperwolf chick is in my recommends and autoplays. I want to meet her SEO team.garbage
- Just to know how much they pay Google, and if they have any insight to the algo, because it can't just be looks. She's incredibly boring.garbage
- Remember that 100 is the average IQ. Lots of people are idiots.i_monk
- jagara7
Pollen (yearly punch).
- sted2
- Fax_Benson12
Payment runs.
Oh, sorry, your invoice was missed off this month's payment run. We'll make sure to add it to next month's.
Just pay it now. Bank transfer. Yours to mine.
Antiquated horseshit.
- aahhh, "Accounts departments and their bullshit solipsism generally"Nairn
- Ah yeah, 'we don't agree with your 50% advance'. You signed my Terms & Conditions you bag of cuntstank02
- It's the expectation of unilateral imposition of their terms that's so irritating. "Well, my invoice terms are X days - I coudln't give a fuck what yours are"Nairn
- This is why I now ALWAYS charge ahead with 'that sort' of company. Funny how they'll pay when they need and don't have the thing in hand alreadyNairn
- It would be great if it worked both ways.
Sorry I missed the deadline, I'll send it next month.palimpsest - Fuck you, pay me!OBBTKN
- Sorry, I turned the work into an NFT, please pay 5 ETH quick, before your rivals outbid you for it - you'll get the final deliverables as part of the sale.shapesalad
- Yeah no worries, just don't forget to honor the contract and add the extra 25% for the delayed payment. thxbyested
- Yuuuppp.
#PrayForFreelancersideaist
- canoe0
This insatiable bastard has to put his mug everywhere.
- Who?NBQ00
- lol dat SEO guyYakuZoku
- https://i.kym-cdn.co…_niko
- Hahaha, well he certainly needs lessons in UX and usability. Here's what happens when I scroll down to the bottom:
https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity - Cuntity, lol, I just had to say that word. Seriously, my friend, he bought the site, changed the colors slightly and put his face on it...canoe
- The only lesson Neil Patel needs to learn is to not be so..... Neil Patel.canoe
- doggydoggdog6
Ozempic is a perfect example of how anti-fat bias drives us in the opposite direction. Because when they realized that weight loss was a side effect of this drug for some folks and that they could deliver what looked like really dramatic weight loss with minimal side effects, they immediately started marketing in that direction very aggressively.
[Ozempic] is not the only weight loss drug being marketed that way. There's also Wegovy, which the FDA just approved for use in ages 12 and up. ... And so what we're doing, again, is saying, "We're acknowledging the anti-fat bias is a problem. We're acknowledging that it's terrible to treat people in big bodies badly. But if we can just make everyone thin, that goes away." And again, the solution to racism is not to make everyone white. The solution to homophobia is not to make everyone straight. This is not how we as a culture want to be proceeding on this issue.
This bitch is comparing fat shaming to racism and getting press.
- holy shit i just heard her on NPR this morning and had to switch stations. she's definitely got an imagination. next rock star graphic designer.doesnotexist
- Shame on NPR and NYT for featuring such ridiculousness.doggydoggdog
- It's amazing anyone would have her position.CyBrainX
- Fucking fat whore********
- Saying she is a whore is little over the top there mate. like me calling you a Herpes riddled gross Midget.. we all know you are not a Midget..hydro74
- Wow, that escalated quickly.maquito
- “Fucking fat whore?”
What about anonymous talentless nobody?maquito - how about just delusionaldoesnotexist
- Lol you losers, you have no power here********
- You cunts are fucking pathetic, and hydro - your work is so fucking boring, you do the same shit over and over. Fuck me. I'm yawning just thinking about it.********
- bro you good?doesnotexist
- I'm fine, thank you. You?********
- doggydoggdog0
https://wbhm.org/npr_story_post/…
“The chronic experience of weight stigma ... is similar to the research we see on chronic experiences of racism or other forms of bias,” Sole-Smith says. “This raises your stress level. This has you in a constant state of fight-or-flight, and stress hormones are elevated. That takes a toll on our bodies for sure.”
Sole-Smith says parents can combat American diet culture by reclaiming — and normalizing — the word “fat.” Instead of shushing a child in the grocery store who asks why a stranger is so fat, she advises parents to explain that bodies come in lots of shapes and sizes, some fat, some thin.
Sole-Smith, who herself identifies as “small fat,” suggests using the word “fat” as a neutral descriptor, saying it helps “take all the power out of the word. We make it something that can’t be weaponized against us, and that really is the first step towards starting to dismantle anti-fat bias.”
Sole-Smith argues the issue of childhood obesity has become a “proxy,” which obscures larger, systemic problems, including childhood hunger and poverty.
Thin privilege is a concept that is tricky to get our heads around, because if you have it, you don’t really see how much you have it. I mean, it’s a lot like white privilege in that way because you don’t see how much it’s benefiting you. But what we’re talking about with thin privilege is the fact that if you are someone who can wear “straight” sizes [0 to 14], you can walk into The Gap or Target or whatever and find your size easily on the rack. ...
It means when you go to the doctor, your weight is not the first and often only thing that’s talked about. It means you can sit on an airplane and not worry about buckling the seatbelt. You can go to a restaurant without worrying, Will they have booths that are too tight for you to get into while the chairs have arms that are too tight? Physical spaces are built for your body. And whatever your own personal struggles might be ... your body is not a target for the world in the way that someone in a bigger body is.
- This is sending me into a white-hot rage. Ugh.
Whoever thinks being thin/fit is a privilege over being morbidly obese needs to be taken out behind the shed.Continuity - ^ exact. complaining about seats being too small or apparel outlets not having bigger sizes. that's just capitalism, baby! bell curve that shit!doesnotexist
- It's not just capitalism, it's just making the right choices. Taking care of one's body.Continuity
- And this absurd idea that fat-shaming can somehow be equated with homophobia or racism? I choose violence.Continuity
- And Target too. If you're too big to fit into clothes at Target, you clearly have a problem.doggydoggdog
- She probably doesn't floss and cries when her dentist scolds her.doggydoggdog
- 'Stop plaque-shaming me!'Continuity
- This is sending me into a white-hot rage. Ugh.
- PhanLo0
- Matt Lucas & David Walliams?Bluejam
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- NBQ000
Spotify.
They again updated the desktop app without the "New episodes" for Podcasts to be shown. Why?
There's "New episodes" for Podcasts on the mobile app so you can listen to the podcasts in chronological order but not so on the desktop app. WTF?
Am I missing something? How do you listen to the latest podcasts on the desktop app?