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- Noggin1
Both of these turds...
- haha damn this is funny, initially I was like who is this little prick but by the end of it I was loving the absurdity of it all, the leaping over the jew was_niko
- hilarious. Thanks Piers for helping this kid blow up._niko
- I'm glad attention is being brought to this most important matter, more important than the Russia war or the Suppression of Uhyhurs etc.shapesalad
- Akagiyama2
*Reads meme, reads it again, eye starts twitching.
- NBQ001
Smartphone batteries.
Needing a power bank just to get me through the day.
- Nairn3
People who cycle around with a cat in the front basket, looking for attention. You see them on the internet and they're annoying. You see one in the street beaming at you and nodding giddily at his cat going "c'mon, it's a cat. smile! comment! say something! look at the cat! in a bike basket! amazing, isn't it?" no. fuck off.
- I don’t see this.monospaced
- this is why we need flamethrowershans_glib
- It can be lucrative https://www.1bike1wo…zardoz
- well same can be said about everyone doing something to get attention, like tattoos and odd hair cuts.shapesalad
- ... or people whingeing about minorities cooking their own food in their own homes.Continuity
- awwwww, miserable little shitbag! Although, if I saw this for the first time I'd be like "what the fuck is that cunt doing?"Ianbolton
- What if the cat enjoys it and the cat owner just wants to go for a bike ride?CyBrainX
- You've clearly not seen the type of people that do this, then. There's a few of them in LDN now - guy I saw the other day was pure hungry for recognition.Nairn
- 1: Make eye contact.
2: Smile.
3: Say clearly and loudly "I am paying you attention!".shapesalad - regarding the cooking comment from Continunity - the apartment block had a list of regualtions in the foyer and 'strong cooking' smells was listed as an offenceshapesalad
- window very close to each other, someone's cooking smells could easily seep into 8 peoples living rooms. So I had a right to whinge.shapesalad
- Also listed was a rule not to wash rice as it clogged the old drains.shapesalad
- Uh-huh. Of course there are regulations. What amazing happenstance, eh, you miserable spacker?Continuity
- Side-punches for people who walk their cats on leashes. I'm with you Nairn.garbage
- ID GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!pango
- Nairn, I've seen plenty of this in NYC. My thought is always "I wonder if my cat would stand for this."CyBrainX
- But there's no way I'd put a basket on my bike. You're just asking for it to become a trash can - because people. Those are the ones I'd like to punch.CyBrainX
- @pango Lol, trust me. The ones I see look like they're being dragged around by a prison guard.garbage
- If it was a monkey or a dog I'd support but for most cats that's hell.Beeswax
- This sorta shit
https://imgur.com/us…Nairn - Rather see a pussy than the shit from the cunt.moogchild
- *than this shit from a cuntNairn
- You're kind of a grumpy, judgmental cunt tbhcanoe
- no shit? an honour, I suppose, coming from such a lovely chap as yourself.Nairn
- it's not an honor coming from me, but it would be from shapesalad, another miserable gas bag on QBNcanoe
- We three bags of boring are! La dee da dee la dee da da, bearing shit we shit on all! La dee da dee la dee da da!Nairn
- https://encrypted-tb…d_gitale
- i want that backpack!pango
- _niko3
Hey, You want to see something cool?
yes?
ok first watch this annoying ad for something you don't give a shit about and that you can't skip.
- Followed by another 15sec ad for something you don’t give shit about that you can’t skip.Ramanisky2
- yup_niko
- This is why I paid for a YouTube subscription, not even knowing I got the music along with it.CyBrainX
- _niko1
Minimalistic movie posters that make no fucking sense. nobody gets your obscure reference unless they've already seen the movie and even then it's not the crux of the film ffs
- that were ever produced?canoe
- sign your getting oldimbecile
- My issue with these are that Saul Bass was one designer in one era. Be original for God's sake. You're already using an old movie. Try a little.CyBrainX
- it's not even that they bits Saul Bass' style, his posters made sense at least. What's happening in goodfellas? an insurance salesman gets his wings?_niko
- rocky - a man must keep on the run from the long shadow of his past?
Pulp Fiction - A wig musical?_niko - Apocalypse Now- ?!?!?!?!
Matrix - some ominous prank call horror shlock?
Back to the Future - skate flick_niko - These aren’t actual movie posters. Thank goodness.monospaced
- yup. I was just looking for movie poster inspiration for a project and pinterist is full of this shit, like 95% is aren't I so clever garbage like this_niko
- Yeah, these aren't great examples of the form to my eye either.Nairn
- they look like lazy college portfolio pieces. Horrible choices with fonts as well.hydro74
- I'm with Niko, they're appealing because we know the films but they're also lazy and unoriginal. Doing actual movie posters is a nightmare though isn't it?MrT
- Yeah. Every one of these would get you laughed out of a presentationscarabin
- I suck at illustrator but I feel I can do these if I wanted toYakuZoku
- Yaku, that is exactly the thing the creators of these said before they drew them. That’s why they exist.monospaced
- scarabin8
There’s a mexican mission-style church some blocks from my place that hosts weddings every weekend. Every time they do this they release a bunch of white doves which i’m sure they think looks cool, but now my neighborhood is full of these sick, scrawny-looking birds that don’t know how to feed themselves because they’ve lived in cages their entire lives. They don’t know how to bird so they just starve to death or get picked off by hawks. Recently the booming hawk population has gained an interest in my chickens and i’ve had to run several off.
It’s so sad and annoying
- autoflavour5
This fucking makes me want to smash things.
50 years Married- I think I’d rather have been kept in the dark about it, if I was in her shoes. What a horrid thing to find out.hardhat
- she didn't suspect anything when she woke up in the morning? What a sick society._niko
- Jfcscarabin
- "if I was in her shoes" listen faggot, you should just shut the fuck up********
- Jesus christ run that mans head over with a fork liftcannonball1978
- Just like i ran your mother's asshole with my big, black dick.********
- what?!monospaced
- why would you share this story with people you fucking weirdocanoe
- sted0
CarJitsu
- _niko0
Me when I try to help my kids with their math or try to figure out this video:
What is the problem that they're trying to solve? I've watched it a few times and I feel like Martin Short in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when he keeps jabbing at his eye with the cork on his fork lol
ok 20 cards face down, you flip one over and then flip the next one over to its right. So if you start on the far left, flip the first one, then flip the one beside it, then flip the one beside that until all are flipped over? ok. So what?
or you start in the middle and flip them until half are flipped?
I don't understand the puzzle or the question or the solution. argh.
- Akagiyama1
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
I'm not crazy, you're crazy.palimpsest - yeah but when you sleep for 5 hours and work for 20, you're not crazy, I'm crazy!_niko
- If you want to live like some dude in cave did 300 years ago that's on you.palimpsest
- and time to learn mathsdopepope
- What if you don't live near the beach?BK
- It's he related to the guy that can fit 3 days into 1?
- maquito7
- it's all in the name. at least he's not hiding it.capn_ron
- A fucking crazy, personal tragedy and dude makes it about himself. What a fucking loser cunt. And maquito, you can suck a dick.********
- you are crazy, and a prick :Pmaquito
- You sure did take the high road, crazyprick:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Sorry, but that line pissed me off big time. Tasteless, and that's coming from a crusty fag like me.********
- I'm sorry, but it's hilarious for you of all people to deem something tasteless. You've got quite a history of homophobia and racism.garbage
- I'm gay, and I'm black. Are you fucking high?********
- Self hating gay black guy. Does it get any more miserable? ;(pango
- State of QBNjagara
- I'M SORRY I'M NOT PERFECT********
- Nobody accused you of perfection. You're just boring.garbage
- Said the blandest cracker out there.********
- Georges?monospaced
- What's up********
- @mono Georges was actually talented. CP is just an alt of somebody else that really sucks at griefing.garbage
- *stands up
I too am black and gayNairn - ^ Me, too.
Black and as gay as the day is long.Continuity - nahhh georges was funny.pango
- White knight homophobei_monk
- White knight? Stop using internet buzzwords like a fucking retard, retard.********
- so much anger. why is he mad at everything?pango
- Now he'll say that he also identifies as a retard.palimpsest
- I'm not mad, nor retarded. You're so clueless (especially that garbage cunt) I love it. So funny.********
- @pangz agreed, Georges had jokes. This dude is just boring.garbage
- docpoz?Nairn
- has he fucked everyone's mom yet?pango
- He's moved on to fucking their dads.Continuity
- I'm not here to fuckin' amuse you********
- Bad news: I only respond to you because you're so easy to trigger, and I find that amusing. #softgarbage
- Bad news: you respond because you think having the last word makes you the winner. It doesn't, you will always be a faggy cunt bitch.********
- last word
:3pango
- oey_oey0
Firefox
Every time there's an update I can't stay logged in to websites.
I check the preferences everything is right.
Close Firefox, check the preferences and all is correct.
It starts working after a couple of days tinkering around till I have the same options in preferences as before and then it starts working.WTF?!
- That's odd - yuou haven't fritzed with the config at some point historically, have you? I did that once and every update just got worse and worse 'til I trashedNairn
- nope.oey_oey
- Welp, sorry. I tend to not update FF until I absolutely have to, but I've not encountered this problem, broheim :\Nairn
- ^sameYakuZoku
- Well I normally don't update wkithout checking everything.oey_oey
- Nairn2
Parked engine Idlers.
A) Here in the UK it's fucking Illegal, you cunts.
B) You're a cunt.
C) You're a cunt.
D) Just fucking stop it.
E) You're a cunt.- I fumed at myself for a good 20 mins this morning because I didn't confront some cunt that idled her RangeRover right next to a line of kids, for TEN minutes.Nairn
- Not my kids. I walked up, saw what she was doing and lightly 'tsskd', then came back later and same, I paused. I cowarded. Kids breathed shit they didn't needtoNairn
- Engine was diesel, but smelt adulterated, so these fucking kids were breathing in some filthy combo of oxidised oil and diesel for this moron to check her phoneNairn
- (kids were in a line for school that I was walking past, and which she and her kid, in her fucking shitty car, were also waiting for)Nairn
- I really hate cars.
Not cars per se, but 85%+ car owners.Nairn - 100%. Fuckers.Fax_Benson
- Got to be ready to make a quick getaway in order to be a cunt somewhere else.Fax_Benson
- It should be illegal here too. At pickup there’s a line of 30 cars all idling for 10 min. With air conditioning.monospaced
- I have seen Don't Idle signs here and there. It might generally be illegal but absolutely never enforced.CyBrainX
- oey_oey0
https://share.getcloudapp.com/rR…
These settings.
With me they don't work.
- doggydoggdog3
- Jackson Pollock with crayons.utopian
- haha. If rich people think it's cool, it must be really coolIanbolton
- My girlfriend did this to an Audi that parked in front of our garage when she was late for a meeting. Turns out owner was not into art.skinny_puppy
- PonyBoy-4
People named ‘Gene’.
- That one DV is from a QBN called Gene.
You went and offended our only Gene, Pony. Well done, you!Continuity - *QBNerContinuity
- See? He deserves punches.PonyBoy
- flolContinuity
- This can't include Gene Ween.CyBrainX
- or Gene Roddenberry or Gene ClarkCyBrainX
- Can’t argue with the last two... shame Clark lived so hardPonyBoy
- That one DV is from a QBN called Gene.
- monospaced0
Technicians arriving within the last 20 minutes of a 5 hour service window they provided.
- Comcast?utopian
- ^ All of them do this.CyBrainX
- Their name was probably 'Gene'.PonyBoy
- I hung around like a chump for hours. Fucking hate this shit.monospaced
- This guy shows up at 4:44pm and spends an hour in my kitchen. WTF.monospaced
- yeah, pretty much the case with any sort of contract service. just had a window to install a new hot water heater and it was the same. adulting is annoying.lvl_13
- ^window of time that is: they showed up at the tail end per usual.lvl_13
