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- bklyndroobeki5
...for using the Cafe as your office.
You and your fucking SKYPE call!
- make them regret itmonospaced
- Kick to the face should do itMilan
- elahon0
Ugh, we just hired this clown as one of our new editors. And he's in his late 50's, too old to refer to himself as a "ninja".
- he said this?yurimon
- Too old to hire.********
- Sad face. Seriously.mg33
- Did he also say "yolo"?********
- https://www.youtube.…********
- samurai maybe would work better?sarahfailin
- place none-chucks on his deskbklyndroobeki
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- summary: williamsburg is hipster. UO is hipster.sarahfailin
- Brooklyn fucking sucksmarychain
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- The moral of the story is, that you can only trust about half people that you encounter on any given day.utopian
- ...but you don't know what ppls situation is though.bklyndroobeki
- did anyone give him a 5?bklyndroobeki
- you do get that shot of dopamine when you give :)bklyndroobeki
- children were way nicer than adults.renderedred
- These videos are so corny.grotesk_neue
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I still see strangers wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts out in public. Did they not find out 10 years ago that it wasn't cool? Do they still sell them in stores?
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Are hipsters trying to look Amish now?
- This is amishtake.iCanHazQBN
- ffsbklyndroobeki
- Hawt.i_monk
- lol icanmoldero
- nb1
Ok, so let me get this straight, as long as I dress somewhere between Hipster and Ed Hardy, that's alright with you guys? Can you narrow it down a bit for me?
Why are you so concerned with what other people wear? Move on, get a life.
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amused looks for amish hipsters and ed hardy tards. typed ridicule for indignant nerds looking for fashion advice. punches for those few trully deserving of pugilistic endeavors
- Whatever bro.monospaced
- She looks good here.iCanHazQBN
- i like herBen99
- god bless AubreyWeyland
- omg i'd hit it. anything else you don't like gilg?sarahfailin
- I see a giraffe playing volleyball with a towtruck in her shirt.iCanHazQBN
- Lolwut********
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My neighbour appears to have...
1. Just bought a drum kit
2. Never played the drums before
- ouch...Ben99
- you live in a flat?yurimon
- Hmmm... have they referred to it as a "trap kit" yet?hellobotto
- English basement? i imagine you a terraced houses types\.yurimon
- I live in a terraced house in Brighton... The drummer is opposite. Wasn't really that loud...********
- Continuity4
Me, for forgetting to never, ever work for friends or family.
Right in the fucking throat.
- I hear you! it's a hard lesson to learn.
Like eating KFC. I always forget how sick I got the last time I ate it.Gnash - im busymoldero
- Yep, We all fall for it once in a while. But yeah, mostly busy now.sea_sea
- +10meffid
- Never family. Always get paid up front with friends.section_014
- I hear you! it's a hard lesson to learn.
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Doing some promo work for Hunter Hayes, whoever the fuck that is, and his UK tour is called 'Let's be crazier'
- mg330
America's Got Talent. Does anyone watch this crap? We watched one the other night because one of the teasers was so scripted and danger-inducing, I had to see what it would turn out to be.
I can't stand the exaggerated way they exalt some of the contestants. In the show we watched, they had a guy who was going to skydive out of a helicopter, who called it base jumping. The judges were acting like they'd never even heard of sky diving, with this douche billing himself as "Extreme Steve" or some crap and the judges pretty much going all "you're gonna jump out of a helicopter, that's amazing!"
I wanted to punch through a wall watching this. I'll never even accidentally watch it again. It's gross and a complete assault on intelligence.
- my mom tries to get me to watch it and each time my response is
http://media2.giphy.…Ramanisky2 - Welcome to America.********
- HA @ Rammg33
- freaking hate reality tv. it screws writers and the contestants too. most appear on tv at their own cost and are paid nothing.sarahfailin
- my mom tries to get me to watch it and each time my response is
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People addressing me as "brother" when neither of us are black or in a frat.
- hey brohs, hows it goin?yurimon
- Or actually brothers! I have very close friends who say this, and it's OK. But when casual acquaintances or coworkers say it, yuck.mg33
- 'brother' is the new 'dude' brothermoldero
- what if I call you bruh?Ramanisky2
- brother is like buddy. it's used pretty frequently. i don't even think about it when i hear it. you shouldn't mind it. they're just trying to be friendly.iCanHazQBN
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- this made my head hurt.bklyndroobeki
- yeah it is more like buddy huhmoldero
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what does blackness have to do with it. punches for you
- nb3
"Frank, you gotta relax, my brother."
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Those random asians (mostly women) in their 20's-30's in line at the airport or at a meeting or somewhere who are so awkward and nerdy and ask dumb questions.
Tiger moms need to learn how to give their children real world experience. How do you survive?
- Only the asians get punches. Other people may ask dumb questions.sarahfailin
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- sarahfailin0
Clarence Fucking Thomas.