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- i_monk0
Clients who forget they're dealing with people.
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Clients who think they're so great and then act like dicks when they ask you to help them with something they don't know how to do.
- utopian0
- CANNOT stand him.bklyndroobeki
- Not to mention the other three redneck assholes. I wouldn't have put it quite that way until I read their dissenting opinions.CyBrainX
- I'm not a redneck but you sound like anyurimon
- bklyndroobeki0
People correcting me when I say
"I'm on line" when on a line at a grocery store.
- Can't help that I have British in me.bklyndroobeki
- You have a boring twitter?********
- But in Britain we queue up?MrT
- I'm an old English Britbklyndroobeki
- pressplay3
clients that treat you like a human being but forget that it’s a business relationship and then turn the whole project into an emotional rollercoaster as if their lives and those of all their loved ones are at stake
- it's "their baby"bklyndroobeki
- yeah, and I am their now pregnant surrogate mother. That would explain the mood swings.pressplay
- ROFL!bklyndroobeki
- hahahasea_sea
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Is this really a popular song?:
- haha <3 that song!bklyndroobeki
- Like brrap, brrap, brrap.********
- we just gave it more viewsmoldero
- I watched it.bklyndroobeki
- never heard it beforecruddlebub
- like plop plop plop********
- "BRAP", genius.bklyndroobeki
- #1 Song on the Pimp ChartsFantrom
- I want that coat asapsea_sea
- it's got a hood!bklyndroobeki
- bainbridge0
This guy:
- I like him....but I DO want to punch him.marychain
- Hair doll guy?Hayoth
- i love his performances in wes andersons films.sea_sea
- Awe really? Always seemed genuine to me. So good in Rushmoremonospaced
- Bored to Death was a great show too.CyBrainX
- Seriously punchable face********
- better version of this kind of face:
https://www.youtube.…sted - no heat********
- Loved him in 'Yo Teach!'Sep
- Sha Sha Sha Shakespeare!moldero
- "Look at my practiced facial expression"cannonball1978
- bklyndroobeki0
the war on terror
" " poverty
" " women
" " drugs
" " ISIS
" " _________________- Ooo, you support ISIS? Are they getting a bad name in your eyes. lolzHayoth
- nice catch
i̶s̶i̶s̶ you're right.bklyndroobeki
- bklyndroobeki-1
Every time I speak with this person I live with. She speaks about her privilege. GTFO
- Her?********
- thanks pango http://media.giphy.c…bklyndroobeki
- Remind her she'll never has as much privilege as a man, that should make her feel better – and then worse.i_monk
- i can debate that.bklyndroobeki
- but won't, here.bklyndroobeki
- (I don't buy into tumblr privilegemongering)i_monk
- Her?
- ********0
People banned from QBN.
- get back sonApeRobot
- I like son
https://www.youtube.…moldero
- section_014-1
People who offer to pick up dinner (or lunch or whatever), but ask you to leave the tip.
"I'll get this"
"Awesome dude, thanks"
"Can you leave the tip?"
"I'll murder your whole family in front of you"Now, I have to fumble for cash, and of course I only have $20's. Just get the whole check or don't offer you fuck. I never do that shit.
- http://farm4.staticf…moldero
- I don't see any problem with this unless you don't know them well.bainbridge
- if someone pays for my lunch or dinner I will automatically leave a tip.Ramanisky2
- I often offer to pay the tip if they are paying for everyone's dinnermonospaced
- just the tipscarabin
- https://rasheedclark…********
- Give the waitress the tip, then the shaft, then get the fucking balls in there as well********
- yurimon-1
people who put subtle ring tones or text msg sounds into music.
annoying, i have to check my phone for no reason.- https://soundcloud.c…inteliboy
- rock the casbah********
- lolyurimon
- i_monk1
Women with desk jobs who wear clunky/jangly bracelets. Yeah, we want to hear that every time you move your mouse.
- _niko0
this fucking ass-hat:
- young guy is such a smug know it all. fuck people who think they "KNOW" everything, who god is, how the universe came into existence. no-one knows. the end.inteliboy
- ^Hayoth
- No I don't believe your fairy stories. Now one large with extra chilli sauce. Thanks.MrT
- The guy pulls the trick that arseholes do, by saying '...I understand that, but...' then goes on to dismiss the older guy's answer, trying to wind him up.face_melter
- dude asks him if the guy is an atheist and he says 'no' this vid is mis-titled.sarahfailin
- Bearded guy is insufferable. He loves to hear himself speak.Gucci
- But but but the scholarly arcane hand gestures... so convincing.cannonball1978
- why would anyone watch this? arguing tips? lolyurimon
- I could tell this is stupid so. nxt.yurimon
- You look like Jesus, your argument is invalid.********
- sarahfailin-1
those automatic toilets that flush when I'm just leaning forward to wipe, and then I have to jump up or else get water all up my ace!
fuck I'm not done yet!
- MrT1
The client who just emailed a 104mb InDesign file and who I'll now be asking for the images, since none was included.
The same client who rang at 9:30pm yesterday to ask how to remove a page from a PDF in Acrobat Pro. "Can't you just send me another PDF?"
- How is the file so big without images?********
- This sounds like Apple's next TV campaign.utopian
- No idea how it was so big - 2 pages, so badly put together, waste of time anyway. http://i.imgur.com/U…MrT
- LOL it was over 120mb!MrT
- Ah, the old InDesign file without images trick. A delight every time. Fuck, I work with architects and even they know how to make a package.face_melter
- Client once asked me to change a file name and send it back to themmonospaced
- ^ I've had that one too.Nathan_Adams
- How is the file so big without images?
- mg330
This Kickstarter, and people who presume someone would wear a casual canvas belt with an odd buckle, with business attire as shown by some of their photos on the page.
And that female model in cutoff denim shorts? SHE DOESN'T NEED TO WEAR A BELT.
- I hate when people call this type of shit minimal, when it has branding and looks cheap.bainbridge
- "tired of belts? there's GOT to be a better way!"scarabin
- $155,654
pledged of $7,500 goal
9 days to go******** - https://ksr-ugc.imgi…********
- Exactly bainbridge. So many Kickstarters reflect that the person never consulted anyone about marketing, branding, etc. and this is exactly that.mg33
- $157,335? fuck, Ive seen 1000% less being asked for 1000% more FFS, its a fucking belt!moldero
- h8rsyurimon
- 1000% less? that would be -1,416,000sarahfailin
- Their goal was $7,500. That they're at $157,000+ proves people either don't have belts to begin with or like wasting money.mg33
- did he say "chunky monkey"?bklyndroobeki
- ah yes I don't read wtf hahamoldero
- Yeah he did say "chunky monkey." People need to learn to restrain themselves.mg33
- Lol so petty. Belt Nightmares™Hayoth
- sarahfailin0
- re: previous post-- what the fuck is happening here?
- Exactly. I meant to post this.mg33
- Her belt told her a joke, obviously.iCanHazQBN
- she's laughing at the random boob grazing vine no doubt********
- you guys have seen evil dead haven't you?sarahfailin
- The belt is bigger than the shorts.********
- Indiana Jones, obviously.********
- I don't get it. You want to punch her because her belt is too big?CyBrainX
- Take it all off, especially the belt.********
- Ramanisky2-1
- one of your prisoners trying to escape?sarahfailin
- rigor mortis is useful in posing a corpse before you bull doze a sand hill over it.Amicus
- Is this an art?face_melter
- who is that whore? Looks like Christina Aguilera got stung repeatedly by something she's allergic to.********
- ********1
- wouldn't be hard with that fat face of his.iCanHazQBN
- i watched high fidelity last week for the 1st time in a while. he's really good in it. i think he's pretty talented altogether.sarahfailin
- My better half hates him with a passion. I'm kinda ambivalent********