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- mg331
Not necessarily punches, but color me unimpressed when I see that the employee who has volunteered to take new headshot photos for everyone is using a years-old cheap consumer grade point and shoot camera to do so.
They could have at least sent an email around and been like "do we have any photographers with experience doing portrait shots with professional camera gear?" Come on, it's 2015, this shouldn't be that hard.
- i_monk1
People in offices who leave their cell ringer at the loudest possible setting.
Followed by punches for people who leave their ringer on but don't take their phone with them.
- I believe the rule of thumb is one punch in the shoulder for every ring...hellobotto
- ...should the phone exclaim three neglected calls, it's deemed "abandoned" and free to saved by whomever feels inclined to take in a new phone.hellobotto
- Or, a bystander may invoke the "baby/pet left unattended in a hot car" rule by smashing the glass to set everyone free and bring the episode to a close.hellobotto
- Al_dizzle0
Recruiters who don't know how to use email to communicate, and feel compelled to constantly call and 'chat' during work hours.
- They assume you don't have a job and do nothing.********
- They assume you don't have a job and do nothing.
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- Vaping.********
- Are these things legit, or will loads of people end up with their throats and lungs turned into, I dunno, sand years down the line?face_melter
- http://www.youtube.c…moldero
- I was an ignorant cunt like you a while back and ridiculed it too.********
- +1 but it's better than smokingsarahfailin
- they all look so stupidBen99
- No bad smell. No black lungs. No cancer. No leathery skin. No constricted veins. No ash. No butts. What's your problem?********
- vapor clogs my lungs worse than regular jointshotroddy
- Vaping the wrong stuff. PG based shite, I presume? Get some 100% VG (vegetable base) organic juice and then have an opinion.********
- May I suggest -
http://www.velvetclo…******** - +1 all day. What's the point? Gotta be addicted to something!! Apparently.section_014
- Some of us just enjoy a smoke recreationally...********
- But yes smoking all day every day is nothing short of retarded********
- Vaping.
- ********3
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- ugh.Krassy
- was at a festival and the kid in front of me complaining that the flare from all the camera-phones was ruining his shotFax_Benson
- on his camera-fucking-phoneFax_Benson
- Gardener1
- http://static.comicv…
+ hairloss******** - https://www.google.c…Gardener
- "I went to him for a routine cleaning. Worst service ever"Gardener
- ^ haha. I love that some of the worst reviews still gave two stars instead of one haha********
- http://www.independe…Gardener
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HTTP Error 503.
The service is unavailable.utopian - this guy lives near me. ruh rowcbass99
- Nice teeth.elahon
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Jane Birkin alright with making handbags out of variety of skins, including calfskin but horrified with ways crocodiles are treated.
- Ben994
People running in the bike path... You are fuckin slow! You're not a race car! Run on the fuckin sidewalk! Geez!
- This x100000. MOVE FUCK FACE!!! With earbuds in to so they can't hear you. I pass as close as I can to scare them.section_014
- yeah me too, one day i will hit one of them.Ben99
- Same for bikes on the road.404NotFound
- Gnash3
People running on the sidewalk... You're too fuckin fast. Get on that path with all the other race car, merde heads. Tabernac!
- hellobotto3
People running... Where are you going? If it's that important, you should already be there! Race car! Exclamation points!
- scarabin1
the guy who ignores me every time i say hello when i arrive every morning (wtf?), and who leaves without saying goodbye to anyone in the room.
would it kill you to have some basic social skills?
- bklyndroobeki0
WTF happened to Ice T
- He just became a great grandfather and and daddy in the same week.utopian
- he soft as fuq todaybklyndroobeki
- DaveO0
Anyone who posts pics of their friends on Instagram with the comment "Fam Bam". Go eat a swinging bottle of dicks.
See also: those who use the word 'Fam' at all.
- ********0
Was at a different department for work today and walked over to someone and probably said "hi, sorry can I borrow a pen for a second" as I was filling out a form and his desk was right there. He then said "what, what, you're missing something".
The word I was missing was "please".
- yea fuck that shit. You should have said, sorry, can I borrow a pen please CUNT.********
- You should ducktaped is entire desk-chair-pens-comp... together for tomorrow morning.Ben99
- yea fuck that shit. You should have said, sorry, can I borrow a pen please CUNT.
- sarahfailin0
http://venturebeat.com/2015/08/0…
Facebook holds a patent on a product which allows them to compare a loan applicant's credit rating to the ratings of their friends. If their friends' credit averages below a certain number the loan application will not move forward.
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The person who wrote this.
- i_monk0
Perpetually chipper "happy to help!" "wow, that's really great!" types.
Because I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
- either way...Fax_Benson
- These kind of people never understand jokes. But they DO seem happy.********
- http://i.imgur.com/T…********
