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- NBQ00-12
- why do you want to punch girls who just want to have fun? :)rzu-rzu
- ya old geezerYakuZoku
- Since when do you all like this tiktok dance cringe crap?NBQ00
- https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
- Damn NB, this got a lot of downvotes lolHijoDMaite
- grafician0
- Wild. Seems it's still in Alpha version for some users. Had it OFF by default, but others in the comments said it was ON.
Data mining should be made illegal...grafician - https://help.dropbox…grafician
- "At this time, we’re partnered with one third-party AI partner, OpenAI"grafician
- "Your files are sent to a third-party AI only when you chose to interact with AI powered features. For example, when you ask a question about a file."kingsteven
- lol, people freaking out when they realize the data they input is used to generate output, as if they didn’t consent. Those morons deserve punches for sure.monospaced
- Imagine pretending Dropbox would limit the use to this alpha test.i_monk
- Wild. Seems it's still in Alpha version for some users. Had it OFF by default, but others in the comments said it was ON.
- Ramanisky22
- I noticed that pattern too. Fuckin drop shipping crapnbq
- I see nothing wrong here. Seems to be operating perfectly in line with the plan.monospaced
- Honestly, twitter is dead. Also, never look at the comments... its a dumpster of hate and rightists whinnersHAL9001
- Oh let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Dead and mostly dead are not the same.monospaced
- jagara11
Hard, well-trained MMA-champion punches for this:
● I exit my apartment using the back door.
● I walk down the stairs. Uh oh. There is a strong smell.
● On the landing between two floors, there is a fresh-looking puddle of diarrhea. I'd say 15inches / 40cm in circumference. Some bits of corn in there (really). It's been dripping down the first stair too. I assume it's dog diarrhea, as it's not a neighborhood where homeless people frequent our locked back entrance.
● I decide to find the culprit, meaning the owner. The dog is innocent.
● I live on the top floor, with 4 apartments. I assume no one walks UP THE STAIRS WITH THEIR DOG, leaving a puddle of shit, and then back down. It must be a top floor resident. I don't have a dog, neither does my neighbor. Behind entrance number 3 there is a young woman, who I assume wouldn't have a big dog capable of producing shit puddles this size. I deduce it's door number 4, because I'm totally Sherlock Holmes.
● I go down to the front entrance, call the apartments intercom. Some dude answers.
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Hi! Do you have a dog?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uh, Yes?"
Me: "Did your dog shit all over the back stairs?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uhhhhh... no. But, um, I can go remove it, if you want me to."
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Aw, you'd do that? That'd be nice!"● I love that he denies it, and "offers" to clean it up anyway.
● Fucking douchebag asshole. He did clean the stairs, though.
- Win of the day post.Wordsworth
- punches pulled for the clean up?hans_glib
- Just one punch, then.jagara
- Are you sure it wasn't the dogs owner?Akagiyama
- that sounds like a perfectly reasonable British conversation.maikel
- The sun never shits on the British Empire.CyBrainX
- @maikel hehe - Copenhagen, Denmark. Maybe we Danes are similarly conflict averse. I actually tried fucking with him with the cheerful tone :)jagara
- i enjoyed this postHAL9001
- post of the day indeedmaquito
- Use of bullets is on purposemisterhow
- Perhaps he wasn’t lying. Dogs do not usually eat corn.monNom
- The dog:
https://i1.sndcdn.co…sted - Now you have a buddy in the house who cleans up dogshit, I would ask first if this was the first time, or it is a habit of his.sted
- Whatever the answer, the conversation should end with you making sure he understands thatnext time there is dogshit in or around the house you know who to call.sted
- Just to make sure shit on the stairs tomorrow. If he still cleans it up it wasn't his dog.palimpsest
- NBQ00-4
"Outbox"
Why would you put my Mail in "escrow" for an hour or so until sending it out? What's the point of "Outbox". My internet connection is working, other mail services are working so why is the mail sometimes going into "Outbox"?
- doggydoggdog0
- I bet those Uggs will keep my frozen old man feet warm.Ramanisky2
- lol @ erewhon shirtfuturefood
- Ramanisky21
The Flashlight Shake Yo Arse Trend on TIkTok
- Nairn3
Adobe suddenly forgetting my password when I *really quickly* need to open a file from a client and need to rush out to do something.
Why on Earth does it even forget? What's the point on one of the two machines I only ever use it on, in the same place? Grr.
- i_monk3
People who think random two- and three-letter words must really be secret acronyms, so "ad" becomes "AD" and "Mac" becomes "MAC" all the fucking time.
- ATFTpalimpsest
- < Yes. This.Continuity
- fr frcrazyprick
- iOS fucks this up a lot and a many people don’t care to correct the autocorrectnb
- Acronyms deserve punches in general.CyBrainX
- ADPiGpalimpsest
- This predates autocorrect and iOS.i_monk
- Wordsworth-2
You get a movie. They speak French, and the subtitles are,
[Speaks French]
*Cries in Spanish.
- Is it an English language film with the odd French dialogue?jagara
- Or a French movie XDjagara
- English movie with French speaking parts. I guess those parts weren't so important to the story. So one may ask why in French then. :)Wordsworth
- Or maybe the French parts are meant to not be understood by the main character, and therefore by extension, you?jagara
- grafician-4
- Real men listen to Apple Musicgrafician
- This guy
https://www.linkedin…grafician - Chaos
https://www.itsnicet…grafician - Compared to '90s MTV idents, these look weak af every yeargrafician
- NBQ00-7
Ridley Scott.
Napoleon never shot at the pyramids in Egypt. I guess such a big, acclaimed director has become very lazy when it comes to historical accuracies.
Ridley Scott tells history buffs criticising Napoleon to ‘get a life’: https://www.independent.co.uk/ar…
- jagara7
- ...aand on top, it tastes like dish soap. I had to throw away the toast, inedible. Never happened before. Avocados are infuriatingly unpredictable.jagara
- Always a coin flip when you start cutting it in half. So many thrown away into the can. Well deserved punches.Ramanisky2
- And that's why you always check the nipple. If it's not there, that's an avocado that has already been accidentally vented in transit.garbage
- Either find one with a good palm feel and a nipple, or buy a hard one and snap the nip when you get home, it will be ready in the morning.garbage
- And that's my unintentionally dirty post of the day.garbage
- ^lolrzu-rzu
- More avocado advice plsnb
- SFW advice there garbageRamanisky2
- shit... i think i forgot an avocado in the cabinetpango
- Sometimes there's more flesh inside of the pit, but that's rare. The pit is actually good for you, but it's not worth doing yourself:garbage
- https://www.ncbi.nlm…garbage
- And American desire for avocados is now a cartel thing. CJNG is even getting on it, so that's something to consider.garbage
- I find Kiwi fruit similarly unpredictable. Some taste great, some sour as fuck, some solid as fuckmicrokorg
- Kiwi tips: Smell before you squeeze. The fuzzier the better. If it already smells sweet in the stand, that shit is too ripe.garbage
- Again, as I was typing that I was like "this sounds too dirty", but I just let it fly anyway.garbage
- Wtf, avocados are too expensive to pull this shitgrafician
- lol garbagefuturefood
- There is never flesh in the pit. They aren’t that expensive.monospaced
- Price has gone down since 2022. Cus they were importing too manypango
- Price is relatively consistent over the last decade at least where I am. Changes seasonally of course. My hometown grows a ton of them, and we had 20 trees toomonospaced
- @mono You absolutely can find flesh in the pit. It's rare and not worth it. I was talking more about the nutrient value of the pit itself.garbage
- no, you cannot find flesh in the pitmonospaced
- You should not eat the pit. It’s not a good source of anything. That’s not a thing. Punches for whom ever started that retarded rumor.monospaced
- The avocado commission says they don’t recommend it and say the pit is not meant for human digestion. In fact they suggest that it may be harmful.monospaced
- It's like you didn't read me saying "it's rare and not worth it". We'll add to that I meant mechanically processing the actual pit.garbage
- But again, you're an adult who still uses "retarded" improperly. I think I'll get my advice elsewhere.garbage
- YakuZoku2
This racoon wtf
- sted3
people who can't wait the fuck out until i finish my shit and and answer their shit. i know its just a message, know you don't have to do anything else just sit there and demand some answer. that is why you're going to wait until the last minute. or just loose your shit asap so i can have a proper reason to ignore you :)
- NBQ002
People pretending that they're so busy in life that they can't write a WhatsApp message for hours and it even takes them a full day to write a simple, small reply.
I find that so irritating and disrespectful.
Of course I'm not expecting that somebody replies immediately but after somebody has seen a message and even replied with "i'll message later" but then doesn't follow up it's just rude.
That and the ghosting thingy that people do nowadays is some of the most annoying things.
- i fucking hate whatsapp and the way it snitches on you when you've looked at a message. fuck off! i'll deal with it in my own time. cunts.hans_glib
- you can turn off "read", so it looks like you're so busy at life that you didn't see my message yet.NBQ00
- ah, the lament of the modern-day sex pestface_melter
- bainbridge2
Artists who comment on dumb posts on instagram, just hoping to be seen themselves
- Social media boost strategygrafician
- duhmonospaced
- People who add you in the hopes that you add back, to get followers. This strategy unfortunately works. Enjoy your shit following.jagara
- omg, can you believe anyone would want to add and follow people on a social media platform!? What retards.monospaced
- @monospaced when they add not to follow, but exclusively to increase their own follow count it's a bit punchable.jagara