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- sarahfailin2
why would youtube need to send me a notification?
- So you never miss a video when we put one out?
Oh, and don't forget to subscribe.Continuity - and smash dat likeYakuZoku
- Click the bell if you want notifications for channels you follow. O´r reactions to your comments. Or turn the whole thing off in settings.jagara
- So you never miss a video when we put one out?
- DaveO1
I work for a big corporate fashion company, and there are always people who want something from us, so a lot of cold calls / emails etc. Usually I just delete the emails but a few that swing between the desperate and the presumptuous:
1 – "I know your time is valuable to you....." – then write 500 words on their SEO software.
2 – "Can I send you a $10 starbucks gift card so we can have a virtual 'coffee chat'?"
3 – "Why not access my calendar here (online calendar app), why not throw on a time that works for us both and we can catch up?"
It almost makes me feel as lonely as LinkedIn.
- crazyprick-1
An oldie but a goodie. This cunt:
- sted1
- bezoar8
- oh damn. this guys brought the entire house with him.pango
- The Anomia of Success: Leisure Sicknesskingsteven
- I did giggle at the lantern coming out of the bag lit and the fish in the door. a lot of work for wonky netflix and a bad nights sleepkingsteven
- I didn't watch the whole thing but it looks fantastic to me.CyBrainX
- Yeah this is camp/camping tech/technology porn.ideaist
- he didn't camp; he movedKrassy
- foreveralone kitsted
- Goes camping but never goes outside.hellrod
- Fuck yo gloves brobezoar
- its the military tactical gear fetishpango
- Honestly if you’re not sleeping in a tent and peeing in the bushes you’re really not camping. #campingsnob #eaglescoutmonospaced
- The containers could be kinda cool for cameras or glass bongs.bezoar
- i bet he brought a toilet as well.pango
- Why the fuck did he wake up at 3am to make noodles and go back to bed?!HAYZ1LLLA
- YakuZoku2
- I always thought he was mentally disabled... is he not?kalkal
- "Copyright infrinchment"palimpsest
- utopian-1
- utopian2
- I want to curb-stomp him.Continuity
- I had had nothing to do with it, pal.palimpsest
- Ramanisky226
- flolContinuity
- HahaGnash
- #messwithtexasCyBrainX
- To be fair, its a very punchable face.Akagiyama
- Literallyutopian
- Headline of the fucking day, holy shit! hahahahha!elahon
- Without reading the headline, I thought it was hybrid Chrissie/Trumpcanoe
- what u think .. which body part gets the most hits ? throat or nuts i speculate...neverscared
- Right in his smug face, I hope.elahon
- I wanna see the aftermath.Continuity
- Could be an actual business idea. Charge per punch. Or 5 min session with a baseball batpango
- they are locking it up in a closed room.... just like trumpo loco in flesh is on the pathway to end up ... what a coincidence.neverscared
- @never: definitely the throat. Right in the Neck Vagina.Akagiyama
- Wish I could like this twiceYakuZoku
- That would be fun!formed
- the hair looks more realistic than his real hair!fooler
- jagara0
People who refer to cooked (boiled/fried/baked) foods as "processed". Yes, well, technically that is a food that has been processed (with heat), but it isn't a fucking Dannon kids yogurt, or some frankenstein TV dinner.
- Tell them to go eat raw liver.Continuity
- ^ they already eat raw liverGnash
- Or they already eat hyper-processed foods and are trying a little bit of whataboutism.Continuity
- Wow this is new to me. I didn’t realize cooking was processed for some. Weird.monospaced
- Raw food people. They also consider frozen foods processed.jagara
- I bet they also think oat juice is a milkmonospaced
- They don't. I called it oat milk, they'll correct you to call it oat drink.jagara
- lolmonospaced
- sted1
geezas, can't be more disgusting
- sarahfailin5
I know it's been said but MOTION SMOOTHING on TVs everywhere. Are we cursed to live with this forever??
- I secretly fixed a few friends TV’s who had motion smoothing on. Some didn’t even notice the difference.Ramanisky2
- You can switch it off?NBQ00
- It can be turned off of course.monospaced
- I found it strange when I showed some The With and The Without motion smoothing and they still didn’t know what I was talking about. So I just left it ON .. lolRamanisky2
- People who have it on don't notice. No one actually prefers it!! I hear it's good for live sports but NOTHING ELSE.sarahfailin
- Yup. "Soap Opera Mode".
^ONLY SPORTSAkagiyama - pisses me off to no end. looks so horrid. since when did tech companies decide how we all should watch content? zero consultation with actual filmmakersinteliboy
- only the awakened can seeBeeswax
- Isn’t there a psa video from Spielberg and Scorsese saying you gotta turn it off as ruins experience and they show differences or did I dream thatprophetone
- Close enough?
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - I’m not crazy!
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - FILMMAKER MODEprophetone
- Good for dvd pornos thonb
- Ram - I do the same thing, always have. People think because their TV is "expensive" that it's a feature meant to be used.mg33
- Ramanisky20
- The look of raw contempt on the one in the back's face is pure gold.
Also, she's not wrong.Continuity - ^ https://i.ibb.co/5sr…Ramanisky2
- Even that great rack doesn't help with the urge I have for her to be harmed in some way.HAYZ1LLLA
- Wow what's wrong with you guys. What's punchable heresarahfailin
- Titz excuse a lot.BusterBoy
- What do you eat?
I eat attention!jagara - @sarahfailin the TikTok-like attention seeking is a bit punchable. At least it's pretty annoying. Relax, enjoy your damn pancakes.jagara
- Retarded shitcontent for fagscrazyprick
- ^ WOWHAYZ1LLLA
- Is it not?crazyprick
- LOL. I just don't think retards and fags are the preferred modern nomenclatures dude.HAYZ1LLLA
- Preferred by you?crazyprick
- Preferred by anyone that isn't trolling anonymously online. I'm positive you don't use those words in public in civilised society.HAYZ1LLLA
- You don't know shit. My gay friends use the word fag all the fucking time, idiot.crazyprick
- ^ Yea that is like saying I know some black guys who use the N word all the time. So imma use it too. Good luck with that.HAYZ1LLLA
- Nigga? This shit has no power. Like cracker. The word nigg_r, however, is a different thing.crazyprick
- ^ once again, user name checks out.CyBrainX
- Not to mention, this stupid girl and her pancakes aren't gay or mentally challenged. Calling her a dork would have been more accurate.CyBrainX
- Calling someone a fag is not about someone being gay, you stupid fuckcrazyprick
- And that retarded bitch is a dorkcrazyprick
- The look of raw contempt on the one in the back's face is pure gold.
- sausages5
My mother in law who has siphoned millions of dollars out of my wife's dad's estate after he suffered a traumatic brain injury in spite of him still being very much alive.
The guy was very rich but she's trying to get him locked up in a free dementia death ward and we're gunning for premium 1:1 care in a top notch care facility (and a cap on her 25k per month "expenses".)
Lawyers, barristers and QCs are in the game now. FK me this is going to get expensive.
- You MIL sounds like an absolutely horrid individual.Continuity
- As if finding care for someone wasn't hard enough.lemmy_k
- The only thing worse than a family fighting over inheritance is a fight when the person in question isn't even dead.CyBrainX
- We're just fighting for care, inheritance isn't in question. Just don't want a good man dying in a shithole.sausages
- OOF jesus, man this sounds like the kinda thing that can really sour your life. Godd luck!Projectile
- thats horrible to hear, good that you got his best interests at heart, when its clear she doesn't.Nutter
- glad you're looking out but was he an utter piece of shit to your MIL? My Dad is great to his kids—but was SHIT to my Mom. She'd do the same thing as yours—lol.PonyBoy
- fooler7
The one designer on your team that always updates their Adobe applications making you also update yours before opening any of their files... It usually happens while working on the weekends while under a tight deadline.
- Continuity0
Wannabe social media influencers no-one's ever heard of who stick 'official' in their SM handles, in the vague hope of being actually famous.
- All influencers deserve to be punched, metaphorically.NBQ00
- No Figuratively!utopian
- Who dved this, this is realgrafician
- what's real and truly punchable is the dumbfuck truth that there are people who actually care about thismonospaced
- webazoot0
Garage mechanics who adjust your car seat in every possible direction just to drive the thing on and off a ramp.
It was two weeks ago and I still haven't got the damn thing so it feels right.