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- HijoDMaite8
omfg make it stop!
- mg334
Overcooked squid.
- Yes! Sauteed in a frying pan with garlic, scallion and chilli then seasoned with five spice salt, normally doesn't need more than 60 seconds, or it's rubber.BuddhaHat
- it's a narrow window of cookingGnash
- In a similar vein: overcooked scallops. Argh.Continuity
- Any over cooked seafood is awful.monospaced
- Punches for the chef.monospaced
- first world problemutopian
- Over cooked shrimp is so common. They turn into really inedible sea biscuits.shellie
- section_0140
"I'm still on XP"
- utopian0
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Look at all these hot jobs available at Dronecast, they all have one thing in common!
- how do you expect for a company to make money if they have to keep paying people!moldero
- "All of our team members are displayed proudly on our site" — site shows two founders and token white guy president.detritus
- WTFHAYZ1LLLA
- https://twitter.com/…emphor
- bainbridge1
Chicks who are compulsively putting on foundation or whatever this is all day long:
You don't look any different but now your face looks all plasticy and you'll probably get it all over your clothes.
- chicks who do this while drivingfooler
- I knew a girl who wore a ton of foundation to hide her acne. She never realized the 1/4 inch of foundation was likely the cause of her acne.mg33
- yupmoldero
- Smells too.DRIFTMONKEY
- In my teens I went out with a girl who caked so much on you could see it on the jacket of her collar, used it to cover up acne probably caused by the foundationBuddhaHat
- jacket of her collar, pfft, dyslexia. collar of her jacket.BuddhaHat
- Longcopylover4
- Reversed.Continuity
- punches for old people!moldero
- ^ what continuity said. This is how they disembark old people from those geriatric cruisesGnash
- <hahahajaylarson
- Miguex2
People that post a selfie and write some sort of inspirational caption to go with it...
- bainbridge0
- yup. he was TERRIBLE in that show with the chick from Community. ugh. it had potentialGnash
- 'LOVE' on Netflix is very good. Season 2 coming in a few daysBennn
- I liked LOVE. Look forward to series 2.HAYZ1LLLA
- this guy wrecked it for me.Gnash
- I'll admit there probably could have been someone better. Still a good show though.HAYZ1LLLA
- ya, I still watched them allGnash
- He looks like an old man.********
- That nose plus the glasses looks like you'd be punching one of those disguise masks off his face.cannonball1978
- he sounds exactly the way he looks. an all round cringefest of awkwardGnash
- PonyBoy11
clients showing up to a meeting w/someone else's logo and basically asking you to rip it...
Just got back from a meeting w/a possible new client. First thing they do is drop a national logo in front of me and start telling me exactly what I'm going to be doing. Not only did the concept not fit their needs / them... it's one of the ugliest brands out there. On top of that they were looking for a discount as I was referred to them by a friend of their family... ...I stood up, smiled and kindly shook their hands and told them 'no thank you' w/no judgement or anger (I gave them a quick explanation as to why I can't just take a logo and replace a few things and call it theirs).
They were in shock... ... I'm awaiting the phone call our 'mutual friend'... this should be fun.
- good for you!monospaced
- I hate when people you've never met before or even heard of expect you do things for cheap just because they were referred to you by someone.bainbridge
- thumbs up!SimonFFM
- bainbridge0
- Dear Sir, what language is one speaking? Prey tell..********
- ^
"Know what I'm sayin"********
- Dear Sir, what language is one speaking? Prey tell..
- bainbridge-2
Fashion shows.
- doggydoggdog-1
Ugly hoodies with paper thin hoods. Everyone who wears them looks like they're wearing kids' clothes.
- isn't it mostly kids that wear hoodies anyway?Gnash
- Last time I saw shit like this it was 1990 and people were gurning and dancing in a field at 5am.face_melter
- ^ ahahaGnash
- damn kidssection_014
- This garbage is rampant with the thin beard clones you see working in agencies.cannonball1978
- face_melter1
Was given a render to tart up in Photoshop - people, colour, windows, the usual shite. Ground floor is a cafe-type place.
They used C***c S**s as the typeface for the signage.
- PonyBoy0
Punches for you MT... you used to be so cool that designers would put your logo at the bottom of their page as if you were the Nike / Addidas of the web... today you're a pair of $12 (retail) shoes from Payless.
Anyone on MT using their shared grid having issues?
just got off the phone... every site (we have 12) takes a good minute to even react in the browser (it's not some slow load... just out of nowhere everything pops-in).
MT ran me through the same bullshit: "You need to optimize your site, you may need to upgrade your php, did you check your WP plugins / version of WP? blah blah blahhhhh"
Literally yesterday all the sites loaded at the snap of a finger. Today all them sit and spin a good 45 secs to 1 min then the whole thing just appears. Also, WP runs the same... molassesesesessss.... it's HELL to update a page right now.
I've had folks test our sites around the States and even over in the UK... same BS.
MT blames me... :-/
- I switched to their WP premium hosting about a year ago, grid was too slow, but still WAY faster than Bluehost, they do have a point when it comes to optimizingmoldero
- your WPmoldero
- I do remember some days being slower than others but those days weren't that common and usually had to do with them updating their shitmoldero
- MT grid is pretty fucking dopemoldero
- can you post one of the urls?sted
- I run P3-profiler on all my WP sites, this helps in optimizing your shit
https://wordpress.or…moldero - and just like that—everything was smooth again. >:-| ffs.—ALL DAY shitty/dead service—then I call them and am told it's my fault. I do nothing...PonyBoy
- ... 20 mins later... everything is running just fine again.PonyBoy
- thanks for that link, moldy... I'll put it to use.PonyBoy
- their new techs are shit, when I score an old school tech, the difference is night and daymoldero
- tip: if you've been with them a long time, I say shit like, I've been with you guys for 20+ years and blah blah they drop what their doing, seniority at MT is +moldero
- Move on to digital ocean or Linode.section_014
- face_melter0
Folk who, when making a new presentation document, decide not to use the InDesign template pages I made. Pages with a decent enough grid that allows you to throw things about and still keep some order, balanced type sizes and weights, logical layer structure for different assets - vectors, images, text etc.
Oh no. Your system of just vomiting everything onto a blank page and onto the same layer where nothing is aligned or in any kind of order beats mine hands-fucking-down, yeah? What's that? Looking at it is like having my eyes and brain powerwashed with boiling horse piss?
Cool.
- You would think that being able to line things up would be a vital prerequisite to being an architect. I must have been misinformed.face_melter
- ^ i was just going to say that :)Gnash
- shit drives me crazy too, especially when they fail to snap to guides that already ARE there!monospaced
- How do people work in InDesign and manage to get things close to a guide, but not on it? Heathens!monospaced
- Clients are surprisingly easyily pleased, but there's no excuse for not snapping things to guides. I even gave a fucking seminar on how to use the templates!face_melter
- NEVER work with presentations/new business pitches. It will kill you. Everyone is at their worst behavior at all times.CyBrainX
- Oh, these are presentations in the sense of page layouts with images/plans/text. More like documents really - documents that are presented at meetings.face_melter
- rabbit2
Anytime you drop anything sitting on the edge of a couch and it hits the ground half a foot away from the couch but somehow miraculously fucking bounces in the most remarkable way in which it can find itself 45 feet under the couch.
- chukkaphob2
- boomerangmoldero
- http://dranthonywein…Gnash
- Kellyanne Conways feet?moldero
- sarahfailin3
People who say "Happy Monday" or honestly happy any-day-of-the-week other than Friday.
- These are the same sort of cunts that will want to 'take this offline with you', aren't they?Continuity
- same cunts inviting you to "grab a sandwich at Subway for lunch" cause they have a $1 off couponchukkaphob
- Happy Monday all!capn_ron
- ^ lolchukkaphob
- I say this as sarcasms. Is that ok?rabbit
- Ramanisky21
The lady who sat next to me during the Jim Jefferies show Saturday night, who would loudly repeat almost every punchline.
and would scream "Oy" every few minutes because you know, Jim is an Aussie,Oy indeed.
- oh manmoldero
- had to try really hard to faze her out, thankfully Jefferies was fucking gold all night.Ramanisky2