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- fruitsalad-1
Punches for all the fools that call it "orange chocolate" (note the lowercase)
TERRY'S CHOCOLATE Orange
It's Terry's ok. Don't touch it, or Terry will punch you.
- You're confusing one specific brand with orange flavoured chocolate in general, you fucking ant-witted cretin.********
- I suggest getting out more. You've sat indoors watching countdown and eating this blasphemous orange puss-chocolate for too long.********
- orange chocolate / chocolate orange. no wonder you're confused by brexit.Fax_Benson
- lolmonospaced
- Haha. Yea calm your tits fruitsalad. Although set is extremely wrong about it, he is referring to all orange flavoured chocolate not just one brand.HAYZ1LLLA
- haha. This really is the new marmite.********
- Orange is the new black, if you will.********
- Terry_von Cum_filled Chocolatesmoldero
- kiss goodbye to these bad boys post brexitfadein11
- https://www.torebrin… mmm romerska bågar, punches for spellingbee-fruitsArchitectofFate
- You're confusing one specific brand with orange flavoured chocolate in general, you fucking ant-witted cretin.
- detritus3
I fucking love orange chocolate.
These little cunts right here, especially.
My partner's in set's camp though, so she always gets pissed off at me when I buy this stuff, which is ok by me as I get to stuff all three in my face after oen joint too many, then feel sorry for myself for a couple of hours afterwards, 'til the sugar works out.
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Shit, I'm going to have to get some of this stuff today. It's been YEARS...
- Terry's orange dividing balls can go fuck themselves though, gahk.detritus
- set's camp? Fucking right he is!HAYZ1LLLA
- heeheedetritus
- https://media.giphy.…********
- "orange mini puds"? here in the states that's a trump referencescarabin
- Well he tastes great and I like to get my tongue right in the bottom there before I finish.detritus
- lolscarabin
- Oh, Green and Blacks. I remember that from Peckham's, when I lived in Glasgow. Overpriced shithole of a shop, by the way. Gentrification in brick form.face_melter
- Aah, Peckhams - there is/was one next to Lenzie train station, so I'd always pop in and get a wee shot of middle class betterment whenever I passed. :)detritus
- I once dropped a fag-end in a bin walking up to peckhams to get some cider, many years ago. On the way back said bin was on fire :\ Guess I didn't stub it well.detritus
- I'll probbaly never, ever go back that way, now that the granfolks are all gone :(detritus
- drgs0
set, do you have this kind of discussions in real life?
- http://i.dailymail.c…drgs
- I see you've been triggered?********
- Take a deep breath********
- no, i think the one who wanted to punch people over preference of chocolate flavors, was youdrgs
- It's a thread to discuss things you don't like. I don't like orange chocolate, so I thought I'd mention it. Get that sand out of your greasy little vagina.********
- set, are you crying?drgs
- No its the grease from your sandy vaginal irritation********
- ummmmmonospaced
- fruitsalad0
maybe it's american thing, googled orange chocolate and this nonsense turned up
Chocolate punch to you all:
Cheers!
- section_0141
People who ask your opinion on something, but then do what they want anyways (for no good reason).
"Hey section_014, I'm a fucking moron who thinks facebook is the the internet. Can you suggest a laptop for $500?."
"Sure moron, here's a good one for the money, which is on sale and usually $800"
"Ohh, umm my retard of a brother in law says I should get an HP"
Then why are you asking me you fat bitch? Go take your diabetes medicine and fuck off.
- nb1
TIMELINE BECAUSE IT'S STILL DOING THIS
- How do I fix this shit? Tried deleting the opm.db file, didn't work.nb
- Adobe CC is buggy garbage shit software. Should have kept Adobe CS5.nb
- Call adobe dude.monospaced
- They have a website too. Have you even bothered reinstalling the desktop cc client?monospaced
- Thanks. Did, worked. Seriously, though? People put up with this?nb
- Glad it's fixed.Hayoth
- never had this issue.fadein11
- Yeah, mine has been solid for yonks now.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯face_melter
- i_monk3
Corporate/marketing drone version of protest gets one punch, and anyone who ever used the phrase "join the conversation" gets two.
- maximum cringe activatedGnash
- red can vs blue can.sarahfailin
- Looks like it's been pulled.i_monk
- too many punches, i guessGnash
- https://pbs.twimg.co…dmay
- HijoDMaite1
Lean Six Sigma
- moldero0
old people aka 'the black people belong at the back of the bus' generation
just had an old canadian dude walking his poodle by my yard (which is fenced) yell at me just for owning a pittbull while i was in my own yard with my dog watering my plants "get rid of that damn thing! one just mauled carlos the other day!"
my response was pretty reasonable I guess
"who the fuck is carlos? go fuck yourself, go back to canada and get a real dog you old fuck."only 2 more weeks of these fucking gringos tourists.
- #magamonospaced
- hahaHijoDMaite
- #mmgasarahfailin
- LOL! nicely done!kona
- Carlos had it coming anyway!davey_g
- RIP Carlos :(face_melter
- lol @responsemaquito
- What does that have to do with racism?Hayoth
- no one said anything about racism hayoth. your lack of reading comprehension explains your political viewsmoldero
- Your first line, you called the guy racist for being old.Hayoth
- carlos was a black dude, i thinkdrgs
- I never said he was racist, though I did state he came from that generationmoldero
- @Carlos had it coming
I spit up my coffee on that one, good stuff!moldero - #FuckCarlospango
- Yeah fucking racist Canadians, in fact black people had to ride at the back of the bus until 3 years ago when drake made it big and we saw the errors of our way_niko
- I think blacks at the end of the bus is unique to us and adrgs
- Goddammit Carlos!fyoucher1
- lolmoldero
- WTF! Not Carlos!Continuity
- did he call you a spick? fucking gringohotroddy
- lol, there's not much "spick" calling here in Sinaloamoldero
- A lot of old white people stood with Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Mr racist moldero.Hayoth
- waKKKe up White Peoples!utopian
- Hayoth. wtf are you on about? nobody said they didn't. mody was using that as a time reference. the generation who lived through that.pango
- Fuck that, how about fought the nazis with their bare hands and sent motherfuckers to the moon generation?_niko
- well considering this guy was a dog racist, he probably kicked rosa parks in the cunt and thinks the moon landing was fake newsmoldero
- Jesus fuck, Carlos died and all you womblecocks can talk about is who is more racist? No heart. You fuckers have no heart.face_melter
- Lol moldie_niko
- Maybe Carlos shouldnt've been waving his dick through the fence at the dog...PublicVoice
- Lol I know another senior going there to retire soon.pango
- detritus3
inc. people who make this shit, people who buy this shit.
- kitchy shit.sarahfailin
- cause nothing says "I Love You" like "Olive You"kona
- I might make this for my partner and see if she says anything. I can imagine the strained smile and forced sense of appreciation "It's.. it's.. wonderful".detritus
- bonus points if she made you a "man cave" signscarabin
- Not to mention, the saying is "Olive Juice" you twats.section_014
- fooler5
guys who clear their throat and spit up loogies in the gym shower
- monospaced3
Live. Laugh. Love.
- Dance like nobody's watching.sarahfailin
- Work Hard . Play Hard.cannonball1978
- if you get married and you in laws family have no taste, you get a bunch of shit with life laugh love on it. Frames, baskets, mugs, towels, plates, ornaments.monospaced
- face_melter0
Doombrains who queue outside Sneakersnstuff for over 36 hours, so they are first in line to buy Yeezy's. Fucking Yeezy's. A shoe for mongs.
"Bertrand, I need you to complete that report on the Jefferson's Insanity Custard account - if it's not done by Friday the whole thing collapses and we look like flapping cunts. Got that? Friday.'
'No way man , can't be done lol - i'm gonna need Thursday and Friday off so I can sit in a deck chair for two days in my own filth and wait to buy some Kanye West slippers.'
' ...'
- mongs lolMrT
- lolGnash
- LOLcruddlebub
- Betrand Face_melter. Has a ring to it.PublicVoice
- canoe1
Well what do they have here... an entire video of everyone I'd punch today.
- cbass99-2
pinkfloyd for posting pictures of him flexing his arms in the Healthy Thread. Tool alert.
People who say "May the 4th be with you." Go fuck yourself you unoriginal bastard.
- May the Sith be with you?Ramanisky2
- It's almost as bad as "Keep Calm and Chive On" Fuck a duck man.cbass99
- lolmonospaced
- People who say 'fuck a duck'********
- it's more of a holiday greeting-- doesn't have to be original. like 'merry christmas'sarahfailin
- also-- kick his ass cbass!sarahfailin
- ducksCyBrainX
- PonyBoy0
folks who use the word 'ideate' or refer to themselves as an 'ideator'
- 'ideots'sarahfailin
- also, people reposting tumblr shit and calling themselves "curators"scarabin
- bainbridge0
Lyrics.
- punches for the whole thingcannonball1978
- not bad, catchy. no worse than the other shit out there. Still perpetuates the myth of the lazy, dumb, materialistic, thug black man but whatever._niko
- Continuity3
A fucking right cross on the fucking temple to cashiers who put the banknote in your hand first, quickly followed by the coins on top of it before you can put it away, making the fucking things slide off and roll fucking everywhere.
Coins first, you cretinous cunts.
- Power move: Just grab the bills, and let the change fall. Let them clean it up.DRIFTMONKEY
- Ah, good one! You know what's what.Continuity
- ... cretins who use cash ... ;)monospaced
- Not going to haul out the bank card for 1.50 € ;)Continuity
- just messing' ... but those ladies who count out exact change, pulling out coins one by one from tiny zipper pouches on oversized wallets in their purses thoughmonospaced
- Aaaaah yeah, they're a special breed of cunty.Continuity
- Ha so true. And top it all off with the useless receipt! Thanks budday!stoplying
- Fax_Benson4
Flytippers - particularly these cunts, who manged to kill 270,000 bees
- That's a bee a day for 739.7260273972602739... years.PublicVoice
