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- i_monk1
YouTube. Why is Auto 480p blurry, but 480p not? Why can't I just force all videos to play at higher resolutions instead of the shitty low auto default?
- They automatically play at the highest resolution if you have the bandwidth. Mine never load in under 1080, for example. I've never, ever seen 480 load in.monospaced
- Well, it also depends on the age of the video, too. Older videos (4-5 years, or so, and older) tend to only have a max resolution of 480p.Continuity
- YT is the only site in the world that thinks I have a poor connection. But the Auto 480/480 discrep has nothing to do with the age or bandwidth.i_monk
- Both are "480" but one is clear and the other, the Auto, is blurry as fuck.i_monk
- I just tested it myself, and you're right. I'd never noticed that before.Continuity
- magic youtube extention.... I think there are versions for firefox, maybe some other browsers too
https://chrome.googl…kalkal - How about punches for tutorial demos or any videos showing screen capture at less than 720p?CyBrainX
- Gnash3
- retarded********
- hilariousPonyBoy
- Punches for the "Old-timey" graphics with modern sentiments genre. Suck me..PublicVoice
- retarded
- detritus1
Google search result pages which keep the focus in the search box, so when you press backspace on the keyboard to go back to the page before, it simply deletes the letters in your search term, reloading bullshit behind.
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yes, I know Google is deprecating backspace navigation (or has done already) in Chrome 'because webapps', but really.
grr.
- in chrome the back is disabled, and you get a message to press option(alt)+left.
on firefox it goes back properly. ru on safari?sted - i'm on firefox, and it doesn't always go back properly. That's the thing - it's not even consistent...detritus
- who the f uses backspace as default?
alt <imbecile - Well, given it's worked that way since at least mid-90s and only requires one key press, lots of people? Certainly, there was a minor uproar on HN about Chromedetritus
- None of these things works on Chrome with my Mac. I use Command - [CyBrainX
- in chrome the back is disabled, and you get a message to press option(alt)+left.
- doggydoggdog0
Stores who make their cashiers call us "guests" - "next guest in line".
When did "customer" become a bad word?
Guests don't pay for things unless you're at a hotel.
- Surely you are a customer at a hotel too?microkorg
- ^ but it's always been "guest."doggydoggdog
- imbecile4
most everyone in traffic
no one seems to know where they are going or how to operate their chosen vehicle on a seemingly daily basis
- that's what everyone says :)monospaced
- If you're in it then you are also traffic. I'm always told this and yes, another punch required.MrT
- humans are awful at traffic.inteliboy
- You see more of it if you ride a bike in a city. Pedestrians being the worst offenders. And they're quick to blame cyclists no matter how wrong they are.CyBrainX
- Cyclists are the worst though ... they run all lights and endanger pedestrians on purpose. In NYC, pedestrians at the top of the totem pole, not bikes and cars.monospaced
- CyBrainX2
The asshole who's going to lay me off tomorrow and had never had one conversation with me.
- https://www.monster.…********
- The guy postponed his team meeting until next week. I might be spared for a little while.CyBrainX
- set shit on fire!pango
- https://www.monster.…
- MrT3
"Curated"
It's a sandwich menu not a MOMA exhibit you interstellar wanker.
- BusterBoy5
Sarah Huckabee Fuckface. What a fucken goon.
- dude wft. You can't just go around saying you want to punch a retarded personkona
- Yeah, really. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.Continuity
- Pfft retarded people can be assholes toocannonball1978
- robotinc4
megamotormadness
- PonyBoy8
brain cancer... for taking a friend from high school who didn't even make it to fucking 40... fuck :(
- My friends 6 year old boy died this year of a brain cancer called DIPG so fucked up and sad.HijoDMaite
- ********-8
Those people you knew in high school or college and weren't particularly good at anything or smart but then found the perfect girl for them and an easy high-paying job and bought a house and make life seem so easy. It makes those years you spent working your ass off and failing at ok relationships seem so trivial.
- Continuity0
H&M for turning '80s band logos into fashion statements.
H&M shoppers for wearing t-shirts for bands whose music they've likely never even heard of, much less listened to.
The bands themselves, for allowing this. I'm looking at you, Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer.
- yeah. I won't wear my vintage (ones I actually bought in the 80s and 90s) band shirts out anymore. i have some bad ass iron maiden ones too. :/kona
- rages me seeing some smiley teen wearing a Nirvana T. fuck you I was beating the shit out of for just listening to them! How dare you wear and be happymugwart
- ********0
Mastercard.
Was listening to the radio yesterday and they kept on playing this ad. They donate a whopping $00.01 for each participating transaction. 1 cent???? How much do these ads cost?
"From July 1 through August 18, 2017, spend $10 or more on your Mastercard when paying for a meal at a qualifying U.S. restaurant, and Mastercard will make a one cent donation up to a maximum of $4 Million to Stand Up To Cancer®.*"
- for ever million meals, that's $10,000 ... and there will be hundreds of millions of meals purchased on mastercards in that timeframemonospaced
- ^ yes they might hit their 4 mil mark. But it's a silly way to market it.********
- Radio ads are pretty cheap.monospaced
- I do see your point though ... many thousands of ads go toward paying for the radio spot ... better off not advertising at all :)monospaced
- If they said $1 dollar from each transaction up to $1 million would sound more impressive.********
- who listens to the radio anymore?fooler
- kona6
The mouth breather gutter snipe friend-of-a-friend who commented on a family 4th of July post I made on FB.
I posted a picture which included my dad, my 3 sons, my nephew, and I, which simply said "Men" (my boys were in cool, non-American flag clothing but abstract red, white, and blue shirts) and this trailer trash posts something along the lines of "Funny how you're out celebrating the 4th while a few months ago you wanted to move to Canada."
First: At no point in time have I ever made a joke about, referenced, or mentioned wanting to or thinking of moving to Canada, presumably after the election.
Second: While yes, my boys were dressed in red, white, and blue clothing nothing about the post was over the top patriotic or political.
Third and most laughably: Dis bitch, a few hours earlier, had posted a video of her and her slag friends and boyfriends prancing around wearing American Flag speedos (the men, who are somewhere in the park of 5' 7" 265lbs), American Flag handkerchiefs on their head, American Flag sunglasses, flip flops, and abortion kits who months before had posted some racist shit about how sacred the American Flag is and how it shouldn't be stomped on by (insert racist slang here).
While I agree that the flag shouldn't be stomped on, coming from a 265lb person wearing an American Flag speedo it... loses something when a group such as this has it plaster all over their body.
Fukn Trump Trash.
Nearly ruined my day but luckily I was wearing a unicorn tshirt which makes it nearly impossible to get mad.
- lolmonospaced
- Can I join you in this punch fest ?Ramanisky2
- Of coursekona
- Your first mistake was Facebook. The second was your Facebook comment settings.imbecile
- facebook comments got worst than youtube comments in the past few yearsmoldero
- first mistake was not moving to canada. second mistake was facebookdrgs
- @imbecile my comments are set to private. we're 'friends' on FB through a mutual friend.kona
- this cunt...imbecile
- Skinny Rhino shirt?BH26
- No. It was an average size Unicorn shirtkona
- robotinc-1
Apple, who sold me a laptop with a shit graphics card, then issued a recall over it which they never told me about. So now that I live in another country when the problem hit, there's "nothing we can do, we can't order parts. If only you still lived in California were they can still fix it"
Clowns!
- Same here, had a 2010 that started restarting after a few years. Since i was more than 5 years out, SOL.ArmandoEstrada
- damn. sucks. I just got a new mortherboard in my MBP -- apple paid even though the recall had expired.Gnash
- anyway you can get it to cali?Gnash
- any way*Gnash
- In Cali. I even called applcare no go. its now a 7 year old computer, I've had this issue for the last 2-3 years.ArmandoEstrada
- The shit part was i was just in Cali at the being of June. Now I'm back in NZ on my 4th tier of "Genius" support.robotinc
- that really sucks.Gnash
- Why didn't you call them 3 YEARS AGO when the issue started? Punches for you ;)monospaced
- The final response was to buy a new computerrobotinc
- monospaced: Never new about the program, as all they did was post on their website...robotinc
- so really you just lived with these issues for 2-3 years without saying anything to them about it ... nicemonospaced
- face_melter3
'Wellness' and the flying fuckito clowns who peddle it.
- detritus0
Those moments of existential crisis where you realise just how fundamentally awful eating meat is.
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I'm not a vegetarian, in case you want to jump down my throat.
- +scarabin_net
- ++moldero
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I typed that with my steak sandwichkona - the thing is - i'm powerless.
i can't not eat meat.
I really don't know how to reconcile itdetritus - you're not, though. just need to do some research on what your meatless options actually are, and it won't seem like such a big dealscarabin_net
- def what scarabin said. Maybe it's just the texture. You can definitely get that and near that flavor with other meatless options.kona
- been meatless (except fish, which yes is a meat) since 2006 and i have no desire to eat animals (except delicious fish)sarahfailin
- fundamentally necessaryimbecile
- I wrote this after seeing very smart and empathic behaviour from a chicken, creatures I've viewed as walking vegetables for a long time now...detritus
- ...much similar to the common cognitive dissonance of a lot of 'vegetarian' fish-eaters I've met over the years.detritus
- it's not like humans are the only creatures to eat meat. it's a very natural process, the consumption of other living creatures.imbecile
- As I said, I'm a meat-eater, but as a higher-conscious mammal I sometimes stumble over the reality of what that entails.
"It's not very nice".detritus - the idea of being "nice" when it comes to eating one's prey is uniquely humanmonospaced
- It's not the lack of meat that is the struggle, it's the wet farts as a result.ShenanigansTV
- wagshaft0
Earthing.
- imbecile4
Adobe Illustrator for somehow needing 2MB to store a solid fill vector object.