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Why isn't there a place to drop off prepaid USPS packages in my city? I can drop things in mailboxes but only up to 13 ounces.
- After hours that is. Can't go during work :/********
- No post office? My post office doesn't make you wait in line if it's just a drop off.section_014
- After hours that is. Can't go during work :/
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How do people fall for telemarketing scams?
I just got a call from an Indian guy on speaker phone with a terrible connection offering to save me money on my electric bill.
I'm not even sure how the scam works but do people fall for it?
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Job postings that list employer as confidential or anonymous.
Why?
Aren't you going to get less qualified candidates? Talented people don't want to apply if they don't know what they're applying for.
- Maria Shriver isn't going to carry her own groceries.sarahfailin
- it'd be pretty awkward applying for your own jobGnash
- Employer is gash.MrT
- sarahfailin2
Prison for:
Martin Shkreli, accused of defrauding his hedge fund investors and a pharmaceutical company, was convicted on three of eight counts on Friday, after a five-week trial in the Federal District Court in Brooklyn.- They're going to have to drill him a new arsehole after the old one gets worn out.Continuity
- White collar crime. He's not going to end up in a cell with Schillinger. Unfortunately.face_melter
- Is there prisons that are like club med in the US? I believe it used to be a thing, but do they really exist?capn_ron
- https://www.youtube.…monospaced
- ^^^ hahaha. i hope he goes to that prison.capn_ron
- https://getyarn.io/y…sarahfailin
- @capt_ron: Club Fed.
https://en.wikipedia…Continuity - https://www.youtube.…elahon
- Tricky one, this - as much as the guy gets my back up, what he did isn't a hundred miles away from Standard Operating Procedure in business.detritus
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Why do England and other countries have kings and queens?
- Well, aren't you just full of questions today, fredddddd.Continuity
- Because the anunaki descended from heaven, taught humanity agriculture and commerce, had sex with the woman and left hybrid spawn here to rule when they left********
- That hybrid spawn, royalty, has desperately been trying to preserve it's DNA ever since by inbreeding, while ruling over and exploiting the population.********
- Obviously.********
- For that tourism dollar yo!
The USA have appropriated royalty to make Disney billions.Hayzilla - Listen: Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!allthethings
- face_melter1
Urban Outfitters, for opening a new store in the centre of town - or moving, I don't fucking know - in all my years living here I've been in it once to buy something, I forget what, probably some plastic tat. No, wait - porno birthday card! It's in the uppity cunty part of town with cunty stores like Gucci etc. where the Eurotrash and braying monied cunts of Stockholm malinger, so I always avoid it. The whole area could be replaced by gold-plated inflatable dogs and I wouldn't know. Anyway, the new store has swallowed about a third of the floor space of a book shop that already occupies the same retail unit. Because, instead of books which inspire and amaze, people would rather buy a replica Motörhead shirt covered in monkey vomit or whatever the fuck UO pass off as fashion.
- monkey vomit is so last yearPonyBoy
- hotdog vomit ftw
http://www.qbn.com/r…GuyFawkes - some good band names in here;
- uppity cunty
- gold-plated inflatable dogs
- porno birthday card
- braying monied cunts: BMCGnash
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Table football.
Boring. Repetitive. Tedious. No skill required.
Unnaceptable replacement for a pool table.
- is this another thread about kickball football soccer?ArchitectofFate
- I'm not talking about your retarded hand egg game aka rugby in nappies. I'm talking about real football applied to a shitty table. Foosball.********
- AKA 'Kicker', in Germany.Continuity
- (table football, that is)Continuity
- wait, are you talking about ping pong? What are you talking about? American football on a table?capn_ron
- never mind, i got it. you're talking about air hockey. That's what it is called. Canadian Air Hockey.capn_ron
- http://s2.quickmeme.…moldero
- I've never understood 'foosball' or wer the fuck it's called. I came to particularly hate it when a friend's 12 year old son kicked my ass at it the other year.detritus
- I've come to believe it was invented so that talentless people could gain a glimpse at what it's like to win at things********
- Seems like lots of people like foosball?********
- some bar kicked me out once for "spinning". like that's a thing, no spinning allowed. LolHijoDMaite
- fuck me 11 downvotes haha. You guys really like that shit?********
- Set's too cool for foosball.wagshaft
- bainbridge-3
Why is Jennifer Lawrence married to Javier Bardem in a movie?
He's 22 years older than her. Gives guys unrealistic views of women.
- https://media.giphy.…moldero
- it's only unrealistic if you don't happen to be a rich man.Gnash
- Now, seriously. Javier Bardem could do so much better than Jennifer Lawrence.Continuity
- What a thing to complain about.monospaced
- Yeah, I saw a movie with a talking dog. It's political correctness gone mad.MrT
- My 67 year old father has a 31 year old girlfriend********
- Though to be fair he has all his hair, most of its colour and is probably fitter than me.********
- It's everyone knows men mature slower than females, so the age gap is perfect really!robotron3k
- she's always matched with older men in all her movies, she once talked about it in an interview. Its the Hollywood reality. Must sucks to be a women in that busBennn
- iness.Bennn
- It may be about pairing up these two stars more than anything...********
- young women sells more than "older" one... sad but true, as simple as thisBennn
- i'm working on this shitscarabin
- Because that was how the story was written. You don't have to watch it and get your fragile sensibilities "hurt"cannonball1978
- PonyBoy0
Me... punch me please.
Because... I have NO CLUE how to deal w/clients that 'think' they're helping you by doing bits of work in Illustrator or Photoshop and then forwarding you a file AS IF it's any use to you...
Same client also decided to create their OWN MOBILE WEBSITE w/out telling me using some online application / host other than their main one. They then send me a SCREEN CAP of this script that must be copied / pasted to EVERY FUCKING WEBPAGE on the existing site in order for the redirect to work (the site is over 50 pages and is in Wordpress ).
If I could just come up w/a way of saying 'Thank you... but what you did was a complete fucking waste of time and actually will set me back if I have to work around this shit...'
HOW DO YOU SAY THAT W/OUT BEING / COMING OFF AN ASSHOLE???
Someone please punch me a big fat wadded-up knucker clear across the confused moronic look on my face as I'm FUCKING CLUELESS ON HOW TO DEAL w/shit like this.
Last time (and this happens a lot) that I spoke up and said 'thanks but this may make things harder...'... THEY YELLED AT ME!! "I'M FUCKING HELPING YOU, KEVIN!!"
... lol... NO GODDAMNT... NOOOOOOooooooo... just tell me what you need done and back the FUCK OFF AND LET ME DO MY JEEERB!! :(
Punch me.
- Crush them like a coke addled CD taking strips off a home sick intern.monoboy
- Happens a lot more recently. A clients' recent 'marketing' guy tried to do the design on a recent project whilst I ended up doing the marketing.monoboy
- People just want to make stuff. Sadly, none of them can. Be brutal. Set boundaries. You're the one that spent X years and X dollars training.monoboy
- The most effect way to deal with this is to point out the inefficiency and lost billable time. Always bill the extra time. https://pbs.twimg.co…monoboy
- lol @ your first reply! :DPonyBoy
- lol at homesick internFax_Benson
- bainbridge0
- This video is not available.
Sorry about that.detritus - I'm guessing from the thumbnail it's yet another mumbling motherfucker with nut-hugging jeans, dribbling over what sounds like Casio preset #4 set at -16.face_melter
- This video is not available.
- detritus-5
"nuff said".
Always loathed this term. It's usually used by people generally incapable of expressing themselves ably enough to make the statement valid.
- innit.face_melter
- well there's at least 5 people here who use it********
- lol @ facesarahfailin
- sted3
Karlie Kloss
- I have really dark thoughtssted
- After white rhino racing and Bengal tiger tennis, punching leggy models is my third favourite sport.face_melter
- punches for WiX********
- < lolVectorMasked
- detritus-1
Clients who assume you're psychic / Clients who are oblivious to the need for description, so trying to eke detail out of them is akin to extracting blood from very old stones.
- chukkaphob2
- china ? I have seen this exact same thing (and worse) on a chinese airline.d_gitale
- that guy needs a manbraGnash
- how can you tell it's a guy?chukkaphob
- ^ the arm hair and bicep structureGnash
- Just keep spitting on their foot and leg, that's my plan if this ever happens to me.eryx
- a lighter would helpGnash
- papercut between the toes?ArchitectofFate
- Gollum flies economy?detritus
- Good to board with feathers just incase :3bklyndroobeki
- bainbridge0
http://splinternews.com/joel-ost…
Joel Osteen Says He Didn't Open His Church for Shelter From Harvey Because Nobody Asked Him To
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- face_melter1
'Oh, I have to leave early because of my kids, can you do this thing because you're already mad-fucking stressed with four other projects?'
'Oh, I can't do this work because my kids are doing something, you know 3D. Every single 3D program on the planet operates in exactly the same way, right?'
Fuck your fucking kids and the rancid growler they slithered out from.
- Agreed!Continuity
- fuck 'em get kids of your own. Eller vabba åt dem och få deg.ArchitectofFate
- try this: "sorry, I can't today, my horny gf is waiting for me at home..."uan
- can't wait until I have a kid and it's my turn to pull this shitmonospaced
- Downvotes from the breeders.face_melter
- Here's an upvote. Fuck those bitch made little kids.section_014
- rancid growler?sarahfailin
- there has to some benefit to having those little fuckersGnash
- to be*Gnash
- LOL no one likes other peoples kids.sea_sea
- A guy at work pulls this 2xa week.notype
- scarabin_net1
fucking "snap" in photoshop. i hate it when photoshop tries to be smart.
i can't even find where to turn it off properly
