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- PonyBoy0
Allergies...
I haven't been able to see a fucking thing this entire day >:|
- ah but how do you punch them?sarahfailin
- for some reason I now have a broken nose and a black eye... :/PonyBoy
- sted0
tattooed football fans against animal cruelty
(and my ex invited me to like this page)
- capn_ron0
Either Mac OS Sierra's update or Wacom for royally fucking me right in the bum without even a reach around. Really making it fun for me to design today when I can't figure out what your pen and mouse are trying to do!
Thanks Trump!
- detritus0
The guy who's currently playing the piano, badly, in the cafe out the front here. He's been at it for about 30 minutes plinkety-plonking half-remembered tunes that he clumsily and frequently fumbles and fucks up.
I can't get my head around the sort of people who unthinkingly impose their shit, loudly, on other people with scant regard for manners or mutual respect.
He's either ignorant, arrogant or autistic. Perhaps all three.
Probably all three.
- Also, "can't" say anything as he's the father of some kid who's having music lessons in a sound-dampened rehearsal room.
*steam*detritus - is he being paid by said cafe?monospaced
- no,no, no - he's just a visitor - brought his son in for some local music-making thing they do every week.detritus
- lol, welp - that did it - he started up again and I put my head out, loudly exclaimed "Jesus fucking autistic Christ is this guy on again?" and lo, he stopped.detritus
- Aggressive Passive Aggression.
My trademark™ technique.detritus - If it's comedy bad, like Les Dawson then cool - but if it's 'cat walking on keys' bad then he must, MUST, get fucked.face_melter
- Also, "can't" say anything as he's the father of some kid who's having music lessons in a sound-dampened rehearsal room.
- mg331
Holy shit... discovered I somehow missed a domain renewal yesterday and the new invoice they sent was $120, not the regular $20 yearly renewal cost.
Asked my actual web host about it because of some server modifications I had to quickly make (different registrar, different host) and they said the additional $100 was most likely due to expiration.
I then asked the registrar in a series of rapidly frustrating emails, they said "that's our new price."
WTF????? A $100 increase for domain registration and yearly renewal???? When dozens and dozens of other registrars and hosting companies charge around $20 a year???? Naturally I asked them how the hell they expect to stay in business!
Asked to talk to their highest manager, they then offered the next year for $20, then $120 next year, or, I could transfer to a new registrar. WhyTF would I stay with them????
- move one. may i ask who are they?********
- hostingcheck.com.mg33
- fuck all that jazz! post that story in one of those host review blog/forum deals.moldero
- https://www.crowdrev…moldero
- coolest domain name i ever owned was handcraftedpixels .com and i lost it to a shady hostmoldero
- buy it back for $4k
https://www.hugedoma…Gnash - they can keep itmoldero
- namecheap.com********
- they can't keep it geez, just move away from that crap... and just to let you know there is a 30+60 days until a domain really expires...sted
- so if they want money after a day or a week etc. it's a scam.sted
- Once the domain expires and enters into the redemption period, you basically have to renew with the same registrar. Pay the money then move it somewhere cheapermonNom
- Not surprised they're charging $120 if they're a small outfit. Domains are a time suck. Even talking to you about this has probably eaten up all their profit.monNom
- i've seen so many of my domains up for sale when they got scooped after i let them expire, such a weird businessimbecile
- move one. may i ask who are they?
- moldero0
Nosy Neighbors
- guy above me still using his drill and hammer like he is living in a single-family home. and on the top of that he has alzheimers.sted
- haha maybe he keeps forgetting he moved into an apartmentmoldero
- < I meant 'Nosy' though not 'Noisy', the neighborhood cunt just told me to cut my grass today, Bitch it aint the weekend yet!
some of us do gotta work n shitmoldero - now I'm gonna postpone it for another 2 weeks.moldero
- scarabin5
"mini taco bites"?
bitch, you mean nachos
- BusterBoy3
Punches for me.
Was out for dinner recently. The restaurant wouldn't accept card (punches for them too) so I went to a nearby ATM to get some cash out. Was literally directly across the road.
Put my card in, punched in my PIN and went to withdraw $100. Waited a few seconds...it spat my card out and I left.
Forgetting to take my frickin $100!
Realised what I had done when I got back to the restaurant...raced back to the ATM - you think my $100 was still there?
Dick.
- detritus0
People who phone up about work at 7.30pm, especially people who aren't existing clients and might know taht it's ok to.
Sure, I'm here and I answered — but really, what's going through your tiny little mind to make you think that's an appropriate or useful thing to do?
We're not talking 6-ish, wherein my sort of concern might well be open, we're talking a full hour (or two!) after 'the culture wot I live in' would generally expect a business like mine to have shut for the day.
So odd, I'll never get it.
Not as bad as those cunts who phone at 7.30am 'on the off-chance' — I have to switch my work phone (a mobile) off at night because of those cunts.
- I have a feeling I've probably mentioned this already a few times in this thread...detritus
- The reason my work phone never actually leaves the office. I don't even check my email outside of my working hours. *Everything* can wait until tomorrow.face_melter
- (everyone at my place has a mobile, no desk 'phones)face_melter
- maybe don't answer and keep on dndcannonball1978
- Fax_Benson1
the inordinate amount of time I spend cleaning greasy smears off my scratch-proof spectacle lenses.
drives me fucking insane.
- Continuity1
These little cunts:
I've had an invasion of them for the past month, thanks to the building's organic recycling bin being 3 metres away from one of my windows, and me living on the ground floor.
I've got three vinegar traps throughout the flat, and they work, but these fuckers just keep coming.
Think I'll spray some insecticide in that bin.
Cunts.
- I got this! Get mouse glue and a load of empty cans, and a can of cider. Put a finger's worth of cider in the bottom of each can, then ooze mouse glue around...detritus
- ...the top of each can, dribbling across all surfaces, but not blocking the hole. Leave for a few days, gazing in horror as the glue blackens with fly corpses.detritus
- Mouse glue = transparent and odourless gloop that stays sticky for weeks on end. Be careful — it's a fucker when it goes awry..!detritus
- https://www.amazon.c…uan
- ^ uan, fruit flies don't come through windows. they spontaneously wink into existence like some kind of quantum demon horde.Gnash
- What's going on here are they eating the orange with their fucking anuses or what********
- yes they're laying eggs, I know.********
- 'No Springs'
https://sc01.alicdn.…
What kind of fuck fear is that?detritus
- detritus1
"Do you give discounts to companies that exclusively use your laser cutting service?" — from someone I've never heard of and if I did this job for them, will more than likely never hear from again.
Fuck off.
- Tell them you do take off 20%, but as you'll now work exclusively for them, you'll have to add 20%********
- i just ignored it. Can't stand cunts who ask for discounts for no good reason (unless they're students, of course)detritus
- Tell them you do take off 20%, but as you'll now work exclusively for them, you'll have to add 20%
- imbecile0
the overweight to obese woman who questioned my eating habits as I ate a nut and oat bar, her thinking it was a candy bar... and outweighing me by at least 90lbs
- I guess punching her would be like punching a bin bag full of sick. No effect or purchase at all.face_melter
- ********0
This wanker
- kingsteven0
- yay!! 20 years later and browsers still can't render shit the same... YAY!!PonyBoy
- detritus2
The people presenting How-To half hour videos, when you're half way through watching and realise that not only do they not really have a clue, but you'd've done it all better yourself from nothing.
- i'm grateful for the YT commenter who posts a timestamp telling you where to scrub to so you can bypass 6mins of some dick who loves to listen to themselvesPonyBoy
- hey yeah, so I'm going to tell you how to clean a cast iron skillet. i got one of these 4 years ago from my mom's garage, and...sarahfailin
- C4D videos do this - 15 minutes of 'first you click Open, then browse to the...'. You fucking clowncunt, just show me how the fucking tool works.face_melter
- bklyndroobeki1
So happy to be moving from this apartment with the person adjacent to me, knowing there are thin walls... moving shit in their apartment constantly til 4a/5a. Is there a name for this illness... I doubt they are just a late owl.
Balcony, facing east... here I come.
- Alleyway views and all?utopian
- No, just tops of houses.bklyndroobeki
- Late owl? Do you mean "Night owl"?PublicVoice
- sarahfailin4
- these fucking sociopaths
- Cunts********
- Douche Bag Skin Color ✔
Douche Bag Hair Cuts ✔
No Respect For Life ✔
Mos Def Trump Votersmoldero - vid sauce?moldero
- https://www.washingt…sarahfailin
- the FB comments on that link gave me cancermoldero
- here's his instagram https://www.instagra…moldero
- thanks for the link btw sara :)moldero
- Horriblepinkfloyd
- Is that what a sociopath is?SteveJobs
- Oh fuck off, what the fuck is wrong with them?garbage
- These cunts should be the ones dragged behind that boat. Arseholes.face_melter
- So many people on FB defending them... this makes me sad.Longcopylover
- And one here...********
- I hope these cunts fall overboard somewhere they shouldn't one daydetritus
- waiting for omg to defend thismoldero
- Bros who ‘tortured’ shark have a history of abusing wildlife.
http://nypost.com/20…utopian - http://nypost.com/20…GuyFawkes
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- detritus1
Me, when using my partner's laptop and I press the screen to pause video.
It's obviously not touch screen.
- punch that screen brah. punch it til it responds to your touchsarahfailin
- lol that's what my mother tried to do with my macbook********