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Ugly floors. You really wanted to add more design here?
- bklyndroobeki0
Equifax had 'admin' as login and password in Argentina
- section_0140
Stop sign controlled intersections with two lanes of traffic going the same direction. How do these even exist? 4-way, single lane stops work because there's an alternating flow you can follow. 8 fucking cars pulling up at random times is chaos.
"You go?"
"Oh me?"
"No?"
"Yeah?"Then two cars go at once and almost crash. Genius bit of engineering there.
- ********0
my dealer and his replacement.
my dealer left town but before he introduced me to his replacement.
after brief introduction and arrangements (I would like around 100€ every month/month and a half) and right before I was leaving the new guy tells me:"Okay were set I just need to let you know that it will cost you 10€ per gram."
"Sorry? I don't understand what you're talking about."
"Instead the usually 6€ per gram I will start charging 10€ per gram."I said okay and left.
It's obvious I will not continue to buy though I'm almost dry.Seriously, the price was good for the quality (not too strong though) but like that there's other people who have stronger/better for a lower price.
I just don't have the contact...hahahaha!
Fuck!
- bklyndroobeki-3
Ok gang, what to do with my neighbors with this shit in their yard?
I'm 6 stories above them. You don't live in a house in the country. It's been *bing *bonging all night and morning for the past 3 weeks. I want to shoot it down w/ a BB but afraid hitting electrical wiring.
Water balloon? Sling shot with nerf goo? Fishing rod? Spidey web to get it tied up? There's a branch in the way but I can make it happen. Or would I just be asking for trouble. Not driving me mad but I cannot do 10 more months of it.
- closing windows even through headphones 6 stories up I can still hear it.bklyndroobeki
- ... nothing in the grand scheme of what's happening in the world though. nvmbklyndroobeki
- Meditation.********
- only demons don't like wind chimesGuyFawkes
- lolbklyndroobeki
- nah they are just appropriating. i'd understand if it was part of their heritage.bklyndroobeki
- ^see what you did there********
- write a notemonospaced
- Throw paper airplanes down into the yard, with sketches of what orifice(s) you will insert the wind chime into if they don't fucking quit it.face_melter
- We have one (my gf idea). Just talk to them. If we heard ours was annoying anyone we would get rid.Hayzilla
- true - most people have no idea how annoying they are until you tell them.Fax_Benson
- I think I have terrible misophonia :(bklyndroobeki
- door slamming (loud sounds) especially get to me. now this windchime.bklyndroobeki
- http://www.bbc.com/n…bklyndroobeki
- Punches for bklyn LOL. Calm down and practice some focus skills.twentyfive
- If a wind chime SIX STORIES UP is still bothering you WITH HEADPHONES ON AND THE DOOR CLOSED you have a bigger issue at hand...twentyfive
- Also how do you appropriate fking wind chimes??? LOL you deserve the hell you're living in you hipster punktwentyfive
- hans_glib-3
droners. or whatever you call the selfish cunts who despoil a beauty spot by flying their whiny buzzy toy around ruining the place for everyone else.
and i thought selfie sticks were bad....
- Get your own drown to destroy it with.section_014
- I caught 5 mins of a drone racing thing on TV last night. It's nuts and super impressive.Hayzilla
- Fax_Benson0
Fucking horrible convenience store window graphics. Not picking specifically on the Poles here - and that example is actually relatively good, and at least clean, compared to most around here.
It's a nightmarish and unnecessary blight. Everybody knows what's in your shop. Polish lager, grot mags and weird tinned food. We don't need a 6ft x 6ft close-up picture of a salami.
And it's shop after shop, street after street. An arms race of ever more saturated images of shit shiraz and fake Magnums.
Some of the shops are actually nice, double-bay fronted victorian and could look really nice with clear windows and a bit of paint.
- Wow - every shop where I live is either H&M, Starbucks, Pret etc... Embrace the independent however bad the outside looks. The homogenisation of the High St isfadein11
- a hideous thing.fadein11
- where do you live? Westfield?Fax_Benson
- it's the ultimate homogenisation - they all look the same, just different colours / fizzy drinks / meats.Fax_Benson
- This is true for pretty much every deli market and grocery store in NYC too. Fading printouts of food and dishes to hide dusty windows.monospaced
- perfect branding in cities kills any charm. it's not an issue really. bad branding is fun to look at (as a designer at least).fadein11
- not Westfield nope... you get my point. on any high street where I live there is prob 1 or 2 independents. it's sad. greedy councils.fadein11
- If you had posted about vape / protein / mobile repair shop my response may have been different though.fadein11
- high end stores / chains do it too. This stuff just looks worse, obviously.Fax_Benson
- funnily enough I wasn't looking for your favourable response when I posted it.Fax_Benson
- I tend to live by the rule if a place has photos of the food it sells avoid at all costs (I do crack occasionally though), so it can be useful.fadein11
- Noone is after my favourable response here. None likes me.fadein11
- Fax_Benson0
- One pack of blue wisla please********
- Cigs? What's a wistla?bklyndroobeki
- I was playing on the word rizla...********
- One pack of blue wisla please
- Fax_Benson0
- these can fuck off too. Get it off the pavement.Fax_Benson
- what you dislike the plastic version of something that has been around for 100 years (at least) or you just don't play the lottery?fadein11
- It's ugly, unnecessary and is blocking the pavement. And it suggests that that street is good for nothing else.That it's not for people,Fax_Benson
- I agree but these have been around for donkeys years lol - such a strange thing to be upset about.fadein11
- have you had an incident with one before? did it swing back while having a piss or something?fadein11
- it's the punches for thread, it's supposed to be an impotent rant. And they're a legit eyesore and encumbrance. Not as though I said deaf kids or nurses.Fax_Benson
- haha - I know...fadein11
- Now Fax. Show me on this doll where the lottery sign touched you...Hayzilla
- imbecile0
most everyone in traffic...
people who don't use turn signals
people who don't turn off turn signals
people that race up behind / beside the motorcycle to piggy back my speeding
people who turn either right or left at intersections from the center lane once they realize they are indeed at the street they wanted to turn on
people who cross same direction traffic lanes to turn in general
people who pull up beside me in my car or motorcycle and begin revving their engine in an attempt to bait me into racing
people who speed up once they realize they are being passed for holding up traffic making the pass impossible or require excessive speeding
people who do any speed under the speed limit without need to
people who honk when I slow down to cross abusive railroad tracks with my moto or car
people who dangerously pull out in front of anyone
bonus:
cyclists who want road respect but won't respect the road
- that's a lot of puncheshans_glib
- People who call turn signals "Blinkers"aslip
- Amen on the DB's who speed up when being passed.aslip
- sounds like if you encountered yourself driving, you'd want to punch him too ;)monospaced
- sounds like fuck off wexlerimbecile
- what the hell man? why so antagonistic? what did I do to you to cause you to use my real name? Really?monospaced
- Hope someone spills you and your bike all over the freewaytwentyfive
- sarahfailin3
- cruise ships. fuck 'em and everyone who thinks this is a great fucking idea.
- wow to that engineering thoughimbecile
- can't be real.bklyndroobeki
- "canned" one-size-fits-all experiences have never been my thing but yeah, that boat is impressive afscarabin
- How does that float?********
- Agree. My worst nightmare but they are certainly extremely impressive boats.Hayzilla
- http://www.smithsoni…imbecile
- sarahfailin1
also, people on facebook who like ALL of the comments on their posts. grow some fucking balls. not everyone deserves a like.
- likemoldero
- i didn't upvote... ah ok i'll upvote.bklyndroobeki
- Sup Chukka!utopian
- CALM DOWN AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVEtwentyfive
- bklyndroobeki3
- They rip you a new ass hole with high interest rates. Steer clear of these guys. Using tragedy to make $$$$$$$ fuck them!bklyndroobeki
- I applied for this when I thought I was going to get adult braces. Then I figured having fucked up teeth was better than their interest rate.fooler
- sofas0
Fucking water utility company and landlord. Also first world problems.
Moved late April and got everything settled with them. Since then just paying my bills and all is good.
A few weeks ago I get an SMS from the water company that my registration of the apartment is authorised. I text back asking what they are talking about since it was already settled and of course I don't get a response.
Call them today and apparently another apartment in my building is under my name. I ask for the paper work and further details and am told to try Public Inquiries or just come to their office.
I'm thinking this is Identity theft or a mistake. I call my landlord who tells me that no such other apartment exists and that they will get back to me by tomorrow.
- ********3
Dumb choices.
- mg331
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- ZOOP2
Whoever keeps coming up with crap like "man cave" and "she shed". FFS they are called the den and the kitchen.
- Mine is a gentleman's lair.mg33
- That last part was a "punch" line. I'll find the door.ZOOP
- https://media.giphy.…Bluejam
- "man" anything as a prefix= punchescannonball1978
- "Poon Palace"aslip
- Mine is "totally not lame, super cool, awesome hideout"pango
- mine is Shag ShackBeeswax
- I'm either in or out. Couldn't give a shit about labelsIanbolton
- vvvv0
Lame corporate greenwashing
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