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People with terrible portfolios who have long bios where they claim to have always been "obsessed" with art or design.
- face_melter1
Super-tight deadline, waiting on some fud to send his renders. No time for slip-ups, dilly-dallying, malingering, or general slipshod fuckery.
*checks email*
Hey, here are the renders you were after!*opens email*
images are embedded, not attached or as download links.*save images, open in Ps, close eyes and pray to CG gods*
images are same size as a gnat's cunt.
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if you're using mac good luck.sted - lol, i'd read your blog. get on itGnash
- Gnats Cunt .. LOLRamanisky2
- tell him to email the filesmonospaced
- ^ the originals were just as shitty and tiny with no time for new versions. They were 500px high and went on an A1 board. Imagine how SHIT they looked LOLOLOLface_melter
- you always have a great turn of phrase, man... 'general slipshod fuckery'... I'm stealing that.BuddhaHat
- fud is a great word too. I guess it was too late to tell General Slipshod to render your images at an acceptable size?CyBrainX
- We got the project late with no time to do anything. The usual for this guy (not render guy). The "I have a meeting in 2 hours, I need 4 images" kind of cunt.face_melter
- that probably would fuck the colourspace. Reject the amatures work!mugwart
- You graphic designers sure complain a lot don't you? You'll get no sympathy from me, you chose the stupid job, now SUCK IT!PublicVoice
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- stoplying-1
The sensitive gentleman who took his acoustic guitar out AT THE AIRPORT and started playing "Dust In The Wind".
- lolGnash
- free wifi isn't helping?Gnash
- He just switched it up to "Tears in Heaven" by Clapton. What a douchestoplying
- Now playing: "Blackbird"stoplying
- pics :)Gnash
- VidsRamanisky2
- if he starts playing American pie, run! lol_niko
- Should have asked him if he knew 'Guitar Man in the Airport is an Annoying Cunt'.face_melter
- live streamKrassy
- Bernard Face-melter just learned the word "cunt" today.PublicVoice
- face_melter2
The ride never fucking ends.
"Hey, I know time is tight, so I already did some work on the render, y'know, just to help you out a bit."
"Ok, cool. Thanks"
*open PSD, look at layers*
Oh...
- Fuck me, that layers palette is a real shit show.
Punch him in his sack.Continuity - That way of connecting adjustments to layers fucking ruins me. I hate it. Use selections and masks, you bumble-headed bastards.face_melter
- That's bad but I've seen PSDs with hundreds of layers not named.CyBrainX
- helpfully majority of layers coded in purple.fruitsalad
- pull the trigger! Standards are for stressful timesmugwart
- At one of my jars I proposed a Photoshop jar - like a swear jar but for unnamed layers and general Photoshop fuckery.CyBrainX
- <one of my jobs, not jars>
P{unches for bad typing.CyBrainX - Neville Brand and Edmund O'brien in "DOA".
What do I win?PublicVoice
- Fuck me, that layers palette is a real shit show.
- Ianbolton1
Went to a gig last night and this woman was going on and on and on and on about her daughter, over the band, to this guy she was with. He looked a bit too pissed to even realise she existed. I eventually said I've not paid £16 to listen to her this evening and she went nuts, as if to say I did pay £16 to listen to her.
DICK!!
- Should have punched her in the cunt********
- I find best thing to do is in-between song, go get a drink, then stand somewhere else.fruitsalad
- Why should I move? Like Set said, I should've punched her in the cunt and have been done with itIanbolton
- Should have punched her in the cunt
- ********-3
People that think 'data' is plural.
'the data are incorrect'.
No.
- Dirty dataHayoth
- it can be both, can't it?
These data are incorrect.Gnash - Data is the plural for Datum. But as a mass noun it always takes the singularGnash
- It's not plural********
- just like 'math'Gnash
- ...s********
- You don't say 'The math are'Maaku
- Which illiterate cunt downvoted?********
- data is the plural of datumdrgs
- You can argue until hell freezes over. Data is not plural and saying 'the data are' is an abomination********
- now I know:
punches for people who are angered by grammardrgs - Yes. If you're going to speak, speak properly.********
- It's really not much to ask, in my opinion.monospaced
- ********1
- i am so tired of hearing about breadface! christ!sarahfailin
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- mg331
People who brag about the charcuterie plates they assembled. F off, it's meat and cheese and bread and toppings, not building a fusion reactor.
LOL
- No dish is building a fusion reactor, are you saying no food is worthy of a brag?monospaced
- http://i1.wp.com/www…Gnash
- http://site.mawebcen…Gnash
- I know which one i'd pick :)Gnash
- I'm far more impressed and excited by a charcuterie board than a fusion reactor. Just saying.********
- i_monk0
"Ringing ear" sound effects in TV/film, like when a bomb goes off.
- scarabin0
^ or when a character has a flashlight and it sweeps the camera and your brain goes, "agh! i'm blinded!"
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Shaquille O'Neal
- hahahabulletfactory
- He's quite a buffoon and sellout if you give him $4. Isn't he filthy rich for life? Why does he act that way?CyBrainX
- i don't remember why anymore to be honest********
- futurefood0
People who ask:
"What's your bandwidth?"
- who asks that? (other than teen gamers that'll be playing at your house)Gnash
- ugh, my former ad agency said this shit.bezoar
- what's your dickwidth?sarahfailin
- 32"********
- ^ Daft Punk is playing at my house.PublicVoice
- face_melter0
I need you to add some stuff to these renders - extra trees n' shit, stop it looking like a pile of shit housing scheme in the Stockholm suburbs - I mean It *is* a pile of shit scheme in the Stockholm suburbs, but try to make it not look like that. Yeah?
Need to add some extra bits in 3D. Better than trying to 'shop it in. Cool, Cinema's Camera Calibrator tool is perfect for this. A few guide lines and it adjust the camera to match the background image.
*does calibration to check focal length of render camera*
6.7mm
The image looks like it is being sucked into a black hole.
- Fax_Benson0
- jd salinger?sarahfailin
- Is this twitter first post?mugwart
- Ramanisky21
to the FUCKFACES that busted my driver side window, damaged the top of my door. stole absolutely nothing and left me with a $600+ bill.
FUUUUUCK. YOU.
But a special shoutout Punch goes out to the dealership that brought me my car back yesterday with pieces of glass every where ... seats, floor, cup holder and inside my driver side door so that when I shut the door I have a nice reminder of the violation that occurred Friday night.
I also have to re-Tint that window .. fucknA
- you'll find shards of that safety glass as long as you own that car.fooler
- It's still your glass. Did you want to give it to the dealership?PublicVoice
- rabbit2
New neighbour that moved into the apartment next door and continuously leaves the front door open with the TV volume turned up to 11 along with non-stop phone conversations at the same level. Do you live in a fucking tent?
Close the fucking door and turn your fucking TV down. I don't want to hear every detail about your life. Also, why the fuck do you walk in and out of your apartment 10 times each night, each time letting the screen door slam?
Learn some fucking manners. This is an apartment block and we all share this space.
- Might change my wifi network to CloseYourFuckingDoorrabbit
- Changing WiFi is the scared little baby's way of going round and saying something********
- Thanks set, i may do that.rabbit
- Handle this right.
I believe a bag of poop is in order.CyBrainX - old Chinese saying, don't like noise ?, don't live in apt.Dillinger
- http://www.relatably…Gnash
- ^ lol!mugwart
- I am so fucking glad i live in a small park w/ trees n birds.sureshot
- Walk into his apartment and turn the sound down on his TV. Preferably when he's on the phone in the hallway.monoboy
- here in AZ all you have to do is call the cops for anything above 'annoying' and it usually gets handled... can you just simply report it anonymously?PonyBoy
- if I may suggest rabbit... https://www.amazon.c…robotron3k
- ^ plenty of lolz with thatGnash
- get details about his life on his phone conversations, get his full name, troll him online and hack his entire lifefeel
- +1 Feel.
Also, if he's the new guy, I assume you HAVE been over there and told him to STFU in person?detritus - If not, go do it — a bit of confrontation in your local village-sphere (even if you live in a city) is a healthy thing.detritus
- Failing everything, you're a techie guy — go buy some ArduinoRaspPi's and make some widget that screeches shit at his windows whenever he's loud, automaticallydetritus
- Loving the replies. I shit you not I overheard his credit card numbers + security numbers lols. Getting new car insurance. I will update his whole life. lolsrabbit
- Had a situation with a neighbors barking dog a few years ago. Instead of flipping out, I was calm, nice and friendly. And it worked! To this day, dog is quiet.stoplying
- So what you're saying is, calmly murder and bury the noise maker...********
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Orange chocolate
- Oh, god yes. And — by extension — mint creme chocolate. After Eights are a crime against humanity.Continuity
- can't argue with thisFax_Benson
- truer words...Gnash
- best way to ruin chocolate...dmay
- disagreedrgs
- disagreeHAYZ1LLLA
- i totally agreested
- CHOCOLATE ORANGE You fool!fruitsalad
- Terry's is a chocolate orange, I'm talking about ALL orange flavoured chocolate you twit.********
- http://i.amz.mshcdn.…monospaced
- Love orange chocolate!boobs
- Terry's went down hill (days I would eat it).
Some amazing new orange chocolate out there!mugwart
- ArchitectofFate3
People that don't like orange chocolate.
- same people who get furious over bad grammardrgs
- hmmm - how many accounts does this guy have? haha - This was on minus 3 downvotes literally a minute ago********
- Just upvoted to even this shit out. I like orange chocolateIanbolton
- one account for every segment in a chocolate orangedrgs
- You're all freaks********
- nothing personal, didn't know o-choc was in the same category as marmiteArchitectofFate
- Orange coloured chocolate? what? Isn't it Chocolate Orange? Punches for fools that call it "Orange Chocolate" more likely.fruitsalad
- Orange flavoured chocolate = Orange chocolate. It isn't fucking chocolate rocket science.face_melter
- Orange chocolate it is then!PublicVoice
