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- ********0
- Why?NBQ00
- Because it's corny and noone wants alexajagara
- garbagechukkaphob
- Because lazy use of celebrities. This probably cost them $20 million and it's cheesy.********
- Continuity1
Account minders who can't cobble together a decent brief for even the most basic of assignments if you held a gun to their heads.
Shit brief = shit work, you fucking cuntsicles.
- jagara3
People who "can't take designers who use PC, seriously as designers". Hard, hard, MMA punches.
- I've heard a similar complaint for photographers, that those who don't use big massive DSLRs, and use mirrorless instead, aren't pros.Continuity
- Gnash4
sneaky bastards
- https://i2.wp.com/me…Gnash
- serves the shopper right for being cheap bastards ;)monospaced
- lol, trueGnash
- at least it wasn't (Engine)Fax_Benson
- but I agree ... design and marketing with the intent to deceive is very punchablemonospaced
- To be fair, though, it does say 'blend' clearly above the image on the label.Continuity
- ^ i'm sure that's what the marketing team said to their lawyers :)Gnash
- they also said "premium," which is absolute bullshitmonospaced
- Olive oil is often blended but not necessarily with shittier oil. Pay up for the proper stuff.MrT
- I once bought "olive flavoured cooking oil". Never again.jagara
- chukkaphob0
- douchebagging it to the max!chukkaphob
- i thought nipples were banned?Gnash
- helmetutopian
- Did he even play that hot pink Ibanez for more than a note or two?fooler
- That SB performance sucked. Im no fan of M5 but he did an amazing cover of Purple Rain for Howard Sternfooler
- https://www.youtube.…fooler
- sorry, but M5 and "amazing" don't belong in the same sentence. LOL! (but respect your opinion)chukkaphob
- watch the video before respondingfooler
- The should have ended halftime shows after prince’s epic set in the rain in 07._niko
- @fooler I did. And I regret it. LOL! leave the classics to the masters. The guy's a wanna-be.chukkaphob
- The Prince show will be hard to beat.BH26
- Continuity0
Account monkey: 'Oh ... I really like it. But, I think it might be 'too creative' for the client.'
Me: 'You know, when you first briefed me on this, you asked me to be 'really creative'.'
Account monkey: ' ... '
Make up your fucking minds, you vapid cunts. You hired me as a creative. So, do you want some creative, yes or fucking no? Fuck me.
- The favorite word from my boss was... "put a bit more of design on this..." LMAO!!OBBTKN
- Account Handler was probably trying to be conscientious and didn't wanna say, "WTF is this shit?"robthelad
- I like monkeysDRIFTMONKEY
- Nairn1
Me, for buying a pack of 38 Chorizo slices on the way into work this morning, simply because they were on special offer.
I opened it about an hour ago and now there are only 9 slices left and their remaining time on this Earth is limited. Every time I've thought to myself "Now that really is it" I get a waft of spicy paprika deliciousness and 'oop!' there goes another slice.
And here was me trying to cut down on excess meat consumption...
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- ha blue, love that scenefadein11
- Processed meat isn’t all that good for your health either...imbecile
- That's a fair bit of sliced chorizo.Continuity
- Assuming each slice is 7cm diameter, that's over two and a half metres per pack!Nairn
- Spanish chorizo? If you have the chance of trying some homemade chorizos that we have in the pantry... oh man, say bye to diet, to vegan... delahostia!OBBTKN
- fooler4
The new PM who just microwaved the shit out of her extra extra extra spicy Indian food in a small open office environment.
Everyone is coughing and my checks are burning like we all were just maced in the face with garam masala pepper spray. And I love spicy Indian food!
- Salarrue-2
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- monospaced-10
Anyone who smells like patchoulie. Holy fuck you smell like fucking SHIT. This is a corporate office, not a goddamn homeless commune.
- Ha. Yep.Morning_star
- fucking immigrants!utopian
- How does patchoulie smell?NBQ00
- ^like a wet dog rolled in mud and slapped with a leather sockfuturefood
- Smells like I described in all caps and with my support copy. Whomever downvoted likely smells like this and their coworkers want to punch them.monospaced
- Patchouli smells how this looks:
https://i.pinimg.com…Gnash - Smells like a deadhead with a phish shirt at a dave mathews concert wearing birkenstocks with wool socks.fooler
- oh ok, lol https://www.urbandic…NBQ00
- People who wear patchouli are the same people who wear a lot of trinkets, beads and bells, so you can usually hear them coming.DRIFTMONKEY
- It always makes me think of the smell of dirty dead skin covered in layers and layers of perfume over the course of 3 weeks.maquito
- Worse are the people who dress normally and professionally, but still stink to high hell of patchouli rankness. Fuuuuumonospaced
- https://memegenerato…PonyBoy
- Agency people who went to a festival and you know... got in touch with themselves.ben_
- https://memegenerato…robotron3k
- old spicested
- had to read the comments, i actually don't know how patchouli smells like, my parents used this word for almost everything what has artificial smellsted
- and i just remember it as this suffocating smell what old people use.sted
- lol Gnash hit the nail on the head, I was about to post that it smells like dirty, dirty girls :)_niko
- sted, that’s funny. patchouli is like if incense went rotten mixed with jaegermeister flavored vomitmonospaced
- But it’s not artificial. Sadly it’s totally natural. As Pungent as sage but more sickly.monospaced
- Why the downvotes?monospaced
- I can actually smell this photo:
https://pbs.twimg.co…Gnash - ^ re the DV's -- I guess there 7 patchouli users on hereGnash
- if you downvoted this, and you spell like patchouli, there's a high possibility you're lucky you're not being assaulted by your coworkers and strangers dailymonospaced
- ********0
- https://www.youtube.…********
- This is exhausting. Some random makes a thought and suddenly it’s a story.mg33
- Shitty shoes need all the PR they can scrounge.MrT
- So it's no longer allowed to use the color black and draw faces. SMHNBQ00
- And they'll probably trash trucks of those shoes... way to waste precious Earth's ressources!Bennn
- The longer I'm away from FB, Twitter, etc, the more absurd it all appears.section_014
- proof the mainstream media absolutely facilitates 'the offended' culture of today.. and shoves it down your throatbliznutty
- yup, anything to get clicks, drive traffic, get likes_niko
- +1 bliznuttyfadein11
- cnn doing some race baiting to get those clicks!hotroddy
- There was a White Face one done too.microkorg
- I fucking hate the media. Absolute joke. I guess that's what happens when they can't afford to hire any actual decent journalists these days...inteliboy
- the controversy, not the show proper makes me want to drink my own diarreahdasohr
- They just invent news and controversies as a way to keep busy.********
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- imbecile5
people that cause you an inconvenience then expect you to deal with their inconvenience as if it is not an inconvenience
- MrT4
Clients that set bloody ridiculous deadlines with no concept of the fact that said deadline typically applies to them as well.
- NBQ003
Amazon Will Pay a Whopping $0 in Federal Taxes on $11.2 Billion Profits: http://fortune.com/2019/02/14/am…
Punches not for Amazon but for the system allowing corporations making multi-billion $$ profit to pay $0 taxes.
- the best tax break in the history of tax breaks :)renderedred
- Same with Netflix.Ramanisky2
- Corporatism
https://www.britanni…utopian - Fuck Apple.monospaced
- They better delivery my shit the same day with all that money they saved!pango
- the gov't is making money from them hand over fist anyway.Gnash
- federal taxes for a corp ignores a big picture. How much do they pay in employment tax for all the employees?********
- they get a lot of breaks, especially with states politicians excepting sound bytes for personal election BS. But they pay so much more than 40% of america********
- all about context and perspectives. But right in calling out the system. Its quite a bipartisan effort in that front.********
- #entrophymonospaced
- Land of the FreeBennn
- ironically, if it weren't for the tax loopholes allowing these companies to operate OUTSIDE the USA like they do, they'd pay a lot more taxes in the USA.monospaced
- utopian0
- I think this is because they actually lost money for like 20 years, they only started being profitable the last 2-3 years. so does the new profits go to_niko
- ...balance the old losses? I'm not sure how this works but obviously there's a legal loophole._niko
- #MAGA hats all round. He'll build some schools on Mars with that cash I'm sure.PhanLo
- What are you guys crying about?Hayoth
- amazon have 640,000 employees and the average employee pays 8% in federal tax outside income and state tax. Do math idiots.Hayoth
- corporate tax is still a thing hayoth.sarahfailin
- ********4
Went to an art performance show yesterday and everyone had their phone out the whole time and were moving around, taking photos of all the angles.
Take one photo and actually look at the piece.
- ********0
Was shopping for clothes today and a group of 20 somethings was near me looking at t-shirts. They're talking about the graphics and one guy goes "yea, I fuck with this one".
And the other day I was talking with a girl and she was describing something as "fire".
Apparently people actually talk in emoji speak now.
- Haha.
Well, keep in mind, at their age, called things 'rad', which makes me cringe in shame now.Continuity - wait, we can't say 'rad' anymore?Gnash
- sick!imbecile
- Gnarly.Continuity
- Haha.
