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- Continuity1
Penis cam.
- section_0140
People who pull into an unlined gravel parking lot (like at a hiking trail), and park wherever the fuck they feel like. Are you first? Pull in the first "spot". Are you second, park by the first guy. Then, everyone that arrives after your dumbass can park.
- ********1
Reaction videos.
This dude made a video and thinks people want to watch him listen to a song?
- meme reviewsted
- turns out he's right, and thousands of people do want to watchmonospaced
- 208,000 so far********
- mg333
My local town paper, who really need to stop publishing and printing restaurant features using only black and white photos. It’s just disgusting and does nothing whatsoever to attract people to the restaurant.
- lolNBQ00
- HahahaHijoDMaite
- I actually wrote to them and ask them if they could stop doing this. LOL.mg33
- Lol @ press page https://www.adamskab…Hayoth
- Food photos in color https://www.facebook…Hayoth
- Damn, that food does look good.mg33
- gluten friendly / appetite unfriendlyKrassy
- That first one looks like a scrap plate in Buffalo Bill's sewing room.elahon
- @elahon LOL!!mg33
- They look better in black and whitetank02
- Kebab...it's Kebab!!!!!see_thru
- Continuity3
Primitive cunts who seem to think it's absolutely okay to fart on the underground, with absolutely no possiblility to open a window.
No-one wants to inhale your shit microparticles, you cunting knuckle-draggers.
- flolNairn
- ^ Clearly a notorious tube-farter!Continuity
- There's no fame or notoriety to be had from farting on public transport, just joy, contentment and inner peace.Nairn
- See also: people who park their fucking breakfast in the train toilet. Can you not wait and put the bins out elsewhere. Your shit cloud rolls down..Morning_star
- ..the carriage with the similar effects as a mustard gas attack. Rancid shitters.Morning_star
- There's a shitter on the train for shitting mate. People gotta shit. Yeah it stinks. GOY.robthelad
- Like I'm going to hold in my fart, against my body's will, simply to save the nose of a swarm of randoms I've never met. Fuck em'. Fuck you... and your nose. :)********
- Oh yeah, this is bringing aaaaaaaall the tube-farters out!
You noxious cunts! ;)Continuity - "I fart fresh air, Darling'.
As my dear, late Grandma used to say when accused of farting.******** - She didn't.********
- MICHAELSCOTTNOGODNO...garbage
- LOL at the downvoters who probably let fruity ones rip on public transport.Continuity
- Nairn1
The only thing you do 'right', Wickes, is employ the most dysfunctionally fuckwitted, useless shitbag cretins who have no capacity for independent thought, give no shit about their job and know fucking nothing about what it said job is supposed to encompass.
Also, punches for me because I forget this every 6 months or so and pop into my local branch all bright-eyed and filled with the joys of spring, only to have hope drained and replaced by bile and fury.
- I wasted an hour trying to source a widget that would save me time (probably about 45 minutes on a job I'm working on). Widget was in store. Could I buy it? No.Nairn
- From their customer service auto-responder, because yes, I wrote them an email - "We are experiencing unprecedented email volumes at the moment". Of course.Nairn
- otoh, a nearby Screwfix didn't have the thing I needed, but the guy there googled local competitors to try and help me find what I needed. Go ScrewFix.Nairn
- Screw fix is the one. Wickes is a nightmare. Especially for getting deliveries, they take about 8 years.PhanLo
- hans_glib0
- pointless font is pointlesshans_glib
- Yeah. I'm trying to think of a compelling reason to own this font. I'm coming up empty.Continuity
- I'm so sick of seeing "missing fonts: Helvetica". How many fucking versions are there?!Projectile
- hans_glib15
clients who don't bother to proof read their work until it's at the printers, then try and blame me for their slack attitude.
fuck. off. and. die.
- < this!ShaneHolley
- +5,000,000monospaced
- And the nerve to point out THEIR typos as if they're mistakes YOU made. Yeah. .. okay.monospaced
- all this after i had asked them to carefully proof it. and then again, pointing out an obvious mistake. but still, they couldn't be arsedhans_glib
- jeebus. i'm going through this right now. It is stressful knowing that the minute it hits press they will text/email 5 changes.capn_ron
- ffs this just in:
"Ahhh! Sorry to bug you again! Can we also ..."hans_glib - #wherethefunisrenderedred
- .FINAL_RD02, .FINAL_RD03...fooler
- ^^^ hahaGnash
- I include a copy-writer in all my projects because of thisatomholc
- I often see typos getting thru the hands of like 8-10 persons and no one sees themBennn
- Yelling stop the press is not nearly as fun as it sounds.wordssssss
- like, no one?monospaced
- Cmon be a good mechanic an check if the axle nuts are tight before they roll out of your garagejamesbeat
- Don't forget to charge em thoughjamesbeat
- What James said. Dont' be petty. Just remind them you aren't being paid for proofreading but that you'd be happy to add that to the bill.cannonball1978
- nothing goes to press production until the client haven't signed the proof.sted
- Sorry - If you know of the typo, you are part responsible!valentim
- that's a paid service, called proofreading.
we take content as is, client can fuck off.
next time sign a single cromalin, proof whatever with the client.sted
- Krassy8
Avenatti Accused of Hiding $4M Settlement from ‘Mentally Ill Paraplegic’ Client, Faces Up to 335 Years in Prison
https://lawandcrime.com/high-pro…
- stealing from a mentally ill paraplegic? how low can you go?renderedred
- If that's the sort of behaviour he gets up to he should definitely run for president in 2020, from prison.PhanLo
- his middle name is Donaldutopian
- See what happens when you release your tax records.rattail
- "And on the next episode of American Greed..."NBQ00
- Can you run for president when you’re under indictment?PonyBoy
- Who knows any more Pony, it's a new style of politics these days.PhanLo
- NBQ000
All the influencers & insta models at Coachella. It has turned into an instagram festival anyway.
- ********0
People who start instagrams for their pets and give captions like the pets are talking. And then say things like "mom and dad took me to the park today".
What's the point of all this?
- It’s cute.monospaced
- for you to hate on constantly. fuck, how boring it is to read you complain about things you don't understand on the dailyimbecile
- ********0
- utopian1
These "robo/spam calls" are getting out of control. Now the fucksticks are using my own number to spoof call me.
If U.S. carriers (AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, etc...) don't get this resolved shortly ... I predict that the mobile services industry will collapse in less then 3 years.
- I don't understand you falls for them. How many seniors really think the IRS is after them?********
- Even if they get your Social Security number, what do they do with it?********
- He didn’t say he falls for them. I get several every day. Punches for sure especially for att. It’s thwir fucking network!monospaced
- We could enter a captcha every time we dial.********
- I don't understand you falls for them. How many seniors really think the IRS is after them?
- BusterBoy0
Sanctimonious fuckwits who live in their nice homes, have nice families, kids go to nice private schools, they have nice jobs and drive nice cars...fly to nice holiday destinations...and then post shit like "we walked up the beach for half an hour and collected all this plastic". Then flood their feeds with "plastic bad" messages as though it's some kind of revelation.
Fuck off! Collect your rubbish. Put it in the bin. And shut up. It's what most other normal people do. Do you want some fucken medal for picking up some rubbish for the first time in your life?
Geez some people shit me.
- let me guess, also vegans._niko
- People don't realize their lives are easy because of poor people doing stuff for them.********
- not vegans. Just preachy out of touch arseholes that crave attention and praise.BusterBoy
- Do you want a medal for asking people if they want a medal for picking up plastic? Where we do we order these medals from?shapesalad
- you could argue that every little helps, however sanctimoniously.hans_glib
- what does having a nice home have anything to do with it?hotroddy
- #jealousyimbecile
- Punches for trying to equate economic status with ignorance. Poor people do this dumb shit too.cannonball1978
- I know a guy that makes medals. Send me the cash and I will have them made. Also, design them, I won't pay you, but think of the exposure you'll get!lemmy_k
- ********3
Sanctimonious fuckwits who complain about rich people with easy lives who casually collect rubbish and act like they're saving the world. Do you want some fucken medal for complaining about elite people picking up some rubbish?
Geez some people shit me.
- Morning_star-2
Those butt hurt, self righteous, naked fucking apes that think that clever retorts in the cunt soup (with ego croutons) of a message board is anything other than public masturbation. Oh and your mum.
- why the downvotes?utopian
- The lack of a trigger warning.Morning_star
- lol @ assuming the reasonmonospaced
- I don't QBN naked.Nairn
- "naked fucking apes"... LMAOOBBTKN
- +1OBBTKN
- NBQ006
- If this is the future of our civilization god help us all.NBQ00
- Obviously great parenting.********
- Who wears a sweatshirt that says "Very Lonely"?********
- True love. Defo end times visions.PhanLo
- this should put the fear in all you parents out thereGnash
- https://youtu.be/rjk…Hayoth
- No ragretsPhanLo
- on one hand if you had a son like this you'd probably want to beat the shit out of him, on the other hand girls are dumb & he's crushing mad pussy, so whatever._niko
- Oh c'mon. Leave them be. They have the rest of their lives to regret their choices.grafician
- I feel like the old man chiming in, but what the fuck? The face tattoos alone are dumb as fuck, but Jesus Christ...davey_g
- signs you’re getting old tread? HahahahahaApeRobot
- Sad Murica...is very sad.utopian
- The tunes that guy makes sounds like when you go speak to people who've been on valium for years. If you watch the vid at 1.5 x speed...PhanLo
- ... he sounds normal-ish.PhanLo
- best comment "Dude looks like a desk in detention."inteliboy
- Apparently she's pregnant from that teen drug addict.NBQ00
- of course she's from san franciscocolin_s
- if this is the future of America, better brush up on your Russian._niko
- Nope. Nuclear reset.futurefood
- Tattoos like that could be fun and trendy when you're in your 20's but one day or another they're going to become regrets and obstacles.Bennn
- I haven't bothered watching, but the cover image ... wow. The lift really doesn't go all the way to the penthouse, does it? I mean, he looks fucking vapid.Continuity
- https://www.xxlmag.c…tank02
- And yet he’s richer than all of us combined. Sigh_niko
- this guy looks brain deadmoldero
- dropped on the head as a baby maybe? Lolsea_sea
- @niko, I prefer to be living down a bridge than being something like this mongoloidOBBTKN
- And I am very sorry to all the down sindrome afected people...OBBTKN
- section_0140
The absolute fucking moron that re-designed the gas cans in the US. If you're not aware there's some sort of spring and latch mechanism on the spout. Apparently, it's to not let fumes out or some bullshit.
But, what it really does, is make you spill 100x the fucking gas everywhere. The "design" forces you to either hold it open by hand, or mash the spout into the can upside down. There is no way to use this where it's not a pain in the ass, and/or spill gas everywhere.
Already found a video to remove the spring, but holy shit.
- are you referring to the ones that have been in use for 20 years?monospaced
- I manage to use these without spilling any gas. So does my grandmother.monospaced
- you must have mowed your lawn this weekend too.rattail
- Mine had this shitty "plastic twist to pour" spout that never worked properly and would spill everywhere. it finally broke and now it's just a norml spout.rattail