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- Nairn4
Punches for: Me. Again. As always.
I made a typo in an email to a new client — 'acocunt'.
Nnngh.
- that's not so badmonospaced
- acocunt: a cunt in accounting, love it_niko
- Oh fuck me, I'm going to call the account minders this from now on!!
Thanks, Nairn! :DContinuity - +1pinkfloyd
- Continuity lolcanoe
- Master of typo!OBBTKN
- That’s Beautiful Nairndyspl
- a client emailed me asking my address. I emailed him back with my email address. as soon as it sent, I felt SO DUMB!dopepope
- ^ Hahahahlnu
- +1 DP!Nairn
- sarahfailin5
every asshole who still thinks they can parallel park by pulling in frontways first. you can't! you simply can't and it will never work. it didn't work the last 100 times you tried it and it won't work this time.
- imbecile0
- click that linkimbecile
- wow. fuck that car for flipping over so many times and wrecking that gate. they'll probably have to close the pool now.sarahfailin
- i hope the catch the asshotroddy
- https://i.imgur.com/…hotroddy
- lol roddyshellie
- Salarrue1
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- There's a couple of these 'roid boys in my gym. And they're every bit as annoying as they look.Continuity
- Although — to be fair — the one on the right looks like a straight up powerlifter.Continuity
- But I doubt he's natty, anyway.Continuity
- how do they buy shirts?capn_ron
- do they look like they need shirts?Gnash
- i mean, even Dan Bilzerian wears a shirt every once in a while. I'm guessing these guys can't go to their t-mobile sales jobs without a shirt.capn_ron
- lol @ t-mobileGnash
- Always wonder how they get stuff out of cupboards in their house?PhanLo
- Or wipe their own asses.monospaced
- Zangief at right?misterhow
- mental illness or absolute stupidityBennn
- Ramanisky20
Everybody in this video deserves a good punchin.
- i_monk0
Grown adults who can't type a complete sentence without multiple typos, missing basic punctuation, and then can't be bothered to correct themselves.
- like the presidentmonospaced
- How many times did you proofread that before you posted it, Monk?lemmy_k
- (not enough)monospaced
- *who then can't be bothered...cannonball1978
- I think you changed tense at least once.monospaced
- That went south pretty quickly.Continuity
- Umhoefer's/Skitt's/M... Law of nitpicking says you'll include a typo, syntax error, etc, when nitpicking.i_monk
- Ramanisky20
Punch it then kill it with fire.
- Krassy2
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- it isn't possible to sport that style moustache and also be saneGnash
- ********1
- ********0
When a tiny studio posts on Insta or their blog that the "studio partner" or "founder" is doing something, when it's most likely just that person posting. Or their one intern doing it for them.
Knew someone who ran a two person studio and had business cards that called himself the "executive vice president" and his partner was the "founder".
- I have a good rule: “if you constantly have to tell people what you are, you’re probably not.”mg33
- I know a guy as well that calls himself the creative director of two of his bands, because he used Android apps to make album artwork from templates.mg33
- He’s a CPA by day and desperate, middle age clinging-to-a-teenag... adult without the slightest clue as to anything in the design field.mg33
- hey, you gotta fake it till you make it.dopepope
- yeah but what he makes sucks; he's not faking it to anyone that will take him seriously.mg33
- He might just enjoy doing it.. simple pleasures. If he’s a dick just ignore.RumperChunk
- I know one of these, a toothless gypsy that plays WoW all day and redirects the odd support call. "Head of OH&S, Oceania" says the card.MrT
- Principal Chief Design Thinker UX DirectorBonSeff
- don't stop dreaming! no one can remove you from the board of directors in your one person real life business, right?api
- @api, yes, of course ... the board of directors can and does remove CEOs regularlymonospaced
- utopian0
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez works out in heels in Congress: 'I beg you, challenge Trump to a push-up contest'
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/…
#Cause Congress is a Game
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Date raped a kid when she was 17 and he was 15, Fox and friends was talking about it this morning********
- It's from Faux News LOLutopian
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Date raped a kid when she was 17 and he was 15, Fox and friends was talking about it this morning
- Gnash5
- punches too good for this cunthans_glib
- lol at still asking $450.sarahfailin
- wow what a cunt.shellie
- Laterally, I am highly impressed with the ad placement algorithm that matched the Audi banner up with that cunty a seller.Nairn
- I'd pay the $450 just to go to his house and punch this cockwomble in the dickProjectile
- haha, nairnGnash
- lol @ nairnwordssssss
- "Don't need her anymore"....wtfdbloc
- could be a womannbq
- Cuntpango
- Don't people sell their old cars when they get a new one? 450 seems steep for a used dog but if you can buy it you can resell it.deadsperm
- Unless you think dog buying and selling should be abolished.deadsperm
- tradebabies.comNairn
- i want her :(sea_sea
- i hope its fakeBennn
- @deadsperm, way to miss the point :/monospaced
- pup pup :(PonyBoy
- im thinking more joke. venting on being frustrated with a dog, attention. Come on who the fucks wants ANOTHER puppy after finally getting to ~2.********
- hell today i was telling an old lady in the park admiring my pup you can have him for an in and out burger********
- looks like the guy sold his brain & heart long time ago, if he had one in the first place.neverscared
- cunt.. we have a black lab looks just like this, less staff .. she is so nuts.. but would never sell her (although have often threatened it)autoflavour
- lol auto, i had a rescued black lab for 14 years he lived for almost 17 years. they are nutz at first but they do calm down eventually. hold on! xDsea_sea
- Krassy1
- This story is outrageous... I’m kind of speechless at how he’s apparently just sunk his own life m.mg33
- he's become a rotten apple. out of control, power and money hungry crap.capn_ron
- Bruce Willis?sab
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- @PonyBoy wow! hahaha!Krassy
- what a dick (if true)BusterBoy
- haha what a lunaticyuekit
- What about the college basketball scandal he accused Nike of though? Maybe both sides are actually guilty.yuekit
- Go after NIke too... why is that even a question?PonyBoy
- Not a question...just interesting. That part may be a much bigger story than one guy messing up.yuekit
- ... messing up? Dude was trying to extort millions from a private company... that's a bit more than 'messing up'.PonyBoy
- Sure, he is obviously someone who was cutting corners and breaking laws left and right. Messed up by getting caught in such a dumb way.yuekit
- If Trump HAD colluded w/Russia, he simply would've 'messed up'? I mean...he didn't do anything of the such—but still—would that have simply been a 'mess up'? :PPonyBoy
- wow... Mark Geragos named as a co-conspirator. (Lawyer for Jussie Smollett, Colin Cantgetpicked and even Michael Jackson's former lawyer) CNN twat tooPonyBoy
- You seem to assume I'm defending the Avenatti guy...trust me don't care about him or Mark Geragos. Just pointing out that Nike story is potentially interesting.yuekit
- I'm assuming he went in there and tried to blackmail them based on something rather than nothing...media seems to be ignoring that angle for now.yuekit
- Fair enough. :) I agree the Nike story sounds interesting... curious myself as to what's actually there.PonyBoy
- This guy was a qbn hero lolHayoth
- Krassy5
- unbelievable!
Chicago justice system is corrupt AF!Krassy - https://www.hypable.…Gnash
- POSutopian
- So, what's going on here?Maaku
- Illinois is corrupt in general... example: 4 of their last 7 Governors have done jail time.PonyBoy
- story? link?NBQ00
- What shit new mini series is this?Nairn
- First you get the fame, then you get the privilege.ideaist
- The DA Kim Foxx recused herself because she had contact with Smollett family but ordered the dismissal before she walked out the door.robotron3k
- The net results, CPD will no longer take gay hate crimes seriously.robotron3k
- If you are a democrat you can commit crimes and not be arrested or charged. You then call everyone a racist.Hayoth
- Lol this pic is awesomeHijoDMaite
- Entouragedbloc
- Isotoners™ is behind all of this shit. Look for more villians wearing gloves for no reason in the coming months. READ THE SIGNSBonSeff
- ### Spammer Report Hotline ###
Damn you, IsotonersBonSeff - Hahaha BonsefHijoDMaite
- I know this fuck-face did something, but I can't be bothered to read about. The obvious media ploy for fame is working.section_014
- unbelievable!
- Ramanisky20
- A $1.5M home and three $6k vacations. Sooooooo average. :)monospaced
- #MAGA Countryutopian
- So money doesn't make you happy. Did we all forget?MrT
- In this case it’s just nice stuff and more of it. I’m sure they’re as happy as anyone, but feel like they aren’t saving.monospaced
- Lol @childcareHayoth
- what's funny about that, Hayoth?monospaced
- Don't buy a BMW.********
- Take 1 vacation, and maybe don't give $18K to charity, and you're back to being richmonospaced
- Take more cheap vacations.********
- Don't pay College Alumni charities if you're still paying off loans.********
- Don't spend $10k on clothes.********
- The definition of 'average' is pretty important here isn't it?MrT
- https://www.youtube.…futurefood
- Nairn4
Buying shit on eBay when you've had a couple of boozes and are a tired and broken human being.
I just got an auction update and was like "wtf is that shit?".
Oh yeah, shit. i bid on that shit.
- Hell yeah. Anyone want a japanese dragon teapot and two matching cups?MrT
- @Nairn what was it?Krassy
- @MrT LOLKrassy
- rotfl, that's exactly how this post from the other day was born: https://www.qbn.com/…sted
- bought a lovely watch, early electronic from 1960's, from France, didn't google translate it, doesn't work. probably cosst a lot more to fix than the €55 I paidshapesalad
