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- Nairn0
I farted so loudly in bed this morning that I woke the bairn up, who immediately started mewling for food, in turn waking up my partner who then crawled to the cot through a WW1-like cloud of gas, getting me instantly in trouble.
A good start to the week, I feel.
- pango1
- https://i.imgur.com/…pango
- hahahahahaloool
- every father goes through this :)renderedred
- Kids and their tea bagging these dayspango
- Gardener24
my 14 year old has just started doing his own radio show
on my station in Milton Keynes, he might just be one of,
if not the youngest broadcaster on air in UK, however...
Ruby tried to upstage him!
- How can we listen to it?sleepyfatso
- elijah wood?imbecile
- so cool, congratsCalderone2000
- aw thanks folks, mixcloud soon - not full show as we got to studio late, crash on the M1Gardener
- i swear i thought of the dog sorry :D********
- you have a "station"?drgs
- seriosuly, photobucket is really somethingdrgs
- CRMK is my radio station, I've been there since '91 and am now a director! My own show is posted here in the listening threadGardener
- @imbecile you mean Josh Hutcherson.
@Gardener Congrats to you man, you must be so proud - support him to do whatever he has a passion forgrafician - he's home tutored so stuff like this is a positiveGardener
- @grafician Daniel Radcliffe?imbecile
- Nice, he doesn't need a license?Hayoth
- nope, all run by volunteers, and we can always use more DJ's so if anyone is interested get in touch ta, crmk.co.ukGardener
- Nice. Is this the old toilet building you converted years ago? I remember the cleanup blog.Hayzilla
- yes, the very sameGardener
- now uploaded!
https://www.mixcloud…Gardener - Hey Gard.. how have you found home schooling? We’ve started doing it for our two boys and they are much happier, but we’re fucking exhausted..RumperChunk
- And it’s so much more expensive.. but all in all, so far it’s been great for them.. just concerned about when they get a bit older - they’re 7 and 9 yrs..RumperChunk
- we take it in turns for work and try to live cheap, it can be done but it's hard - rewarding for the lad thoughGardener
- Umm... is Eric a comedy character or a real person?Hayzilla
- Ahh I see its all vocoded weirdness and accents.Hayzilla
- My fav bit was talking over Four Tet. Sounded like Arab Strap.Hayzilla
- he makes this up as he goes along, I have no input - he has a new show going up todayGardener
- awesome!!moldero
- bogue14
So my 6 year old daughter Joni has an iPad. Apparently she has been using it to make videos (completely on her own). Because the iPad is connected to our family iCloud sharing all of the photos and videos are showing up in my photo albums on my phone. My wife and i watched this masterpiece on the weekend and laughed so hard.
- Man, that is so incredibly adorable. Never lose that. You’re gonna watch that for years and years. Totally made my day.mg33
- i guess she watches make up guru channels on youtube. lolpango
- haha that's fantastic :)pedromendez
- Youtube is the new TVBennn
- OMGGG This also has made my day. She's adorable!! =)elahon
- ;)Gnash
- dude, that was straight up adorable :)
reminds me of when mine were that age :)exador1 - LOL here comes my brother... he's not coming.renderedred
- :-) Lot's of fun facts.PhanLo
- I honestly have no idea where she's had the opportunity to see a youtube video with this kind of format.. but clearly she has.bogue
- love how she starts it off by saying "signing off you guys"... almost nailed it :)bogue
- When she said, "Want me to tell you a secret?" I enthusiastically nodded and said, "Yes" out loud.Melanie
- Just woke up and this already made my day, lovely voice, she is very determined :) really like that she doesn't looses any enthusiasm regardless of what happenssted
- Super cute!stoplying
- Reminds me of my little one. Thanks, this made my day.koma_
- mg331
They learn so quickly at this age:
- aslip7
Little guy is hauling ass at the track this year. No first place yet, but in the hunt.
- mg335
My son turned two a few weeks ago and just got a smooth new haircut yesterday, and managed to sit still for some photos. I don’t know at what age he/we have to start fighting the girls off, but this dude has handsome figured out. :D
- Calderone20000
My son beats me at every game of skate now... very proud.
- nocomply4
My older son is 4.5 and loves costumes. His grandma got him this new SWAT costume at Costco and he's had to sleep in it the last 2 nights in a row.
- BonSeff19
EEEEESH - And she is off to school
- congrats.
Did your school start mid of August?zaq - show her this:
https://www.youtube.…uan - At first I thought her preferred choice of job as an adult was "Horse Trainee" and thought 'what a curious child'! ;)Nairn
- ah lovely, happy memories :)fadein11
- congrats! first day butterflies.umbee54
- The passage of time, eh? #ProudDadideaist
- Time flies. seems like only yesterday that my girl’s backpack was as big as she was. Mine’s starting university next month.Gnash
- Nice one :)stoplying
- yup Gnash, mine are almost done middle school and it seems like yesterday I was dropping them off for JK. Sigh._niko
- the oversized backpacks look so adorable on them.hotroddy
- What's the deal on the monogrammed backpack and accessories? In the market for my son's "back to school" digs.ideaist
- Thanks for the love, folks!BonSeff
- awwwwwwwpango
- Horse Trainer? There's no money in that!
:) I hope all her dreams come true.Beeswax - idealist: lemme check with the wife and get back at youBonSeff
- Looks like a nice walk to school too!Leigh
- Congrats!pedromendez
- So cute. Congrats.CyBrainX
- She'll be in high school before you know it! CongratsBusterBoy
- congrats.
- microkorg4
8 month old wee boy did his first bit of shoplifting yesterday.
Were getting a Gruffalo book for his big sister so the focus was on her. We paid for the book, get out the shop and along the road only to see the wee one in his pram swirling a mini gruffalo book with teether attached around.
Must've liked the look of it and swiped it off the shelf and stashed it until he got outside!
Clever boy! lol.
- CALLES32
Hello Everyone. Someone feed us after midnight!
- Congrats Calles! Awesome!thumb_screws
- Hell Yea! Beautiful.BonSeff
- Welcome to child ownership!!!ideaist
- woohoo! congrats man!_niko
- Congrats!!mathinc
- The fun begins! Congratulationseryx
- Oh Hey, Little Prince! Shit he's a fine- looking kid - you sure he's yours? :)
Good on you both. xxNairn - Awesome man, congrats!JackRyan
- thank you all. one month in and loving every secondCALLES
- Congrats man! Welcome to the best part of your life. :)mg33
- Long Live The Donkey King!utopian
- Love that new human smell "Dog"Turboslacker
- congratulationsrenderedred
- congrats!!! handsome little guy.umbee54
- Congratulationsben_
- Congrats!dmay
- cute!Beeswax
- Welcome to the dad club.monospaced
- congrats!bezoar
- Aww baby calles, so sweet. Muchas felicidades! Many many blessings to your family. <3sea_sea
- Felicidades CALLES!Salarrue
- Awesome! congrats!!!robotron3k
- Congrats Calles!!!instrmntl
- Congratulations! :)microkorg
- Congratsdrgs
- Congrats sir!!! Best wishes!!!loool
- Yeah CALLES!stoplying
- CALLES! congrats! <3ernexbcn
- mathinc4
My twin girls started riding their pedal bikes at 3.5 yo. Now just 8 mo later they're riding at our local bike park and loving it. We went last weekend and one of them did something I thought was really amazing. She crashed pretty hard doing this circle track, skinned up her thigh. But right after we inspected it she got back on her bike and started riding it again. As she rode by I heard her kind of chanting to herself, "Come on brain, my brain is strong, my legs are strong, my brain won't let me fall again." Honestly it choked me up a bit. I don't even know where it came from. The only thing I can think of is that she took a pretty good fall 3 months ago and I told her that it was okay, it was part of learning, and that every fall gives her brain a chance to learn something new. Definitely a proud dad moment. Here she is after the chanting.. I really wish I had caught that part on video.
- mg3313
My 4 1/2 year old daughter and i camped in a tent in our backyard for the first time this past Saturday night. Made a campfire in my grill, had Smores, told her some ghost stories. When we fell asleep she said "this is the best night ever that we've ever had together dad." Stuff like that is just so heartwarming.
In the middle of the night when I was half asleep, she shouted "okay google play!" in her sleep. It was hilarious. She and her best friend use a google home all the time for music at the friend's house.
- high-five!monospaced
- <3mathinc
- hahaha. Amazing.bogue
- fantastic man :)pedromendez
- Adorable.shellie
- Awesome Michael!HijoDMaite
- what is this shit!? ya'll are supposed to be cold, heartless, bastards.plash
- well that made me LOLoutAloudNairn
- Dad of the week right here! Bravo!Krassy
- Gardener-4
- One Dead Soncanoe
- Their son is a school shooter.monospaced
- "because we didn't send ours to college"moldero
- canoe4
Bought my five-year-old his first pair of skis yesterday at the ski swap...
He kept saying he wanted to snowboard, but as soon as we arrived he was all about the skis. He even stood on a board, but still decided on the skis.
THANK THE LORD OF THE MOUNTAINS!
Snowboarding can't be easy for a 5 year old...
- https://www.youtube.…fooler
- believe me I've seen them all and so has he... I'm going to let him do his thing man, you do yourscanoe
- mg334
Cranked off a horrible fart under my 4 1/2 yr old daughter’s covers while reading to her tonight. Five seconds later she goes “DISGUSTING! AGAIN?!? I need to get out of here!”
Then when I left the she said “don’t close the door keep it open, I need fresh air in here.”
Never a dull moment in this life.
- moldero4
my little commie
still at it