Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- fooler3
I bought me some Centrum Silver multivitamins
- Nairn6
i've had shitty £1 reading glasses for a while now, for..reading.
I've just realised that I now need glasses to see the computer screen properly.
Also, I apparently called it a 'computer screen' so . oh jeez. I just aged a decade. Perhaps two.
- to the opticians i go.Nairn
- Last week, doc told me I’m ready for bifocals. I did not need him to tell me this. I knew.nb
- I started wearing progressive glasses about 5 years ago. I'm fine with it. My eyes will get worse but they can always just change my prescription.CyBrainX
- Dear brothers in Christ, I feel you.Nairn
- Just get a 30” 4K lcd and set the res to 800x600prophetone
- ^OBBTKN
- I got bifocals a couple of years ago.
This year I got some bifocal contacts. No idea how they work, but they do! F*ckin witchcraft!microkorg - I buy different flavors of shampoo and conditioner because I can no longer read “Shampoo” or “Conditioner” in the shower without glasses.shellie
- I also wear seamless bifocals which ive noticed fucks w/ my line when im on the putting green lining up shot. Cant tilt my head to the side or the ground warpshellie
- Microkorg, does it matter which orientation you put the contacts? they work no matter how u put them in? I've never had bifocals at all...cherub
- @prophetone ahahahsted
- @microkorg the top part of the lens helps with the distant, the bottom part with the near view.sted
- Sted, yup, thats how bifocal glasses work. But with the lenses you put them in any way up. (answers your question too cherub)microkorg
- Ah, it's not a top/bottom thing...
https://www.youtube.…microkorg - @shellie
You really DO NEED glasses shampoo or conditioner shouldn't come in FLAVORS.palimpsest - https://i.haasie.com…palimpsest
- Guess who left his specs at home today, lol.Nairn
- I inquired about contacts and before bigocal which is more expensive they offered two prescriptions one for each eye.shellie
- Apparently most peoples brains splits the difference. But some cant do it then the more expensive lenses are the way. Wild.shellie
- I just got progressives (bifocals?) last week. Ugh.monospaced
- cheers, microkorg!cherub
- I tried the two different contacts as a cheaper solution but I couldn't gel with it. Gave me real anxiety. And I'm not convinced thatmicrokorg
- its a good thing long term having each eye doing different things.microkorg
- I wear glasses 80% of the time. Contacts for sport mainly.microkorg
- I had to give up on contacts about 5 years ago. The reading vision deteriorated too much and I hate reading glasses.CyBrainX
- So, I got transition lenses for my already bad distant vision and for reading. I miss contacts but have gotten used to glasses.CyBrainX
- NBQ00-3
- fooler0
When did this become a thing?
It seems weird and scary to me!- My daughter's dance teacher have one and I am intimidated when I talk to himlajj
- ^HIM?
oh manYakuZoku - You act like you've never seen the movie Hellraisers.ShenanigansTV
- First time I see thisNBQ00
- flol, lajjimbecile
- This world frightens & confuses meletterhead
- Kinda looks cool. But I would want to scratch my nose all day.skinny_puppy
- Gay shit********
- "I am cute because I have a thing on the tip of my nose" *punch*cannonball1978
- DUNEdasohr
- Those giant 2 inch ear hole things annoy me more than this.jagara
- seems kool and fancy to me.neverscared
- On hols last month on the beach. See a regular looking family, mum, dad and young son. Notice dad has 2inch plates in each ear lobe.microkorg
- Maybe they look cool in his social media photos, but running after his kid down the beach flap flappin against the side of his head. Nope.microkorg
- I was laughing so much inside.
Had my nose pierced in art college 20+ years ago. Had to give it up cos I pick my nose too much and scottish wintersmicrokorg - make my nose run too much and I auto-wipe with back of my hand and would always catch the ring forgetting I had a piercing.microkorg
- kool story bro.neverscared
- you and your nosepiercing fascinating really ... tell us more...neverscared
- I like it!kaiyohtee
- the nose knowsstoplying
- me gusta a misarahfailin
- Haha. F*ck knows why I typed all that earlier. Just re-read it. Mustve needed a rant.microkorg
- better than a tattooutopian
- dasohr1
After a week of low roughage diet, I am now chugging laxatives for preventive screening tomorrow morning.
- OBBTKN14
- lmao .. true trueRamanisky2
- He doesn't even know he's been immortalized by the Industrial Meme Complex.CyBrainX
- He knows. Even did a TED talk on it.tank02
- 97 is the new 64neverscared
- ^ Your user name is checking out.CyBrainX
- lolYakuZoku
- Didn't upvote money catNBQ00
- 'retire'? what is this word?Nairn
- He’s saying that at 97 he’ll be able to afford new tires for his carnb
- is that Ilgar Pashayev?timeless
- whatthefunk2
He falls at 0:47 and the comments are brutal
- Amazing they can perform at all. I think I saw them when I was 14.formed
- OBBTKN1
Another gem
- YakuZoku2
I just ordered an air fryer and I'm excited about it
- temper those expectations, my friendimbecile
- It's more useful than I initially thoughtOBBTKN
- I’ve used one for about a year now
and I’m here to tell ya .. they’re fantastic.Ramanisky2
- Ramanisky22
Hit the 52 Mark today ...
can't tell if that’s good or bad. Are Earlybird dinners around the corner ??- HBD!fooler
- HBD Ram!YakuZoku
- Happy birthday Ram!OBBTKN
- Thx boysRamanisky2
- NBQ00-5
Maneskin singer Damiano David is only 25 years old.
- What's the sign? That I'm twice his age or I have no idea who he is and have never heard of his band?fooler
- Well since Rock is dead I respect them for being somewhat relevant and in the mainstream. And that since many many years...NBQ00
- ...I thought the guy was around 30-35.NBQ00
- Rock is hardly dead.CyBrainX
- Maybe not completely dead but definitely not that relevant anymore. Maneskin was one of the very few bands that penetrated the mainstream in the past years.NBQ00
- fooler2
I saw a Buick station wagon on the road and thought "that's a cool good looking car" and went home and started looking what a used one would cost...
- "I want a Buick" said noone ever.
A buddy I respect JUST got a Buick SUV and i was like "WTF?".ideaist - I'm done with big cars, none of our cars are 4m long...OBBTKN
- yeah but 'murricuhhans_glib
- idealist, only acceptable case: https://hypebeast.co…_niko
- @niko any Grand National is on my "if I win the lottery" list but a GNX if I hit a big one.fooler
- I drove my mom’s 94 Buick in high school. It was fucking great. Super comfortable, luxury ride for the middle classnb
- Station wagons are cool, too. SUVs are so dullnb
- Station wagons, minivans, SUVs, etc. People find new ways to be extremely uncool in every generation.CyBrainX
- Buick's designs have been far nicer than Mercedes in the past decade.formed
- Subraru vibesmonNom
- "I want a Buick" said noone ever.
