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- Nairn0
Girth over tongue?
- You're back on Tinder? That was quick.palimpsest
- why not both?autoflavour
- fadein110
Yuekit is the most sensible and informed person on this fucking website.
This isn't him, it's me. Normal people have 1 account.- And he has the patience of a saintFax_Benson
- +1Continuity
- yesfadein11
- jagara2
Is it possible to be a flaming hetero?
- ...without being homophobic in any way?jagara
- Ever seen jojo’s bizarre adventure?scarabin
- Only closet gays are homophobicdrgs
- @drgs I think that's a gross oversimplification (albeit containing truth).jagara
- Aren't closeted gays heterophobic?
(I'm not saying they're not justified.)CyBrainX - Hmm... maybe? Closeted gays are usually acting homophobic, to insure the world that they're not gay?jagara
- Nairn1
So, we can all agree that bitcoin was bad for the environment.
So many wasted computational cycles.
We've not seen anything yet. This world will burn as we consume its worth generating absolute bullshit, via complex ML / pseudo-AI constructs.
Disreality will become; Swamped awash with high carbon cost fuckallitudes of every and any utterly nonsensical type.
CyBrainX - if you don't like emoji, you ain't seen nothing yet.
- < This post cost 230g CO2 emissionsNairn
- I think there are worse things that bitcoin for the environment, bitcoin is an easy target "ponzi, tulips, bad for environment"shapesalad
- Bitcoin by it's nature, encourages sustainable sources of energy, wasted energy etc, as that's economically encouraged.shapesalad
- If you can capture wasted energy, or free eco source energy, capture into a form of value - you'd seek it out.shapesalad
- For someone that shits on cannabis, you sure sound like a teenager who's half way through his first 1/4 of soap bar.Nairn
- Mind you, me too probably. lolNairn
- note he's not saying bitcoin is not bad for the environment.kingsteven
- and not really trying very hard to explain it or he'll realise he's talking absolute pretentious nonsense...kingsteven
- love that "Bitcoin by it's nature" which just means "Bitcoin uses lots of energy, all the time" :Dkingsteven
- the fanciful definition 'wasted energy' - which usually means dissipation. here somewhere between 'excess' and ' yet to be harnessed'... wildkingsteven
- over 60% of generated energy dissipates in to heat through the grid and power transformers before it reaches a mining rig (that turns the rest in to heat)kingsteven
- believing in bitcoin is a prerequisite to the very belief renewable energy can be wasted (in the way shape portrays). gateway drug indeedkingsteven
- Optoelectronics will helpdrgs
- As much as I hate emojis, they might be the least horrible thing on your list.
Maybe.CyBrainX
- stoplying0
Bring on the dancing horses
- Nairn1
I should've tried, at least once, to get a voice acting gig.
I think I'd love a job like that.
- It's never too late! Ring up some recording studios, and record some samples.Continuity
- Friend of mine is a voice actor. Makes great money and loves it. He was the guy in high school who could narrate an entire Monty python film with all the voicesGnash
- imbecile8
I am constantly getting weird incel vibes from omahadesigns and NBQOO. They are so similar in their ignorant treatment / questioning of women's behaviour and posting of videos regarding "Chads" that I can't help both of them represent this meme to a T.
Feel free to downvote if you go through life believing women owe you anything
- MrT1
I really want everyone's favourite Canadian cruise-ship crooner to release a hip hip album entitled Bublé Rap.
- Nairn8
I want an RTS game based on Lego, with tech trees that sort of follow Lego's evolution, with an aesthetic emphasis primarily concerned with 70s/80s space lego, but ultimately anything goes. You want to mix duplo red block with some ninjago (?) and some 80s lego flowers as a radar jammer? go right ahead!
You build new units in game as you would normal lego and 'somehow magically' various bits turn into guns or scanners or eyes or whsatever.
Something like this could be a low-mid level hover tank unit, for instance
- And obviously when they're attacked they fall apart into their respective lego components, which could be harvested for re-use.Nairn
- this is more of a million dollar idea. special parts could be included in builds to give them their "powers" or characteristic. combine for fun². inspiringimbecile
- bridge building would be key. but just custom units but custom structures that could be blown upcannonball1978
- They tried to make a Lego open world Minecraft rip and it failed once. Maybe again.monospaced
- This isn't that, but this is at least partly inspired by what Minecraft promises, still, after all these years.. https://www.qbn.com/…Nairn
- @c1978 - you're quite right, the entire environment should be lego... although small tanks would judder like a mf'er over all those bumps :)Nairn
- Yeah I know this isn’t that. This would be better than the Lego game they tried rolling out that failed.monospaced
- Nairn1
I think about eating burgers quite a lot.
I think I think about eating burgers more than I actually eat them.
- Nairn3
Whenever some chart or graph comes up that results in a comparison of nations, I'm basically always "Ok, whatever this is – are we better than France?".
- Germany second, and context-depending, US after. US always beats us, so it's mostly a pointless comparison.Nairn
- Same for Germany, sorry. Unless it's something I'd rather it wasn't, you guys always tend be ahead. Fuck you too. xNairn
- Could be number of nukes.
Teenage abortion levels.
Colon cancer survival rates.
Don't care. Just beat the French.Nairn - We mostly lose.Nairn
- THIS IS HOW YOU IDLE THOUGHT.Nairn
- Skip to the second question. https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX
- Continuity0
Just got back from H&M to get some underwear, and — as I was unpacking them to get them into the wash — I happened to glance at one of the packages, where the features of said pants was laid out:
• Durable fit (Okay, cool, I don't want them to lose their shape, I suppose)
• Breathable (Excellent, though assumed. If you're selling pants made of non-breathable fabric, maybe you should get out of the underwear business, because you clearly don't know what you're doing)
• Support (Err ... eh?)Why lay this out? Support? Okay, some guys want their package held in place, but I wouldn't call that 'support', as such.
Testicles are not breasts. They're tiny wee things by comparison, and weigh nothing. They don't necessarily need 'support'.
I mean, come on. It's a slippery slope from 'support' to 'push-up', and then where will we be?
'PUSH-UP PANTS, FOR MAXIMUM BALL CLEAVAGE.'
- On the other hand, since people are tanning their arseholes, I suppose all bets are off, at this point.Continuity
- Maybe an underwire for the ballsack? Or maybe two little underwires, one for each of the boys?
This is how you Idle Thoughts, people.Continuity - And actually, if you're not buying boxer shorts, isn't 'support' assumed anyway? Like, that's the whole point of buying not-boxers, right? Why point it out?Continuity
- Ha! Nairn and Continuity inventing a new 21st century literary movement in front of our eyes. Keep it coming, bravo sirs.fadein11
- Bro have you even seen an old man’s ballsnb
- I submit to you, sir, that that's irrelevant. Not-boxers would hold his geriatric scrot in place, as they would a young man's (like me).Continuity
- We're not trying to lift our 'nads in a show-off position with our undies, you know.Continuity
- That’s “support”nb
- Eh. To me, 'suppose' means more 'lift' rather than 'hold in place'.Continuity
- Semanticnb
- In the context of underpants, anyway.Continuity
- just "LIKE THE WARM HAND OF A NURSE" - they would fly off the shelveskingsteven
- Continuity1
Sigh.
I wonder how badly us psoriasis suffers will get the evil eye in public, with this whole monkeypox business.
It's all over my hands.
- Hadn't thought of that.. will be keeping my psoriasis ridden hands firmly in my pockets for a while!!dee-dubs
- It's really, really shit, trying to explain psoriasis to people. Tell them it's not contagious until you're blue in the face, and they still won't believe you.Continuity
- It’s all up my legs, so no shorts for me. Once got accused of wanking while sharing a bed with a friend. I’d actually itched in my sleep until it was bleedingIanbolton
- My psoriasis, not my dick!!Ianbolton
- Another reason to wear my ninja outfit...
Been on Humira for years. Just recently had an allergy test and changed my diet to see if it helped. It did a...bezoar - little bit, but better results with ointmentsbezoar
- LoL Ian, wonderful! hahahaNairn
- “It’s not the pox, I haven’t fucked a monkey since 2019” PROBLEM SOLVEDnb
- NBQ00-4
I noticed there are suddenly many pretty Ukrainian girls on Tinder in my area.
- Continuity2
I figured that I'd do nairn a solid, and try to find *something* Brits could beat the French at.
The news is grim, I'm afraid.
'Average penis size by country: worldwide comparison'
https://www.worlddata.info/avera…France (erect size): 15.74 cm
UK (erect size): 13.13 cmSorry. I tried.
- The Yanks beat you there, too. They have 13.58 cm willies.Continuity
- Germans, too. They've got 14.52 cm dongs. Sorry again.Continuity
- Hmm, like anyone would believe a Frenchman's report of the size of his petit saucisson.Nairn
- And India is infamous for having ickle willies, so I suspect there's some mis-reporting going on over there too.Nairn
- LOL!!
Oh, Nairn.Continuity - Bolivia 16cm+ ?! Ha ha.. are you serious! The entire population is under 165cm in height, how is that possible!?shapesalad
- You guys know that shape of a cock, at the tip, is designed to push out other mens sperm in the vag. Gangbangs were a thing 5000+ years ago.shapesalad
- now wonder they invented baguettes.neverscared
- hans_glib2
i'm curious as to how this study of penis sizes came to be done.
i mean, assuming you decide that this is a thing worth doing (really? i mean, really really?), then presumably you have to lay out some ground rules.
for instance how do you ensure the measurements are taken consistently? was it one person travelling the world with their tape measure, or did they recruit a whole team of measurers. and if so, how was that advert worded? "wanted: penile proportion professionals"? and what sort of person would take on such a job? how were they sure their subject was fully erect each time?
and once you have assemble your team, if your study is going to be meaningful, then the team all have to be consistent in their method of measuring. were they equipped with a special measuring device - and if so, what does this device look like? (how many were made?) or just given a ruler and a set of instructions as to where to measure from (side, bottom, top, etc etc)?
and how did this team go about recruiting people to be measured? facebook ads? were the samples large enough to be meaningful statistically?
etc etc....
- I imagine there's been workshops for medical staff on the subject. You know, extra training.
'Penis Size: Case Studies, Learnings, and Best Practises'Continuity - And some of those cunts do like every other cunt, and post a photo of the PPT deck projected on the wall, telling their network how excited they are ...Continuity
- ... to attend this breakthtakingly important and fascinating workshop.Continuity
- they prob. bought metadata from Tinder&co and did some statistics.uan
- I imagine there's been workshops for medical staff on the subject. You know, extra training.
- jagara1
I've watched so much TV, played so many video games. If i see my life flash before my eyes before i die, I'll be watching all the TV again, in reverse?
- Just think, 300+ years ago you would have spent your life looking at the behind of some livestock you owned. At least now it's just a screen.shapesalad
- Thank you Industrial Revolution!shapesalad
- Well, if you put it that way, I shall feel better about it :)jagara
- nb2
the “mens boobs” thread has at least 13 posts
- I wonder what’s in therenb
- I guess pics of male chests and discussions on the subject.nb
- Oh? I figured it was pics of men making mistakes. Like cutting wood the incorrect length. Buying trousers a size too small. Trying to board a plane a day late...hardhat
- I'm guessing a post or two about Robert Paulson?kaiyohtee
- Now I'm curiousYakuZoku
- Nutter1
I think Sex and the City did some good making sex more open to talk about, but also put a lot of unrealistic expectations out there. Maybe it was already like this, but the show perpetuated the problem.
Four young extremely successful women living in New York, dating and dumping guys for often very little reason, while chasing the "perfect guy". They even mention how few eligible single guys there are, and at a few points that they themself may be the problem for not finding mr perfect, they quickly carry on.
Carrie Bradshaw is obsessed with Mr. Big. But when he doesn't live up to her expectations, by not reacting or saying something other than she expect, she flips out and have a near mental breakdown. She acknowledges this behaviour, but never once seeks to solve it or talk to him about it.
The amount of times I've meet girls here in Denmark who reefer to someone as "the Miranda" or "Charlotte" of their group just means the show has stayed with a lot of women as something to identify with... which is a problem when its a show about fiction.
- i hated this show and everyone in it._me_
- This show was 128% true. Not a bit of fiction of it.grafician
- maybe as a slice of waspy New York life,_niko
- the psychology is so wide spread is nuts after all these years this is still relevant
do you guys even date?grafician - I ended up getting married in the same place as Cynthia Nixon's character. You wouldn't believe how many people told me that when I told them where it was.CyBrainX
- I have successfully never seen this show.bulletfactory
- Username checks outnb