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QBN log 5.14.2021
Making a rendezvous through QBN to see what's new. For some reason I can't figure out, perhaps it was the constant battling with commentors, I am continuously interacting with the QBN community as a super-villain. Like a cross between Larry David, the dad from That 70s Show and as Garbage put it, a "Scooby Doo Villain" https://www.qbn.com/reply/401875… . It's a compulsion I should probably try to control but it feels great being a grumpy old man. I can't get enough. I mean, why be nice? People suck! Anywhoo, not everyone sucks but on this planet you need to have your anus in check. I've intellectually owed Garbage several times but he is persistent in his pursuit to one up me. I made a tribute post channeling Macho Man to honor his (or her, I have no idea) persistence. https://www.qbn.com/reply/401875…
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Latest highlights:
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401799… - Protein FTW
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401866… - GTA untrarealistic
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401850… - shitheads
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401804… - Charcoal
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401769… - SNL Lesbian art
https://www.qbn.com/reply/401760… - Marvel Vice
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QBN log 2.27.21
Things have been deteriorating here on the ship. Sulu broke up with Uhura again. Their constant back and forth has been wearing on the crew. Sulu has been acting like a madman as a result of their toxic shenanigans. Bones had to inject him with some fentanyl just to get him back to his post. The rest of us have been wearing thin from the constant stream of sub-standard chick pics in the chick of the day thread. These are truly horrific low grade porn shots of the worst taste. One girl looked underage with a giant clitoris. Who posts that? Is it art? Maybe. This vile OmahaDesigns is a thorn to us all but we must let his demonic flatulence-like pestulant presence pass... for the good of the ship! When will this Borg pass? Do we take a Borg vaccine and that's that? Hardly. The Borg...is everywhere.
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- "and she'd rather party than watch that stupid thing."StoicLevels
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QBN log 2.7.2021A week has passed since my voyage across the outskirts of cyberspace landed me here in this... QBN. After contemplating my earlier interaction with this strange site I have decided to make changes with my approach. Perhaps I was too abrasive upon my arrival, the locals here are ... not kind, to say the least and not welcoming, to be frank.
But after sitting back with a beer and contemplating the situation I now believe that I was at fault for confronting these locals as if I was one of their own. I am not. I have decided to use the tools the QBN ruling class have supplied us plebs to create this log and perhaps give other QBN users a perspective on how to interact with this unique planet. I do admire it's content and unique sense of humor. In this dying cyberverse increasingly controlled by The Borg I welcome it's independent spirit.
In conclusion: I will share less posts and interact less with the users of this planet unless I have a decent joke or comment I have to blurt out. This is the way. These locals... I ... should not... antagonize further... for the peace of the cyberverse.
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QBN log 2.1.2021
The regulars think I'm a user that goes by the name of Bindegal. Apparently these users are so conditioned to think they will be spammed that they suspect any new user to be one of a few marked people.
Extremely toxic situation. Not in the mood to deal with this crap right now.
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QBN Log 2.21.2021
Beware! Things are dire in the Cyberverse. Whoever reads this must know that time is running out on free will. The combination of Orweillian surveiilance, Artificial Intelligence and cancel culture have united with The Borg to create a technovirus that is sweeping the cyberverse and will not stop until it has consumed every energy source in order to build it's Dyson Sphere. The crew and I have countered this by procrastinating and watching Ingmar Bergman movies and Star Trek: Acid Party. We had a great time. Anywhoo, things seem swell on this planet of QOOB for the time being. We will take refuge here until we figure out what to do about the Borg. Metallica has seemingly already fallen under it's dreadful spell. All of reality is at play!
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