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- i_monk3
Re: https://www.qbn.com/reply/409079…
He died last week. We've been told his widow may come knock on the door looking for him, as she's senile.
:(
- Ah that's brutal :-(PhanLo
- Sad. getting old sucksbezoar
- So sad. We must enjoy life while we are relatively young! Aging does not forgive :(OBBTKN
- Jesus monk that's awful. So sorry for you and them.sarahfailin
- BusterBoy0
Bear with me...
Does anyone remember that web gimmick thing a few years back...it was a daily draw of a prize giveaway (I think) or something similar - maybe like a quiz or something? Hosted by a very hyper American dude who was slightly camp.
Am I going nuts?
- YakuZoku3
I woke up so sick today I can barely walk due to my head pounding and it's hot as balls but I'm cold as shit, just in time for the weekend yay.
- Same here, I've had a cold for two days, silly cough, the weekend and holidays are approaching, perfect!
Get well soon...OBBTKN - C O V I Dpablo28
- damn... feel better both of you... and stay the fuck away from me <3PonyBoy
- Had that about a month ago, instant cold/flu symptoms on like a 9/10 volume, took about six days to dieprophetone
- The cold died I mean, I’m still here posting dumb comments on a websiteprophetone
- Get well!prophetone
- yeah, i hear more and more people talking about people being sick around themHAL9001
- Thanks guys, weird thing is I haven't had contact with anyone since Tuesday, just been surfing alone in the morningsYakuZoku
- It's the surfing, it'll make you sick in more ways than one!garbage
- same, past three days with aches, stuffy nose, fever at night, and can't sleep - ugh!whatthefunk
- DamnYakuZoku
- Same here, I've had a cold for two days, silly cough, the weekend and holidays are approaching, perfect!
- NBQ00-5
On some days like today I just hate people. I can't stand them being near me and I try to be as repellent as possible. There are too many of them in trains and public transportation acting like idiots. Using public transportation as their personal telephone booth. No you assholes, I don't want to listen to your calls. Or others eating stinky fast foods. Have some manners. Especially in the summer heat.
- What are you doing to be "as repellant as possible" exactly? Perhaps those people are doing the same thing.monospaced
- Ah, I missed you mono :)NBQ00
- Gardener20
- It was in such a mess, it took me 2 days just to prep, fill and sand before the undercoat/top coat. Met many Americans in town for the Open who were so friendlyGardener
- if I had a £1 for every person who said "you've missed a bit"Gardener
- nice work!HAL9001
- looking clean, they need some more lighting in those window displays, no?BabySnakes
- thanks, I also got offered the building next door an Indian takeaway and the local theatre over the road to do too so that'll keep me out of mischief for a bit.Gardener
- Good job man!OBBTKN
- the secret to youth, workimbecile
- true, I've just turned 62 but keep active with the painting and a 3 year old girl who constantly keeps me busy when I'm homeGardener
- Tops stuff man! I'm up near you tomorrow might try and check out your work :-)PhanLo
- You Missed a spot!fooler
- What a cool gig man. Do you work on these alone? Or you got a sidekick?HijoDMaite
- always solo, I did an apprenticeship at 18 and been doing it for over 40 years, but never considered it work!Gardener
- when I'm not mixing paint I'm mixing records lolGardener
- Nice job. Looks loads betterIanbolton
- jagara2
I Furiosa anything as awesome as Fury Road?
- yep, watch them both together. Not at the same time thoughIanbolton
- Yep, secondedrobthelad
- agreed. worth watching one then the other..autoflavour
- tbh, Fury road is better, but Anya Taylor Joy is worth the price of admission alone for Furiosa ..autoflavour
- So, watched it. Not as good. But pretty good!jagara
- sarahfailin8
i really couldn't give a fuck about the olympics. not this year or much of any of them.
- Go & be.palimpsest
- Yes. I've never liked them, I'm just curious about the MTB and Sagan race... but I don't even know when it isOBBTKN
- Same here. I’m happily tuned out from whatever the fuck it is they do. Lions chasing Palestinian men around a carpark or something?mort_
- And yet here you are posting about it.nb
- You guys should start "The Malaise Thread"canoe
- yeah, just don't tell the AussiesMrT
- all sports are mehjagara
- Don't watch TV in this household.microkorg
- lol @ "The Malaise Thread"Continuity
- imagine spending your life trying to be the best at making a horse prance about. You somehow get to the olympics and win a shiny medal. Woooo!Ianbolton
- It's just a fuck about innit, let's do some sports for a bit, better than an office job, people can watch if they want. We might get good.robthelad
- @OBB I don't think Sagan even qualified for the race??BuddhaHat
- autoflavour1
how fucking good is the new deadpool tho..
its everything you want Wolverine to be..
angry, violent and graphic.its a masterpiece
- I ... wanted to love it.
I'll just leave it at that.Continuity - Continuity is giving needyimbecile
- I ... wanted to love it.
- stewart0
I edited a photo a little with generative fill in Photoshop. Now the photo gets an AI label on Instagram. Where do they hide this information in my photo.
- nb0
“ “Paris 2024 and World Triathlon reiterate that their priority is the health of the athletes,” the statement continued. “The tests carried out in the Seine today revealed water quality levels that did not provide sufficient guarantees to allow the event to be held.
“Unfortunately, meteorological events beyond our control, such as the rain which fell over Paris on 26 and 27 July, can alter water quality and compel us to reschedule the event for health reasons.”
This is how humanity ends. The river is unsafe for swimming and with a straight face they blame it on the rain.
- https://www.clevelan…nb
- Actual pic of the Olympic committee spokesperson https://s.yimg.com/n…nb
- Rivière de merdeOBBTKN
- i wonder how bad it is by standards elsewhere, paris tends to be very pollution consciouskingsteven
- Probably clean as a mountain spring, if compared to the Thames.Continuity
- They close the beaches here after heavy rains. Storm water causes system to overflow. Poop gets in storm drains and to lake.Gnash
- More so in Paris as the system is so old. No chance that waste water doesn’t mix with storm drains thereGnash
- Ahem https://media.metrol…nb
- PonyBoy7
About 2 months ago I switched from IPA beer (yum) to Mich Ultra Gold (gross).
Average bad shit in an IPA:
220 calories, 20carbs / 12oz (355ml)Average bad shit in a Mich Ultra Golden can of Piss:
85 calories, 3.5 carbs / same sizeI usually walk my dog every night about 2 miles (nearly year round minus a few shit months of winter)... always having a beer or two (or more) as we wander (fuck your judgement).
In 2 months time since just switching beer type I'm down 17+ pounds (8kg?)... basically the same amount of intake of beer and it even comes w/the same buzz (fuck your judgement).
:)
- In Germany, the beers I shall not judge you for are called 'Wegbier' (road beers).Continuity
- INTERESTING, RIGHTContinuity
- Mildly interesting...tell me moredee-dubs
- No judgement, you're giving your dog a 2 mile walk. That's props.garbage
- If it works for you, then do it! Nice PBstoplying
- Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Emthenohero
- I prefer Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruitjagara
- Nairn1
fnnnnngh.. I just felt a stray, slightly-long moustache hair, so went to my supposedly sharp scissors here to exorcise it, except Spastic-Here cut a load of gloopy adhesive sheets with said scissors earlier, so now I've just pulled out three fucking hairs.
I was not expecting that.
Sore. Sudden.
- I've ruined these scissors.Nairn
- In this morning's pre-caffeinated state, my addled brain read that ^ as "I've run with these scissors."
I mean. Don't run with scissors man.Continuity
- SimonFFM5
If Zuckerberg classifies my website as "Promoting Sexual Activity", I wonder if the guy was properly educated.
- ha, we've got this problem on a site I help adminster - they're fucking drawings, one of which has a vague hint of nipple.
It's pathetic.Nairn - A friend (Ana Dias) linked to my book in her insta story and it got deleted for violation. So lame.SimonFFM
- Then how come Instagram is full of soft porn and half naked women.NBQ00
- Hey Simon! That sucks. Fuck insta!maquito
- Typical American puritan behavior, you can show all the arms you want, but if you show a nipple...OBBTKN
- is there anything in today's society that doesn't promote sexual activity? i mean really...sarahfailin
- you need to replace all female nipples with male nipplespango
- Hahahaha pangoNairn
- ha, we've got this problem on a site I help adminster - they're fucking drawings, one of which has a vague hint of nipple.
- NBQ00-4
Will be doing a digital detox for the next days in the middle of nowhere. Just nature and the sounds of birds chirping. Probably gonna miss WW3 starting.
- who da fug are we supposed to down vote now?YakuZoku
- Lolmaquito
- lolNBQ00
- Good for you, good luck ;)OBBTKN
- Go & do.palimpsest
- lol yakfuturefood
- yaku**futurefood
- Not a fan downvoting but .... fiiine
DOWNVOTEDRamanisky2
- grafician-4
Open laptop, read news...close laptop.
So I'm testing these new lager beers, Kronenbourg Blanc really good *cheers*
- _me_4
- Have you got a job for grafician yet?Continuity
- absolutely not._me_
- :/grafician
- flolpalimpsest
- I'll take one please!YakuZoku
- nb5
Ok which one of you goons said you lost 18 lbs by switching to low carb beer
Because I am sipping on a Corona low carb and it is not worth it.
This tastes like a Yeast Lacroix
- PonyboyYakuZoku
- https://www.ufsdeal.…PonyBoy
- I’ll try that onenb
- Low carb ... but 500 mlContinuity
- Cider + water + cider + water...
Zero weight gain, I promise ;)OBBTKN - I _knew_ there was a reason I like you, OBBTKN. Nairn! Another cider drinker, here!Continuity
- Corona is just awful beer. I have no idea how they ever sold a bottle of that swill.CyBrainX
- Nutter16
started running about a year ago, and yesterday I had my longest run so far. Almost 12 km in an hour and 20 minutes.
Really nice to feel some progress.
- https://youtube.com/…pango
- How did you get back?grafician
- You must be miles and miles from where you started?*
*Sorry. I'll go post this in the Dad jokes thread. Congrats!webazoot - you started running a year ago?! I was running by the age of 4.Fax_Benson
- I should have seen this coming from a mile away...Nutter
- Great hustle @Nutter! Health IS wealth and running is great for body & mind.
: )ideaist - Fuck yeah!thumb_screws
- Keep at it NuttyRamanisky2
- congrats! i started about a year ago too. And just had my first injury last Thursday... now I cant run for a few days and it pisses me offHAL9001
- sorry to hear that Hal, better not rush itNutter
- Run, Nutter....RUN!stoplying
- oey_oey2
Is yhtere a way to block threads and certain user's posts inside QBN?
- Unfortunately not. Not natively, anyway. I’m sure a bright spark among us has cooked up a browser-side solution, though.Continuity
- MySafespaceQBN dot com or VirtueSignalingQBNer... dot Com or IhateFascismButLoveI... dot comNBQ00
- Haha, never ever would I have guessed you want me banned or blacklisted because of criticsizing Islam and criminal Muslims. Unreal.NBQ00
- I love how you assume it's you.Ianbolton
- Didn't you know? everything is about NBQ.pango
- Baldie wanted to get me banned (see Spam thread) and oye_oye was a cry baby too which is why he made a full-length open letter about racism the other day.NBQ00
- I'd rather not ban you as sometimes you're pretty entertaining - but for all the wrong reasons. Maybe this is the wrong forum for you? Ever considered that?Ianbolton
- @oey ask and you shall receive:
https://www.qbn.com/…Continuity - Snowflakes :)NBQ00
- Snowflakes? you're the one who became offended and threw a fit. take a look in your makeup mirror, dummyimbecile