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- drgs4
I think this is the best song in the world
- It's up there for sure.
*raises fist in air, drops head, bops softly in the ever near futureNairn - https://youtu.be/Ls8…emphor
- It's up there for sure.
- maquito5
I flush the toilet before I've finished pissing
- maquito1
I used to eat bouillon cubes as a snack in my in my adolescence.
- Ew :)jagara
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯maquito
- beef, chicken, vegetable? Also, WTF?
Mouth-gravy!Fax_Benson - anyone. Yup. Horrible.maquito
- I used to nibble oxo cubes until I'd OD on salt.shapesalad
- I still do on occasion! My new vice in this regard is tweaking out on this shit when i cook.. https://www.ocado.co…Nairn
- wow, we could join a club of monosodium glutamate junkiesmaquito
- jagara0
- Also known as Coke Blakjagara
- I thought they discontinued Coke Blak years ago.fooler
- I worked on Coke Blakmonospaced
- Also known as crack.ArmandoEstrada
- Never came to Germany, but I can cook coffee by myself, it’s ok.SimonFFM
- They did dicontinue the Coke Blak name. Coke + Coffee is the exact same thing, thoughjagara
- @SimonFFM i discovered coffee cola in Germany! I bought it at Tchibo!jagara
- Must try now.sea_sea
- 5timuli0
I was mid-wank on my lunch break when news broke about 9/11.
- did you lost it?oey
- I saw it through to the end. Once you fap, you can't stahp.5timuli
- That happened at 9am...imbecile
- You should rethink that statement.5timuli
- You've lived up to your name.CyBrainX
- look it up.
first impact: 8:46 a.m.
second impact: 9:03 a.m.imbecile - he was mid-fapping from 8:45 till lunch break?!oey
- LOLOLHayzilla
- Living in EuropeSimonFFM
- LOL!oey
- Imbecile — username checks out.5timuli
- Imbeciles inability to understand time zones is almost funnier than 5's post.Hayzilla
- I'm guessing he's in California or the UK.Hayzilla
- Now in CA. Left Scotland in 2006.5timuli
- ^ BOOM.Hayzilla
- futurefood2
Ok, I confess. When I was a kid my mom would drag me to church. To give myself a laugh I would chant these words during worship:
IboughtatoyotabutIwishIboughtaho...
- honda...futurefood
- wuttdocpoz
- lol. well doneBonSeff
- in college me and my roomate would chant:
let us proclaim the mystery of this bong hitBonSeff - people chant at church? fucking creepy weird rituals for nothingmonospaced
- maquito5
I hate being downvoted.
- Nairn0
I can't find it now, but - I've been repeating the confession someone made here a wee while back, wherein they're a tall cunt and when they go to the toilet on a plane, they piss i the sink instead of the toilet because of reasons and such.
True or not, it now is in the minds of a few of my friends: Tall people piss in sinks on planes. All of them.
- why tho? why does the opening of the receptacle need to be closer to their dicks?dopepope
- They don’t. Just one really sick person confessed doing it for no good reason at all.monospaced
- I think it's more of a ceiling issue. I'm not a tall cunt, but i have to stand with my back arched backwards like some kind of Dickensian caricature, to pissNairn
- ..'course I only fly 737 or A340 class intermediate range planes, none of your fancy wide circumference 747 or A380 shit. Pissing in those must be heaven.Nairn
- *A320Nairn
- I’m 6’4” and never once even thought about peeing in the sink.Gnash
- Until nowGnash
- lolmonospaced
- yeah me neither but if i ever go on a plane again i'll be sure to give that a gohans_glib
- Krassy3
^ i liked my own post
- shapesalad0
I've taken a full time job at a bank that pays really well and has a great package... and I'm not happy. Really not happy. As it's in London.
I applied for a similar job in Lisbon, but didn't even get an interview. Sucks. Really Sucks.
- I better not lose this job in Mar 2019 when Brexit crashes the economy. Fucking hell, I'm really starting to hate UK, what a cunt of a country.shapesalad
- And it's bloody freezing....shapesalad
- /rant over.shapesalad
- Yeah, I feel for you surrounded by so many Brits, they're something else... Stay strong.robotron3k
- First World Problems threadchukkaphob
- Yeah - London's changing fast. Only a handful of good pockets left and they are going down fastmugwart
- I'm planning on renting a super cheap crap little room in a flat share near to the office. So I can avoid tube...shapesalad
- And save 75% of my salary. Then quit as soon as I have enough to buy a little house without mortgage.shapesalad
- ... hopefully in Portugal.shapesalad
- Banks are one of the main cuntributers to the cuntiness. Enjoy retirement.MrT
- you can save money? Any other jobs going at your place ;-)mugwart
- if in bank your city central - any cheap rooms?mugwart
- Yeah some rooms going in the slums near old street, £150 pw, 5 strangers to a toilet. Doing this at the age of 40. Bring it on.shapesalad
- ouch ... Had to do it at 36. Not much fun.
Make sure its not a sub-sub-letted flat. I fell accidentally into a scam few years back. Things get messy fast.mugwart - anyways if you can handle this for a few years and you have a place in mind for life back in Portugal then its not so bad.mugwart
- Yeah.. it's not a pleasure and I'm double checking the flat agents. No choice. Either this or spend 75% of my salary on rent and never buy.shapesalad
- Or commuting hell.. but even that is expensive and not sure how I'd get by after season ticket + need a car to get to station if I get an affordable house.shapesalad
- From all angles London is an expensive city unless you bought years ago, won lottery, have uber rich parents.shapesalad
- ^ this. Sad but truemugwart
- notype3
- I saw someone wearing one of these on TV the other day.Hayzilla
- Melanie?monospaced
- autoflavour5
anything i have to confess, i sure as hell aint doing it in this public, non erasable forum..
oh wait, i have said too much already
- wagshaft3
Once on a red-eye to chicago...
- maquito3
And I also eat 3 or 4 cold dogs from the fridge now and then. It depends.
- Jesus. Fuck.DRIFTMONKEY
- ^ lol
it's not like they're rawmoldero
- Nairn1
I genuinely enjoy Peppa Pig.
- They struck gold with that cartoon. Absolutely minted it.shapesalad
- Yep, I got into it when my daughter was little. V.entertaining.fadein11
- Ended up dancing to the Peppa Pig theme tune on New Years Eve.PhanLo
- jagara4
From time to time, I watch the whole Harry Potter series over the course of a week. Alone.
46/M/Copenhagen
- babydick1
I have some bitcoin, but I think it's a fucking piece of shit and should go to 0 and die
- just cash outbulletfactory
- Send me your dirty bitcoin bc1qt50wljwlj346a9xl...AQUTE
- Which part is the confession - owning bitcoin or hoping it goes to 0?CyBrainX
- I have a crypto ETF. It's tanking like most of my other shit.CyBrainX
- NBQ001
Last year I made $120K in the stock markets (via stock options) in only few weeks and lost all the profits in few weeks after because being too greedy and some other dumb shit. Man I was so dumb, still licking the wounds. Could’ve bought a fucking Tesla or a lot of toilet paper.
Sigh. Easy come, easy go.
- Damn, that sucks. Licking my wounds after going +10k then losing most it since Dec.mandomafioso
- that hurtBennn
- dry powder the best.umbee54
- pockets3
My life is disastrous but pretty to watch, full of bad decisions and people. this too will pass