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- NBQ00-4
I must confess, I'm somewhat of a slut. I'm approaching having sex with the 100th woman in my life so far. Luckily no STD's, I was mostly careful.
What can I do, I'm a guy and biology & nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible.
- shhhhh, you'll piss off the load of incels in here.capn_ron
- Don't think anybody's an incel here, we're just bitter and some very old apparently :)NBQ00
- see! you already have one incel downvote. (wasn't me if you are wondering)capn_ron
- I was expecting to be downvoted or roasted.NBQ00
- No dv or roasting here. just wear a jimmy hat, or 2 in some cases.futurefood
- A round number
Congratulations?drgs - well, how many did you successfully impregnate? biology & nature and all ...monospaced
- Overcompensating much?sr_rosa
- usually people boasting about something means the complete oppositeernexbcn
- Yeah as if I gain anything by being anonymous hereNBQ00
- "nature want me to reproduce with as many women as possible" - LIE - you're just a kid with no self controlrobthelad
- @rob, it is in fact natural, the desire to reproduce ... it drives most human action. It's not a lack of control. That idea is totally fabricated by religion.monospaced
- BusterBoy4
I hide biscuits so my kids can't eat them. But I think my son has found my fucking hiding spot!
- aslip2
I'm totally bored with my day job and can't wait until my side-gig makes me enough $ to exit.
- jagara3
I like uplifting trance.
- "Good" trance should make you feel concerned. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- autoflavour2
Confession is we are about to get a 30 mortgage and to be honest, I can't see the life on this planet surviving the next 30 years..
- maquito2
I love to drink diet coke from a can while showering.
- sarahfailin-1
I like the taste of tums and am tempted to eat them even if I don't need any.
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12 yearsmaquito - 12 years vsarahfailin
- < 12 yearsDRIFTMONKEY
- sraey 21 >maquito
- There should be automatic upvotes for each year old your revived thread is.CyBrainX
- i like the taste of bums and am tempted to eat them even if i dont need toautoflavour
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- pockets1
sometimes i eat pizza that has been sitting out in room temp. for 36hrs. really all you gotta do his microwave the shit out of it so its not rock hard.
- hydro742
I stuck a lighting bug up my butt as a kid to see if my farts would glow...
- sted0
I like black girls.
- eryx3
Went on chatroulette to just to chat with someone. Fucking stupid.
- PonyBoy0
Just over 2 months ago I lost an airpod while out shopping. I was actually secretly excited at the loss as they weren't the latest generation (no wireless charging).
I found a deal online where I'd save $20 @ a local Walmart (instead of $199 they were $179)... the pods would be ready for pickup within an hour (w/out waiting in line etc) so I bought them and jumped right in the car and headed over.
When I got there it turns out I arrived too early, that the order hadn't appeared in the system yet. I showed the kid my order on my phone, he looked it up online... there it was. The kid told me to hang tight and ran and grabbed me my airpods... and I was off.
About a month into owning my new airpods it was travel time... lots of airplanes, cabs, public transportation and family car rides in the future. Of course only a day into our trip I manage to lose the entire airpod set (they were in the charger... I lost the charger).
***QBN PSA*** //BEGIN
Don't buy these fucking things... they're immensely overpriced and far too easy to lose.
***QBN PSA*** //ENDOur trip consisted of staying in a few different cities. Our first city (on day one) was Las Vegas where my brother happens to live. My brother picked us up from our hotel (in his car) and we headed to get a quick lunch before driving back to his place to grab his luggage and then have an UBER pick us all up and take us to the airport to catch another plane to another city. This all occurred over 2 hours... somewhere in that 2 hours I lost the airpods. I was POSITIVE it was in the UBER ride to the airport.
So... it's been a month since I lost the airpods. I hadn't given them a second thought until about a week ago I can email from Walmart telling me I hadn't picked up my online purchase yet (my airpods). *giggle... uh... yes I did. The email also informed that I had been issued a full refund. *giggle... really?! I checked my bank account and there it was.
Then... not even 24 hours go by and I get a text w/a picture from my brother:
hehe... my brother FedExed them to me... they're literally in my ears as I type this story to you. The money is back in my account...
... should I feel guilty?
- We just had a similar experience. We didn't pay for our last month of our sons day care. We called and emailed to let them know. They aren't getting back to us.lemmy_k
- We tried one last time, but they aren't returning our calls. I'm not going to chase them down and force money on them. At least try to correct the mistake,lemmy_k
- It's not worth the bad Karma.lemmy_k
- Don't feel bad, its Walmart. fuck em, run by evil familydee-dubs
- I found a set of AirPods, in their charger, just sitting at the airport. I tried to return them but the airport wouldn’t take them. I waited 2 hours. Kept them.monospaced
- antimotion1
I really liked the Bumblebee film...
It seriously made me feel like a kid again - especially when they threw in: THE TOUCH, by Stan Bush
- prophetone1
- trance sauce!!!
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - The Streets!Krassy
- Yeah new stuff incoming - call me in the morning is back to mike's roots, me likesprophetone
- trance sauce!!!
- shapesalad0
I made a decision a couple months ago to start a move back to London for my girlfriend. She moved to London recently, part of her reason to move and study there was to be with me... I delayed my move back by 2 months... much upset caused... but I've realised now I love the city of Lisbon more than my girlfriend. I mean ~ I love Lisbon! I hear my self thinking it. God damn this place is awesome. Everyday there's something charming. I stopped checking the weather forecast as every day is the same, only before October the temp is slowing increasing towards 35c, and afterwards slowly decreasing. I've forgotten what a 100% cloudy sky looks like, and if it rained it'd want to go outside and dance around in it, so infrequent it is. The last weekend of September and it's bright hot sun, 30c+ and as soon as I dive into the clear blue sea, which has a nice temp of 20c, I see a school of fish and feel like I'm in another world... and it only took 30mins on the cheaply priced €1.90 train to get to the beach! And did I mention the women were topless on the beach! Heaven it is! European heaven. I bought a bottle of the new season wine, locally grown in Lisbon district, 3 types of grapes, one other best fruit fresh red wines I've ever had = €1.99!!! Life lived simply, purely, and humbly...
Is it possible to love an inanimate city more than a person?
I guess one thing brings me more happiness than the other...
Fuck - I've got to get back here before fucking economic suicide Brexit! God damn you fucking idiot leave voters!!! With your regional accents, stuck up north under a constantly grey clouded sky, complaining about immigrants and sovereignty and the dictatorship of the EU... Have you not been to Portugal you fools?!?!?!?!
- typo "...one of the best fruity fresh red wines..."shapesalad
- so your girlfriend moved to London to be with you and now your ditching her without moving there? yikes.. karma policeautoflavour
- ^ Well this is supposed to be a confession. It should be a place safe from judgement.CyBrainX
- < Hell yes, it's possible to love a city more than a significant other. I wouldn't live New York City for anyone. (despite its weather)CyBrainX
- VectorMasked0
As I previously mentioned... went back to Uni.
Met this chick a few weeks ago... we have only one class together and we seem to get along. Today we hung out working on our projects and crashed a uni christian event with free food just to grab a handful of hot dogs and came back to the studio to keep working.
It's the first time I have to use the "half your age + 7".
Feel like a creep.
- She's cool and damn gorgeous in a girl next door kind of way.VectorMasked
- What uni studying what?pango
- bad memory pango.
Emily CarrVectorMasked - did i ask that before? lol
Enjoy the new campus with no tourists!!pango - art school girls. best part of art schoolGnash
- autoflavour0
I wonder whatever happened to all the people on page one of this thread.. do they still visit and lurk? are they dead? were they ever really alive?